Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

It took Lu Shaoyan another one and a half minutes to destroy the heaven and earth in the space-time of the universe of the heart, and then, with a long sigh, stepped Jio into the slippers with a straight face, and dragged out of the bedroom.

He froze for a moment, fixedly looking at Meng Xiaochun who was making breakfast in the open kitchen.

The kitchen counter, which was empty yesterday, is now neatly arranged with many things like magic, even the toaster.

But that didn't shock Lu Shaoyan with the apron Meng Xiaochun was wearing.

After the shock, Lu Shaoyan giggled, puzzled and secretly pleased, walked over and asked, "You...where did you get these?"

"I picked it up." Meng Xiaochun replied without looking back.

He turned off the fire, and sandwiched the fried eggs and sausages one by one on the freshly toasted bread.Then pick up a few small tomatoes from the vegetable basket, cut them into thin slices, and put them on the bread slices.Squeeze mayonnaise over, cover with another slice of bread, wrap tightly in parchment paper, cut in half, place on a plate, and serve to the table.

Finally, he took out fresh milk from the refrigerator, poured it into Lu Shaoyan's mug, and placed it next to the sandwich.

Meng Xiaochun looked up at the idiot who was still staring blankly: "Do you eat with your eyes?"

"Ah? Oh..."

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly ran into the bathroom to squeeze toothpaste and brush his teeth. While brushing, he noticed that he was giggling in the mirror.

He hurriedly pursed his mouth tightly, trying to pull his face back.

But within two seconds, I couldn't help laughing again.

He doesn't just want to laugh now, he wants to go back to his ancestors now, he wants to roll on the ground and scream!

What is Meng Xiaochun doing?Why did you suddenly cook breakfast there so virtuously?Early in the morning, nervous?However, this kind of nerve can be multiple!Whoa whoa whoa!

Lu Shaoyan bit his toothbrush, his eyes rolled around, and saw someone's toothbrush on the sink.It is a toothbrush provided by the hotel. It is inserted in a shabby disposable water cup. It looks pitiful.

Meng Xiaochun is like this, I don't know whether to say he is frugal or has low material desires.Obviously not that poor, but even if it is daily necessities, he can buy it without buying it, and whoring it for free, even if it is of poor quality.

Once, when the two had a room, Lu Shaoyan accidentally discovered that Meng Xiaochun used the small disposable soap provided by the hotel to shave his face!

For the price of that small hotel, can the soap be put on your face? !

Lu Shaoyan was so frightened that he dragged Meng Xiaochun to the dormitory after returning to school, and stuffed his own into this guy's arms, let him use it first, and he bought a new one later, wrote Meng Xiaochun's mobile phone number, and went to the courier station to get it by himself!In the future, I will take it with me when I open a house outside!Don't mess around just because you are born with good conditions!No matter how good the conditions are, it can't stand such a bad show!

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Lu Shaoyan poked out half of his head quietly and saw Meng Xiaochun tidying up in the kitchen, feeling strange... so warm and comfortable.He thought for a while, retracted his head, and washed carefully.

Don't look at Lu Shaoyan's set of things, it's mainly because he loves to buy, but when it's time to use it, he becomes lazy.

To put it in one sentence: I spent money to buy it, so do I need to spend energy on it?

In particular, he has been playing rotten recently in order to get rid of rotten peach blossoms.

His way of making it bad is not to use low-quality things, but to simply not use them.Every day, he washes his face with clean water, brushes his teeth, and takes a bath, even if he has completed all the image management.

But right now, after brushing his teeth and washing his face, he took a big mouthful of white peach-flavored mouthwash, rolled it carefully to every corner of his mouth, trying to make it fresh, and then spit it out, taking a breath and smelling it himself.Not bad, very fragrant, very satisfied.

Then I rubbed and patted my face with water milk one after another, and finally pulled my hair out, and I was done. In the mirror, I saw a very nice tall, rich and handsome man!

Lu Shaoyan gave his appearance and temperament a big compliment, walked out of the bathroom with his head held high, but saw Meng Xiaochun changing shoes in the hallway, and hurriedly asked, "Why are you going?"

"The delivery man can't come into the hotel." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Oh, yes, the management of this hotel is very strict, and there are many big names..." Lu Shaoyan nodded, without asking him what he bought, sat down at the dining table, and said, "Then you quickly bring it up, wait for you Let's eat together."

"I've eaten." Meng Xiaochun said.

The corners of Lu Shaoyan's mouth immediately drooped.

Meng Xiaochun ignored him, changed his shoes and went out.

Hearing the sound of the door lock, Lu Shaoyan looked up, his expression changed, he quickly raised his phone, turned on the flash, and clicked on the table, then tried dozens of filters one by one, Select the one that looks the most pleasing to the eye, click save, send it to a small group of three, and start Versailles.

Lu Shaoyan: Meng Xiaochun suddenly made me breakfast out of nowhere. I was a little scared. Do you think he added something to it?

No one replied to him for more than ten seconds, so Lu Shaoyan had no choice but to talk to the two of them.

Lu Shaoyan: @all members

Lu Shaoyan: @狗奇@胡鹏

Hu Peng: Gou Yi should still be sleeping, right?

Lu Shaoyan: Have you had breakfast?

Hu Peng: I just checked my phone after eating

Lu Shaoyan: What do you eat?

Hu Peng: face

Lu Shaoyan: Did your mother do it?

Hu Peng: No, I ate it at a breakfast shop on the way after morning exercise

Lu Shaoyan: I also want to eat noodles, but I don’t want to eat sandwiches. We Chinese still want to eat noodles. It’s a tradition

Hu Peng: It is not possible to rise to this height [laugh cry]

This kid Hu Peng is good everywhere, but his reaction is slow!Lu Shaoyan saw that he just couldn't get the right words, so he was anxious, so he reposted the breakfast photo he had just posted, and typed to remind: Meng Xiaochun just made it

Hu Peng: It looks good [laughing]

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Lu Shaoyan: What do you think he made me breakfast all of a sudden?He doesn't look like he can cook breakfast.

Hu Peng: He is so smart, he should be able to do everything, even learning it is easy [Han Xiao]

Lu Shaoyan: It's not that he can't, but he doesn't look like he can cook breakfast for others!Snake spirit, he is!When he was walking on the road, he saw a child who fell and would not help him!

Hu Peng: Shouldn't it be?He is the doctor of the future.

Hu Peng is an honest man. After thinking about it, he cut off the group, chatted with Lu Shaoyan privately, and comforted him: Sometimes Gou Yi speaks in a hurry, and Lu Shao, you also know his character. Don't take it seriously, I will also talk to you. He said it. Although Mxc looks a little cold, but certainly not so cold-blooded.

Who cares whether Gou Yi, wind, fire, thunder, lightning, hail, typhoon Meng Xiaochun are cold-blooded or not? !The point is that Meng Xiaochun is making breakfast for me! ! !

Lu Shaoyan was about to die from Hu Peng's anxiety, but he couldn't say it directly, he was so anxious that he slapped his thigh, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

Finally, Lu Shaoyan asked: Did Gou Yi say what time he got up?

Hu Peng: No, he didn’t live with me

Why don't you two live together? !Lu Shaoyan took a deep breath, and was about to ask if Gou Yi went to see that picky man again, when Gou Yi sent a message in the group.

Gou Yi: ...

Gou Yi: Damn it!real or fake?What did Meng Xiaochun do? !

Gou Yi: I said why the phone keeps ringing all morning, I thought I planned to sleep a little longer

Gou Yi: @路少延, is it true or not?Did Meng Xiaochun really do it?Mr. Lu, are you sure? !

Lu Shaoyan felt better: Yes, what did I lie to you for?So I'm panicking now, will he poison me?

Gou Yi: Damn it, it's not necessarily true!He learned this, throwing something casually into it, at least it will make you have diarrhea for two days!

Gou Yi: Did you bring the earrings I gave you last time?It's sterling silver, try it on it!If it's dark, don't eat it!

The corners of Lu Shaoyan's originally curved mouth began to droop again: He is a medical student, not a drug student.

Gou Yi: There is no separation between medicine and poison!

Lu Shaoyan: Our school is a serious university

He quickly took a picture of the kitchen, sent it to the group, and said: I think he wants to live here, otherwise there is no need to buy so many things

Gou Yi was a clever kid since he was a child, and when he saw this, he sensed something was wrong, thought about it, realized it, and changed his words: I was just joking, no matter how much Meng Xiaochun didn't really make a fuss, and he bought so many things in vain

Gou Yi knowingly asked: Oh my god, he actually made breakfast for you!Can't think of it!Why?

Lu Shaoyan hypocritically said: How do I know?

Gou Yi: There is only one answer, he is really in love with you, Mr. Lu

Finally seeing the answer he wanted, Lu Shaoyan felt completely at ease. He picked up the sandwich and ate it happily, while continuing to play dumb in the group: it's just a sandwich...

Gou Yi: That's Meng Xiaochun!If a child falls while walking, he will not help him!

Lu Shaoyan: In fact, he didn't do that. He should still help him when he meets...

After saying this, he is actually not very confident... Uh, it should be... Just, it should be... Uh...

Gou Yi blew in another direction: My husband never did it for me.

Lu Shaoyan sensitively refused: Don't compare Meng Xiaochun with that picky man

Gou Yi: ...

Gou Yi quit: Young Master Lu, I just gave you the honor for so long, can you be a little more courteous?Isn't it good for us to blow each other's business?

Lu Shaoyan doesn't brag about business with him, after all, he doesn't need to brag, it's all the truth, but Gou Yi's side is very cheating: What did you say that guy did for you?

Gou Yi: Everyone has a different personality.

Lu Shaoyan: With Meng Xiaochun's character, he still cooks me breakfast

Gou Yi: You give him [-] a month

Lu Shaoyan: ...

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Hu Peng quickly smoothed things over: Why did we stop here?Gou Yi, you haven't had breakfast yet, have you?Let's eat first.So does Young Master Lu, let's have breakfast first.

Gou Yi immediately went down the steps: Mmmm

Lu Shaoyan finished his breakfast resentfully, when he heard the door knock, he raised his eyes and was stunned again.

Meng Xiaochun changed his shoes, put the large bouquet of flowers in his arms on the coffee table in the living room, and walked back to clear the dining table.

Lu Shaoyan didn't finish his breakfast, about 1/4 of the sandwich was left.Meng Xiaochun picked it up and ate it by himself, then took the dishes to the pool, turned on the water, and washed them.

Lu Shaoyan's pupil earthquake!

He stared at Meng Xiaochun's back, he was dumbfounded.

Was it just a hallucination? !Meng Xiaochun couldn't be real...impossible? !

Meng Xiaochun buying flowers is already more amazing than Meng Xiaochun making breakfast, isn't Meng Xiaochun eating his leftovers 1 times more amazing than Meng Xiaochun buying flowers? !Is this the effect that [-] yuan can have? !

Lu Shaoyan didn't believe it.

No matter how short Meng Xiaochun was of money, he wouldn't be able to do this for such a small amount of money!

He didn't dare to go to the group to talk about it, because it was really shocking!Gou Yi and Hu Peng would not believe it!No one will believe it!If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't believe it!Even if he saw it with his own eyes, he still doubts that it was an illusion!

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Mr. Lu (Lu Lizhi) asked Secretary Zhang to buy the realgar factory.