Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

At dawn, Lu Shaoyan woke up.

In the past, it would have been difficult for him to wake up naturally at this time, but in the past two years, he has gotten used to getting up early.He has to water and feed the cat for a run, and he has to go to school on time. He is very busy in the morning.

He didn't like morning jogging very much before, but the doctor advised him to increase the amount of exercise appropriately, otherwise he would have to increase the dosage of his medicine.

He is just depressed, not stupid, so he can definitely take less medicine and less medicine!

Moreover, when he runs in the morning, he will feel like Meng Xiaochun.It's that kind, like cosplaying Meng Xiaochun.That's how he coaxed himself to run.Later, running and running, it became a habit.

This is the case with many things. At first it feels difficult, or it is really difficult, but as long as you start doing it and stick to it for a while, you will get used to it, it will not be so difficult, and maybe it will get better and better.

Lu Shaoyan looked at Meng Xiaochun.He still had his eyes closed, breathing steadily.

This person is still cold and white-skinned, really hasn't changed much.

After returning from the hospital in the early morning, the two of them didn't do anything. After a brief wash, they went back to bed, turned off the lights and lay down.

But within a minute after Lu Shaoyan lay down, Meng Xiaochun held his hand under the quilt and tugged it lightly.

Lu Shaoyan quickly turned over and stuck to Meng Xiaochun's body.

Meng Xiaochun also turned over, this time lying on his side facing Lu Shaoyan, stretching out his long arms, he hugged Lu Shaoyan in his arms.

In this way, the two people maintained this posture, listening to each other's heartbeat and breathing.

After listening to it, he became sleepy, and then Lu Shaoyan fell asleep in a daze. He didn't know when Meng Xiaochun fell asleep.

He just gave a vague warning not to take sleeping pills before falling asleep, and Meng Xiaochun responded in a low voice.

After waking up now, the two of them were still in the hugging position before falling asleep, so Meng Xiaochun probably didn't have the chance to secretly take the medicine.

Lu Shaoyan heaved a sigh of relief, looked at Meng Xiaochun for a while, then moved lightly, pulled his hand away, turned around and picked up the phone to check the time, carefully landed on the floor, stepped on his slippers, and left the bedroom.

Meng Xiaochun's eyelids rolled slightly, but there was no other movement.

Half a minute later, Meng Xiaochun opened his eyes.

He originally planned to pretend to sleep for a while, he knew that Lu Shaoyan would not leave now.

Even if you want to abandon him again, it will take at least a few days, or more than ten days, when he relaxes his vigilance, when he completely believes...

However, even if he was so sure, he could only hold on for half a minute.This is his limit.

Without slippers, he just walked to the door of the bedroom, quietly opened the door a small crack, and looked out through the crack.

The voice came from the kitchen.

Lu Shaoyan stared earnestly at the fried eggs and fried ham sausage in the pan and silently made a wish: You'd better give me something delicious!

Then he was distracted by the cooked noodles with a few green vegetables on the side: You are the same too!

Worried, I dipped my chopsticks in the noodle soup and licked it.He thinks it's okay, it's a little bit heavier than what he likes, and I hope Meng Xiaochun won't think it's too bland.

The fried egg and ham sausage were finished, Lu Shaoyan shoveled them on top of the noodles, adjusted the position with chopsticks, looked left and right, and was about to find heat-insulated gloves so that he could bring the noodle bowl to the dining table. I saw the person standing at the kitchen door looking at me quietly.

I don't know how long I've been watching it.

"I knew you must have woken up very early." Lu Shaoyan asked him naturally, "Where did you put the heat-resistant gloves?"

Meng Xiaochun walked in and opened the cabinet under the sink.There is a small row of hooks attached to the inner cabinet door, and the oven gloves are hung on it.

Lu Shaoyan was about to get it when Meng Xiaochun hugged him suddenly.

He hugged Meng Xiaochun's waist easily, looked up at him, and asked with a smile, "Why?"

Meng Xiaochun said flatly, "Yes."

"Ah?" Lu Shaoyan was kissed by Meng Xiaochun before he could react.

This kiss, I don't know what's going on, I was kissed on the bed, I don't know what's going on, I just... got up.

Lu Shaoyan asked Meng Xiaochun in a very passive and confused manner if he wanted to think about whether it was really necessary to do this because of a bowl of noodles?This sounds very strange!

Meng Xiaochun said, "You asked me."

"What did I ask you? Where are the heat-resistant gloves?" Lu Shaoyan thought this was also very strange!Whether it's a bowl of noodles, or oven mitts!

Meng Xiaochun lightly licked Lu Shaoyan's side neck, then kissed the place, and said confidently: "You asked me why."

"..." Are you kidding me? !No need to ask, it is!

The corners of Lu Shaoyan's mouth twitched slightly, and he rolled his eyes towards the ceiling. Then, his expression gradually softened, and he turned his head to the side, looking at Meng Xiaochun's slightly moving head, and gently stroked it.

Really... no one has ever agreed with his idea: Meng Xiaochun is as innocent as a child.

Although, always expressionless (but no one wants to be sick! No one wants to be born like this! Meng Xiaochun is miserable if he can’t make an expression!), taciturn (this doesn’t have to be washed...but, introverted as a personality One, should be treated with equal respect!), ignore people (these days, there are at least five social terrors out of ten young people! Why can’t Meng Xiaochun be one of them?), but as long as you have serious and in-depth contact with , you will really find that Meng Xiaochun is really simple.

He will silently raise medical expenses for grandma, study hard, and be considerate and considerate.As long as you give him ten points, he will return at least twenty points.

Except for the fact that I couldn't get a few words out of the tiankeng... other places, as long as Lu Shaoyan didn't make trouble for no reason, as long as he told Meng Xiaochun, Meng Xiaochun would modify and improve silently.

Also, Meng Xiaochun's temper is actually very good, and he is very patient.

Lu Shaoyan didn't think much about it before, but now that he thinks about it, Meng Xiaochun's temper is almost the same. When he was annoyed when he was a child, he was stalked so hard by him. How could he just treat himself as air?At least I have to scold you, are you sick?

But when Meng Xiaochun was in a hurry, the most he could say was "Don't disturb me/Don't follow me", and he couldn't even say a fuck.

It was rare for Meng Xiaochun to lose his temper. The first time was when Meng Xiaochun was pestered ignorantly by himself during the Bi Antai incident, and he was afraid that one of them would force him if he couldn't control it.

Meng Xiaochun raised his eyes and looked at Lu Shaoyan. After a while, as if being bewitched, as if being drawn by an invisible thread, he leaned forward and kissed his eyes.

In fact, I like Lu Shaoyan looking at him with such eyes, but... fear is born of love.

In case, Lu Shaoyan no longer looks at him like this in the future, in case, in the future, Lu Shaoyan looks at others like this... What should I do?

Meng Xiaochun obsessively kissed these eyes that would look at him tenderly, attentively, tolerantly, and lovingly, kissing again and again, reluctant to stop.

It wasn't until Lu Shaoyan raised his hand to hug his neck that his lips were finally willing to leave those eyes for a while, and he took Lu Shaoyan's hand, bowed his head and kissed Lu Shaoyan's fingertips, and then followed the fingertips to arm pro-

Suddenly, Meng Xiaochun stopped, and his eyes fell on a little fresh red mark on the inside of Lu Shaoyan's small arm.

Lu Shaoyan opened his eyes, looked at the past, and said indifferently: "I splashed some oil when frying the eggs just now, and cold water washed it over, it's okay, don't worry about it."

After speaking, he raised his neck and kissed Meng Xiaochun.

But Meng Xiaochun didn't say anything, pulled his hand away and got out of bed.

Lu Shaoyan: "...Hey! I'm fine! Meng Xiaochun!"

Meng Xiaochun was temporarily deaf, so he walked out of the bedroom on his own. Not long after, he came back with a medical alcohol safflower oil swab and a band-aid.

Lu Shaoyan: "..." Is it human?Is it a man?

Meng Xiaochun began to disinfect and apply medicine to this red spot that was lucky to be discovered early, otherwise it would have healed later.

Lu Shaoyan waited helplessly for him to finish applying the medicine and put on the band-aid, and then continued to make out.

Lu Shaoyan's temper was a little bit big at the moment, he groaned and slammed him pointingly: "Pretend... you can pretend! Pretend like something... it seems that you are really afraid that I will get hurt." Same...too hypocritical!"

Standing on the ground, Meng Xiaochun heard the words, pulled his arms around his neck, picked him up from the edge of the bed, and said very bachelorly: "It depends on the situation."

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

Don't push!Don't be kicked out!Simple ass!All those hypocritical words before were all his deluded thoughts!Meng Xiaochun is not innocent at all!

……

Lu Shaoyan was useless this morning.

Due to the heavy injury, the energy bar was -80%, the blood bar was -10%, and he fell into a coma immediately.

Meng Xiaochun felt refreshed, went to the guest bath to take a shower, sat in the dining room, chewed slowly and gracefully ate the cold noodles that had already been mushy.

While eating, Xie Zhuyun called and asked, "Where are you?"

"What's the matter?" Meng Xiaochun asked back.

"What's the matter? Do you remember what's going on today?" Xie Zhuyun said, "It's ten o'clock, what about you? Didn't you have any accidents on the road? Usually you are very punctual."

Since spending more than a year in-depth understanding and cooperation with Meng Xiaochun, Xie Zhuyun now clearly realizes that he is not really a cool brother fan. He has been talking to Meng Xiaochun in a normal voice (mainly referring to unintentional clip sounds) for a long time.

PS: Meng Xiaochun once looked at him with "although I didn't say anything, but you can tell what I want to say by looking at my eyes. Simply put, I feel disgusting".He had never suffered that kind of grievance in the first half of his life!

"Breakfast." Meng Xiaochun said, "The meeting doesn't start until eleven o'clock."

"Ask your own conscience, did you eat breakfast?" Xie Zhuyun asked sharply.

Yesterday, Meng Xiaochun suddenly left the company at work and never came back. It was useless for him to call, send text messages, or make video calls, so he realized what was going on.

If it wasn't for Lu Shaoyan's return, he would live broadcast transplanting rice seedlings upside down, and he would keep his word.

As we all know, noodles will become mushy if left for a long time.Although it is already mushy now, Meng Xiaochun just ate a big lump of noodles for a long time, but it will obviously become mushy after a long time.So, Meng Xiaochun coldly said "Arrive before [-]:[-]" and hung up on Zhuyun's call.

Then, he took a picture of the breakfast that was almost finished and sent it to Zhizhuyun as a proof.

Xie Zhuyun silently zoomed in on this terrible breakfast, watched it for ten seconds, replied with an OK expression, and then sent out the latest Moments: Maybe everyone will have a love journey... [with picture] : Wink Bi V took a selfie (the original picture has no beauty, but a little heart is added on the cheek)]

Meng Xiaochun will not see this circle of friends.Because, in the absence of special circumstances or special objects, every time Meng Xiaochun adds a friend, he will set that person as "chat only".

Due to the division of special circumstances and special objects, currently only Lu Shaoyan's updates will appear in his circle of friends.

After breakfast, washing dishes and cleaning the stove, Meng Xiaochun checked the time and was ready to go out.

Before going out, there is one very important thing to do.

Standing by the bed, Meng Xiaochun looked at Lu Shaoyan, who was soundly asleep, for half a minute.

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

Lu Shaoyan: "Zzzzz"

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

Lu Shaoyan: "Zzzzz"

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

Lu Shaoyan: "Zzzzz"

Meng Xiaochun looked away, and his eyes fell on a Q version of the doll tied to Lu Shaoyan's backpack on the small sofa next to him. He reached out, took it off, took out an alcohol wipe and wiped it, his eyes were indifferent Sliding to the other side, he quickly rubbed the thing on his face with his hand, and put it next to Lu Shaoyan's pillow.

Then walk out quickly.

At 45:[-], Meng Xiaochun arrived at the office, took the time to sort out the required materials, and the partner arrived.

At 11:30, the partner and Xie Zhuyun met to go to the bathroom together. The meeting was suspended, and Meng Xiaochun looked down at his phone.

Lu Shaoyan woke up, took a photo of the small figure pendant next to the pillow and sent it to him, and asked him why he took the doll off his backpack and put it next to the pillow.

Meng Xiaochun replied: I don't know.

Lu Shaoyan was actually worried that Meng Xiaochun saw something in the bag that he shouldn't have seen, but he couldn't ask directly, so he had to use the doll as his head.

But if you think about it carefully, if Meng Xiaochun didn't read it, nothing happened. If you did, it's useless to worry.He was slightly relieved...stuffed the medicine into the middle layer of the bag, then squatted on the ground typing, trying to move the topic elsewhere: Do you think this doll looks like you? [whee]

Meng Xiaochun: I don’t think so

Lu Shaoyan: [Anime character pouts.jpg]

Lu Shaoyan: It's a pity that my bowl of noodles is gone!

Meng Xiaochun: I ate

Lu Shaoyan:?real or fake?Are you all confused?Don't you get a stomachache after eating it?don't eat in the future

Lu Shaoyan: You are such a big man, don't put everything in your mouth!

Meng Xiaochun: ...

Lu Shaoyan:?

Meng Xiaochun: go to work

Lu Shaoyan: Oh.Are you coming back for lunch then?

Meng Xiaochun: What do you have for lunch?

Lu Shaoyan: I can do whatever I want, even going out to eat.Didn't you say you have something to do this morning? Are you done?

Meng Xiaochun: Not yet.I go back to eat at noon.

Meng Xiaochun: I do it, you don’t do it, it won’t taste good if you do it

Lu Shaoyan: Are you just afraid that I will be scalded again?Speak straight, don't mince words

Meng Xiaochun: go to work

Lu Shaoyan: Go, go, go (づ￣3￣)づ╭～

Meng Xiaochun: I do

Lu Shaoyan: Okay, okay!

Putting down the phone, Lu Shaoyan groaned, rolled around in a daze on the bed, got up suddenly, picked up the phone, and started searching for the couple's profile picture.

To put it bluntly, to simplify it, isn't it just that there is no sense of security!A very common question between couples!Then try to give a sense of security, right?Simple!

At a quarter past twelve, Xie Zhuyun suggested to suspend the meeting again and let everyone go to lunch first.

Meng Xiaochun looked at his phone while getting up, and saw that Lu Shaoyan had sent him a bunch of couple portraits for him to choose from. The last message was: Don’t rush back at noon, I met my former classmate, go out to eat~

In the restaurant, Lu Shaoyan was looking at the menu when the phone on the table rang.

He picked it up and looked at it, couldn't help laughing, and took the video.

Meng Xiaochun's face appeared on the screen. He was wearing a Bluetooth headset in one ear, and he seemed to be walking. The environment behind him was an office building.

Lu Shaoyan asked: "Get off work? Did you see the message I sent you?"

"En." Meng Xiaochun didn't look at the camera, but looked ahead, and responded coldly, as if he was the one being investigated.

Lu Shaoyan, the real target of the investigation, took the initiative to explain: "I was going to buy some food, but who knew it would be such a coincidence that I met Bai Kai, so we will have a meal together. Just wait."

He got up and went to the other side of the table.Bai Kai moved inward consciously, and Lu Shaoyan sat in the position he moved out of, and pointed the camera at Bai Kai to show Meng Xiaochun.

Meng Xiaochun glanced at Bai Kai, and immediately looked away.

Bai Kai: "..." I didn't even have time to say hello.

With Meng Xiaochun's attitude, Bai Kaiba had no choice but to say hello to him.

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly shouted: "Then I won't bother you, talk about it later!"

Meng Xiaochun hung up the video.

Lu Shaoyan decided to spend 5 minutes instilling in Meng Xiaochun the idea that he should not disagree with each other and hang up the video, but at least say "Well, let's talk back". Then he got up and sat back across the table, and said to Bai Kai: "Oh, you Leave him alone, he's rude!"

Bai Kai said with a good temper: "It's just this personality, it's not aimed at me, I know."

Ah, no, buddy, he might really be targeting you a little bit... Lu Shaoyan coughed lightly, quickly changed the topic, and chatted with Bai Kai about the past two years.

Lu Shaoyan has already graduated a year, Meng Xiaochun graduated in June this year ahead of schedule, and Bai Kai is very disciplined, and is now a senior.

The school arranges very few courses for seniors, mainly for students to write graduation thesis and practice.Bai Kai was going to take the postgraduate entrance examination, so he didn't go to the internship. He was immersed in reviewing in the dormitory every day, and he was going crazy. Today, he planned to go to his cousin's house who worked locally to have a meal and relax. When he was helping his cousin buy vegetables, he met Lu Shaoyan.

At first, he thought he had identified the wrong person, but with Lu Shaoyan's face, it really shouldn't be... So he tried to scream, and when Lu Shaoyan turned around, seeing him, he let out a "hey".

Then, the two made an appointment for dinner and chatted about the old days.

Bai Kai had heard about what happened between Lu Shaoyan and Meng Xiaochun two years ago, but he never asked Lu Shaoyan about it.It's not that he doesn't gossip, it's just that he made such a mess, and he went to inquire about the excitement, doesn't he deserve a beating?

But now that Lu Shaoyan and Meng Xiaochun were together again, and Lu Shaoyan showed himself the video scene without shyness at all, Bai Kai couldn't control himself and asked, "What's going on?"

"It's nothing, it's just that." Lu Shaoyan said in a serious tone, "Reunion after a broken mirror!"

In this situation, Bai Kai could only respond politely: "Good reunion, good reunion."

Lu Shaoyan followed the words and asked, "Do you have a date?"

"Hey, I'll take the postgraduate entrance examination first, and I don't have the energy to find a partner." Bai Kai said.

While talking, the food was delivered, and the two chatted while eating, and the atmosphere was quite pleasant.After eating, I saw that the shop was not full, and I was not in a hurry to make a seat, so I continued to sit and chat.

Chatting and chatting, Bai Kai's addiction came up, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, took one, reacted suddenly, smiled at Lu Shaoyan embarrassedly, put the cigarette back, and explained: "Oh, the recent pressure Big, I'm used to it."

Lu Shaoyan pointed to the no-smoking sign hanging on the wall behind him: "I'm fine, but you can't smoke here. When I came in, I saw that the smoking room was over there." He said, pointing in another direction.

Bai Kai hesitated, and said, "I'll do it soon, in 5 minutes."

Lu Shaoyan stood up first and said, "Let's go together."

Bai Kai was stunned for a moment, and looked up at him with a shocked expression.

Lu Shaoyan was a little embarrassed by his expression, and said with a sneer, "Why? I can't smoke?"

"...Uh, no." Bai Kai came back to his senses, got up and walked towards the smoking room with him, but he still felt unbelievable along the way, "You... oh."

Lu Shaoyan smiled and pushed him: "Don't make such a weird appearance!"

Bai Kai waved his hand, shook his head, said repeatedly that it was nothing, and quickly adjusted his expression, and took the initiative to talk about other things.

However, after entering the smoking room, seeing Lu Shaoyan open a cigarette and handing him one, and watching him deftly take a deep breath with the cigarette in his mouth, Bai Kai couldn't help being stunned again, but soon It was quickly covered up.

Smoking, the two of them said nothing, standing side by side in front of the French windows, watching the passing cars on the viaduct in the distance and the people on the road nearby.

Afraid that his mother and Meng Xiaochun would smell the smoke, Lu Shaoyan had never smoked a cigarette since boarding the plane, and now he couldn't hold it anymore, thinking that he had nothing to pretend to be in front of Bai Kai, so he smoked. Finished one, then took the second one.

Through the lingering smoke, Bai Kai looked at Lu Shaoyan's "old-smoking" appearance, and his emotions were really complicated. After thinking about it, he persuaded: "Quiet, this is not a good thing."

Lu Shaoyan turned embarrassment into laughter: "What the hell are you doing? You smoke yourself!"

"I... I don't have a partner. I will quit when I have a partner." Bai Kai said nonsense.

He simply thought that Lu Shaoyan shouldn't smoke.

The reason is simple and rude, because Lu Shaoyan is not a person who should smoke. If he really wants to smoke, he can barely smoke a lady's cigarette, and he should smoke gracefully, instead of smoking like he is now.

how to say.That is, the way he is now looks too much like a man.Well, it's kind of weird to say that, but...but that's what it means.

Lu Shaoyan should be very beautiful, and he should always maintain that kind of indisputable beauty and cuteness, innocent and innocent, so that people will think at first glance: Hey, how good this person is.

Bai Kai thought so in his heart.