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"Don't look at me like that!"

Chi Jing raised her hand and pushed Liu Xi's face away.

Liu Xi: "..."

Liu Xi raised his hand and waved Chi Jing's away, and said speechlessly, "Are you looking for smoke?"

Chi Jing let out another howl when Liu Xi squinted her eyes.

"what!"

Everyone was startled and looked this way.

Seeing Chi Jing clutching her heart, she said with a painful expression: "Don't look at me like that! I always feel that I am not straight, but when you look at me like this, I feel that I am not straight anymore!"

When everyone heard this, their expressions became embarrassing: "..."

Who dares to be so outspoken in front of the camera, besides Chi Jing, there is no other one, right?

Feng Ming couldn't help but hold his forehead.

Liu Xi looked at Chi Jing with a strange expression, and asked sincerely, "Why do you think you're not straight? I'm not wearing men's clothes now, am I? Didn't you say before that I look more like a woman than a woman?"

Chi Jing was stunned.

"Pfft~" The few people around couldn't help but burst out laughing on the spot.

"I can't tell for a while, who are the two of you, and you don't have the burden of idols." Hu Yu sighed.

"Hahaha..." The others suddenly burst into laughter.

[I'm going to laugh at Yue! 】

[When Chi Jing said that she was not straight, I was shocked.Then when Liu Xi said without any burden that she was more than a woman, I was so shocked that I burst into tears. 】

[These two are more than a wolf! 】

[Hu Yu spoke my mind, and suddenly felt extremely complicated (lighting a cigarette)]

……

"That's right! You are wearing women's clothing now! You are a princess! I have nothing wrong with your heart! This shows that I am straight!" Chi Jing finally turned the corner and said with ecstasy.

Feng Ming: "..."

This idiot is hopeless.

"Huh? Hmm? What did I hear?" Cong Zhiyan looked at Chi Jing in shock, "Chi Jing, you actually covet your father's people? Do you not want to live anymore?"

"What?" Chi Jing was dumbfounded again.

Gong Sichen looked up at Liu Xi and Chi Jing, followed Cong Zhiyan's words and said: "Nizi, covet my mother and concubine, drag her down to serve her family."

Chi Jing: "???"

Chi Jing looked at Gong Sichen in bewilderment, and then heard the staff's voice from outside the door.

"Yes!"

Then two staff members in servant uniforms walked in, dragging Chi Jing out from the left and the right.

"Wait, wait! Why are you pulling me?!" Chi Jing struggled.

The others were also stunned, but they didn't expect that they were really served by family law!

"Ah! Father, I was wrong! You listen to my sophistry!"

Gong Sichen didn't raise his head and said: "Since it's a sophistry, it's fine if you don't listen. If you drag it on, you'll be punished thirty times!"

"Obey!" The work team members were very cooperative, regardless of Chi Jing's struggle, and dragged the people to the open space outside.

There are already benches set up by staff.

The staff put Chi Jing on the bench, and there were two executioners standing on the left and right.

Chi Jing: "!!!"

Chi Jing: "Wow! I was wrong! Father, I was wrong! Concubine mother, save me!"

Everyone was worried at first and wanted to intercede for Chi Jing.Hearing that he yelled so proficiently, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Standing in the crowd, Liu Xi looked at Chi Jing who was being beaten, and smiled gloatingly.Like a little fox who has succeeded in tricking.

"Son, it hurts your mother and concubine's heart. But who told you to covet your father's wife? Hitting you thirty sticks is already a kindness. Be good, bear with it and pass."

Chi Jing stared, staring in disbelief at Liu Xi who was standing and talking without back pain.

God damn it, let it pass!

Why don't you come and bear it? !

"Woooooo... Brother! Brother, save me! Brother Ming!" Chi Jing saw that Liu Xi was unreliable, so she turned her gaze on Feng Ming.

Hearing Chi Jing's cry for help, Feng Ming gave him a faint look, then turned and went into the house.

Tell Chi Jing with a ruthless back, begging him is useless.

Chi Jing looked at the ruthless people, her heart was broken into scum.

When the wooden stick hit the buttocks, everyone could only hear Chi Jing crying loudly.

Cong Zhiyan asked hesitantly: "This...won't it really hurt?"

Hu Yu was also a little uncertain, hesitating whether to stop it.

Then I heard the director next to him say coolly: "Don't worry, there is no force at all. And it is not solid wood, it is hollow soft plastic. If you hit it hard, the wooden stick will perform a ninety-degree bend for you on the spot." .”

As he spoke, he yelled to the execution staff over there: "Strengthen!"

The staff was stunned for a moment, and in the next second, according to the director's intention, he swung his arm and hit him hard.

"Ah!" Chi Jing screamed.

If they hadn't seen the stick that had been beaten down suddenly bend, they might really have believed it.

But the truth is, the bent stick, coupled with Chi Jing's miserable howl, made the scene eerily quiet for a few seconds, and everyone burst into laughter.

Feng Ming in the room originally didn't want to care about Chi Jing, but when he heard Chi Jing's cry, his eyelids twitched, thinking that the show crew really did not do anything serious.

He came out in a hurry to take a look, and instantly retracted all his previous worries.

He shouldn't be soft on this guy!

Waste of emotion!

In the live broadcast room, Chi Jing's fans had replaced Chi Jing and began to feel ashamed.

[Just... can I take off the powder for 1 minute?I’ll come back when he finishes beating me (help the forehead)]

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!I laughed till I crowed!My mom thought I was crazy! 】

【I! @#￥%...]

[I originally thought it was really painful, but I just wanted to complain about the show crew's inhumanity.Finally, I saw the bent stick, I was just lucky, fortunately I typed slowly =_=]

[Goose goose goose goose goose! ! !What kind of Erha is Chi Jing?Killing me! 】

[You said it was Erha, what else could it be? (sigh)】

……

At the end of the thirty sticks, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten up.

The staff all withdrew, and Chi Jing was still lying on the stool crying.

Liu Xi really couldn't stand it anymore, walked to Chi Jing's side, squatted down and looked at Chi Jing with a smile and said, "It's over, why don't you get up?"

Chi Jing became addicted to the drama, looked at Liu Xi angrily, and stretched out a hand tremblingly to hold Liu Xi's hand, "Mother... mother concubine, my child is not filial, I'm afraid you will be sent black hair by someone with white hair people."

Liu Xi: "..."

I want to pull my hand back.

Chi Jing looked at Liu Xi with a weak and sad face, "Mother Concubine, for the kindness you have shown me in nurturing my child, the child can only come to... the world... and then... repay...!"

Liu Xi finally couldn't hold back, and pulled back her hand forcefully.

Turning around and shouting into the house: "My lord! Take care of your brat! It's time to go to the house to expose the roof tiles!"

Chi Jing: "?!" You don't talk about martial arts!

In the next second, Gong Sichen's figure appeared at the door, looking at the two of them with a smile that was not a smile.

"What? Thirty boards are not enough? Give you another thirty?"

As soon as the words fell, Chi Jing quickly turned over from the stool and got off the ground.With that vigorous posture, it shouldn't be a problem to run 1000 meters on the spot.

"Ah? What? Cooking? Come here!" After speaking, he disappeared.

Director: "..."

[What a dry meal!As expected of Chi Jing! 】

[Can you please stop being so cowardly? ! 】

[I didn't see that Chi Jing's acting skills are not bad? 】

[I'm about to be laughed out of by Chi Jing!Together with Liu Xi and Gong Yingdi, he really looks like a family of three!Loving mother, strict father, bear and child combination hahaha! 】

[I admit that the strict father bears the child, but where do you see the loving mother? 】

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