Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

With a sullen face, Lu Shaoyan entered the elevator and went upstairs, pressed the floor, and arrived in a short while.

At this moment, he seemed to be thinking about everything, and he seemed to be thinking about nothing. The whole person was like a puppet, watching the elevator door open and close in a daze, mechanically pressing the button to open the door, and did not let go. The elevator doors stayed open.

I don't know how long it has passed, maybe not too long, but it's just a long time for him... Someone entered the elevator and asked him: "Are you okay? Go up or down?"

Only then did Lu Shaoyan come back to his senses, hesitated for a moment, let go of the elevator, and walked slowly towards the room with the number on the room card. Every step he took, his feet hurt, as if he was trying to persuade He doesn't go that way anymore.

But, in fact, it doesn't matter if you go or not.

He is not a fool.It's all like this, only a fool would believe that this is just a coincidence.

In the end, he stopped in front of the door of that room, but did not knock or ring the doorbell. Instead, he stood there with his head down for a long time, and the room card in his hand was almost deformed by him.

Many words popped up in his mind, such as "Three people, people are always three", "If you come out to mess around, you will always have to pay back", "This is all retribution", "When will the grievance be repaid, it will never end"...

Can't tell.Can't tell at all.

Finally, he turned around and planned to return the same way.

He felt that it was meaningless for him to open that door, and he had nothing to say to Meng Xiaochun, except for embarrassment, it was meaningless.

Lu Shaoyan had just gone five or six steps when the door opened, and Meng Xiaochun asked, "Why are you here?"

Lu Shaoyan paused for a moment, hesitated, then quickened his pace and walked towards the elevator.

But Meng Xiaochun easily caught up with him and grabbed his wrist.

Before Meng Xiaochun could speak, Lu Shaoyan turned his head and pushed him hard with the other hand, then threw the room card into his arms, and then tried to break free from his hand.

Meng Xiaochun glanced at the room card that had fallen to the ground, let Lu Shaoyan struggle ineffectively for a few seconds in silence, and said in a low voice, "It's not what you think."

Lu Shaoyan raised his head and stared at him, choked up and yelled at him: "Do you think I'm a fool?!"

"...No." Meng Xiaochun said.

"You hesitated! You are lying!" Lu Shaoyan said angrily.

"Go into the room and talk." Meng Xiaochun said.

"I'm not going into your shabby house! Let go! If you don't let go, I'll call you!" Lu Shaoyan continued to struggle as he spoke. Seeing that Meng Xiaochun still didn't let go, he opened his mouth in desperation and bit Meng Xiaochun's hand. The wrist of the hand.

After biting for a long time, Lu Shaoyan could taste the smell of blood. He became afraid, loosened his teeth, saw that he was really bitten by himself, and went to see Meng Xiaochun embarrassingly.

Meng Xiaochun still had that dead face, without even frowning. Lu Shaoyan was so calm that he suspected that what he had just bitten was actually his own hand...

He couldn't help lowering his head suspiciously several times to confirm that it was indeed Meng Xiaochun's hand...

How scary, this man is really a monster!

Lu Shaoyan felt aggrieved and scared, and continued to struggle: "Let go! I really screamed... Help! Help—"

This trick worked, Meng Xiaochun let go of the second help before he finished calling for help.

Lu Shaoyan stretched his legs and ran towards the elevator.

But this broken elevator was very weak at the critical moment. He pressed it for a long time before the elevator came up slowly and opened the door slowly.He hurried in and was about to press the button when he saw Meng Xiaochun also came in.

"What are you doing!" Lu Shaoyan pressed his back against the elevator wall, roaring furiously, "Get out!"

Meng Xiaochun grabbed his wrist again, and pressed 1L with the other hand.

"What are you doing!" Lu Shaoyan struggled again.

"It's okay to go back to your hotel room." Meng Xiaochun said lightly.

"I have nothing to say to you! You don't have to refund the money! That's it!" Lu Shaoyan said holding back tears.

Meng Xiaochun turned to look at him, and said quietly: "I didn't lie to you, it's really not what you think."

"I don't believe it!" Lu Shaoyan said loudly.

"Then I can't help it." Meng Xiaochun said the same thing again.

Lu Shaoyanchao hated him for saying this, and when he heard the words, he was furious, seeing that he insisted on grabbing himself, and wanted to bite him again, but his mouth was already open, and his white teeth were showing. Looking at the wounds and bloodstains bitten out by himself just now, he hesitated.

The elevator dropped to 1L, and the door opened with a ding.

Meng Xiaochun didn't care if Lu Shaoyan would bite him again, he pressed the door open button with his other hand, didn't urge Lu Shaoyan, just looked at him.

The person waiting for the elevator outside the door looked at this strange scene and asked, "Are you coming out?"

Lu Shaoyan came to his senses, blushed in embarrassment, quickly closed his mouth, said "sorry" in a low voice, then turned around and dragged Meng Xiaochun out of the elevator and out of the hotel, looking left and right for everything within seven or eight meters. No one said in a low voice: "Let go, go to the infirmary to stop the bleeding!"

"It's over." Meng Xiaochun said.

"You are really a liar!" Lu Shaoyan frowned and said, "It's obviously not completely stopped yet!"

"I don't care." Meng Xiaochun said.

"I don't care! If you die, wouldn't I be a murderer?" Lu Shaoyan said eloquently.

Then Meng Xiaochun made a move that shocked him for ten years—Meng Xiaochun let go of him, then raised the hand that was just used to grab Lu Shaoyan, looked at Lu Shaoyan, opened his mouth and bit the man who had just been bitten broken place.

Lu Shaoyan saw the blood rushing down Meng Xiaochun's arm, and he was stunned.

It took a long time for Lu Shaoyan to realize it, and he hurried to pull it off. It took a long time to pull it apart, and he saw that the wrist had been bitten by Meng Xiaochun, which was bloody and bloody. It was extremely terrifying.

But Meng Xiaochun's mouth was full of blood, but his expression remained the same, as if his hands were not his own.

He said, "Now, my death is none of your business."

Lu Shaoyan couldn't say anything else at once, so he could only drag Meng Xiaochun towards the hotel where he was staying. The hotel was the most expensive and the best nearby, with comprehensive supporting services and a 24-hour infirmary.

The doctor on duty disinfected and applied medicine to Meng Xiaochun, while criticizing Lu Shaoyan, telling him to be careful in future quarrels and fights.

Meng Xiaochun interrupted the doctor: "I bit it myself."

The doctor's words froze immediately, he looked around and decided not to say anything.

No matter who bit them, at least one of these two people must be mentally or mentally abnormal!What a crime, both of them are beautiful, why is it abnormal!

After bandaging the wound and walking out of the infirmary, Lu Shaoyan said to Meng Xiaochun sullenly, "I'll give you a room. You can leave tomorrow during the day."

"No need." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Whatever you want! It's none of my business to sleep on the street!" Lu Shaoyan said angrily, and walked to the elevator.

Meng Xiaochun continued to follow him until he reached the door of his room.

Lu Shaoyan couldn't hold back any longer, and turned to look at him: "What do you want to do? I'm done playing with you! Don't follow me! Go downstairs and get a room by yourself!"

"Where does Bai Kai live?" Meng Xiaochun asked.

"Huh? Him? He lives at home, not far away... What does this have to do with you? Do you want to live with him? Don't you even know who he is?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

Meng Xiaochun stopped talking.

Lu Shaoyan reacted a little bit later, and asked defensively, "Why did you suddenly ask about Bai Kai..."

Meng Xiaochun asked back, "What do you think?"

"..."

Depend on!No way?Can you guess this too?Impossible?On the surface, Bai Kai has nothing to do with K!Neither Gou Yi nor Hu Peng thought about it!

Lu Shaoyan licked his lips nervously, swallowed a mouthful of guilty saliva, puffed out his chest and bluffed and said, "Crazy, you suddenly mentioned this, I don't know what you mean...don't try to change the subject!"

Meng Xiaochun asked, "What was the topic?"

"Originally... I was talking about who you were with!" Lu Shaoyan said angrily.

"Let me in, I'll tell you." Meng Xiaochun said.

"Hmph, what you said is all nonsense, and you lied to me!" Lu Shaoyan rolled his eyes, stared away, and became more and more angry as he thought about it, "You said you were at home... I asked you several times, you You didn't even tell me where you were, you just deliberately lied to me, I don't want to do anything with you anymore, from now on we will go back to the bridge, you go on your single-plank bridge, I go on my Yangguan Road..."

Lu Shaoyan heard the sound of Meng Xiaochun taking off his schoolbag and opening the zipper. He didn't know what he wanted to do, so he held back his curiosity and didn't look at it, and continued to think about it.

Suddenly, something was handed to Lu Shaoyan.

Lu Shaoyan looked down subconsciously, and was stunned for a moment.

It's a box of Aiwowo, or it's sold in a hot dim sum shop that recently opened in Yanshi.The food is really delicious, the style and packaging of the cakes are exquisite, the fly in the ointment is that the owner is a fanatic of hunger marketing, of course, it is not ruled out that they are simply not short of money, and they open a shop in a popular place within the second ring road, and every day there are ten The sale of incoming snacks is limited to three boxes, and the price is not more than twice the price of similar pastries, just to pass the time.

Gou Yi likes to join in the fun, so he insists on Lu Shaoyan and Hu Peng to accompany him to queue up to get a number.

This store does not allow buying on behalf of others, and getting the number does not mean that you can buy it, you have to draw lots from it, and you are eligible to buy it.

Lu Shaoyan thought it was too boring, no matter how delicious this food was, he couldn't soar up in place after eating it, why bother, the shop owner is really boring, right?

So he refused.

Only Hu Peng went to line up with Gou Yi willingly.

In the end, Gou Yi generously distributed a piece to Lu Shaoyan, but he asked Lu Shaoyan to post a circle of friends, because the shop owner said that customers can sign up for a lottery at the end of each month if they send ten friends to a circle of friends. box of snacks.

Gou Yi wanted to send a box to his boyfriend, but he really didn't want to wait in line anymore.

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how to say……

Qi Anyuan hates eating Aiwowo, this is definitely not for Qi Anyuan.

Lu Shaoyan shifted his gaze from the pastry to Meng Xiaochun's face in surprise, and asked, "What's going on?"

"This is the last time I see him alone." Meng Xiaochun said.

Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, and asked for a while, "Then...then are you really here to see me?"

Meng Xiaochun didn't answer him, but just passed the box containing Ai Wowo to him again.

"...Did you queue up to buy it? How long have you been waiting?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

"It's the same wherever you read, just by the way." Meng Xiaochun said flatly.

The author has something to say:

It's like this, on the snake planet, if you express your feelings directly to humans, you will be tied into a knot and hung up in the sun for ten days and ten nights. It's very scary, so you can't blame mxc, he can't help it. (I was in so much pain, I repeatedly asked myself if I really wanted to take this kind of black money) (The payment was made by the elder of the Snake Planet, who said that he had to use the money to do things, or he would bite me hard... this There are such unreasonable things in the world [angry])