Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

Meng Xiaochun considers himself cold-blooded and principled, even if the idiot Lu Shaoyan tried to stick it on him, he would not be moved. It would take about two hours to complete the webpage in hand today as originally planned.

After 15 minutes, Meng Xiaochun turned off the laptop.

He felt that he had made a mistake just now.If the webpage completes the job ahead of time, it will not increase the money, but it will make the other party feel that the work is well done, which is not conducive to him raising the price in the future.

……

Meng Xiaochun is fine, but he doesn't like kissing.

In fact, it can't be said that he doesn't love kissing, but Lu Shaoyan doesn't like kissing.

Lu Shaoyan was so addicted to kissing, he wished he could use 502 to stick their mouths together, and he didn't want to separate for a second.

But how dare you say such a shameful thing directly!

So most of the time, he just moaned and pushed Meng Xiaochun, showing signs with his eyes and slightly pursed mouth.

At this moment, Lu Shaoyan was twisting and turning to express his strong need for a kiss, when suddenly the phone rang.

Who is calling in the middle of the night!

Lu Shaoyan tried to ignore it, and continued to hint to Meng Xiaochun to kiss him quickly.He is the patron, it is only right and proper that the patron wants to keep his mouth shut!

Meng Xiaochun seemed to have received the hint from him, and kissed his mouth again.

The phone rang for a long time, then stopped, and then called again after a while, but Lu Shaoyan still ignored it, immersed in the deep kiss.

How about saying that Meng Xiaochun is so smart, can ordinary people be so good at kissing?Certainly not!

Lu Shaoyan suspects that the main reason why he likes kissing is that Meng Xiaochun is very good at kissing!

Meng Xiaochun...Meng Xiaochun...Meng Xiaochun, Meng Xiaochun, Meng Xiaochun...

Lu Shaoyan's heart beat so fast after being kissed, his mind became more and more chaotic, not to mention the ringing of the bell, he couldn't even remember his name clearly, he only remembered Meng Xiaochun.

Originally, he had his eyes closed, but now he opened them slightly, looking at Meng Xiaochun in front of him.

Meng Xiaochun kept looking at Lu Shaoyan, and then met his eyes.

Lu Shaoyan's eyes were full of spring water, obedient and pure, and full of desire.

Meng Xiaochun paused for a moment, and then he kissed harder and harder, even hitting Lu Shaoyan's mouth that had been numb by him, and Lu Shaoyan suddenly couldn't control himself and let out a low sound. There was a crying sound, and physiological tears fell from the corners of his eyes.

……

Lu Shaoyan didn't bother to answer the phone, and then fell asleep directly.When he got up from the bed the next morning, rubbed his eyes in a daze, got out of bed and went to the toilet, and picked up the phone...

"Ahhhhhhh!" Lu Shaoyan's scream came from the toilet.

Meng Xiaochun was sitting by the window reading a book, and when he heard the sound, he raised his eyes to look, the book in his hand was folded upside down, and he leaned forward slightly, getting up and going over at any time.

"It's my mother!" Lu Shaoyan continued to scream.

Meng Xiaochun leaned back, picked up the book, and continued to read.

Lu Shaoyan took deep breaths repeatedly, brushed his teeth and washed his face, to wake himself up completely, then pulled the hem of his clothes, and called his mother back.

After a few rings, Lu Lizhi answered the phone with a calm tone: "You scared mom, and you didn't answer the phone calls last night, thinking that you shouldn't go to bed so early, I'm afraid you have something to do But when I think about it later, sometimes it’s normal to suddenly want to go to bed early.”

Lu Shaoyan heaved a sigh of relief, and bit the bullet and said nonsense: "Uh...uh, I was suddenly sleepy last night, so I went to bed early, and the phone was turned on silent... What's the matter? What's the matter, Mom?"

"It's nothing. I'm asking if you're coming back today and what dishes you want to eat. I don't have anything to do at work today. I'll go back early and cook myself." Lu Lizhi's voice contained a smile and sounded very kind.

Lu Shaoyan was stunned, and even suspected that he had heard it wrong: "Ah? Why?"

Lu Lizhi smiled and said, "Parent-child Day doesn't have to be a special date, right?"

"Huh?" Lu Shaoyan was completely shocked, which was beyond his cognition, and he racked his brains to find a reason, "Does my sister need to take pictures for her school homework?"

It is vaguely heard that there are many tricks in kindergartens now!

"...Yes, yes." Worried that Lu Shaoyan, who had been confused by Meng Xiaochun, would find an excuse not to come back, Lu Lizhi simply followed the words.

Sure enough, Lu Shaoyan didn't want to go back, and immediately shied away: "Then, I don't need that."

"Why don't you? In my sister's file, apart from me and her father, it's brother you." Lu Lizhi said solemnly, "Zhou Tian really can't come back in time. If you don't come back, it's just me and your sister, then She will be laughed at by her classmates when she puts this photo in class, and they will bully her in the future."

ha?What's going on in the kindergarten now?

Lu Shaoyan frowned, unable to say the words of refusal.

Although I don't know what it is to bully... But thinking about it carefully, it seems that children don't need any high-level or even serious reasons for being isolated.

Just like someone isolated or even bullied Meng Xiaochun when he was a child, Meng Xiaochun didn't do anything... And those people were very upset because Meng Xiaochun didn't do anything, very inexplicable.

After thinking about it, Lu Shaoyan sighed silently and said, "Okay, then I'll go back in the afternoon."

After finishing the call, Lu Shaoyan walked up to Meng Xiaochun dejectedly, sat face to face on his lap very naturally, hugged his arm, leaned his face on his shoulder, and sighed.

Meng Xiaochun took out his hand and the book, leaned the book on Lu Shaoyan's back, and continued reading.

Lu Shaoyan sighed again.

Meng Xiaochun turned the pages quietly.

Lu Shaoyan turned up his volume a bit: "Oh!"

Meng Xiaochun read the book carefully.

Lu Shaoyan pinched Meng Xiaochun's ears with both hands, and sighed: "Oh!!!"

Meng Xiaochun's gaze finally shifted from the book to Lu Shaoyan's face.

"I've told you many times, when you heard me sigh, you should ask me something so that I can tell you." Lu Shaoyan taught him.

"Since you want to say, if I don't ask, you will say, why is it necessary to complicate the process?" Meng Xiaochun asked seriously.

Lu Shaoyan bared his teeth at him: "I can't tell you! Everyone is like that anyway!"

"Who are you?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

Lu Shaoyan said: "Everyone except you!"

"Have you ever had sex with anyone but me?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

"Ahhh! Don't say this word! No! No!" Lu Shaoyan stretched out his hand to cover his mouth excitedly.

Meng Xiaochun turned his face away, avoiding his hand.

Lu Shaoyan was not obsessed with the concrete movement of covering his mouth. Seeing him dodging, he put down his hand and only yelled in his mouth: "You...you are too thick-skinned! You really speak out You won't be embarrassed to shout!"

Lu Shaoyan was really sensitive and shy to this word, and he was very targeted. When others told him it was okay, as soon as Meng Xiaochun told him, he would turn red with embarrassment, and now his neck was red.

oops!Meng Xiaochun's face is very offensive to say this word!

Lu Shaoyan forced himself to find a reason.

Meng Xiaochun continued to read.

Lu Shaoyan snatched his book with his backhand, put it on the soft cushion of the bay window, turned his head, put his arms around Meng Xiaochun's neck, straightened his waist, stared at him from top to bottom and asked, "Can't you take care of yourself?" talk to me?"

Meng Xiaochun looked up at him.

Lu Shaoyan: "..."

Heart of beauty in everyone!Meng Xiaochun is really good-looking!Especially the eyes.However, the nose is also super beautiful.In fact, the mouth is no less...

The little color embryo quickly kissed this face, and then let out a mutated laugh: "Jie Jie Jie Jie!"

But the next second I couldn't laugh anymore, because Meng Xiaochun asked, "Do you want it?"

"..." Lu Shaoyan remained expressionless, "If you can't speak, you don't have to."

But as soon as he said those words, Lu Shaoyan realized something was wrong.

Sure enough, Meng Xiaochun continued very calmly: "I don't want to talk, but you insisted on me."

Realizing that he had led him into the ditch again, Lu Shaoyan stood up angrily and said, "Do whatever you like! I don't care about you! I'll go home and accompany my sister to do homework!"

"You?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

His tone was obviously very flat, he only said one word, but it seemed that he had said 1 words.

Lu Shaoyan heard it, and said fiercely with a straight face: "Yes! Me! How?"

"I'll come." Meng Xiaochun said.

"What do you mean! You don't really think that I don't know how to do kindergarten questions, do you? Do you want to fight?" Lu Shaoyan barked his teeth for a while, and then said, "And it's not a question, it's a family photo ..."

Lu Shaoyan suddenly realized the taboo, and his voice gradually decreased until it disappeared.

He scratched his head unnaturally and looked elsewhere, coughed twice, and whispered: "Anyway, I just don't need to do the questions, and I don't need you... Don't you always think that I disturb you to do your work? Then you stay here today." The hotel concentrates on its work, I will not disturb you, I will go back."

"I never said that." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Why didn't you say... Oh, do you think I'm bothering you? You didn't say it, but you must feel so in your heart." Lu Shaoyan waved his hand, "Anyway, that's it, don't say it , I'll pack up and go back now, while it's not so hot..."

Just as Lu Shaoyan turned around, Meng Xiaochun behind him suddenly murmured: "Family photo."

Lu Shaoyan's feet stiffened, and he looked back at him worriedly.

Meng Xiaochun turned his head sideways, looking at the sky outside the window, his body was inexplicably shrouded in a very metaphysical gray atmosphere that made one feel extremely lonely (lushaoyan).

"I've never taken a family photo before." Meng Xiaochun's voice was indifferent, "Why do you want to take this kind of thing?"

In fact, it is not indifference, but because I have never had it before, so I really feel strange and puzzled!

Lu Shaoyan's heart groaned and broke again.

……

Lu Lizhi: "..."

She looked at Meng Xiaochun who was sitting next to her daughter who was doing homework from afar, showing her acting potential, and asked Lu Shaoyan gently: "Why is Xiaochun here?"

"He...he helped my sister with homework." Lu Shaoyan said.

"My younger sister is only in kindergarten, don't you know how to do kindergarten homework?" Lu Lizhi asked.

"Say, I don't know for sure... Now children are learning very well." Lu Shaoyan said with a stiff neck.

Lu Lizhi simply asked: "Do you think they look like one who is willing to counsel, and the other needs to be counseled?"

Lu Shaoyan looked back, it really didn't look like it.The younger sister held a pencil and wrote like a god, while Meng Xiaochun sat by the side with a cold face and stared at the decorative painting on the wall, not knowing what he was thinking.

This reason was no longer acceptable, so Lu Shaoyan changed decisively: "But, he has never taken a family photo..."

Lu Lizhi: "So?"

"Is it okay to take him in when the next filming takes place?" Lu Shaoyan looked at her expectantly.

Lu Lizhi politely refused: "Your sister doesn't have him on her family member list."

Lu Shaoyan continued to change his words: "Then if you don't shoot him, then don't shoot him. At least, he can eat at our house."

Lu Lizhi was silent for a moment, and asked, "Why do you always stay with him? Do you two have something to talk about?"

"It's okay..." Lu Shaoyan decided to turn the defense into an offense, and turned to look at the young man in a suit and leather shoes sitting on the other side of his sister, "That man...what's his name...why did you call him? Is it the person on my sister's family member list?"

"You can't remember such an easy-to-remember name? Lu Xinnan, the southwest of the southeast, northwest, and Lu Bei's younger brother, Lu Bei, you must know it? It's the Lu Bei who used to film." Lu Lizhi rallied and smiled, "Southwest He is not a few years older than you, so he is considered the same age, and among the games you like to play, he represents and develops them, isn’t it amazing?”

"Excellent, but what does this have to do with my sister?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

"It has nothing to do with my sister." Lu Lizhi said kindly, "You know more friends, you like playing games so much."

"Actually, I don't really like to fight...Why do I suddenly want to know another friend?" Lu Shaoyan became more and more intuitive and felt an indescribable sense of strangeness, and instinctively took precautions, although he didn't know what he was guarding against.

"No reason. I met him by chance today and invited him here. As the host, you have to perform your duty of hospitality." Lu Lizhi said.

Lu Shaoyan: "Oh."

The author has something to say:

Lu Lizhi: I have a son and a daughter... Alas, the children are grown up, and I have never had a date. How troublesome I am... If you are single in Southwest, how do you look at each other?

Lu Southwest:! ! ! (Mr. Lu is pretty, and her daughter must be pretty too!!! I can!!!)

At this moment, he had already thought of the child's name, called Lu Lu, nicknamed Lulu.

Lu Lizhi: Lu Bei is so gay. His younger brother is at a good age, and he doesn't even have a date. This is unreasonable, and there is a high probability that he is also gay. (convinced.jpg)