Lu Shao thinks this is not funny
Chapter 91
The two stood silently for a while.
Just as Meng Xiaochun was about to speak, Lu Shaoyan asked, "Can you stop confronting my mother?"
Meng Xiaochun: "..."
Lu Shaoyan was afraid that he would think wrong, so he hastily added: "I am definitely not using marriage as a condition to negotiate with you. There is no necessary relationship between the two, they are two different things!"
"..." Meng Xiaochun still didn't speak.
Lu Shaoyan sighed softly, pulling at his clothes one after another.
"Oh...you work here at Xie Zhuyun, whatever you want
Xie Zhuyun wants to mess with Lu family, I can't help it... But at least you don't get involved, how embarrassing it is, you are my mother... uh... a relative.
My mother...she definitely doesn't agree with us being together at this stage, but, I assure you, I will never be separated from you this time.I just... just don't want to make our relationship with my mother irreversible forever. "
Lu Shaoyan's voice became smaller and lower, but it was still very clear, "My mother has a lot of misunderstandings about you now, but in the future, in a few years... five years, ten years, 15 Years... As long as we are always on good terms, there will be a day when she will change her opinion of you."
He tightened his arms and hugged Meng Xiaochun tightly, as if begging: "How about it, Meng Xiaochun."
Meng Xiaochun was silent for a long time, and said: "I will tell Xie Zhuyun." After a pause, he said coldly, "But if she..."
He didn't continue, but Lu Shaoyan understood what he meant, bit his lip, and said, "Yes."
However, he will definitely not let that happen!
Meng Xiaochun pulled Lu Shaoyan's hand away, turned around to face him, lowered his head, kissed the corner of his mouth, hugged him into his arms, and promised in a low voice: "As long as she doesn't exceed my bottom line, I won't let her go." Take care of her."
Lu Shaoyan: "To be on the safe side, let me ask, what is your bottom line?"
"..." Meng Xiaochun said in a muffled voice, "Ask knowingly."
Lu Shaoyan laughed.Well, he did ask knowingly.
"But I just want to hear from you!" He said confidently, "Other people's boyfriends are all sweet talkers, so I want it too!"
I know it's just sweet talk, what's the point.Meng Xiaochun secretly thought.
But Lu Shaoyan acted coquettishly, hugged Meng Xiaochun and shook him vigorously, moaning, kissing him and biting him, it seemed that this matter could not be passed easily...
Meng Xiaochun was obsessed with him for a while, and had no choice but to say: "...do you want to do it here?"
"Huh?! You have a good idea!" Lu Shaoyan slapped him a few times without laughing, "I tell you, if you, now, don't say something that satisfies me and sounds good, don't say it here , I won’t do anything to you after I go back!”
Meng Xiaochun said calmly, "It doesn't matter."
Lu Shaoyan immediately said "heh", and turned his white eyes to talk to him: "Who - told me in the morning, he has been two years -" deliberately prolonging his voice, "even - the plane - didn't - - beat - who is it? Ah? Who is it?"
As he asked, he stared teasingly at Meng Xiaochun with "it's you, that's you".
Meng Xiaochun: "..."
"Who is it? Who is it? Tell me, who is it? Hey~ah~! Who dare not admit it?" Lu Shaoyan asked.
Meng Xiaochun had no choice but to cover Lu Shaoyan's mouth with a kiss.
But Lu Shaoyan smiled while avoiding his kiss, and continued to ask questions knowingly.In the end, Meng Xiaochun was driven into a hurry, and he picked him up and walked out of the bathroom to the desk.
When he was put on the desk, Lu Shaoyan admitted that he was a little flustered, and he also admitted that his voice was a little loud and his behavior was a little bit arrogant...
"Hey! What do you want to do?" Lu Shaoyan quickly stretched out his hand to push Meng Xiaochun, "I can't do it! I'm really in a hurry with you! I'm serious! I'm not joking with you!"
Meng Xiaochun grabbed his hand, put it to his lips and kissed it, stared at him, made him hairy, and clamped his tail tightly for a moment, very honest.
"What do you think I'm going to do?" Meng Xiaochun asked.
"...Ask the question knowingly!" Lu Shaoyan bared his teeth at him with bravado, and quickly returned to his obedient appearance.This is probably called playing hard and soft.
Meng Xiaochun looked at him for a while, then tilted his head to kiss him.
Lu Shaoyan closed his eyes, leaned his face up, let him kiss, and only said intermittently between the kisses: "But, it really doesn't work here...it's too much..."
Meng Xiaochun didn't say anything, just kissed him, kissed him, and let go of his wrist.
Lu Shaoyan's hand naturally clung to the opponent's neck, and he got closer to the opponent more freely.
The kiss between the two deepened, their lips and tongues intertwined, and the sound of water was dripping.In order to prevent another saliva from drooling, Lu Shaoyan instinctively swallowed each other's saliva from time to time.
In this quiet office, the sound seemed to be amplified ten times.
Lu Shaoyan suddenly buried his face in Meng Xiaochun's neck, gasping for breath, his voice was delicate and wet, as if complaining, but also ashamed: "Meng Xiaochun!..."
Meng Xiaochun gently pecked and kissed his side face, hair, ears, and neck. Suddenly, he looked up at the French windows and whispered, "Someone is cleaning the windows."
!Lu Shaoyan was so frightened that he almost cried out, and buried his face even tighter.He was so nervous that his heart was about to jump out, but now he almost fainted!He didn't dare to make a sound, and he didn't dare to scold Meng Xiaochun at this moment... Don't be a fool!I have no face to be a human being!The society is dead!Tomorrow...ah no, it's tonight, wait, there will be a post from a window cleaning worker on the Internet...
Fortunately, Meng Xiaochun said right away: "The glass is one-way, so you can't see inside."
"...Hoo..." Lu Shaoyan finally breathed a sigh of relief, but he was still very timid. It took a while to sort out his messy mood, and slowly turned his head against Meng Xiaochun's neck, carefully watching outside the window.
Meng Xiaochun didn't mean to scare him. Outside the window, there were workers standing in hanging baskets carefully cleaning the glass.
Lu Shaoyan quickly turned his head back and continued to bury his face.
After a while, he tentatively turned his head to look at the two workers again.The workers are working seriously and solemnly, and there is no abnormality at all.
Lu Shaoyan groaned and continued to bury his face.
Even if people can't see it!but!He was really scared!Almost scared out of a big problem!Meng Xiaochun is fully responsible for this!
After a while, the hanging basket went up to another floor.
"They're gone." Meng Xiaochun kissed the ear of Lu Shaoyan who was still buried in his face, and said seriously, "I won't let you be seen by others like this."
Lu Shaoyan took time out of shame to bite the villain, and then continued to bury him.
Leave him alone!His face is here!
Meng Xiaochun coaxed Lu Shaoyan for a long time—his "coaxing" meant kissing—seeing that Lu Shaoyan was still clinging and refused to raise his head, he was a little afraid that the procrastination would turn into embarrassment, so after thinking about it, he said softly: "... Baby."
I regretted it after I finished speaking, it was too nasty.
Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, his first reaction was that he heard it wrong, but after thinking about it carefully, he thinks it should be right.His face was finally willing to leave Meng Xiaochun's neck, and he stared at Meng Xiaochun with rounded eyes: "What did you call me just now? Call me again?"
Meng Xiaochun tried to remain calm, with "I don't know what you're talking about" written all over his face.
But Lu Shaoyan would not be deceived by him like this!He urged: "Say it again, I will go with you just now, or I will settle accounts with you!"
Forget it.Meng Xiaochun secretly thought.Anyway, he won't say it again.To be honest, let's wait until the next time Lu Shaoyan is unconscious and in a daze.
"You called me 'baby' just now! Didn't you?!" Lu Shaoyan questioned.
"No." Meng Xiaochun quickly denied.
"You're screaming like that!" Lu Shaoyan suddenly pursed his lips and laughed, the more he thought about it, the more funny it became, especially combined with Meng Xiaochun's forced calm at this moment...
"Hahahahahaha... Where did you learn it from? Hahahahaha... So nasty!"
Meng Xiaochun: "..."
"Hahahahahahaha!!!" Lu Shaoyan couldn't stop laughing, "I really didn't expect you to call me baby hahahahahahaha!"
He laughed so much that his upper body lay back, but Meng Xiaochun kept his arms around his waist. He gave his waist a little strength, sat back up again, and continued to smile at Meng Xiaochun. More than eight teeth.
Meng Xiaochun's gaze never left him, he looked at him, and suddenly, infected by him, the corners of his mouth curled up.
Lu Shaoyan's laughter stopped for a second, and his eyes opened wider than before!
It must not be an illusion... He really saw Meng Xiaochun smiling!real!Absolutely true!
But when Meng Xiaochun saw him like this, his smile disappeared quickly, and he returned to his usual facial paralysis.
"...You just laughed!" Lu Shaoyan grabbed his arm excitedly and shouted, "You laughed! You know how to laugh!!!"
Meng Xiaochun: "..."
Could it be that Lu Shaoyan always thought from the bottom of his heart that he couldn't laugh... Forget it, if it was Lu Shaoyan, it was very possible.
Lu Shaoyan pressed two fingers on both sides of Meng Xiaochun's mouth and lifted it up, but it was not the same as before.Either the corner of the mouth is lifted up or the smile is, and the eyes have to cooperate. Just now, Meng Xiaochun's eyes were also smiling, but now they are dead fish eyes again!
"Smile again, I'll take a look again..." Lu Shaoyan said, he hurriedly took out his phone, turned on the camera, and aimed at Meng Xiaochun, "Just smile, I'll take a picture and use it as a screensaver!"
Meng Xiaochun: "..." I don't want to laugh anymore.
He is not used to laughing, or rather, he has never seen himself laughing, and he doesn't know what it looks like when he smiles, and he doesn't want to know.It can be weird and incongruous.
It wasn't the look that was supposed to be on his face.
It's never as natural and good-looking as Lu Shaoyan's smile.
Dodging Lu Shaoyan's gaze, Meng Xiaochun thought for a while, avoided the mobile phone held in front of him, went around, and kissed Lu Shaoyan's mouth again.
Seeing him like this, Lu Shaoyan refused to smile any more, so he had to put down his phone regretfully, and kissed him.
... Come back and think of a way!
He must take pictures of Meng Xiaochun smiling!When the time comes, Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie will not only set it as a screen saver, but also as a desktop for all his electronic products!even!Set it as his WeChat profile picture! ! !Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie! ! !
Just as Meng Xiaochun was about to speak, Lu Shaoyan asked, "Can you stop confronting my mother?"
Meng Xiaochun: "..."
Lu Shaoyan was afraid that he would think wrong, so he hastily added: "I am definitely not using marriage as a condition to negotiate with you. There is no necessary relationship between the two, they are two different things!"
"..." Meng Xiaochun still didn't speak.
Lu Shaoyan sighed softly, pulling at his clothes one after another.
"Oh...you work here at Xie Zhuyun, whatever you want
Xie Zhuyun wants to mess with Lu family, I can't help it... But at least you don't get involved, how embarrassing it is, you are my mother... uh... a relative.
My mother...she definitely doesn't agree with us being together at this stage, but, I assure you, I will never be separated from you this time.I just... just don't want to make our relationship with my mother irreversible forever. "
Lu Shaoyan's voice became smaller and lower, but it was still very clear, "My mother has a lot of misunderstandings about you now, but in the future, in a few years... five years, ten years, 15 Years... As long as we are always on good terms, there will be a day when she will change her opinion of you."
He tightened his arms and hugged Meng Xiaochun tightly, as if begging: "How about it, Meng Xiaochun."
Meng Xiaochun was silent for a long time, and said: "I will tell Xie Zhuyun." After a pause, he said coldly, "But if she..."
He didn't continue, but Lu Shaoyan understood what he meant, bit his lip, and said, "Yes."
However, he will definitely not let that happen!
Meng Xiaochun pulled Lu Shaoyan's hand away, turned around to face him, lowered his head, kissed the corner of his mouth, hugged him into his arms, and promised in a low voice: "As long as she doesn't exceed my bottom line, I won't let her go." Take care of her."
Lu Shaoyan: "To be on the safe side, let me ask, what is your bottom line?"
"..." Meng Xiaochun said in a muffled voice, "Ask knowingly."
Lu Shaoyan laughed.Well, he did ask knowingly.
"But I just want to hear from you!" He said confidently, "Other people's boyfriends are all sweet talkers, so I want it too!"
I know it's just sweet talk, what's the point.Meng Xiaochun secretly thought.
But Lu Shaoyan acted coquettishly, hugged Meng Xiaochun and shook him vigorously, moaning, kissing him and biting him, it seemed that this matter could not be passed easily...
Meng Xiaochun was obsessed with him for a while, and had no choice but to say: "...do you want to do it here?"
"Huh?! You have a good idea!" Lu Shaoyan slapped him a few times without laughing, "I tell you, if you, now, don't say something that satisfies me and sounds good, don't say it here , I won’t do anything to you after I go back!”
Meng Xiaochun said calmly, "It doesn't matter."
Lu Shaoyan immediately said "heh", and turned his white eyes to talk to him: "Who - told me in the morning, he has been two years -" deliberately prolonging his voice, "even - the plane - didn't - - beat - who is it? Ah? Who is it?"
As he asked, he stared teasingly at Meng Xiaochun with "it's you, that's you".
Meng Xiaochun: "..."
"Who is it? Who is it? Tell me, who is it? Hey~ah~! Who dare not admit it?" Lu Shaoyan asked.
Meng Xiaochun had no choice but to cover Lu Shaoyan's mouth with a kiss.
But Lu Shaoyan smiled while avoiding his kiss, and continued to ask questions knowingly.In the end, Meng Xiaochun was driven into a hurry, and he picked him up and walked out of the bathroom to the desk.
When he was put on the desk, Lu Shaoyan admitted that he was a little flustered, and he also admitted that his voice was a little loud and his behavior was a little bit arrogant...
"Hey! What do you want to do?" Lu Shaoyan quickly stretched out his hand to push Meng Xiaochun, "I can't do it! I'm really in a hurry with you! I'm serious! I'm not joking with you!"
Meng Xiaochun grabbed his hand, put it to his lips and kissed it, stared at him, made him hairy, and clamped his tail tightly for a moment, very honest.
"What do you think I'm going to do?" Meng Xiaochun asked.
"...Ask the question knowingly!" Lu Shaoyan bared his teeth at him with bravado, and quickly returned to his obedient appearance.This is probably called playing hard and soft.
Meng Xiaochun looked at him for a while, then tilted his head to kiss him.
Lu Shaoyan closed his eyes, leaned his face up, let him kiss, and only said intermittently between the kisses: "But, it really doesn't work here...it's too much..."
Meng Xiaochun didn't say anything, just kissed him, kissed him, and let go of his wrist.
Lu Shaoyan's hand naturally clung to the opponent's neck, and he got closer to the opponent more freely.
The kiss between the two deepened, their lips and tongues intertwined, and the sound of water was dripping.In order to prevent another saliva from drooling, Lu Shaoyan instinctively swallowed each other's saliva from time to time.
In this quiet office, the sound seemed to be amplified ten times.
Lu Shaoyan suddenly buried his face in Meng Xiaochun's neck, gasping for breath, his voice was delicate and wet, as if complaining, but also ashamed: "Meng Xiaochun!..."
Meng Xiaochun gently pecked and kissed his side face, hair, ears, and neck. Suddenly, he looked up at the French windows and whispered, "Someone is cleaning the windows."
!Lu Shaoyan was so frightened that he almost cried out, and buried his face even tighter.He was so nervous that his heart was about to jump out, but now he almost fainted!He didn't dare to make a sound, and he didn't dare to scold Meng Xiaochun at this moment... Don't be a fool!I have no face to be a human being!The society is dead!Tomorrow...ah no, it's tonight, wait, there will be a post from a window cleaning worker on the Internet...
Fortunately, Meng Xiaochun said right away: "The glass is one-way, so you can't see inside."
"...Hoo..." Lu Shaoyan finally breathed a sigh of relief, but he was still very timid. It took a while to sort out his messy mood, and slowly turned his head against Meng Xiaochun's neck, carefully watching outside the window.
Meng Xiaochun didn't mean to scare him. Outside the window, there were workers standing in hanging baskets carefully cleaning the glass.
Lu Shaoyan quickly turned his head back and continued to bury his face.
After a while, he tentatively turned his head to look at the two workers again.The workers are working seriously and solemnly, and there is no abnormality at all.
Lu Shaoyan groaned and continued to bury his face.
Even if people can't see it!but!He was really scared!Almost scared out of a big problem!Meng Xiaochun is fully responsible for this!
After a while, the hanging basket went up to another floor.
"They're gone." Meng Xiaochun kissed the ear of Lu Shaoyan who was still buried in his face, and said seriously, "I won't let you be seen by others like this."
Lu Shaoyan took time out of shame to bite the villain, and then continued to bury him.
Leave him alone!His face is here!
Meng Xiaochun coaxed Lu Shaoyan for a long time—his "coaxing" meant kissing—seeing that Lu Shaoyan was still clinging and refused to raise his head, he was a little afraid that the procrastination would turn into embarrassment, so after thinking about it, he said softly: "... Baby."
I regretted it after I finished speaking, it was too nasty.
Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, his first reaction was that he heard it wrong, but after thinking about it carefully, he thinks it should be right.His face was finally willing to leave Meng Xiaochun's neck, and he stared at Meng Xiaochun with rounded eyes: "What did you call me just now? Call me again?"
Meng Xiaochun tried to remain calm, with "I don't know what you're talking about" written all over his face.
But Lu Shaoyan would not be deceived by him like this!He urged: "Say it again, I will go with you just now, or I will settle accounts with you!"
Forget it.Meng Xiaochun secretly thought.Anyway, he won't say it again.To be honest, let's wait until the next time Lu Shaoyan is unconscious and in a daze.
"You called me 'baby' just now! Didn't you?!" Lu Shaoyan questioned.
"No." Meng Xiaochun quickly denied.
"You're screaming like that!" Lu Shaoyan suddenly pursed his lips and laughed, the more he thought about it, the more funny it became, especially combined with Meng Xiaochun's forced calm at this moment...
"Hahahahahaha... Where did you learn it from? Hahahahaha... So nasty!"
Meng Xiaochun: "..."
"Hahahahahahaha!!!" Lu Shaoyan couldn't stop laughing, "I really didn't expect you to call me baby hahahahahahaha!"
He laughed so much that his upper body lay back, but Meng Xiaochun kept his arms around his waist. He gave his waist a little strength, sat back up again, and continued to smile at Meng Xiaochun. More than eight teeth.
Meng Xiaochun's gaze never left him, he looked at him, and suddenly, infected by him, the corners of his mouth curled up.
Lu Shaoyan's laughter stopped for a second, and his eyes opened wider than before!
It must not be an illusion... He really saw Meng Xiaochun smiling!real!Absolutely true!
But when Meng Xiaochun saw him like this, his smile disappeared quickly, and he returned to his usual facial paralysis.
"...You just laughed!" Lu Shaoyan grabbed his arm excitedly and shouted, "You laughed! You know how to laugh!!!"
Meng Xiaochun: "..."
Could it be that Lu Shaoyan always thought from the bottom of his heart that he couldn't laugh... Forget it, if it was Lu Shaoyan, it was very possible.
Lu Shaoyan pressed two fingers on both sides of Meng Xiaochun's mouth and lifted it up, but it was not the same as before.Either the corner of the mouth is lifted up or the smile is, and the eyes have to cooperate. Just now, Meng Xiaochun's eyes were also smiling, but now they are dead fish eyes again!
"Smile again, I'll take a look again..." Lu Shaoyan said, he hurriedly took out his phone, turned on the camera, and aimed at Meng Xiaochun, "Just smile, I'll take a picture and use it as a screensaver!"
Meng Xiaochun: "..." I don't want to laugh anymore.
He is not used to laughing, or rather, he has never seen himself laughing, and he doesn't know what it looks like when he smiles, and he doesn't want to know.It can be weird and incongruous.
It wasn't the look that was supposed to be on his face.
It's never as natural and good-looking as Lu Shaoyan's smile.
Dodging Lu Shaoyan's gaze, Meng Xiaochun thought for a while, avoided the mobile phone held in front of him, went around, and kissed Lu Shaoyan's mouth again.
Seeing him like this, Lu Shaoyan refused to smile any more, so he had to put down his phone regretfully, and kissed him.
... Come back and think of a way!
He must take pictures of Meng Xiaochun smiling!When the time comes, Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie will not only set it as a screen saver, but also as a desktop for all his electronic products!even!Set it as his WeChat profile picture! ! !Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie! ! !
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