Lu Shao thinks this is not funny
Chapter 60
Lu Shaoyan stretched his neck and held his respect for himself: "Then, that's a matter."
Lu Lizhi stopped talking, and only sighed softly.
Lu Shaoyan had just been gently hugged by his mother, but now there was still warmth in his heart, he blinked and looked at his mother's face reluctantly, for fear of making her unhappy.
This expression is really easy to understand, Lu Lizhi pondered for a moment, and beckoned: "Come here."
Lu Shaoyan walked over slowly, looking at her intently with a pair of big bright eyes, as naive as a loyal puppy.
Lu Lizhi took his arm and said, "Since you're back, don't go. It's a hot day. You just sit here and play with your phone for a while. I'll be off work in a while. I've invited you, Aunt Xiao, and the others to dinner. You Let’s go together. Xiao Fa is also here, and you are acquaintances on Aunt Xiao’s birthday.”
Xiao Fa is Lu Shaoyan's childhood friend, one year older than him, and studies in another school.
Lu Shaoyan hesitated and struggled: "Didn't you let me get in touch with Uncle Zhou?"
"Isn't this already in touch? If you said it yourself, then the goal has been achieved, and there is no need to continue investing." Lu Lizhi said.
"Where is someone like you..." Lu Shaoyan muttered in a low voice, and then he said a little louder, "My things are all in the hotel, I haven't taken them, I haven't packed them at all."
"Let Zhou Tian pack it for you. I'll tell him later. If you need your luggage in a hurry, I'll send it back to you. If it's impossible, ask his assistant to bring it back for you." Lu Lizhi stopped for a while and looked at it. Meng Xiaochun, who was silent all the time, asked Lu Shaoyan, "Or, do you have any other reason to live there?"
Lu Shaoyan was afraid that she would find out that he had an affair with Meng Xiaochun, so he quickly denied it: "No! What reason do I have? I just... just..."
"I just can't bear Uncle Zhou" This sentence is really disgusting, it's fine to type it on the mobile phone, but now it's impossible for him to say it out of his mouth.
Lu Shaoyan took a deep breath, squeezed out a smile of "trying to look natural, but in fact everyone can see that it is very forced", and said: "No...it's nothing. Then, then don't go Right. In fact, it doesn’t matter if my luggage is packed or not, just some clothes and the like, pack it up if you like, and don’t if you’re too lazy to pack it up.”
Meng Xiaochun interrupted suddenly: "My computer is over there."
"Oh... oh, Meng Xiaochun's computer is there!" Lu Shaoyan said quickly, "There are a lot of things in his computer, which are very important, so don't lose them."
Most of them are things he can't understand. Things he can't understand are very advanced things, and very advanced things are important things!
Lu Lizhi smiled, looked at Meng Xiaochun, and said, "Xiaochun, if you don't worry, let the courier send it back together, if you don't worry, go and get it yourself."
Lu Shaoyan felt that this was not good, so he hurriedly said, "Just send it by express, it's usually fine."
Meng Xiaochun said lightly, "I'll go back and get it."
……
Meng Xiaochun didn't stay long, just came and left.
Lu Shaoyan sent him to the elevator entrance, and said to him in a low voice on the way: "Why do you need to make this extra trip, you send ○○, it's very safe."
It's so hot, even if you take a taxi on the way, it's still hot... Oh, by the way, with this guy's stinginess, he probably won't take a taxi. This guy can always take the bus or the subway, just take the bus or the subway.
Lu Shaoyan hurriedly shook his phone at him and said, "It's convenient for you to take the high-speed rail or the plane, I don't care about you, but you can take a taxi at other times, ah, I will reimburse you, and I will pay you back." Advance payment, I'll transfer it to you when you get into the elevator, don't be reluctant to spend the money, lately you've been talking about heat stroke, it scares me to death."
Especially since this guy is a cold-blooded snake spirit, he must be less resistant to high temperatures than ordinary people!
Meng Xiaochun stopped and looked at Lu Shaoyan.
Lu Shaoyan stopped, looked back at him, and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Isn't it because Bai Kai ignored me?" Meng Xiaochun's tone was very cold.
"Ah? Bai Kai is... oh, Bai Kai." Lu Shaoyan reacted, and the corner of his mouth twitched immediately. He was very speechless, and after a long while, he said, "Who ignored you for him? There is something wrong with your brain circuit Right? I'm clearly—”
Lu Shaoyan stopped for a while, lowered his head, kicked the edge of Meng Xiaochun's shoe with the toe of his shoe, lowered his voice, and muttered, "You must have done it on purpose, you clearly knew what I meant, and deliberately hit Bai Kai here on purpose." pull."
The snake spirit has no conscience, no morals and no manners. Hearing the words, he continued to talk about Bai Kai without changing his face: "It happened because of him."
"Stop talking nonsense, it has nothing to do with others!" Lu Shaoyan raised his head and gave him a big white eye, staring at him.
Meng Xiaochun asked, "Who does that have to do with?"
Lu Shaoyan laughed out of anger, stretched out a finger, and pressed hard on the snake spirit's shoulder: "You! I'm angry because of you! It has nothing to do with anyone else!"
Meng Xiaochun looked down at the finger and asked, "Then you will pay me for a taxi?"
Lu Shaoyan was stuck for more than ten seconds, blinked unnaturally fast, his eyeballs flew around, and said, "I am a humanitarian spirit... Besides, if you suffer from heat stroke, it is also considered a work-related injury..."
Meng Xiaochun suddenly raised his hand and grabbed Lu Shaoyan's finger.
Lu Shaoyan felt that he really couldn't blame himself for slandering Meng Xiaochun for being cold-blooded. Meng Xiaochun had hypothermia all the year round, and the weather was still icy cold.
Sometimes when Lu Shaoyan was next to Meng Xiaochun at night, he didn't change his posture unless he had no choice but his hands or feet became numb, because after changing it, he finally got warmer and colder again.
At this moment, Lu Shaoyan was caught off guard and shivered by the ice. Looking at Meng Xiaochun, he hesitated to speak, and he hesitated to speak, very serious, earnest, and caring: "You yourself are a medical student, and you haven't learned how to cure palace cold. Do you want to treat yourself? I heard that if you procrastinate and die, the consequences will be very serious."
What Meng Xiaochun originally wanted to say was completely blocked by Lu Shaoyan's words. He even couldn't remember what he was going to say for two or three seconds...
Two or three seconds later, Meng Xiaochun said indifferently: "Gong Han's palace is the uterus."
Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, his face flushed instantly, and he was busy explaining that he just blurted it out just now, but he actually knew it, but he didn't react all of a sudden——
"I have learned. If you need someone to treat your palace cold, I can help you." The boa constrictor spit out a mean letter.
Lu Shaoyan was so ashamed that he hurriedly pulled his fingers back, and said angrily, "I was bald just now! I meant to say that I have a cold body! I hate you the most for grabbing other people's little mistakes. Don't let go!"
Lu Lizhi stopped talking, and only sighed softly.
Lu Shaoyan had just been gently hugged by his mother, but now there was still warmth in his heart, he blinked and looked at his mother's face reluctantly, for fear of making her unhappy.
This expression is really easy to understand, Lu Lizhi pondered for a moment, and beckoned: "Come here."
Lu Shaoyan walked over slowly, looking at her intently with a pair of big bright eyes, as naive as a loyal puppy.
Lu Lizhi took his arm and said, "Since you're back, don't go. It's a hot day. You just sit here and play with your phone for a while. I'll be off work in a while. I've invited you, Aunt Xiao, and the others to dinner. You Let’s go together. Xiao Fa is also here, and you are acquaintances on Aunt Xiao’s birthday.”
Xiao Fa is Lu Shaoyan's childhood friend, one year older than him, and studies in another school.
Lu Shaoyan hesitated and struggled: "Didn't you let me get in touch with Uncle Zhou?"
"Isn't this already in touch? If you said it yourself, then the goal has been achieved, and there is no need to continue investing." Lu Lizhi said.
"Where is someone like you..." Lu Shaoyan muttered in a low voice, and then he said a little louder, "My things are all in the hotel, I haven't taken them, I haven't packed them at all."
"Let Zhou Tian pack it for you. I'll tell him later. If you need your luggage in a hurry, I'll send it back to you. If it's impossible, ask his assistant to bring it back for you." Lu Lizhi stopped for a while and looked at it. Meng Xiaochun, who was silent all the time, asked Lu Shaoyan, "Or, do you have any other reason to live there?"
Lu Shaoyan was afraid that she would find out that he had an affair with Meng Xiaochun, so he quickly denied it: "No! What reason do I have? I just... just..."
"I just can't bear Uncle Zhou" This sentence is really disgusting, it's fine to type it on the mobile phone, but now it's impossible for him to say it out of his mouth.
Lu Shaoyan took a deep breath, squeezed out a smile of "trying to look natural, but in fact everyone can see that it is very forced", and said: "No...it's nothing. Then, then don't go Right. In fact, it doesn’t matter if my luggage is packed or not, just some clothes and the like, pack it up if you like, and don’t if you’re too lazy to pack it up.”
Meng Xiaochun interrupted suddenly: "My computer is over there."
"Oh... oh, Meng Xiaochun's computer is there!" Lu Shaoyan said quickly, "There are a lot of things in his computer, which are very important, so don't lose them."
Most of them are things he can't understand. Things he can't understand are very advanced things, and very advanced things are important things!
Lu Lizhi smiled, looked at Meng Xiaochun, and said, "Xiaochun, if you don't worry, let the courier send it back together, if you don't worry, go and get it yourself."
Lu Shaoyan felt that this was not good, so he hurriedly said, "Just send it by express, it's usually fine."
Meng Xiaochun said lightly, "I'll go back and get it."
……
Meng Xiaochun didn't stay long, just came and left.
Lu Shaoyan sent him to the elevator entrance, and said to him in a low voice on the way: "Why do you need to make this extra trip, you send ○○, it's very safe."
It's so hot, even if you take a taxi on the way, it's still hot... Oh, by the way, with this guy's stinginess, he probably won't take a taxi. This guy can always take the bus or the subway, just take the bus or the subway.
Lu Shaoyan hurriedly shook his phone at him and said, "It's convenient for you to take the high-speed rail or the plane, I don't care about you, but you can take a taxi at other times, ah, I will reimburse you, and I will pay you back." Advance payment, I'll transfer it to you when you get into the elevator, don't be reluctant to spend the money, lately you've been talking about heat stroke, it scares me to death."
Especially since this guy is a cold-blooded snake spirit, he must be less resistant to high temperatures than ordinary people!
Meng Xiaochun stopped and looked at Lu Shaoyan.
Lu Shaoyan stopped, looked back at him, and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Isn't it because Bai Kai ignored me?" Meng Xiaochun's tone was very cold.
"Ah? Bai Kai is... oh, Bai Kai." Lu Shaoyan reacted, and the corner of his mouth twitched immediately. He was very speechless, and after a long while, he said, "Who ignored you for him? There is something wrong with your brain circuit Right? I'm clearly—”
Lu Shaoyan stopped for a while, lowered his head, kicked the edge of Meng Xiaochun's shoe with the toe of his shoe, lowered his voice, and muttered, "You must have done it on purpose, you clearly knew what I meant, and deliberately hit Bai Kai here on purpose." pull."
The snake spirit has no conscience, no morals and no manners. Hearing the words, he continued to talk about Bai Kai without changing his face: "It happened because of him."
"Stop talking nonsense, it has nothing to do with others!" Lu Shaoyan raised his head and gave him a big white eye, staring at him.
Meng Xiaochun asked, "Who does that have to do with?"
Lu Shaoyan laughed out of anger, stretched out a finger, and pressed hard on the snake spirit's shoulder: "You! I'm angry because of you! It has nothing to do with anyone else!"
Meng Xiaochun looked down at the finger and asked, "Then you will pay me for a taxi?"
Lu Shaoyan was stuck for more than ten seconds, blinked unnaturally fast, his eyeballs flew around, and said, "I am a humanitarian spirit... Besides, if you suffer from heat stroke, it is also considered a work-related injury..."
Meng Xiaochun suddenly raised his hand and grabbed Lu Shaoyan's finger.
Lu Shaoyan felt that he really couldn't blame himself for slandering Meng Xiaochun for being cold-blooded. Meng Xiaochun had hypothermia all the year round, and the weather was still icy cold.
Sometimes when Lu Shaoyan was next to Meng Xiaochun at night, he didn't change his posture unless he had no choice but his hands or feet became numb, because after changing it, he finally got warmer and colder again.
At this moment, Lu Shaoyan was caught off guard and shivered by the ice. Looking at Meng Xiaochun, he hesitated to speak, and he hesitated to speak, very serious, earnest, and caring: "You yourself are a medical student, and you haven't learned how to cure palace cold. Do you want to treat yourself? I heard that if you procrastinate and die, the consequences will be very serious."
What Meng Xiaochun originally wanted to say was completely blocked by Lu Shaoyan's words. He even couldn't remember what he was going to say for two or three seconds...
Two or three seconds later, Meng Xiaochun said indifferently: "Gong Han's palace is the uterus."
Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, his face flushed instantly, and he was busy explaining that he just blurted it out just now, but he actually knew it, but he didn't react all of a sudden——
"I have learned. If you need someone to treat your palace cold, I can help you." The boa constrictor spit out a mean letter.
Lu Shaoyan was so ashamed that he hurriedly pulled his fingers back, and said angrily, "I was bald just now! I meant to say that I have a cold body! I hate you the most for grabbing other people's little mistakes. Don't let go!"
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