Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

In the early morning, just as Meng Xiaochun let go of Lu Shaoyan and was about to get up, Lu Shaoyan pulled him back.

He looked back at Lu Shaoyan rubbing his eyes, looking sleepy, as if his mouth was a little dry, he licked his lips twice.

I hurriedly settled on this house yesterday, and only bought basic daily necessities, but I haven't bought a humidifier yet.

Meng Xiaochun picked up the water on the bedside table and helped Lu Shaoyan sit up and drink.

Lu Shaoyan was used to being taken care of by him like this, so he took two sips from the cup naturally, watched him put the cup back and was about to get out of bed, and asked quickly, "Why are you going?"

"Get up." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Do you have anything to do? Get up so early?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

Meng Xiaochun asked back, "What's the matter with you?"

Lu Shaoyan pushed him lightly, and said angrily: "You like me three times, you just get up when you say get up now?"

I don't miss it at all!Not even a good morning kiss!When you wake up, you simply let go and turn around to get up!Lu Shaoyan doubted whether the triple love was true!

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

"Three times like" seems to have become Lu Shaoyan's mantra, and it is also (Lu Shaoyan thinks) a "handle" for Meng Xiaochun. Last night, if Lu Shaoyan didn't like it, Lu Shaoyan would Said: You like me three times, and you still don't *()...%￥? ? ?

Lu Shaoyan also regretted that only the audio was recorded and no video was recorded.

"Say it!" Lu Shaoyan pushed Meng Xiaochun again.

Meng Xiaochun said, "You mean you want it again?" He paused and said, "Yes."

After speaking, he leaned over.

Lu Shaoyan quickly reached out to hold him back: "No! I didn't say that! Don't talk nonsense!"

No, no, I can't afford it now!

Meng Xiaochun looked at him: "Then what do you want?"

Lu Shaoyan reasoned with him: "You are very extreme! Can't you take an intermediate value between 0 and 1? Or, you just want to do that and don't want to do anything else? Emotional value Do you understand? You have to provide me with emotional value, otherwise I will think you are dumb? I will not be with you!"

Meng Xiaochun was silent for a few seconds and said, "Laying in bed is a waste of time."

Lu Shaoyan immediately pulled his face long, folded his hands on his chest, and looked away angry.

While he was angry, he counted five seconds in his heart. Five seconds later, before Meng Xiaochun came to coax him, he purposely babbled: "Then I have to reconsider. Anyway, there are so many people who like me, hmph."

Two seconds later, Meng Xiaochun hugged him, kissed his ear, and then kissed his cheek.

"Meng Xiaochun was really afraid that I would ignore him, and I'll go get along with someone else." This thought made Lu Shaoyan happy immediately, he turned his head to look at this guy, and then his lips were grabbed by this guy...

Nearly an hour later, Meng Xiaochun resolutely got up again "indifferently" and went to the ground. Lu Shaoyan huddled under the quilt, hesitating to speak for several times, and in the end he didn't dare to say any more, and he didn't dare to hold him back.

Well, he discovered that what Meng Xiaochun said was not necessarily all nonsense, sometimes, Meng Xiaochun was really objective and made judgments based on the facts... Hiss!I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but my kidneys hurt a little!

While rubbing his waist, Lu Shaoyan touched his phone to check the time, and then read the message his mother sent him, which was nothing more than persuading him to go home.

Although mother should have already woken up at this time, Lu Shaoyan politely sent a message to ask her if she was up.

Lu Lizhi immediately called.

Lu Shaoyan took a deep breath, and bravely answered: "Mom, good morning, ahahaha..."

Lu Lizhi couldn't get angry anymore, and he couldn't get angry with Lu Shaoyan at this time, for fear that he would simply not answer her phone in fright, and would be more likely to be coaxed by Meng Xiaochun.

Her tone was calm: "Mom worried about you all night."

"Ah? Meng Xiaochun said he told you that I was with him." Lu Shaoyan said.

"...I'm just worried that you're with him!" Lu Lizhi couldn't help raising her volume a little, then quickly lowered it, and asked, "Xiao Yan, where are you now?"

"In the house that Meng Xiaochun rented, I don't know where it is." Lu Shaoyan said.

"...Don't you even know where you are?" Lu Lizhi held her forehead, closed her eyes, and was very weak, "Can you still be so calm?"

She even regretted that she didn't find an actor to kidnap Lu Shaoyan twice when Lu Shaoyan was young, so that this silly Baitian who had never suffered so much was more or less wary of the world!

"I'm with Meng Xiaochun." Lu Shaoyan said naturally, "He rented a house. Is there any problem?"

Lu Lizhi was not in the mood to talk to him, and said directly: "You send a location to mom."

Lu Shaoyan didn't agree, and asked: "Mom, do you... want to bring bodyguards to find me, and then take me away?" Just like the show on TV...

Lu Lizhi asked: "Did Meng Xiaochun tell you?"

"No, he doesn't need to say that, right? I'm not a fool." Lu Shaoyan leaned against the head of the bed, lowered his head, and looked at his other hand picking patterns on the quilt, "I don't want to be separated from him. "

"You have to separate from him." Lu Lizhi said.

Lu Shaoyan asked suddenly: "Then why do you still do business with Qi Lanli?"

Lu Lizhi was startled.

The more Lu Shaoyan spoke, the more confident he became, he straightened his waist, and his voice gradually became clear: "You hate Meng Xiaochun, so you won't let me be with him. Then I hate Qi Lanli, and you won't let you do business with him. Listen to me!"

"...Is this the same thing?" Lu Lizhi asked.

"It's the same thing." Lu Shaoyan said firmly, "If you don't listen to me, then I won't listen to you either."

"Meng Xiaochun taught you?" Lu Lizhi asked.

Lu Shaoyan frowned: "Why do you think he taught me everything? No, he didn't say anything, I thought so!"

Lu Lizhi didn't believe it, but he didn't argue with him, he just repeated his old tricks to scare him and said, "Then think about it, what can he do if Meng Xiaochun doesn't have to read any more books."

"Let's talk about things, why are you threatening people?" Lu Shaoyan was getting more courageous at the moment, and said displeasedly, "Then I... I'll post your and Qi Lanli's marriage certificate online! "

Lu Lizhi: "..."

"I told netizens that Qi Anyuan is an illegitimate child, and his mother Xiao Shan is Qi Lanli's mistress! You marry Qi Lanli first, and when you are pregnant with me, Xiao Shan is pregnant with Qi Anyuan!" Lu Shaoyan said more and more Come on, he's been wanting to do this for a long time!But the fuck won't let him do it.

Now he is in a hurry, and there is only one sentence in his heart: we must die together! (Although Qi Anyuan and Xiao Shan died...)

"I also want to say that Qi Lanli fought with you because of my mistress, and violently abused you and me for a long time!" Lu Shaoyan added, "Also...let me think about it...well, and, I want to break the news Zhou Tian was taken care of by you from the beginning, and you gave him a suite for the first dinner!"

Lu Lizhi could be pissed off by him: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

The former is indeed the truth, but the latter Zhou Tian is Lu Shaoyan's nonsense.

When we met for the first time, I did send Zhou Tianfang as a gift, but that was because there was a real estate under Lu's at that time and Zhou Tian was looking for promotion.It is said to be given to Zhou Tian, ​​but it is actually equivalent to a part of the cooperation fee, a complete commercial act.However, if this matter is revealed, some people will definitely say that it is just a reason.

"You are allowed to talk nonsense, and I am not allowed to talk nonsense?" Lu Shaoyan said unconvinced, "Anyway, I am like this, it depends on you, if you don't care about my school status, I don't want to go to school anyway !"

"Lu Shaoyan!" Lu Lizhi shouted angrily, "Why did you become like this just after meeting him!"

"I've always been like this!" Having reached this point, there was no retreat at all, Lu Shaoyan turned his heart, and said what should be said and what should not be said, "Meng Xiaochun likes me three times, so I love you." Can't abandon him! Mom, you misunderstood him, he likes me so much, three times more than Zhou Tian likes you!"

Lu Lizhi was stunned for a moment, she didn't understand, and asked: "What triple?"

"That's right, I asked him if he liked me, and he blinked three times. I asked him if he liked me three times, and he said yes." Lu Shaoyan said.

"..." What a mess, "I care about you a few times, you come back to me immediately!"

"If you ask me to break up with him, I won't go back, otherwise you should divorce Zhou Tian." After Lu Shaoyan finished speaking, he felt that he still had something to say, and hastily added a more important sentence, "I can't cooperate with Qi Lanli in the future! "

Lu Lizhi was about to be laughed at by him: "What's the matter with Zhou Tian? Zhou Tian offended you? He treats you so well."

"Meng Xiaochun is still very kind to me. If you still want me to break up with him, then I won't let you stay with Zhou Tian. Isn't that too much? Fair game." Lu Shaoyan said confidently.

"I think you've lost your mind." Lu Lizhi said angrily.

"Whatever you say, I'll leave it at that!"

"I am your mother! You are my son!"

"So what? Now it's not a cannibalistic feudal society, and I don't pay attention to that. I was born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze. I have an independent spirit." Lu Shaoyan didn't like this, "and , if you weren't my mother, I wouldn't tell you these things, even if you divorced Zhou Tian, ​​I wouldn't break up with Meng Xiaochun!"

Lu Lizhi: "..."

Come on, Lu Shaoyan's stubbornness has come up again.

Although Meng Xiaochun's instigation was definitely indispensable, but Lu Shaoyan's natural stubbornness was also an important reason.Thinking about the divorce of his parents, this guy can hold grudges until now...

"Okay... independent spirit, right? Well, let me see how you are independent." Lu Lizhi had no other options for a while.

She knew Lu Shaoyan well, if she really went to get rid of Meng Xiaochun's school status, or do something else that could drive Lu Shaoyan into a hurry, Lu Shaoyan might really be able to do what he said earlier.

This idiot followed his father's brains, and when he really got into trouble, he didn't care about the severity, he only cared about himself, and ignored the overall situation.

Her voice cooled down, and she said indifferently: "I will give you a chance to choose, Lu Shaoyan, if you choose Meng Xiaochun, I don't care about you, don't recognize me, just pretend that I never gave birth to you. Anyway, you already You are an adult, and you have nothing to do with me in the future. I, your grandparents, and all relatives will not give you a penny. Lu Shaoyan, you just lived too smoothly since you were a child, and you have been spoiled , if you were born in a poor family, it wouldn't be like this."

Lu Shaoyan didn't respond for a moment.

She had some hope of a turn because of his hesitation.Those were her angry words, she didn't really want to sever ties with him, nor did she really want him to suffer, she was just too angry, just because he was so disobedient, she was doing it for his own good, but he said those things Words to break her heart...

Lu Lizhi sighed softly, and was about to coax him, when he heard him say: "Whether you recognize me or not is up to you, anyway, you are my mother, I will not deny you. But you If you don’t want to see me, I will not go back in the future. I will not ask you for money.”

Lu Shaoyan spoke very fast, because he was afraid that he would cry if he didn't finish speaking in one breath.

Fortunately, it was over before weeping.Afraid of being overheard by his mother, he hung up the phone after speaking. Almost at the same second, tears welled up, and a sad whimper sounded from his throat.

Meng Xiaochun stood outside the door, silently looking at the white wall in front of him, listening to Lu Shaoyan's crying in the bedroom.

He had been eavesdropping on Lu Shaoyan's phone calls.

Although he couldn't hear what Lu Lizhi said, it was not difficult to deduce it from Lu Shaoyan's words.But it doesn't matter, she doesn't matter.

What's important is Lu Shaoyan's response.

The important thing is that Lu Shaoyan did not give up on him or abandon him.

The important thing is what Lu Shaoyan said and did for him.

Meng Xiaochun still looked dull, seemingly indifferent and calm, but his fingers hanging on his legs trembled slightly, revealing his true heart.

... Lu Shaoyan didn't give up on him, didn't abandon him.

How could someone not give up on him and abandon him under a lot of pressure?Why would anyone do this?

Why would Lu Shaoyan be willing to do this?

Obviously, Lu Lizhi is very important to Lu Shaoyan.Lu Shaoyan loves his mother very much.

However, Lu Shaoyan did not give up on him, did not abandon him.

It was the first time he was chosen so firmly.Except for Lu Shaoyan, no one would do this again.Like, from many years ago, only Lu Shaoyan would keep pestering him, no matter how indifferent he is, no matter how persuading people around him, Lu Shaoyan still loves to come to him, even if he doesn't speak or pay attention to each other, even if He is really like a cold-blooded snake, and Lu Shaoyan doesn't care.

In fact, he didn't know why Lu Shaoyan was so kind to him for a long time.

He knows that his appearance is very popular in the mainstream aesthetics, but the extra points of his appearance can be deducted by his negative personality, and it is not even enough.

Many people will like him at first sight, but after getting in touch with him, they can't stand him anymore.They would even loathe him, hate him, even though he had done nothing, as if precisely because he had done nothing.

He doesn't want to pay attention to anyone at all, because he can quickly judge how many small thoughts the other party has from the details, whether it is a child or an adult, they all have their own small thoughts.Many things seem harmless to the world, but to him, they still make him feel ridiculous and boring. He hates human beings who are filled with vulgarity.

It's normal for those people to hate him.According to Lu Shaoyan's theory of fairness, this is fair.

However, Lu Shaoyan broke the theory of fairness that he had always insisted on for him.

In fact, he was afraid.He is afraid of the way the road speaks! Xi $$ earn ^% Li Shaoyan suddenly realized that this was unfair, so he stopped talking to him.

He's never been that scared.For him, it was a very strange feeling.

Whether he was beaten before or killed by his biological mother and adoptive father, he was never afraid.However, Lu Shaoyan gave him a taste of fear.

For a time, he rejected such a feeling, so he wanted to get rid of Lu Shaoyan.Since he is afraid that Lu Shaoyan will give up on him and abandon him one day, it is better to make this matter come true earlier, so that he does not have to worry about when the sword hanging above his head will fall and pierce him.

But it seemed that no matter what he did, Lu Shaoyan was still there.Even if Lu Shaoyan thinks that he and Qi Anyuan are a couple, he can find a reason to continue pestering him.

Meng Xiaochun really couldn't figure it out.

In fact, until now, he still feels uneasy.Except for the nonsense after being drunk, Lu Shaoyan never said that he liked him.In the beginning, it was Lu Shaoyan who wanted to anger Qi Anyuan, but later, Lu Shaoyan only said that because he liked Lu Shaoyan, he allowed him to get close.

Lu Shaoyan was still able to withdraw and leave at any time, to abandon him and not want him at any time.

Without him, Lu Shaoyan is still Lu Shaoyan, without any loss, there are still many relatives and friends, life can always be happy

But without Lu Shaoyan, he would return to that frozen world with no light, no sound, no color, no different from a walking dead.

……

Lu Shaoyan cried for a long time, finally tired of crying, no more tears, grabbed the cup on the bedside table, drank the remaining water, replenished the water that had just evaporated, sighed deeply, and let out a moment In a daze, he lifted the quilt lazily, went down to the bathroom to pee and wash.

When he finished, he came out of the living room and heard Meng Xiaochun busy in the kitchen.He hurriedly rubbed his face, pretending that nothing had happened—although it was very likely that Meng Xiaochun heard the sound of his phone call just now, but Meng Xiaochun didn't even go into the bedroom to ask him, because he didn't want to ask, maybe it was because If he doesn't care, then he won't mention it.

After managing his expressions, Lu Shaoyan went into the kitchen to look at the breakfast in the pot, and wanted to say something with a smile as usual to brighten up the atmosphere, but he was really not in the mood at the moment, so he could only leave a dry sentence of "Okay." Sweet, I'll go outside and wait" to leave.

Meng Xiaochun held the spatula in one hand, and Lu Shaoyan's wrist with the other.

"Why?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

Meng Xiaochun: "I don't remember whether I put salt or not."

Lu Shaoyan: "...Then what's the use of arresting me?"

Meng Xiaochun put down the spatula, picked up the chopsticks, picked up some scrambled eggs and handed them to Lu Shaoyan's mouth: "Try the taste of salt."

"Why don't you try it yourself?" Lu Shaoyan asked, but he still opened his mouth and ate it.

He was seriously judging whether to add salt, Meng Xiaochun said quietly: "If there is no salt, it will be very bad."

Lu Shaoyan: "...."

He got angry on the spot, broke free and beat Meng Xiaochun hard.

Meng Xiaochun didn't care, and continued to be angry with him: "A bit below. A bit to the left."

"..." Lu Shaoyan raised his fists and didn't know what to do.

Or go home! ! !

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