Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Gou Yi and Hu Peng were still trying to pull Lu Shaoyan away from the toilet, but they were suddenly pushed away vigorously.Then they saw Meng Xiaochun squatting on the ground, holding Lu Shaoyan in one hand and Lu Shaoyan's water cup in the other, pouring water for Lu Shaoyan to drink.

Gou Yi and Hu Peng looked at each other, and turned their heads to look at the direction outside the bathroom in unison, with exactly the same thoughts in their hearts: How did Meng Xiaochun come in? !

After Meng Xiaochun left before, the two of them looked at the door that Lu Shaoyan closed. The sound of the lock cylinder clicking and locking was very clear, and Lu Shaoyan pushed and pulled it habitually to make sure it was really closed.

But they can't bother to ask this right now, mainly because they feel that even if they ask, Meng Xiaochun is unlikely to talk to him...

Hu Peng left the bathroom first and stood by outside.There were four grown men crammed into the bathroom, and the air couldn't circulate.Gou Yi thought for a while, but didn't go out, and stared at the side.

Meng Xiaochun completely treated those two people as air, ignored them, just fed Lu Shaoyan to replenish water, and then asked him some questions.Lu Shaoyan was already feeling better now, he didn't vomit so much, he was finally willing to let go of the toilet, leaned against his arms, and answered him intermittently.

Combining symptoms and external manifestations, Meng Xiaochun judged that the vomiting was not caused by gastrointestinal dysfunction, but central vomiting, psychological and spiritual factors.

He pressed a few acupuncture points for Lu Shaoyan, then held Lu Shaoyan in his arms, rubbed the back of his neck and back for a while, and fed Lu Shaoyan to finish the remaining half glass of water.

Lu Shaoyan finished his drink in small sips, closed his eyes, and buried his face in his chest.

Meng Xiaochun kissed his hair, picked him up, walked out of the bathroom, put him on a chair, filled his water glass, asked him to hold him for another drink, then squatted in front of him, took off his slippers, Press the acupuncture points on his legs.

Gou Yi who came out looked at this scene, and even suspected that Lu Shaoyan was carrying a rare treasure, at least at the level of Yitianjian.

Lu Shaoyan hunched over sleepily. After a while, he became less drowsy, and suddenly realized that there was someone else in the room. He bit the straw in the cup, looked at Gou Yi and Hu Peng, and shrugged His legs shrank back, and he said to Meng Xiaochun, "I'm fine, I'm throwing up, why are you pressing my legs..."

Meng Xiaochun said coldly, "Then get the needle."

Lu Shaoyan immediately stretched his legs back silently.

Meng Xiaochun really gave him a needle.During the summer vacation, he was greedy for cold, and ate two popsicles and a cup of iced milk tea in a row. He had a stomachache in the middle of the night, and Meng Xiaochun pressed him and pierced him.

Meng Xiaochun's technique is good, and there is no pain when piercing the acupuncture points, but it looks scary, and he can't bear it psychologically.Moreover, the puncture of the skin is always painful.

As soon as he thought of the injection, Lu Shaoyan continued to drink water consciously without Meng Xiaochun needing to explain.

Gou Yi: "..."

I don't know what happened during the summer vacation, but what about Lu Shao, who was not capable of fighting ten snake spirits at once, but still had such a spirit? !It's so sour now, the air is full of sour smell.

However, if you think about it carefully, it's not incomprehensible. After all, he is also a person who has a sex life.Sigh, it's hard to be more specific, in short... In short, Meng Xiaochun is really cheap!

Gou Yi thumped the cabinet hard, with a bang, it knocked Lu Shaoyan in shock, stared at him with wide eyes, choked on the water, and coughed twice.

Meng Xiaochun turned his head and glanced at Gou Yi.

Gou Yi subconsciously moved to Hu Peng's side, grabbed the corner of Hu Peng's clothes, felt the heat from the fitness expert, then calmed down, and asked Lu Shaoyan: "Young Master Lu, are you better? Vomit? Or go to the infirmary to see."

"Wait a minute, I'm a little tired now." Lu Shaoyan said.He didn't shy away from medical treatment, he just refused to go because he was afraid that he would vomit on the way.

Gou Yi said: "Let Hu Peng carry you on his back."

Hu Peng really wanted to refuse... Meng Xiaochun was not here, so he recited it, and Meng Xiaochun was here, he didn't want to be stared at by the snake spirit.

He had already seen that the main reason why Meng Xiaochun didn't want to see Gou Yi was probably because Gou Yi didn't want to see Meng Xiaochun either, and his attitude was so gentle, but when Meng Xiaochun looked at him, he was even more unfriendly than when he was looking at Gou Yi.To put it bluntly, he suspected that Meng Xiaochun suspected that he was a rival in love.

Hu Peng wanted to explain, but he didn't know where to start.Meng Xiaochun is dumb, he is a social fear, then...let's forget it...not to the point where he has to explain...let's talk about it...

Lu Shaoyan didn't answer Gou Yi's words, and just said: "I'm fine, don't worry, it might be... heatstroke, it's so hot. It's fine, you go do your business, I'll go to the doctor after I rest room, Meng Xiaochun will accompany me, don't worry."

Gou Yi seemed to want to say something, but he didn't say it after all.He rolled his eyes, said, "Then I went out a little earlier," and grabbed his phone to go out.

Hu Peng thought for a while, and said in a low voice, "I'll go and see what's up with him." Then he followed him out.

Lu Shaoyan didn't have the energy to think too much at the moment, so he just watched them go out, and then his eyes slowly moved to Meng Xiaochun's face.

Meng Xiaochun lowered his head and continued to press his legs very seriously.

I don’t know, if it’s Qi Anyuan, will Meng Xiaochun do the same... Then get rid of Qi Anyuan for now, and just talk about others, such as Gou Yi, Hu Peng, or Meng Xiaochun’s roommate, Gu Er or Gu San, or others ...In short, Meng Xiaochun probably wouldn't be so thoughtful and obedient to other people.Once, when Lu Shaoyan and Meng Xiaochun were walking on the road, a professor from the medical school greeted Meng Xiaochun, but this person would ignore him.

Lu Shaoyan knew that he had a very important position in Meng Xiaochun's heart.In the past, he would only be very happy and proud, but now...he is embarrassed by it.

Lu Shaoyan was in a dilemma, when suddenly the comfortable massage on his legs stopped, he subconsciously raised his eyes to look at Meng Xiaochun, his eyes met each other, he froze for a moment, and dodged his gaze guiltily.

Although Lu Shaoyan looked elsewhere, he couldn't help but pay attention to the other party secretly from the corner of his eye, and found that Meng Xiaochun had been staring at him.He grew more and more uncomfortable.

After a while, Meng Xiaochun got up to wash his hands, twisted a hot towel and came over to wipe Lu Shaoyan's face, and poured water for him to rinse his mouth.

After Lu Shaoyan finished washing, he was lowering his head to organize his words. Meng Xiaochun suddenly pulled him to stand face to face with him, and then bowed his head to kiss Lu Shaoyan.

Lu Shaoyan was upset at the moment, so he hid back and said, "It's not very comfortable, let's go..."

But Meng Xiaochun pursued him relentlessly, insisting on kissing him.

Lu Shaoyan was really not in the mood to make out, and continued to hide until there was no way to retreat, and Meng Xiaochun pressed him on the closet door to kiss him.

They all kissed each other, but Lu Shaoyan was still hiding, and even struggled more, pushing his hands against Meng Xiaochun's heart.But this guy doesn't know what's wrong, he insists on kissing, but he can't even push him away, and even becomes more energetic, the more he kisses, the harder he gets.

Lu Shaoyan was too embarrassed to push him too hard at first, but now he became angry from embarrassment, he couldn't push him hard, so he beat him, but Meng Xiaochun was much stronger than Lu Shaoyan, grabbed his two hands, Forced him to lift it above his head and press it against the wall, and then it was more than just a kiss, Meng Xiaochun actually started to bite.

Lu Shaoyan finally realized that something was wrong. He was a little scared, struggling and shouting: "Meng... Xiaochun... What are you doing... Nervous... Ah... Woo... Pain... Pain! You bite the pain Me! Meng Xiaochun! Meng Xiaochun, stop! You must have been bitten and bleeding! What are you doing! Meng Xiaochun...it really hurts..."

Hearing Lu Shaoyan crying in pain, Meng Xiaochun hesitated, his teeth gradually loosened, and his hands also loosened.

Lu Shaoyan noticed it, and hurriedly seized the opportunity, struggled to free his hand, pushed him, and pushed him back a step.

Lu Shaoyan first touched the place where he was bitten just now, and there were teeth marks, but fortunately there was no blood.Annoyed and frightened, he stared at Meng Xiaochun vigilantly, crossed his hands, made defensive movements, and deliberately lowered his voice, pretending to be fierce and not easy to bully, and asked with a frown, "Are you crazy?" ah?!"

Many people's pupils are not pure black, but rather dark brown, but Meng Xiaochun's eyeballs are very pure black, matched with his indifferent expression, faint and gloomy.

He just looked at Lu Shaoyan with such gloomy eyes, and said for a moment, "You want to break up."

Lu Shaoyan's eyes widened, and he looked at him in panic, but he quickly looked away, and was about to bite the bullet and deny it, but when the words came to his mouth, for some reason, he couldn't get out, and could only swallow with difficulty. The next mouthful of saliva was like swallowing a handful of gravel, and my throat was sore.

Right now he was breaking out in a cold sweat, and he had no time to think about how Meng Xiaochun saw it.

So, just now Meng Xiaochun suddenly went crazy, is it because of this...

Lu Shaoyan struggled for a long time, then quietly raised his eyes and saw that Meng Xiaochun was still staring at him with such terrifying eyes, he gritted his teeth and whispered, "Oh... no... just, just, just pretend... I After thinking about it carefully, we are too high-key... Keep a low profile, maybe it will be fine..."

Xueba indifferently highlighted the key point: "You really plan to break up with me."

"Oh...fake breakup! Fake!" The conversation has already reached this point, so let's just say it all!Lu Shaoyan was heartbroken, and said: "That's what I planned. Let's pretend to be that, but, but in fact, there is nothing. Anyway, they can't stare at me 24 hours a day, 360 five days a year. I still You're going to school, I'll meet you secretly at school, they won't know. Just like Gou Yi, he's very low-key, and his family doesn't even know he's in a relationship now."

"I won't believe you." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, raised his chin slightly, and finally looked directly at Meng Xiaochun: "Why?"

"You just want to break up with me." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Oh, it's a lie—"

Meng Xiaochun interrupted him: "Today they set up this kind of trap, and you will fall into the trick and want to fake breakup with me. In the future, if they repeat the same trick, you will really break up with me."

"What?" Lu Shaoyan frowned, "What kind of trap... My mother was really hospitalized for surgery, and you went to the parking lot that day, so you should have seen her too, she is so haggard, and Zhou Tian They're all back..."

"It's all fake." Meng Xiaochun said, "They just conspired to deceive you and let you break up with me."

Lu Shaoyan said: "It's true! Zhou Tian later took a picture of my mother's medical report and gave it to me! There is also the doctor's signature!"

Meng Xiaochun was silent for a moment, then said: "Even if the medical examination report and surgery are true...she is deliberately taking advantage of this."

Lu Shaoyan put his hands on his head irritably, pulled his bangs back, and sighed: "Whether it was intentional or not... Even if it was intentional, she is serious. If you don't know my mother, she will After doing this, I will definitely not change my mind halfway. If I continue to fight her, this is not a game, she is not pretending not to want me, she really does not want me!"

"So you don't want me anymore." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan was startled, met Meng Xiaochun's cold expression, and after about ten seconds, he said embarrassingly: "I said it, it's a fake breakup..."

"I also said, you let her succeed this time, next time she will use the same trick to make you retreat, and you will really break up with me." Meng Xiaochun said so persistently.

Lu Shaoyan leaned against the cabinet, lowered his head, rubbed his head with both hands, and his tone became more and more anxious: "Then what do you want me to do?! I can't do anything now! If this continues, they really don't want Me! Now even grandpa is like this! I...I...I don't want no one to want me..."

"I want you." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan was startled again, looked up at Meng Xiaochun, and after a while, he said blankly, "But...but..."

However, he was too greedy, he didn't want Meng Xiaochun to be the only one who wanted him, he wanted to have both.

Lu Shaoyan took a step forward, hugged Meng Xiaochun, raised his head, and shook him coquettishly: "Meng Xiaochun, let's just pretend, okay, just pretend..."

"Not good." Meng Xiaochun said coldly.

"Meng Xiaochun..."

Lu Shaoyan wanted to continue acting coquettishly, but Meng Xiaochun cut him off.Meng Xiaochun's tone was very blunt, even with a hint of hatred.He said, "Lu Shaoyan, it's you who insist on pestering me."

Just like that woman, she wanted to give birth to him, but she hated him and wanted to kill him when she was born.

All along, it was Lu Shaoyan who was always pestering him. No matter how he turned a blind eye or drove him away, Lu Shaoyan would still follow him and twitter at him.Now, he got used to it, he accepted it, but Lu Shaoyan wanted to get rid of him.

He should have known that humans couldn't be trusted.No, he actually knew this a long time ago, but he thought Lu Shaoyan was an exception.Or, he hoped that Lu Shaoyan was an exception.

But it turned out not to be.

Lu Shaoyan knew he was in the wrong, but after thinking about it, he felt that Meng Xiaochun was a bit too much, and he said it was just pretending...

"Then, let's pretend to try it first." Lu Shaoyan said in a desperate struggle, "If they repeat their tricks, I will definitely not agree to them!"

It's a lie, it's a rhetoric.Humans love to lie like that.

That woman, every time she failed to kill him, was afraid that he would speak out, so she hugged him and cried and coaxed him, promising that there would be no next time.

But it's all fake.

Fortunately, he only believed her the first time, and never believed her again afterward.

He would never be fooled by such words again.

"Lu Shaoyan." His tone was very calm, "From now on, don't bother me anymore."

"I--"

Meng Xiaochun turned around and left.

Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, and instinctively went to pull him, but as soon as he caught him, he pinched him with his backhand, and Lu Shaoyan's entire arm was numb, as if he was unconscious.

Then, when Lu Shaoyan folded his arms in panic and finally slowed down a little, Meng Xiaochun opened the door and left Lu Shaoyan's bedroom.

Lu Shaoyan hurried to catch up, opened the door with his numb hand, and was about to continue chasing, but suddenly stopped, his fingers grabbed the corner of his clothes, and hesitated.

What can I do if I catch up?The current situation is that you can only choose one of the two.

……

Meng Xiaochun didn't know where he could go.

He doesn't want to go back to the dormitory, his roommate may be there at any time, he never likes to stay with others, let alone now.

He also doesn't want to rent a house, he even wants to tell the landlord online that he can throw away all the things in it, and he doesn't want to go there again.

He also didn't want to go to the hotel, the hotel was quite expensive, and he didn't want to spend money on himself that was completely unnecessary.

The library, he is not in the mood to read now, and there are too many people in the library.The same goes for study rooms and classrooms.

He has nowhere to go.

In the end, he only thought of the rooftop.He went to the roof of a teaching building that was relatively remote and less crowded.The door leading to the roof was originally locked, but this kind of lock is easy to pick. He randomly found a wire from the sundries piled up next to him and opened it.

He closed the door and found a good corner to sit, leaning against the wall behind him, raised his head, and looked at the sky blankly.

He doesn't know what the meaning of human existence is, as if there is really no meaning, so why do people live?I don't understand at all.

After an unknown amount of time, he heard someone talking, probably a cleaner. He came up to get cleaning tools and found that the door was unlocked.

The cleaner came up to the roof, asked loudly if there were any students here, and urged the students to leave quickly, because he was about to lock the door.While asking, he looked around for traces of students.

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak, and continued to sit quietly in the corner in a daze.

The rooftop is quite big, and the corner where he is located is very remote, a dead-end location. The cleaner didn't find it here, thinking that the students had already left, and yelled twice that the door was really going to be locked. Seeing that no one answered, he just Really left, and locked the door again.

Meng Xiaochun still looked at the clouds in the sky without moving.

The clouds gradually turned into dark clouds, and the small raindrops gradually turned into big raindrops.There was no shelter above Meng Xiaochun's sitting position, but he was too lazy to move.After a while, he slowly hugged his knees, lowered his head, rested his forehead on his arms, and closed his eyes.

The author has something to say:

The first rule of Snake Planet Safety: Do not trust humans! ! !Humans are great liars! ! !Smoke and breathe! ! !The prince just didn't believe it, he was deceived by his sex, body and mind, and said a lot, and now he is still autistic! ! !hiss! ! !