Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

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Stop laughing!

In the hotel, Lu Shaoyan sprawled on the bed, swayed his legs, teased Meng Xiaochun who was lying beside him quietly looking at him for a while, rolled his eyes at him, and kissed him big.

As the saying goes, rewards and punishments are clear!Although he stopped smiling, his expression was not as indifferent as before.It seems that after laughing for a while during the shooting, there are "sequelae" left, the tension is not strong, and the corners of the eyes and brows are left with tenderness. (I just don't know how long it will last!)

Everyone took the initiative to deliver it to their door. If you don't respond, it would be rude in Lu Shaoyan's words.So (optionally) Meng Xiaochun, who listened to his wife very much, immediately embraced his wife calmly and tightened his arms so that he could not run away after kissing, and could only stick to her.

Lu Shaoyan was forced to cling to him, but he didn't hold back, he laughed and hugged Meng Xiaochun instead, and hugged him!

After posting like this for a while, Lu Shaoyan sighed: "So, I'm married..." I'm a little bit embarrassed to say it! "My former classmates haven't graduated yet."

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, and his lips kept gently touching Lu Shaoyan's forehead.

I really like Lu Shaoyan, why do I like Lu Shaoyan so much... I don't want to be separated for a moment, but when I think about going to work separately for at least a few hours every day, I will fall into anxiety.

But he couldn't ask Lu Shaoyan not to go to work, he couldn't even ask Lu Shaoyan not to return to that English town.He knew that Lu Shaoyan had only asked for leave to return to China. Although it has been extended for a week now, he will go back after all.Lu Shaoyan should be very satisfied with the life there.

However, this is not a big problem, he can follow Lu Shaoyan there.He has already taken the time to tell Xie Zhuyun that he can work online.Xie Zhuyun said that he had awakened a long time ago and knew that opposition was useless, so he did not object.

But even so, Lu Shaoyan, who returned to the small town, still had to leave him for a few hours on weekdays.Maybe he won't be able to bear those few hours, but there's no way, otherwise it will become that Lu Shaoyan can't bear him.So he has to restrain himself.

Lu Shaoyan babbled to himself for a while, then gently tugged Meng Xiaochun in dissatisfaction, and asked, "Have you heard? What are you thinking?"

"Listen." Meng Xiaochun said, "If you want to use my photo as your profile picture, I have no objection."

It is better to put a group photo.But he didn't say it.

"Then you have to replace your avatar with mine, okay?" Lu Shaoyan said aggressively.

"Ah."

Lu Shaoyan made trouble on purpose: "Aren't you unwilling? Answer so reluctantly!"

In fact, I can't hear the meaning at all.But he just wanted to make things difficult for Meng Xiaochun!

Half of Meng Xiaochun's brain cells continued to be anxious, while the other half said calmly, "No."

"Oh, it's no fun teasing you." Lu Shaoyan sighed.

Lu Shaoyan once taught Meng Xiaochun earnestly and earnestly, saying that when the partner says it's boring, he must quickly provide emotional value.

Classmate Meng, who listened to Teacher Lu very much, turned over and began to kiss Lu Shaoyan. When Lu Shaoyan asked what he was doing, he took a break to answer: "Do interesting things."

Lu Shaoyan: "... um, um, um, my tongue, um, um, oh, oh, oh, oh..."

Tomorrow from Holland to England, Meng Xiaochun pretended to be serious and said that he would not do a full set, and then kissed him for almost an hour.

He could swear on anything, absolutely for that long!He is definitely not exaggerating!He said that his tongue is numb and it is true!

After finally catching the gap, Lu Shaoyan quickly covered his head under the quilt, he didn't even bother to change his avatar, so go to sleep quickly, otherwise he is afraid that his tongue will fall off from being kissed!horrible!

Alas, the relationship with Gou Yi is not so good now... But he really wants to complain to Gou Yi: Yes!Meng Xiaochun is indeed scary!But it's not what you think it is!It's just that I'm afraid that he will kill me sooner or later!He is really scary about this kind of thing!Why on earth can Meng Xiaochun look so pure and pure (?) on a daily basis, yet his worldly desires are so strong!

……never mind!Suffocate the ball!

No, you can't suffocate, then... go to Bluebird to open a trumpet to complain about it another day!

But there will definitely be messages saying he was deliberately Versailles.But really not!He will really bother in the middle half!well!

……

The two lived in the small town in England for almost a month.

Lu Shaoyan mentioned to Meng Xiaochun about their work.What he meant was that he could resign and go back to China with Meng Xiaochun, and then he could open a carpentry workshop in China, not impossible.

He didn't expect that Meng Xiaochun moved so much faster than him, and had already told Xie Zhuyun about coming to live in England.

"However, I always feel that your job is not suitable for a straight line, right?" Lu Shaoyan was a little worried, and he said it directly, "You have the ability and can have a higher development. It feels like a pity. .”

"I don't think so." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Oh, it's not like you don't think so." Lu Shaoyan said.

Meng Xiaochun stopped talking and turned his back to weed the small vegetable garden.

Lu Shaoyan probed to see his face: "Are you angry?"

Meng Xiaochun still did not speak.

Is that the default?Lu Shaoyan said helplessly: "Where is your anger? You can't touch it!" As he spoke, he poked him everywhere, "Is it here? Is it here? Or here?"

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

Lu Shaoyan poked him for a while, hit him angrily, turned his back, moved to another small vegetable field, lowered his head to loosen the soil, but he had no intention of loosening the soil, and took a small shovel to a place where there was no planting and repeated it vigorously hate.

After pulling the weeds, Meng Xiaochun got up and went to the house. Looking back, he saw that Lu Shaoyan was still lying there with his back turned to him, so he went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of water, and walked over to pass it to Lu Shaoyan.

Lu Shaoyan raised his eyelids, then "hummed" forcefully, but he didn't answer, and continued to lower his head.

Meng Xiaochun unscrewed the bottle cap and handed it over.

Lu Shaoyan still ignored him, and even changed direction, finding a new place to fight.Coincidentally, an earthworm just came out of the soil and was cut into two pieces by a shovel.

Lu Shaoyan: "Ahhhhh!"

Meng Xiaochun: "It will turn into two live earthworms."

"Of course I know! I'm not! It's going to die! It's just that I don't like earthworms! Hey!" Lu Shaoyan shoveled the soil a few times to bury the wriggling earthworms.

Meng Xiaochun: "Snakes will die if they are cut off."

"..."

Lu Shaoyan turned to look at him speechlessly.

"Drink water." Meng Xiaochun, who successfully attracted attention, handed the water bottle to Lu Shaoyan again.

Lu Shaoyan inserted the shovel into the soil casually, stood up, took a few sips of water, took the bottle cap angrily, put it on the tool shelf aside: "I just... don't want you Giving up your future for me, obviously you don't need to do that."

"It's not for you, it's for myself." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Stop playing word games with me!" Lu Shaoyan said angrily.

Meng Xiaochun had no choice but to show weakness and hug Lu Shaoyan, putting his head on his shoulder.

My neck hurts a bit.

It doesn't mean that Lu Shaoyan is too short... Forget it, that's what it means. Compared to him, Lu Shaoyan is indeed a bit short, but he thinks it's very good and complementary.

In short, if he does this, Lu Shaoyan will not be angry, and will feel sorry for him instead.He had discovered this early on and used it often and skillfully.

Lu Shaoyan is really too innocent, so he can't leave his sight, otherwise he will be deceived by a bad guy like him.

Although I didn't get why Meng Xiaochun suddenly became vulnerable in the current situation, the reason was not important, so Lu Shaoyan patted him on the back reflexively and with a dazed face to comfort him.

Meng Xiaochun's voice was a little soft, although it was faint, but there was a sense of grievance that ordinary people couldn't detect (directly speaking, only Lu Shaoyan could perceive it, like metaphysics): "I don't want to go back, there are many things that are wrong there." Good memories." After a pause, he said, "Not about your mother."

Lu Shaoyan: "...You mean my mother?"

"No." Meng Xiaochun said, "My mother abandoned me, my uncle blackmailed me, and my father beat me and blackmailed me."

Lu Shaoyan let out a "woo" immediately, hugged him tightly, and patted him with high frequency.

Leaving aside Meng Xiaochun's mother, Lu Shaoyan has never met her. I heard Meng Xiaochun said that he abandoned him when he was very young.

Meng Xiaochun's bastard father beat Meng Xiaochun when he was a child. Seeing Meng Xiaochun's success in the past few years, he asked him for money.

Obviously Meng Xiaochun would send 5000 yuan to Meng Qiang every month, Meng Qiang insisted that it was not enough, the lion opened his mouth and asked Meng Xiaochun to give him 300 million.Meng Xiaochun refused to give it, so he bargained on his own, saying that the 200 million would be fine, but if he really didn't have it, he would give 100 million or 50 first, and then he would give it later.

Meng Xiaochun still refused to pay, so Meng Qiang said he would find a lawyer to sue Meng Xiaochun for not supporting him.

Meng Xiaochun replied with five words: I am a lawyer.

Meng Qiang replied: Who the hell are you kidding?You are obviously a medical student, don't you remember when you are my father?

As for Meng Xiaochun's uncle, the one named Ruanfan, in the past year, he also used Meng Xiaochun's grandma as an excuse to ask Meng Xiaochun for money, but the frequency was not as high as that of Meng Qiang.But also disgusting.

Meng Xiaochun said that based on what he saw the last time he saw Ruanfan, it is likely that he has a venereal disease, the kind that grows cauliflower, and he probably asked him for money to treat it.

It's just disgusting.

Lu Shaoyan just thought of this person and wanted to wipe his head with alcohol gel, for fear that the virus would spread through the air.

"I want to start over..." Meng Xiaochun whispered, "My life."

Lu Shaoyan immediately changed his words: "That's fine...then, let's live here first and get used to the environment. In the future, you can retake the school exam here. You are so smart, it must be easy to pass the exam, and then you can stay here Continue to be a lawyer. Or you can do other things, you can do whatever you want, don’t worry about money, I have some money now, it’s definitely enough for you to study another book.”

"Like before, are you taking care of me again?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

Lu Shaoyan immediately said "Hey! Ya!" and said, "Why are you mentioning black history! We are now... now a joint property of husband and wife! I don't like it when you divide the money between what you earn and what I earn."

"I'm sorry." Meng Xiaochun whispered an apology close to his ear, paused, and asked, "Why aren't they husband and wife?"

Lu Shaoyan's tone was fierce: "You want to be my wife so much? That's fine!"

Meng Xiaochun chuckled lightly.

Lu Shaoyan blinked, and turned away from him to look at his face, but he was still expressionless when he saw it, and asked suspiciously, "Did you laugh again just now?"

"No." Meng Xiaochun said.

"...Then when will you laugh again?" Lu Shaoyan asked, "Will you adjust your personality after restarting your life? For example, increase the frequency of laughter, such as 90%?"

"The two words you told me to like to hear, I just laughed." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

Okay, for Meng Xiaochun, he has a very clear idea of ​​how shameful it is to laugh.