Lu Shao thinks this is not funny
Chapter 62
"Tell me later that you don't rush to go home and go to bed and be a good baby, go out and play." Xiao Fa said with a smile, "They're all from our own family, so call Gou Yi over here too. I'll show you something fresh and fun."
Lu Shaoyan became less and less fond of following them to watch new and interesting things, which were sensual, feasting, extravagant and lustful things.At the beginning, I watched it lively, it was really fresh, but after watching it a few times, I found it boring, and even felt disgusting.
Even if you don't do that, it's meaningless.A group of people boasted to each other and showed off their wealth while drinking, and the spiritual world was frighteningly empty.
Lu Shaoyan has self-knowledge and knows that he is a good-for-nothing, but thinking about himself as a good-for-nothing, he feels that their spiritual world is pale and empty, which is really hopeless.
Alas, his spiritual world is also quite empty. In the future, when he gets old and looks back on the past, he will definitely regret his inaction...
Thinking about it this way, I suddenly blamed myself, and suddenly wanted to spread out the professional book and recite the full text from the first page to the last page!
……
An hour and a half later, Lu Shaoyan and Gou Yi couldn't agree on whether to sit in the first row or the last row of the roller coaster. Xiao Fa suggested that they want to sit in the first row and sit in the first row, and those who want to sit in the last row should sit in the last row. row, but the two of them refused to sit together.
"Are you two elementary school students hahahahaha." Xiao Fa said, "Then you hammer paper scissors."
This is a good idea, Lu Shaoyan and Gou Yi Hammer Paper Scissors finally made a decision.
After sitting on it, Gou Yi fastened the safety measures, and before the car started, he whispered into Lu Shaoyan's ear: "Why are they crazy?"
In the middle of the night, pack an amusement park to play in a group.
Lu Shaoyan whispered back: "Didn't they tell you when they called you here? Xiao Fa said that He Le chased that girl, a staff member who checks tickets in this amusement park, and it fell in love at first sight, but the girl said that her status was very different, so she refused. He Le Le just imitated idol dramas here, and asked us to be his wingmen."
Gou Yi looked at He Le who was holding the car door in the front row and twisting his body to accost the girls who were checking the safety measures one by one: "But I always feel that the girl looks at us as if she is looking at the mentally retarded."
Lu Shaoyan said deeply: "If I were her, I would have to work an extra night shift for no reason, and I would also watch mentally retarded."
Just as he finished speaking, the phone in his pocket rang.He had a zipper in his trouser pocket, so he didn't put his phone in the locker.
Lu Shaoyan took it out to have a look, then accepted it.
"I'm here." Meng Xiaochun asked, "Where are you?"
Lu Shaoyan was just about to ask Meng Xiaochun to go back to each house tonight and meet again tomorrow. The staff checked this row and said, "Tourist, please give me your mobile phone, don't take it with you, in case the roller coaster rides on the road." There was an accident."
Lu Shaoyan hurriedly said: "I have a zipper in my pocket, I'll answer the phone first, just hang up..." Then he said to Meng Xiaochun, "I have something to do, you first—"
Xiao Fa sat in the row in front of him, turned around and asked, "Who are you calling?"
Meng Xiaochun asked, "Who did you ride the roller coaster with?"
Lu Shaoyan: "I—"
Staff: "Please end the call as soon as possible."
Xiao Fa: "It's okay, it's okay, we will drive later."
He Le turned around and asked loudly, "What's wrong?"
Meng Xiaochun: "Where are you?"
While gesturing to Xiao Fa and the others, Lu Shaoyan explained to Meng Xiaochun: "I haven't seen Xiao Fa and the others for a long time, and we are going to play in the amusement park together, and Gou Yi is here too! If you don't believe me, let him answer the phone!"
As he spoke, he brought the phone to Gou Yi's ear.
Gou Yi was stunned for a moment, feeling that the scene was weird...but he still spoke: "Um, it's me, Gou Yi, we're playing in an amusement park." Speak, he swore that he was really sly, and it was definitely not the case in his heart What I thought was subconsciously and instinctively saying politely, "Shall we play together?"
Meng Xiaochun, who never paid any attention to him, replied with two words: "Address."
"Ah?" Gou Yi was stunned again, came back to his senses, tilted his head, stayed away from the phone, and said to Lu Shaoyan with his lips, "He asked me for my address, should I tell you?"
Lu Shaoyan couldn't understand, and asked puzzledly, "What did you say?"
Gou Yi repeated it.
Lu Shaoyan shook his head, leaned over and said, "I can't hear what you said, what did you say?"
Meng Xiaochun's voice came from the mobile phone beside him: "He asked if you could tell me the address."
Gou Yi suddenly took a breath, and looked at the phone in shock.
Lu Shaoyan hurriedly sat back, put his phone close to his ear, and asked in a low voice, "Are you coming?"
"Yes." Meng Xiaochun said.
"Ah?" Lu Shaoyan was very surprised, and reminded, "There are so many people, Xiao Fa He Le and the others are all here."
"Yes." Meng Xiaochun said.
Lu Shaoyan thought for a while, and persuaded: "It's better not to come, you go back to yourself first..."
"There's nowhere to go." Meng Xiaochun said decisively.
"..." That's too much!This is too much!Lu Shaoyan asked, "Then where did you live a while ago? Did you sleep on the street?"
"Yes." Meng Xiaochun said.
Lu Shaoyan: "..."
This guy's face will always be so thick!As expected of a boa constrictor spirit!
Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Lu Shaoyan was embarrassed to continue wasting time, subconsciously said the name of the amusement park, then quickly hung up the phone, stuffed it back into his pocket, and zipped it up, pretending nothing happened.
Gou Yi leaned over and asked, "Is he really here?"
Lu Shaoyan asked back: "What kind of house do you think you can buy with 30 yuan?"
"..." Gou Yi's eyes gradually became unimaginable, "Wake up, Master Lu, don't tell me, you are going to buy a house for the snake spirit!"
"Otherwise, I won't be able to prevent him from coming in this situation in the future!" Lu Shaoyan said distressedly.
The roller coaster starts slowly.
Gou Yi asked: "Does he have no home?"
"He slept on the street!" Lu Shaoyan said.
"Wake up!" Gou Yi said.
"Oh, I know he definitely didn't really sleep on the street... But his father remarried, and this kind of situation is usually very embarrassing! You don't know, I know!" Lu Shaoyan felt very empathetic, "And my side still Better, on his side...maybe what's going on. With his temper and expression, he's so annoying..."
Gou Yi couldn't see it: "You said he was annoying, do you know what kind of expression you have now?"
Lu Shaoyan asked, "What kind?"
Gou Yi said: "It's full of 'Oh, he must be Cinderella, I'm hungry three times a day and take ten meals a day and sleep on the stairs, but it hurts me so much'!"
Just as Lu Shaoyan was about to defend himself, the roller coaster was already half way up the hill, so he curled his lips: "I won't tell you..." He turned his head to look at the scenery.
After watching for a second, I turned around and discussed with Gou Yi: "30 is definitely not enough...how much do you have?"
"No." Gou Yi replied very resolutely.
Lu Shaoyan was in a hurry: "I'm not that picky man, I borrowed it from you and paid it back! Help me!"
Gou Yi calmly said: "I'd rather be picky than picky."
"You admit that guy is picky." Lu Shaoyan said.
"No!" Gou Yi quickly denied.
"It's like picking up a boy." Lu Shaoyan reasoned deeply.
Lu Shaoyan became less and less fond of following them to watch new and interesting things, which were sensual, feasting, extravagant and lustful things.At the beginning, I watched it lively, it was really fresh, but after watching it a few times, I found it boring, and even felt disgusting.
Even if you don't do that, it's meaningless.A group of people boasted to each other and showed off their wealth while drinking, and the spiritual world was frighteningly empty.
Lu Shaoyan has self-knowledge and knows that he is a good-for-nothing, but thinking about himself as a good-for-nothing, he feels that their spiritual world is pale and empty, which is really hopeless.
Alas, his spiritual world is also quite empty. In the future, when he gets old and looks back on the past, he will definitely regret his inaction...
Thinking about it this way, I suddenly blamed myself, and suddenly wanted to spread out the professional book and recite the full text from the first page to the last page!
……
An hour and a half later, Lu Shaoyan and Gou Yi couldn't agree on whether to sit in the first row or the last row of the roller coaster. Xiao Fa suggested that they want to sit in the first row and sit in the first row, and those who want to sit in the last row should sit in the last row. row, but the two of them refused to sit together.
"Are you two elementary school students hahahahaha." Xiao Fa said, "Then you hammer paper scissors."
This is a good idea, Lu Shaoyan and Gou Yi Hammer Paper Scissors finally made a decision.
After sitting on it, Gou Yi fastened the safety measures, and before the car started, he whispered into Lu Shaoyan's ear: "Why are they crazy?"
In the middle of the night, pack an amusement park to play in a group.
Lu Shaoyan whispered back: "Didn't they tell you when they called you here? Xiao Fa said that He Le chased that girl, a staff member who checks tickets in this amusement park, and it fell in love at first sight, but the girl said that her status was very different, so she refused. He Le Le just imitated idol dramas here, and asked us to be his wingmen."
Gou Yi looked at He Le who was holding the car door in the front row and twisting his body to accost the girls who were checking the safety measures one by one: "But I always feel that the girl looks at us as if she is looking at the mentally retarded."
Lu Shaoyan said deeply: "If I were her, I would have to work an extra night shift for no reason, and I would also watch mentally retarded."
Just as he finished speaking, the phone in his pocket rang.He had a zipper in his trouser pocket, so he didn't put his phone in the locker.
Lu Shaoyan took it out to have a look, then accepted it.
"I'm here." Meng Xiaochun asked, "Where are you?"
Lu Shaoyan was just about to ask Meng Xiaochun to go back to each house tonight and meet again tomorrow. The staff checked this row and said, "Tourist, please give me your mobile phone, don't take it with you, in case the roller coaster rides on the road." There was an accident."
Lu Shaoyan hurriedly said: "I have a zipper in my pocket, I'll answer the phone first, just hang up..." Then he said to Meng Xiaochun, "I have something to do, you first—"
Xiao Fa sat in the row in front of him, turned around and asked, "Who are you calling?"
Meng Xiaochun asked, "Who did you ride the roller coaster with?"
Lu Shaoyan: "I—"
Staff: "Please end the call as soon as possible."
Xiao Fa: "It's okay, it's okay, we will drive later."
He Le turned around and asked loudly, "What's wrong?"
Meng Xiaochun: "Where are you?"
While gesturing to Xiao Fa and the others, Lu Shaoyan explained to Meng Xiaochun: "I haven't seen Xiao Fa and the others for a long time, and we are going to play in the amusement park together, and Gou Yi is here too! If you don't believe me, let him answer the phone!"
As he spoke, he brought the phone to Gou Yi's ear.
Gou Yi was stunned for a moment, feeling that the scene was weird...but he still spoke: "Um, it's me, Gou Yi, we're playing in an amusement park." Speak, he swore that he was really sly, and it was definitely not the case in his heart What I thought was subconsciously and instinctively saying politely, "Shall we play together?"
Meng Xiaochun, who never paid any attention to him, replied with two words: "Address."
"Ah?" Gou Yi was stunned again, came back to his senses, tilted his head, stayed away from the phone, and said to Lu Shaoyan with his lips, "He asked me for my address, should I tell you?"
Lu Shaoyan couldn't understand, and asked puzzledly, "What did you say?"
Gou Yi repeated it.
Lu Shaoyan shook his head, leaned over and said, "I can't hear what you said, what did you say?"
Meng Xiaochun's voice came from the mobile phone beside him: "He asked if you could tell me the address."
Gou Yi suddenly took a breath, and looked at the phone in shock.
Lu Shaoyan hurriedly sat back, put his phone close to his ear, and asked in a low voice, "Are you coming?"
"Yes." Meng Xiaochun said.
"Ah?" Lu Shaoyan was very surprised, and reminded, "There are so many people, Xiao Fa He Le and the others are all here."
"Yes." Meng Xiaochun said.
Lu Shaoyan thought for a while, and persuaded: "It's better not to come, you go back to yourself first..."
"There's nowhere to go." Meng Xiaochun said decisively.
"..." That's too much!This is too much!Lu Shaoyan asked, "Then where did you live a while ago? Did you sleep on the street?"
"Yes." Meng Xiaochun said.
Lu Shaoyan: "..."
This guy's face will always be so thick!As expected of a boa constrictor spirit!
Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Lu Shaoyan was embarrassed to continue wasting time, subconsciously said the name of the amusement park, then quickly hung up the phone, stuffed it back into his pocket, and zipped it up, pretending nothing happened.
Gou Yi leaned over and asked, "Is he really here?"
Lu Shaoyan asked back: "What kind of house do you think you can buy with 30 yuan?"
"..." Gou Yi's eyes gradually became unimaginable, "Wake up, Master Lu, don't tell me, you are going to buy a house for the snake spirit!"
"Otherwise, I won't be able to prevent him from coming in this situation in the future!" Lu Shaoyan said distressedly.
The roller coaster starts slowly.
Gou Yi asked: "Does he have no home?"
"He slept on the street!" Lu Shaoyan said.
"Wake up!" Gou Yi said.
"Oh, I know he definitely didn't really sleep on the street... But his father remarried, and this kind of situation is usually very embarrassing! You don't know, I know!" Lu Shaoyan felt very empathetic, "And my side still Better, on his side...maybe what's going on. With his temper and expression, he's so annoying..."
Gou Yi couldn't see it: "You said he was annoying, do you know what kind of expression you have now?"
Lu Shaoyan asked, "What kind?"
Gou Yi said: "It's full of 'Oh, he must be Cinderella, I'm hungry three times a day and take ten meals a day and sleep on the stairs, but it hurts me so much'!"
Just as Lu Shaoyan was about to defend himself, the roller coaster was already half way up the hill, so he curled his lips: "I won't tell you..." He turned his head to look at the scenery.
After watching for a second, I turned around and discussed with Gou Yi: "30 is definitely not enough...how much do you have?"
"No." Gou Yi replied very resolutely.
Lu Shaoyan was in a hurry: "I'm not that picky man, I borrowed it from you and paid it back! Help me!"
Gou Yi calmly said: "I'd rather be picky than picky."
"You admit that guy is picky." Lu Shaoyan said.
"No!" Gou Yi quickly denied.
"It's like picking up a boy." Lu Shaoyan reasoned deeply.
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