Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Meng Xiaochun's figure was completely out of sight, Lu Shaoyan retracted the inspector's neck silently, lowered his head depressedly and pulled the curtains for a while, turned around and walked around the room twice, finally fell on the bed, pulled the pillow and hugged him inside.

The pillow was soft, not at all the same as Meng Xiaochun.Meng Xiaochun was tough.Well, although it is because of the muscles.

However, before, he never expected that Meng Xiaochun also had a complete set of musculature, which could not be seen at all when he was wearing clothes.He thought they were all like Hu Peng, the kind who could be seen to be very strong in clothes.

After posting in a daze for a while, Lu Shaoyan grabbed his phone to check the time, held the phone between the pillows, and typed to Meng Xiaochun: Are you back at the hotel?

However, when he was about to press the send button, he hesitated. After a long while, his finger did not fall, but he pressed the lock screen, threw it aside, hugged the pillow tightly, turned over, turned his back to the phone, and closed his eyes , I didn’t move or speak for a long time, gradually my consciousness became blurred, and I fell asleep...

Lu Shaoyan took a nap for a while, and suddenly his body twitched. He suddenly woke up from the dream, rubbed his eyes, and felt that half of his body was numb, so he switched sides and lay on his side. His eyes fell on the phone, and he picked it up to check the time. More than an hour has passed.

Meng Xiaochun still didn't send a message or call.

...This guy is like this, it's always been like this, it's not the first day.

Lu Shaoyan pouted, and sent the unsent words just now.

Meng Xiaochun was quick to reply: yes

Not even a full stop!

Lu Shaoyan puffed up his cheeks and typed: Oh!

Meng Xiaochun didn't return.

Lu Shaoyan poked his phone vigorously and sent him a voice call request.

Three seconds later, Meng Xiaochun connected, but did not speak.

Lu Shaoyan had originally made up his mind that he would never speak before Meng Xiaochun spoke!But Meng Shejing was very calm, and he would not speak unless Lu Shaoyan spoke!

About half a minute later, Lu Shaoyan couldn't hold back anymore, and said fiercely: "Are you listening?!"

"Did you speak?" Meng Xiaochun asked back.

Lu Shaoyan said angrily: "Will you not speak if I don't speak? Can't you speak first?"

"What?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

"Say...you didn't even tell me you were back at the hotel!" Lu Shaoyan complained, "This is basic courtesy. It's midnight. You have to tell me when you go back, otherwise I thought you were halfway lost it."

"I'm not you." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan sat up, grabbed the pillow and beat the bed twice: "I don't want to talk to you anymore!"

Meng Xiaochun didn't speak again.

But Lu Shaoyan didn't hang up the call. After waiting for a while, his voice became quieter, and he said in an embarrassing way: "I didn't know my mother was like this suddenly...otherwise I wouldn't bring you back. I don't know who told her...it must not be a dog Yi and Hu Peng. I suspect it's Xiao Fa, or it's &*%#"

Meng Xiaochun waited for him to finish speaking, and only replied with one word: "Yes."

"What does 'um' mean?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

"Nothing interesting." Meng Xiaochun said.

"...You are really annoying~~~~~~!!!" Lu Shaoyan lay back and began to roll and kick his legs.

Although Meng Xiaochun couldn't see it, he already guessed what Lu Shaoyan was doing based on the sound alone. There was a little warmth in his originally indifferent brows and eyes, and there was even a suspicious, vague smile.

He put the phone back on the sink, wrung out the towel, and continued to lather the foam on his hair.

Lu Shaoyan went crazy for a while, stopped, and asked suspiciously, "Are you not listening?"

Meng Xiaochun: "Well, I didn't hear that."

Lu Shaoyan was so angry that he kicked his legs again: "Don't you want to talk to me at all?!"

"What are you going to say?" Meng Xiaochun reminded him, "You have been saying meaningless things since just now."

Lu Shaoyan really got angry, put the phone in front of his mouth, and shouted: "Then don't talk about it! Hang up!"

After finishing speaking, he hung up, his body curled up into a ball, his eyes were sore.

Suddenly remembered what my mother said before.She said that Meng Xiaochun treated him no differently than he treated others.

Maybe, my mother was right, even if, even if Meng Xiaochun would have sex with him, it has no other meaning except to show that Meng Xiaochun is not sexually frigid or impotent.Many men are relatively casual about this kind of thing, and they won't get pregnant anyway, just to solve their physiological needs.

So...Meng Xiaochun really thinks like this?

The more I think about it, the more I feel like it.Think about it, before, Meng Xiaochun always told him not to pester him, how disgusted he was, but since he did it, Meng Xiaochun has been, has been very keen on that kind of thing, he still doesn't say much, and he gets excited at night .

Is it really just that he thinks he's a good fuck...

... Just now, Meng Xiaochun just left.

Lu Shaoyan was still worried that Meng Xiaochun would quarrel with his mother, but he was worried for nothing.

It took less than 5 minutes for her mother to go downstairs, and Meng Xiaochun left so neatly.With his ears pressed against the door, he didn't hear Meng Xiaochun's arguing or striving from downstairs.

Lu Shaoyan sniffled, turned on the music on his phone, clicked on a popular collection from the "sadness" category, then put the phone by his side, hugged his legs, and continued emo in the atmosphere of the BGM.

……

Meng Xiaochun went back under the shower head, turned on the water, rinsed off the remaining shampoo on his head, washed his body in a hurry, then turned off the water, wiped off, put on his underwear, T-shirt, and shorts, picked up his phone, and checked. Lu Shaoyan didn't send him any more messages.

He sat on the toilet seat and clicked into Lu Shaoyan's circle of friends, but there was no update.

Switched to the phone avatar, added a small account of Lu Shaoyan's friend as an alumni, and entered Lu Shaoyan's circle of friends, but it still hasn't been updated.

... Lu Shaoyan is very easy for people to add as friends. Those who know him or not, just make up a reason, casually say that they are his alumni, and he will believe it.

So what if you are an alumni?Is it necessary to add?

Meng Xiaochun waited for a while with his mobile phone, but Lu Shaoyan still didn't send him a message.He wanted to send a message to Lu Shaoyan, but he didn't know what to send, he was not good at talking nonsense.

K is pretty good at it.

But he didn't want K to appear in Lu Shaoyan's world again.

Lu Shaoyan is an idiot, he has never met K before, just chatted, played games, listened to K say some hypocritical and disgusting words at no cost, and fell in love with K, which really made Meng Xiaochun speechless.

……

The sad MV hero Lu Shaoyan fell asleep during the emo and BGM, this time, he fell asleep until dawn.When I woke up, I looked at my phone first, my eyes widened, and I quickly poked in to see Meng Xiaochun's news.

After he fell asleep last night, at around twelve o'clock, Meng Xiaochun sent him a message: I just took a shower, and now I'm done.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

He looked at the time he had a voice call with this guy last night, it was 10:30.It was almost 12:30 when Meng Xiaochun posted this explanation.

Is it a bath or a snake shedding its skin?It doesn't take two hours to molt, right? !Is it because I was bored when I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night, so I just posted a sentence? !

The more Lu Shaoyan thought about it, the more angry he became, and he directly dragged the snake spirit into the blacklist.Squat in a small dark room!

Then he asked Gou Yi if Gou Yi told him the secret.Although he knew it was definitely not the case, the process still had to go through!Anyway, even Xiao Fa and his fellow informers, it was because Gou Yi had a big mouth first!Gou Yi cannot escape the blame!

Gou Yi: What the hell? !

He directly dialed the voice call, and as soon as he got through, he squatted in the wind and rain for a long time, and then said: "It's really not me, Young Master Lu, you believe me, I swear! You can speak with conscience, I Is it the kind of person who has no sense of proportion? Even if you don't believe my character, you have to believe how homophobic I am in front of those adults, right?"

"I don't believe you, I just asked." Lu Shaoyan gritted his teeth, "I suspect it's Xiao Fa."

"Probably not, he doesn't look like this kind of person." Gou Yi clicked his tongue, "But it's hard to say... Oh, I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk too much."

"Forget it. What you said that day made sense. Even if you didn't say it, many people in the school would have said it." Lu Shaoyan said sullenly, "Besides, that's not the point now."

"What is that?" Gou Yi asked.

Lu Shaoyan shook his head: "It's nothing... Forget it, let's not talk about it."

Gou Yi still wanted to say something, but Lu Shaoyan had already hung up the call and did not reply to his messages.

He sat on the bed in a daze until the nanny knocked on the door and said that breakfast was ready and invited him down to eat.Only then did he move, and in response, he dragged his exhausted and mutilated body and soul down to the ground to wash, changed his clothes, and then opened the door and went downstairs to the dining room.

Mom and sister were already sitting there without eating, waiting for him to come.

Lu Shaoyan was embarrassed, hurried over to sit down, and said in his mouth: "You guys eat first, don't wait for me."

"I'm not in a hurry." Lu Lizhi smiled and said to her daughter that it's time to eat.

Lu Shaoyan picked up the spoon and lowered his head to eat the porridge.

Lu Lizhi observed him for a while, and said, "Xiao Yan, do you only eat porridge?"

"Hmm..." Lu Shaoyan still lowered his head, "I'm not very hungry. I ate less in the morning."

"Breakfast should be better." Lu Lizhi said.

"Eating better has nothing to do with eating more and eating less..." Lu Shaoyan objected in a low voice.

Lu Lizhi: "..."

Lu Shaoyan didn't hear her answer, and secretly raised his eyes to look at her who was sitting opposite him uneasily. His eyes met, and he quickly looked away.

"Usually at school, sleep in without morning classes? Don't you eat breakfast?" Lu Lizhi's tone was still very easy-going.

"fine……"

Seeing him like this, Lu Lizhi stopped talking and began to eat her own breakfast.

After a while, she said: "Starting today, you will come to the company with me. I will ask your Aunt Zhang to arrange a desk for you in my office, and you will sit there and watch how I work and learn as much as I can. "

Lu Shaoyan: "...Oh."

He knew that she was trying to keep an eye on him and not let him go to Meng Xiaochun.After thinking about it, I didn't refuse.Anyway, it is definitely invalid to refuse.

……

Lu Shaoyan was lying on the table, with his face pressed against the computer screen, secretly showing his eyes, observing the working mother sitting across the room.

She was talking to the heads of two departments, and Secretary Zhang was also there.

After listening to it for a while, Lu Shaoyan understood the general idea. It was probably a matter of funding. The two departments were arguing, but it seemed that his mother suspected that the two departments had colluded to fool her...

so boring.

He sat back and stared at the download progress of the game on the screen, there was more than half of it left.

I had to lower my head to play with my phone, but it was no fun.

He was tired from sitting, twisting left and right, when suddenly his phone vibrated, he looked down, it was from Xiao Fa, and he claimed that he had just woken up from sleep to check his phone, and he didn't betray Lu Shaoyan, but Lu Shaoyan's mother first Find him and tell him that you are not allowed to lend money to Meng Xiaochun.

Lu Shaoyan asked doubtfully: Really?

Xiao Fa: We are young, you can't believe me?

Xiaoyan: ╭(╯^╰)╮

Xiao Fa: Hahahahaha

Xiao Fa: So what's going on now?What's the matter?

Xiao Yan: [Puppy Standing Dead.jpg]

Xiaoyan: It’s nothing, let’s not talk, I’m at work

Xiao Fa: If you need anything, just tell me, even if I can’t help you, I can still treat you like a tree hole

Xiao Fa: I feel like we are growing apart [sigh]

Xiaoyan: No, your illusion

Xiao Fa: I'll go to my dad's place later, isn't it not far from your mother's company?I'll pick you up to play

Xiaoyan: I said I have to go to work

Xiao Fa: I went to find you, your mother must have agreed, she was just to keep an eye on you and not let you go to that so-and-so

Xiaoyan: Then...then you try it

……

Lu Lizhi asked the driver to contact Meng Xiaochun, and went to the hotel to take Lu Shaoyan's luggage.

After the driver left, Meng Xiaochun packed his things and went to the front desk to check out the room.He has very few things, which can be contained in a backpack.

Meng Xiaochun left the hotel with his schoolbag on his back, checked the nearest youth hostel on the phone map, and read the comments from netizens.Walk for about a quarter of an hour.

He walked there, suddenly slowed down, and stopped in front of a real estate agency store, looking at the densely packed rental and sale information on the floor-to-ceiling glass windows, and some even posted real photos.

house.

Many people associate the house with home and survival, and give the house a very important meaning.But for him, the house is just a place to sleep at night.It's not that he can't afford to rent a house, but he just doesn't think it's necessary, so he has been living in a youth hostel.

Lu Shaoyan was so active in wanting to give him a house, and naively thought that he would be happy and at ease when he had a house.

...But, if you want to live with Lu Shaoyan, you really need to rent or buy a house.

Lu Shaoyan has too many things.

He likes to buy a bunch of things that are bells and whistles, duplicate functions, or have no useful function at all.When he was on the set, he obviously didn't live for long, and Lu Shaoyan even put various cartoon covers on the switches in the hotel room, and he didn't know the meaning at all.

Lu Shaoyan also likes to pile up things on the bed. There are seven or eight pillows of different shapes, sizes and colors, and there are blankets on top of the quilt. He has to move this pile of things to the sofa every night when he sleeps, and move them back in the morning.

……

Suddenly a voice called Meng Xiaochun back from his thoughts: "Does the handsome guy want to see a house? Rent or buy a house? Come in and chat."

Meng Xiaochun glanced at the clerk standing at the door, turned around and left without responding.

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