Lu Shao thinks this is not funny

After a while, Allen coughed lightly and asked, "What time do you go up?"

In fact, Meng Xiaochun lied to Allen.

He didn't have any class tonight, but he had an intuition that it must be no good if the other party asked him if he was doing anything tonight.

No matter what, the party class would not last very late, Meng Xiaochun had no choice but to say: "About eight o'clock. After that, I will do my homework and review, and it will be the end of the term."

Allen doesn't care if he gets a full score or a zero in the final exam: "Oh, I'm here for variety shows. It was originally a daytime meeting. I told the director about your difficulties, and it finally made sense. I changed it to night to accommodate you." Don't you have to go to school during the day... Let's overcome the difficulties, try to finish the talk as soon as possible, and I will drive you back to school, okay?"

Speaking of this, and Meng Xiaochun really needs the compensation brought by this job, so he can only accept it.

Because he had already said that he was going to take party class, it was not good to change his words now, so Meng Xiaochun had no choice but to say that he could leave until 08:30.

At 08:30 in the evening, Allen drove to the school gate on time and called Meng Xiaochun: "Is get out of class over?"

Meng Xiaochun said, "I saw your car."

As soon as Meng Xiaochun finished speaking on the phone, Allen saw him walking towards this side.

Allen hurriedly got out of the car, greeted him warmly, and went around to open the door for him.

Gou Yigang and Lu Shaoyan returned from eating at the nearby snack street.Hu Peng didn't eat these, so he didn't come together.

Lu Shaoyan lowered his head to play with his mobile phone, while Gou Yi rolled around while eating a donkey, suddenly grabbed him, pointed forward and said, "Isn't that Meng Xiaochun?"

Lu Shaoyan looked up and saw Meng Xiaochun got into a mid-to-high-end business car under the hospitality of a man.

The distance was neither far nor close, Meng Xiaochun seemed to cast his eyes on Lu Shaoyan briefly, but he didn't seem to.

Lu Shaoyan was not sure.

"The sixth sense tells me that something is wrong." Gou Yi clicked his tongue twice, and said, "I was puzzled, why is it that he would rather be taken care of by others than you? You think you don't have enough money or you don't have enough money. Looks good? Could it be...he bumped into you?!"

Lu Shaoyan pointed at the ground in front of him expressionlessly: "Did you see that manhole cover? If you say another word of nonsense, I'll stuff you under it."

Gou Yi made a "I hate PIA" grimace: "Don't say it, don't say it... Hey, let's sing?"

"No. Go back to the dormitory." Lu Shaoyan said with a straight face.

"It's my birthday today~ My husband can't come out~ How sad~ You should show some face~" Gou Yi coquettishly acted coquettishly.

Lu Shaoyan couldn't resist Gou Yi's acting like a baby at all, because this was really a terrifying scene, he was so disgusting that he could promise Gou Yi anything.

"Go, go, go! Go, go!" Lu Shaoyan quickly agreed, rubbing his goosebumps and said, "But I order you to return to normal immediately!"

Gou Yi burst into laughter immediately, and said, "Then let's go——Master Lu?"

Lu Shao suddenly pulled him and ran to the side of the road.

Gou Yi didn't understand, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

Lu Shaoyan ignored him first, stretched out his hand to hail a taxi, pulled Gou Yi into it, and said to the driver: "Follow the car in front! It's silver!"

Gou Yi: "..."

When the driver had steadily caught up with the car that Meng Xiaochun got on, Lu Shaoyan heaved a sigh of relief, turned his head and coaxed Gou Yi who said "I can't live this day" all over his face: "I'll celebrate your birthday, I'll give it to you later!" But it’s not the same at all, Meng Xiaochun must go to KTV or something.”

"Then what if we go directly to the hotel?" Gou Yi asked.

"Then I'll give you a presidential suite, okay?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

"What do I want the presidential suite for?" Gou Yi pulled his hand away from him, curled his lips and looked out the window.

"Then I owe you a presidential suite, next time you..." Lu Shaoyan looked at the driver in front of him, and said, "Next time your partner is cheating, you go with him to the presidential suite, I will cover all the romantic packages, okay Bar?"

"Really?" Gou Yi glanced at him.

"real!"

Gou Yi suddenly smiled happily: "Okay!"

After coaxing Gou Yi well, it was Lu Shaoyan's turn to curl his lips.

He couldn't figure out where Gou Yi fell in love with that man. He was average in appearance, with a high school education and a poor family background. Judging from his current work situation, he wouldn't have a great future in the future.

Those can be forgotten, but the problem is still picking, or the kind of scheming picking.

Every time the man came over, he said to Gou Yi: I'm busy here, baby, please book a car/room for me, and I'll turn to you later.

There is never a "turn back" moment.

Also, when it comes to festivals, picky men will do a lot of tricks.

The day before Gou Yi's birthday, Ji Nan said that he had to go out on a mission and would not be able to connect to the Internet for the next three days.

Last year on Qixi Festival, Gou Yi sent a message to Ji Nan saying happy holidays in the morning, and at a quarter past twelve in the middle of the night, Ji Nan replied: Oh, I’m so busy today, I just saw your message last time, alas, the festival is over, what a pity , I was going to send you a red envelope, happy belated Qixi Festival, love you baby [hug]

On Christmas, Gou Yi wished him a Merry Christmas. He seriously criticized this foreign-worshiping ideology and behavior, and told Gou Yi the ins and outs and historical origins of Christmas for an hour. The central idea was not to celebrate this festival.

On Valentine's Day on February 2.14th this year, Picky Man finally gave out a red envelope: [-] yuan.

Gou Yi accepted it, and replied "Thank you husband", and then went to work.

When Gou Yi finished his work, he picked up his phone and took a look. Picky Man sent a message: I am also a baby, you have to send me a red envelope too [Tongue out]

It may be that Gou Yi has not replied, so the picky man went on to post: As soon as you ask you to send red envelopes, play and disappear [Split]

Lu Shaoyan tried his best to persuade Gou Yi to stop posting about this dog man to the same degree and frequency as Gou Yi persuaded Lu Shaoyan not to pester Meng Xiaochun who doesn't know how to love anymore.

Thinking of this, while the driver was chasing the car there, Lu Shaoyan once again persuaded Gou Yi to give up that strange thing.

It's not that the other party has to be rich or something, at least not so scheming!

Really not, isn't Hu Peng more fragrant than that man?

Not to mention Hu Peng’s family, he owns 10,000 rent-collecting houses in urban villages, with a monthly rental income of [-]+.

I don't smoke or drink, talk less and be quiet, work and eat regularly, and have no hobbies except fitness.

With a simple nature, he can be generous to every liar, let alone the future object.

"Why don't you mess with Hu Peng?" Gou Yi asked.

"Aren't I going to introduce you?" Lu Shaoyan said solemnly.

Gou Yi is usually very loyal, he loves Lu Shaoyan as his own daughter (?), and Lu Shaoyan can torment him as much as he likes, but he is not happy when he despises his own husband. He secretly rolled his eyes and resisted: "Whatever I'm old with me—my partner is running in both directions, where are you and that snake spirit? You are always warm to others..."

I was trying my best!

Lu Shaoyan couldn't talk about this, so he could only say: "Then at least...he looks okay? Is his grades good? Don't you want me to pay you back?"

Gou Yi laughed suddenly: "Didn't you just post 30 people's homes and think you're causing trouble for him?"

The driver sneaked a glance at the two love-minded fools from the rearview mirror, and cursed the injustice of the world in his heart!

Mentioning that matter, Lu Shaoyan's face darkened, he turned his head to look out the window, and stopped talking.

Ten seconds later, Gou Yi said: "By the way, he gave you an IOU, why don't you want it?"

Lu Shaoyan turned his head and stared at him: "He wants to distance himself from me, but I won't! He's dreaming!"

"But, Young Master Lu, I suddenly discovered a blind spot." Gou Yi asked him seriously, "If you take that IOU, can't you use it to threaten him to obey you? You tear up the IOU now, It’s really nothing to do, people and wealth are empty! If I were him, I would have to wake up laughing from my dreams!”

Lu Shaoyan: "Huh?"

Meng Xiaochun was resting his eyes with his eyes closed, selectively listening to Allen's ramblings, when suddenly his phone vibrated.

He opened his eyes, picked it up and looked at it.

Lu Shaoyan: Just to be clear, you still owe me 10 yuan

Meng Xiaochun: Last Saturday morning at 08:30, I paid [-] yuan to you via Alipay, check the records

Lu Shaoyan: Oh, I didn’t notice

Lu Shaoyan: Then there are [-] more!Pay back!

Meng Xiaochun: The platform will settle the money on Friday, and it will arrive on Saturday at the latest. I will try my best to give you the remaining [-] before Sunday.

Lu Shaoyan hurriedly said to Gou Yi who was watching over his head: "He has the money to pay back!"

"I'll go, it's better than Hu Peng collecting rent." Gou Yi used his brain urgently, "Ask him for interest!"

"How much?" Lu Shaoyan asked.

"100 million." Gou Yi Lion opened his mouth wide.

Lu Shaoyan asked in shock: "I lend usury?"

"How can usury be so black... No, what I mean is, we must give him a number that is stressful for him! It must be like this to force people to sell themselves!" Gou Yi said.

"Then who am I? And what if he goes to the counselor to report me?" Lu Shaoyan waved his hands hastily, "Even if people don't report me, I can't do it. This is too much."

"Starve the timid to death, starve to death the bold!" Gou Yi encouraged him.

"No, no, it's still not good, this is really not good." Lu Shaoyan resolutely refused him.

"Oh, try it!"

"I...I'll try. But don't be so direct!" Lu Shaoyan said.

Meng Xiaochun looked at the phone and waited for a while, waiting for Lu Shaoyan's new news: Then do you want to give some interest?

Meng Xiaochun: I will add interest according to the bank lending rate of the day when transferring the final payment.

Lu Shaoyan: ...

Lu Shaoyan: Wait, let me think about it

Lu Shaoyan raised his head and urged his dog-headed military adviser: "Think quickly!"

"Oh, don't worry, let me think about it..."

Just as the dog-headed military master was about to frown, remembering that it is easy to get wrinkles, he quickly raised his hand and touched his brows, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, "The aggressive method! Use the aggressive method on him!"

Lu Shaoyan: Do you really think that's all right?

Meng Xiaochun: Yes

"He'h'!!!" Lu Shaoyan frowned and complained to Gou Yi.

"I see, I see! Don't panic! Snake spirits are like this! Pretentious! Don't frown, good boy, you have wrinkles..." Gou Yi comforted Lu Shaoyan, while turning his clever head quickly, "Got it Got it, you answer him like this—hey, give me your mobile phone, and I'll do it!"

Lu Shaoyan: If it's you, it's not surprising that you would think so [humph]

Meng Xiaochun didn't reply.

A full five minutes passed, and Meng Xiaochun didn't answer a single punctuation mark.

The author has something to say:

Meng Xiaochun: I don't want to chat with Gou Yi.