Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

The private room remained quiet until about twenty minutes later, when Lu Shaoyan and Zhou Tian and his daughter came back.

Lu Shaoyan was not at all surprised that his mother was staring at Meng Xiaochun and had nothing to say. He pulled out the chair and sat back on his seat, handing Meng Xiaochun a bag of barbecue: "It's delicious, it's quite clean, the store It’s made in the house, you eat it.”

He didn't give it to his mother, because Zhou Tian brought it to his mother.Of course, he knew that his mother would definitely not eat this food, and Zhou Tian probably knew it too, but whether to eat it or not and whether to take it or not are two different things.

Sure enough, when he turned his head, his mother said Zhou Tian in disgust.Not only did she not eat it herself, but she was also unhappy that Zhou Tian gave it to her daughter.

It was really the right decision to bring Meng Xiaochun here, otherwise he would have to face the picture of the family of three enjoying themselves again at this moment.

Lu Shaoyan quickly looked away, and continued to persuade Meng Xiaochun: "Eat it while it's hot, it won't taste good when it's cold."

Meng Xiaochun was indifferent, and his thin lips were tightly pursed.

Lu Lizhi looked at this scene with displeasure, but quickly managed his expression, and said to Lu Shaoyan nonchalantly: "It's so late today, Xiaoyan, don't go back to school, come home with us for two days. You Go to college and never go home?"

"Who goes to college and runs home all day? You just think I'm studying in another place." Lu Shaoyan reluctantly defended.

"The problem is that you didn't go to other places to study, and you were sent to study abroad, but you insisted on coming back, who is to blame?" Lu Lizhi asked.

Lu Shaoyan changed his strategy and said, "What about Meng Xiaochun? Let him go back to school by himself?"

"Xiaochun is not you, he can go back to school independently." Lu Lizhi said.

"What do you mean? I can too!"

Lu Shaoyan curled his lips, and was about to continue making excuses, when Zhou Tian said, "Yeah, anyway, on weekends, Xiaoyan goes home to live. Home must be more comfortable than school. It's rare for me to be at home, and it's rare for our family to be reunited."

Can you keep silent, uncle?You talk a lot!And I just think the school is more comfortable than your home!can't you? !

Lu Shaoyan resisted frantically in his heart, and could only fake a smile on his face. Under the cover of the tablecloth, he slapped Meng Xiaochun's thigh with his hand, urging him to rescue him.

Meng Xiaochun was completely silent!Bring the cold-blooded style to the end!

Nothing is more reliable than Meng Xiaochun!

Lu Shaoyan was really too embarrassed to refuse, so he could only hold him back: "Then Meng Xiaochun will go back with me... Anyway, I can't take him out and let him go alone, how impolite .”

"Okay, the house is big, there are many rooms, and there are plenty of places to sleep." Zhou Tian, ​​who didn't know the truth, said enthusiastically.

Lu Lizhi: "..."

If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!

In desperation, Lu Shaoyan had no choice but to agree to go home and stay for two days.He was afraid that the snake spirit would abandon him mercilessly, so he made six gestures to each other under the table.Seeing that Meng Xiaochun was indifferent, he changed it to eight, leaned over and whispered: "Eight hundred, not eighty or eight yuan! Eight hundred a night!"

For the sake of money, the snake spirit finally nodded indifferently.

Lu Shaoyan breathed a sigh of relief.

He began to think about resuming the live broadcast, but he had to think carefully about the content of the live broadcast.

He didn't want to play the game anymore, without K's help, he was ridiculed so badly, and the traffic was very small.Otherwise, let’s just popularize the law, which is quite meaningful, but I don’t know if there are many people who give rewards...

Very short of money now!

Meng Xiaochun is really useful in every way!He decided to take it for a long time!And in order to stimulate Meng Xiaochun's more enthusiasm for work, a salary increase and performance increase are inevitable!

At the current price, he is really afraid that Meng Xiaochun will quit if he can't earn 5 yuan in a month... If others find out about this, they can't poach someone to quit?

So, on the way out of the restaurant, Lu Shaoyan pulled Meng Xiaochun to brainwash him in a low voice: "I haven't finished telling you about Qi Ba last time... just that weird guy who asked him Xiaoqing to take the fourth-level exam on his behalf. I heard that he is so perverted, so I gave him some money, but it was not enough to go to the hospital! He needs to be treated physically and mentally!"

"There is another one, you may not know him, he is ten years older than me, he is a distant relative, he lives in other places, and rarely sees... He also has a little love, and there is more than one. He—oh, I am too embarrassed to say Good! I heard from Gou Yi that this man seems to have got cauliflower because he played too much, and passed it on to his friends. You must know how terrible that disease is..."

"and also……"

Lu Lizhi looked at the two people standing far away from the elevator door, feeling very sad.

Yes, that's it, Meng Xiaochun remained expressionless and kept his eyes fixed, while Lu Shaoyan stood beside him with joyful eyebrows.

To put it harshly, she felt that Lu Shaoyan was just... Forget it, dear son, it's better not to speak harshly.

Lu Shaoyan babbled and said that the elevator was coming, so he stopped his voice and dragged Meng Xiaochun into the elevator.

It was getting late, and the child was full and sleepy. He was hugged by his father and dozed off on his shoulder.

Lu Lizhi put the shawl that Zhou Tian brought up just now on her daughter, and tucked it away.

Lu Shaoyan felt uncomfortable watching it, blinked, turned to look at Meng Xiaochun, then took off his coat, put it on Meng Xiaochun, and tucked it kindly.

Meng Xiaochun: "..."

Lu Lizhi: "..."

Throw it away or forget it...

……

Lu Shaoyan took a shower, came out startled, and stared at Meng Xiaochun who was sitting beside his bed: "How did you come in? I remember I locked the door!"

As he spoke, he turned the doorknob for confirmation, and it was locked.

Lu Shaoyan suddenly took a breath.No way no way?Don't Meng Xiaochun really be transformed by a snake spirit? !

At this moment, his mind filtered all the major temples and Taoist temples in the city, anxiously debating whether to invite the master...Meng Xiaochun is not guilty of that!

Just as he was thinking, suddenly, Meng Xiaochun, who was walking silently, came behind him, reached out to hug him, and then bit his neck.

Lu Shaoyan:!

Fortunately, Meng Xiaochun only bit it once, very lightly, and then licked the bitten place.

Lu Shaoyan's originally stiff body suddenly became numb...

He asked Meng Xiaochun who kept kissing him inexplicably and a little shyly, "What are you doing? Sudden..."

Meng Xiaochun paused, his tone was very calm: "Isn't it Bao Ye?"

"Ah?" Lu Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and explained, "You said the eight hundred? The eight hundred is..."

I just want you to come to my house to sleep for one night...

Damn, calm down and think about it now, it's so expensive!

Therefore, Meng Xiaochun's understanding is eight hundred nights... including that? !

But, the one alone is [-]... Ah, that's right, the one alone also has to leave school to open a room.Now it's just that the location has moved from the hotel to here.

Lu Shaoyan, who suddenly took advantage of a loophole, made such a calculation and shut his mouth.

There are cheap but not the bastard!

No wonder he is a profiteer, it was Meng Xiaochun who misunderstood it!

Actually...Actually, he sometimes thinks of some fragments these days...It's, it's okay...

Meng Xiaochun let go of him at this moment, questioning: "What is that eight hundred?"

With all the bargains in front of his eyes, Lu Shaoyan couldn't help covering his conscience, and pretended to be stupid: "What is it? Eight hundred is a night package. You said the price yourself, and you want to raise the price?"

Meng Xiaochun was silent for a moment, seemed to be reluctant to unbutton his shirt, unbuttoned two, stopped, and asked distrustfully: "What did you want to say about [-]?"

Lu Shaoyan stared at the beautiful collarbone faintly exposed under Meng Xiaochun's neckline, and the obvious Adam's apple, and thought of strawberries, and thought of many, many...

Usually Meng Xiaochun's collar is fastened to the top button!And this guy's skin is snow white...

It took him a long time to come back to his senses, silently swallowed a mouthful of saliva, straightened his neck and said firmly: "Eight hundred is a night package! Why are you asking so much? Are you looking for an excuse to increase the price? Okay, seeing that the road is so far away For your sake, I'll add... two hundred. One thousand. Don't talk about it anymore, it's greedy! It's really immoral to raise prices from the floor!"

Although the snake essence was originally immoral, but at least to show some face, she finally agreed to the price.He continued to unbutton, and after finishing the last one, he suddenly picked up Lu Shaoyan by the waist, and walked towards the bed.

……

Lu Shaoyan leaned against the head of the bed, biting the plum-flavored lollipop he had just taken out of his pocket, feeling extremely complicated, a little confused and a little regretful.Simply put, it is the time of the sages.

If it's in a hotel, as long as the hotel doesn't ban smoking, he will have to smoke the whole cigarette afterwards, which is more in line with the atmosphere.

But now there's no afterthoughts, just lollipops, and an unhappy snake spirit who tried to sell consumer items while the chaos was being turned down.

Lu Shaoyan thought and thought, kicked Meng Xiaochun lightly, and said, "Go back to your room and sleep, otherwise, what if my mother sees you when you go out of my room tomorrow morning?"

Meng Xiaochun closed his eyes and ignored him.

Lu Shaoyan kicked him again.

Meng Xiaochun simply turned over and turned his back to him.

What a work attitude!

Anyway, one night couples are a hundred days of grace, and Lushui couples can barely make do with each other... Lu Shaoyan sighed, and was about to say forget it, when his mother knocked on the door: "Xiao Yan, didn't you sleep? Open the door." Door, I have something to tell you."

Lu Shaoyan's back stiffened suddenly, he choked on his own saliva in a panic, and coughed violently.

The knocking on the door stopped, and his mother said, "I heard you cough, open the door."

Lu Shaoyan quickly grabbed Meng Xiaochun and asked in a low voice: "Do people cough when they sleep?!"

Meng Xiaochun opened his eyes and didn't look at him. He didn't know what he was looking at. He looked at the air and didn't speak.

The knocking sounded again.

Lu Shaoyan was in a hurry, and beat Meng Xiaochun hard, even pushing out with his feet: "Hurry up! If you can pass through walls, if you can't, go hide in the closet!"

It took about ten seconds for Meng Xiaochun to get up slowly and go to the closet.

Lu Shaoyan didn't even bother to put on his slippers, so he quickly pushed Meng Xiaochun into the closet, closed the door, took a deep breath, put on his underwear and pajamas, pulled his hair down, went to the bathroom to get air freshener, sprayed it everywhere, and turned the air conditioner to The highest grade, sniffing everywhere, didn't smell any ambiguous smell, and then went to open the door.

"Mom? What are you doing so late?" Lu Shaoyan asked innocently.

"Why did it take so long to open the door?" Lu Lizhi asked.

Lu Shaoyan was heartbroken, and said, "I... I am so old, I have my own business! Don't ask, it's embarrassing!"

"..."

Lu Lizhi just wanted to ask who would take back his unwanted idiot son.

The author has something to say:

The snake spirit is really cold-blooded, he didn't even laugh about it.

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