Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Xie Zhuyun suddenly received a call, said a few words, and his eyes moved: "Wait a minute, it's a bit noisy here, I'll find a quieter place."

With that said, he got up and went to the terrace not far away.

Meng Xiaochun lifted the kettle, his hand paused for half a second, and then the tea was poured into his cup accurately, but his eyes followed the two people downstairs who entered the door.Exactly, one of them.

Lu Shaoyan shrugged his shoulders for the nth time, and wrinkled his face to hide from Gu Shan's attempt to grab his hand: "Oh, don't play tricks! Don't touch me!"

"For acting, you must do a full set, otherwise Meng Xiaochun is so smart, why can't you see through it at a glance?" Gu Shan said with a smile.

Lu Shaoyan looked around in the hall on the first floor, while continuing to avoid Gu Shan's hand, he said impatiently: "You find him first! Are you lying to me? Didn't see him!"

After looking around, there was no sign of Meng Xiaochun and Xie Zhuyun.Lu Shaoyan is now full of distrust of human nature, and this Gu Shan is not a good person in the first place. He thinks that this guy is tricking him into coming to eat, so he turns around and leaves immediately.

Gu Shan hurriedly pulled him back, quickly grabbed his shoulders, very hard, Lu Shaoyan couldn't break free for a while, so angrily punched him, cursing: "Fuck|Your uncle! Let go! Do you want to die? Didn't it, didn't it, didn't it..."

"Pain—oh, listen to me, there's still room on the second floor, look at the second floor..." Gu Shan endured the beating firmly, raised his head to look at the second floor, and hurriedly said, "Look, Meng Xiaochun is there!"

"Your mother is there—" Lu Shaoyan looked up subconsciously, froze for a moment, and stopped, "Ah, it's really there."

The second floor of the store is a half-built attic. Meng Xiaochun is sitting at the table next to the railing, drinking water slowly with his eyes downcast.

"I told you I didn't lie to you." Gu Shan lowered his voice, "Don't reveal your secrets."

Lu Shaoyan hesitated for a moment, and was about to turn around and leave, not to do such a boring thing, when he suddenly saw Xie Zhuyun walking up to Meng Xiaochun's side, leaning over to his ear, whispering in a very intimate manner.

Lu Shaoyan:! ! !

Meng Xiaochun didn't dodge!Just listen so calmly!

Just talk and talk, isn't it too close? !Is this normal social distancing? !no!

Mainly, how could Meng Xiaochun agree to Xie Zhuyun talking so closely? !

The exclusive distance was robbed by others, and Lu Shaoyan's eyes were about to burst into flames, and he ordered Gu Shan angrily: "Gu Shan, wait a while and don't reveal your secrets! Go up!"

"Haha, okay, I won't reveal..." After a pause, he asked, "What is Gu Shan?"

"Your own name, idiot." Lu Shaoyan, now blackened, said fiercely, "Stop talking nonsense, let's go!"

As he spoke, he dragged Gu Shan upstairs with his backhand.

The corner of Gu Shan's mouth twitched slightly: "Hey, isn't it, my name is Gu Er, don't tell me you even remember my name wrong."

It's none of my business that you call Gu Wangba!Lu Shaoyan took a deep breath, dragged him up to the second floor, and was thinking about how to start the scene when Xie Zhuyun saw him and greeted him with a smile: "Meet again, Lu Shaoyan, come here for dinner too? Or...'specially' Eat here?"

The word "deliberately" was slightly emphasized, with a slightly joking tone.

Lu Shaoyan didn't hear it, he said noblely and coldly: "It has nothing to do with you." Then he dragged Gu San to the table next to Meng Xiaochun, picked up the menu, but didn't read a word on the menu, his eyes kept looking at the side .

The food for Meng Xiaochun's table had already been served, he picked up his chopsticks and ate like no one else was there.It seemed that neither Xie Zhuyun nor Lu Shaoyan existed.

Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, you'd better just find Xie Zhuyun to fight rice!Lu Shaoyan roared in his heart.

However, even if it was just a fight, he was very upset.He is not stupid, knowing that this is obviously deceiving himself.How could Meng Xiaochun fight with others for no reason, this guy is used to being alone.

Xie Zhuyun took the initiative to invite: "Do you want to join the table?"

Hearing this, Meng Xiaochun finally reacted, he gave Zhizhuyun a warning look very displeased.

Lu Shaoyan's first reaction was to refuse, but when he saw Meng Xiaochun's resistance, he became angry and said quickly, "Okay!"

After speaking, for fear that Xie Zhuyun would regret it, he got up and moved the table without calling the waiter.

As soon as he moved the table closer, he heard Meng Xiaochun's indifferent voice.But even this indifferent voice was not meant for him, but for Xie Zhuyun: "Don't do boring things."

...It sounded like he was also talking about him.But his eyes were on Xie Zhuyun.Coming up from him, Meng Xiaochun didn't even look at him.

Xie Zhuyun smiled and said: "It's so lively at dinner, just the two of us are so boring, and you don't talk, so I'm the only one talking here."

It's completely copying the way I get along with Meng Xiaochun!It is a serious copyright infringement!Lu Shaoyan was about to be overwhelmed with anger, so he dragged the chair over with all his strength, put it down heavily, sat on it, and looked at the table with a dark face.

Meng Xiaochun continued to eat on his own.

Xie Zhuyun warmly entertained: "Eat whatever you want, I'll treat you. Haha, Gu Er, we met before, in Xiaochun's dormitory, remember?"

Gu You smiled and said, "How can you not remember. It's okay, I'll treat you." Then, she turned her head and asked Lu Shaoyan, "What does the baby want to eat?"

are you crazy!Greasy to die for!Lu Shaoyan frowned, and looked at him with Shen Jingbing's eyes, but at least he remembered that the two were pretending to be ambiguous now, so he didn't curse, but said in a rough voice: "Whatever."

Gu Er put his hands on the back of the chair behind Lu Shaoyan, leaned his upper body slightly towards him, and said affectionately: "I don't even know what you like to eat...but it's good to know from now on."

Xie Zhuyun began to hold his chin again, looking at the two people sitting across the table with interest.

Lu Shaoyan quietly raised his eyelids to see the complacent look of his rival who was calm and sitting on the Diaoyutai, secretly ground his back molars, and suddenly turned his head to look at Meng Xiaochun!

Meng Xiaochun was not caught peeking at him at all!Just eat there all the time!Are you really that hungry? !

Lu Shaoyan became anxious, grabbed Gu Yi's hand from the back of the chair and put it on his shoulder, staring at Meng Xiaochun all the time.

Meng Xiaochun was still eating there.

Lu Shaoyan waited for ten seconds, and seeing that the guy didn't respond, he mercilessly pushed the hand on his shoulder down.

Tool man Gu Er: "..." It doesn't have to be so obvious, baby.

This Lu Shaoyan is really stupid...but so cute.He didn't dare to think too much about how much fun it would be to have sex with Lu Shaoyan, for example, how would Lu Shaoyan react in such and such situations...Damn it, I really can't think too much, just think about it...um.

Gu Er broke up with his girlfriend, it was indeed his girlfriend who flirted with her and dumped him on her own initiative.He tried to save him, but he was unsuccessful, but he was not particularly sad and disappointed, because after he entered university, he made a lot of friends, the fish pond was expanding day by day, there were many fry, and there was a lot of choice.

During the summer vacation, after the breakup, he was idle and bored, so he made an appointment with an elementary school boy from the same city to test his orientation, and found that it was really all right.The primary school boy Baibai is tender and quite good at acting like a baby. He looks innocent, but he has rich practical experience. Gu Er has opened his eyes and increased his knowledge, and he got bored with him for a while.

After Gu Er had experience with the same sex, she became even more envious of Lu Shaoyan.To be honest, he opened the door to a new world and found that gays can have fun with each other, at least more than he did with his ex-girlfriend. Girls are more reserved after all, boys are different, even if there is a difference , but they are all men in essence, and there are natural differences in the attitudes of men and women towards this matter.

How else would Meng Xiaochun have a crush on Lu Shaoyan?It can't be that Meng Xiaochun likes Lu Shaoyan with poor grades and only doing stupid things all day long, right?

Xie Zhuyun quietly observed the way Gu You looked at Lu Shaoyan, and suddenly twitched the corners of his mouth, jokingly said, "Let me order some, otherwise Xiaochun will finish eating after you finish ordering."

Meng Xiaochun was already serving the second bowl of rice.

Lu Shaoyan watched him fill the rice, put his empty bowl in his hand, and said politely: "Help me fill a bowl, thank you."

Meng Xiaochun picked up Lu Shaoyan's empty bowl, and then put it back in front of this man—the expression on his face was not turbulent at first glance, but on closer inspection it was indeed not turbulent, but it made people (especially Lu Shaoyan) question him for having The meaning of disgust - and then continue to eat his new meal.

He didn't even give him any face!Is this reasonable? !Feeling embarrassed, Lu Shaoyan hurriedly glanced at his rival.

The rival in love smoothed things over, and stretched out his hand, "I'll serve it for you. Classmate Gu, give me your bowl too, and I'll serve it."

With him like this, Lu Shaoyan felt that he was set off very ignorantly and childishly, so he hurriedly said, "I will fill... Xie Zhuyun, I will help you!"

Xie Zhuyun couldn't help laughing: "Let's not be so polite. We are all our own people."

Who is with you!Could it be that you want to share Meng Xiaochun with each other? !Lu Shaoyan's mind suddenly flooded with a hundred episodes of House Fighting Palace Fighting Drama.

Don't even think about it!

Lu Shaoyan was greatly stimulated, his heart turned, he moved his buttocks, and moved directly to sit on the chair next to Meng Xiaochun, then snatched the meal that Meng Xiaochun was eating, and ate the vegetables himself.He must solemnly declare his identity, and not give others the opportunity to exploit loopholes.

Although Xie Zhuyun and Gu Er knew something about Lu Shaoyan, they really didn't expect him to make such a move, which was really beyond people's expectations.

Two pairs of eyes were staring at Lu Shaoyan when he suddenly heard a slap, neither heavy nor light.

Both eyes turned to Meng Xiaochun who put the chopsticks on the table. He wiped his mouth with a paper towel on the table, then stood up, picked up his mobile phone, pushed away the chair, and left just like that.Well, I paid the bill at the counter before leaving.

Then, Lu Shaoyan, who was being chased down at the counter, grabbed him.

Meng Xiaochun ignored Lu Shaoyan, watched the shopkeeper scan his payment code, put away his phone, pulled Lu Shaoyan away, and walked out of the restaurant.

Lu Shaoyan chased him all the way and shouted: "Meng Xiaochun, if you are angry, you are angry, and if you are cold, you are cold. Don't deliberately find someone to anger me! Because I am really angry! Don't find someone to make me jealous, I can tell you now You, I'm really jealous! Your goal has been achieved, let's go directly to the next step! If you're a man, be quick!"

I can't bear to lose face and can't get back to that!Lu Shaoyan bends and stretches flexibly, in short, get the person back first, stabilize it, and then do it again!

He has summed it up in detail, as long as it doesn't involve a big event like a breakup or fake breakup, Meng Xiaochun will not get angry with him no matter what he does at other times.

Meng Xiaochun stopped suddenly, turned his head and stretched out his hand to hold Lu Shaoyan's shoulder very predictably, so that he would not bump into his arms because he didn't have time to brake.In the past, he would let Lu Shaoyan bump into him, but now he won't.

Lu Shaoyan stood firm and looked up at him.

Meng Xiaochun withdrew his hand, looked at him coldly, and said, "Lu Shaoyan, I didn't deliberately seek popularity with you, and I don't need you to be jealous. I'm not playing hard to get with you. From now on, all my affairs have nothing to do with you. .”

Lu Shaoyan turned pale with shock: "Then are you really empathizing with someone else?"

"Is it related to you?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

He didn't deny it.Lu Shaoyan's heart twitched violently, and his eyes were sore: "Of course it's related! I...I..." His voice became smaller and smaller, he bit his lip, hesitated, and decided to fight bravely. Zhiqiu, "I like you, and you like me too. We have lived together before, that is, we are in a relationship. How can you have nothing to do with me now that you have moved on?"

Meng Xiaochun was silent for a few seconds, and said, "I only have a cooperative relationship with Xie Zhuyun."

Meng Xiaochun would definitely not lie about this kind of thing, that's what Lu Shaoyan believed.He came to his senses and was about to be happy when Meng Xiaochun continued, "But it has nothing to do with you, because I have already broken up with you."

Lu Shaoyan pursed his lips, came to hold his hand, and pulled the hem of his clothes instead when he threw it away, and said in a low voice: "I was wrong, Meng Xiaochun, I will never tell you that we are breaking up, not even if it is fake." .Don't get emotional, okay?"

Meng Xiaochun looked at him with indifferent eyes: "Lu Shaoyan, do you never understand other people's words? I didn't get angry with you, I just hope you don't come to harass me again. Now, please loosen my clothes. "

Lu Shaoyan's hand grabbing the hem of his clothes was even stronger, his fingertips turned white.

Seeing this, Meng Xiaochun stretched out his hand to break off his fingers with great force.

Lu Shaoyan held on tightly and refused to admit defeat, his fingers were very painful when Meng Xiaochun broke them off.He yelled directly that it hurts, and deliberately yelled that it hurt more than the actual situation, but Meng Xiaochun didn't feel sorry for him at all, and continued to break up mercilessly.

The two entangled until the end, Lu Shaoyan began to cry, tears slipped from his delicate skin one by one, and fell onto the dark blue cotton T-shirt, where they were quickly absorbed, leaving obvious water marks.

Meng Xiaochun stopped his hand and didn't break it again, just said: "Let go."

"I'm not loose!" Lu Shaoyan cried and trembled, raised his head, looked at Meng Xiaochun through his teary eyes, and grabbed his clothes tightly, "Meng Xiaochun...you really don't want me..."

Meng Xiaochun was silent for a while, then answered him: "Yes, I really don't want you anymore."

It was obvious that Lu Shaoyan wanted to abandon him first, but now Lu Shaoyan said it as if he wanted to do so.But Meng Xiaochun didn't care.Lu Shaoyan can say whatever he wants, as long as he lets go and don't bother him anymore.He won't be fooled by Lu Shaoyan again, absolutely not.

Lu Shaoyan opened his mouth, wanting to ask and say something, but he couldn't say anything.His mind was blank now, his body was gradually losing strength, and naturally his fingers could no longer hold tightly, so Meng Xiaochun easily pulled him away.

He raised his hand, wanting to grab it again, but Meng Xiaochun had already turned around and left, so he missed it.

He looked at Meng Xiaochun's back without hesitation, and remembered what many people said about Meng Xiaochun: cold-blooded and emotionless.

Really cold-blooded, just leave like this, just really don't want him like this, just because he proposed a fake breakup, Meng Xiaochun really broke up so simply, and didn't give him any chance to stay and get back together.

Why do you like this cold-blooded snake spirit?I only like it when I am sick!

...But, obviously it shouldn't be like this.

"Meng Xiaochun!" Lu Shaoyan called him loudly unwillingly, people around stopped to look this way, but the one who was called went farther and farther without stopping.

……

An old professor in his 70s with a ruddy complexion gave a passionate lecture on the stage. Lu Shaoyan was lying decadently on the desk in the corner of the last row, looking like he was dying every minute.

Gou Yi is really afraid of his sudden death, his eyes are now black and blue, his eyes are straight, his face is black, his lips are pale, his steps are erratic, it is unscientific not to die suddenly.

Ever since the live broadcast of Lu Shaoyan and Meng Xiaochun's tragic idol drama breakup on the street was posted, Lu Shaoyan has completely lost his soul. Not only did he drink too much, he also smoked.I don't sleep at night, I look at Meng Xiaochun's photos over and over again, or I go to the bathroom with my laptop and write novels while crying.

Once during the day when Lu Shaoyan was sitting at the desk writing, Gou Yi pretended to pass by behind him, secretly looked at what he was writing, and then tried to search the Internet following the title he saw secretly.

Actually found it.Lu Shaoyan published it on a novel website, with a total of less than 10 hits, 1 favorite, and 0 comments.It is estimated that Lu Shaoyan collected that collection himself.

Gou Yi silently used his three numbers to collect and comment in turn, hoping that Lu Shaoyan could get a little comfort.

If it wasn't for this website's strict investigation, Gou Yi would buy some data for Lu Shaoyan.But think about it, forget it, if the time comes to find out and hang up, Lu Shaoyan will become even more emo.

……

After class, Gou Yi grabbed Lu Shaoyan who was about to get up and go: "Young Master Lu, wait for me... Do you remember what day it is today?"

Lu Shaoyan wrote "Is it the day I'm going to die" all over his face, looking at him quietly.

Gou Yi sighed: "It's your grandpa's birthday. Zhou Tian just sent me a message, and I asked him to pick us up later, and your mother will come too. You go back to the dormitory first, take a shower, and tidy up. It's best if I find a female classmate Let me borrow some cosmetics to cover your dark circles and put on some lipstick, you will scare everyone to death when you go back like this."

Lu Shaoyan let out a listless "Hmm".

Gou Yizhen borrowed cosmetics from a female classmate, and gave Lu Shaoyan a meal, his skin barely recovered his beauty, and his spirit was still extremely decadent, vicissitudes, emptiness and despair.Eyes are not deceiving.

Zhou Tian saw Lu Shaoyan's current state for the first time—although he was already in the state of makeup and disguise, he was still shocked: "Xiaoyan, are you okay? If you don't feel well, why don't you first Go to the hospital?"

"Whatever." Lu Shaoyan leaned against the car door lazily.Now he feels very tired all day long, and he can lean on whenever he can, lie on his stomach when he can lie on his stomach, and lie down when he can lie on his stomach.

Lu Lizhi frowned and looked at him from the rearview mirror, and said coldly: "Who is showing this look? If you don't want to go, then don't go!"

Hearing this, Lu Shaoyan unbuckled his seat belt, opened the car door, got out of the car, and floated towards the school gate.

Gou Yi hastily followed and grabbed him: "Young Master Lu, don't—"

Lu Shaoyan stopped suddenly, with a little light in his eyes, he looked at Meng Xiaochun who came out of the school gate from a distance, and followed him until he got into Zhuyun's car, and the car drove away.

Meng Xiaochun didn't even look at him.

Lu Shaoyan thought for a while, turned around, and returned to the car.

Gou Yi thought he had figured it out, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and followed back into the car, fastening his seat belt, when he heard Lu Shaoyan say to Lu Lizhi, "I want to go abroad."

Gou Yi was stunned for a moment, came back to his senses, hurriedly pulled Lu Shaoyan's hand, and persuaded him in a low voice: "Don't, I don't know the place, you are alone, you will lose it later..."

……

While driving the car, Xie Zhuyun persuaded Meng Xiaochun to go abroad again: "Really, think again, such a good opportunity. And if you are going abroad, you will definitely get used to it very quickly."

Meng Xiaochun didn't answer this question.He has already refused several times, and he is too lazy to say more.