Did Master Crying Bag fall off his horse today?

Su Li rarely brought friends home, and even Deng Peng only came once or twice.

Su Binwu asked him why he didn't bring friends to play at home, thinking that he was not popular.

Su Li couldn't tell why, but he always felt that it was enough to have him and Su Binwu in this family.

When outsiders come, they always take something with them.

Of course, there will always be something left.

What exactly it is, he can't figure it out.

It wasn't until many years later that the ancient banyan trees, streets and alleys and old apartments in Nancheng passed by in his memory, that he understood the yellowing smell and the period of time.

The apartment is small and boxy. There is a living room on the left hand side when entering the door. There is a small balcony at the end of the walk. There is also a whole tea set in front of the French windows.

On the right is the restaurant kitchen. The countertops are clean, and few people use them at first glance.

There is no smell of fireworks, Xu Ze thought.

Xu Ze glanced at the refrigerator, and was about to volunteer to make dinner for Su Li, apparently because he was too involved in the drama and forgot that he was an idiot in life.

Not to mention cooking, I can't even wash the dishes well.

He withdrew his hand that was about to lift his sleeves, sat down on the sofa in an orderly manner, and waited for Su Li to order takeaway.

"What do you eat?" Su Li leaned beside him, lazily curling up his fingers and tapping on the screen.

Xu Ze kept going around in his mind, but he couldn't get out of the dirty thoughts of being in the same room, staring at the two figures reflected in the black screen of the TV, "I don't care, you can only drink porridge, the doctor said"

Su Li changed the store silently, and said stubbornly, "You don't need to remind me, I know it myself"

Don't bring out a doctor to pressure him if you have the ability.

The porridge shop Su Li ordered was very close to the community, and the doorbell rang ten minutes later. Xu Ze glanced at Su Li who was lying on the sofa with his head up and playing with his mobile phone, and worked hard as an errand runner.

Some people's lazy nature is fully exposed when they get home.

Xu Ze unpacked the packing bags and placed the packing boxes on the dining table one by one. During the whole process, Su Li didn't even change his posture.

"time to eat"

Su Yue moved his fingers on the back of the phone to show his response.

Every cell in my body is clamoring for procrastination.

Xu Ze waited for him for 5 minutes. Seeing that Su Li had no intention of moving, he walked over and dragged him up, saying in his mouth, "If you don't eat anymore, your stomach will hurt when the porridge is cold."

Su Li was pulled up by him and moved to the table, thinking that it would be nice to have a brother like Xu Ze.

Maybe there is someone who supervises him like this, so he won't be too lazy to get sick.

"I'm so sleepy." Su Li said sleepy, but he didn't take his eyes off the phone. He slumped to the table, kicked off his shoes and jumped onto the chair, and took two mouthfuls of porridge. "I lose my appetite just looking at it."

He ordered white porridge for himself, and millet pumpkin porridge for Xu Ze.

Now comparing the two, I despise my bowl even more.

Xu Ze drank porridge with one hand and gnawed buns with the other. He didn't eat a bite of the small wontons he bought earlier in the evening, and was so hungry that his chest stuck to his back.

Seeing that he was eating deliciously, Su Li reluctantly took a sip of his own, raised his head with a sallow complexion, "give me a taste of yours"

……

More grievances than reincarnation of a starving ghost, the food in other people's bowls is the most delicious.

Xu Ze picked up the spoon from the porridge box and put it aside, and pushed his porridge to Su Li meekly.

Su Li pushed aside the white porridge in front of him with satisfaction, and said comfortingly, "You're so good, I'll just take a sip."

"Row"

Xu Ze actually wanted to say that if you like it, take it all, but he didn't seem to need to say it.

This starving ghost is not polite to him at all.

Su Li took out a piece of paper and hiccupped "I'm full"

……

Xu Ze drank Su Li's bowl of porridge in obscurity, and Su Li didn't touch the vegetables and buns on the table, and he took care of them all.

The two of them stared at the packing box on the table for a while, but Xu Ze was still defeated, "I'll clean it up, you go to rest"

"sensible"

Some lazy people would rather squat uncomfortably on the dining chair than move their legs and move the sofa.

Seeing Xu Ze tidy up, Su Li had an idea, "You don't need to send me a learning video tonight."

Xu Ze was diligently changing the garbage bags, when he heard the words, he turned his head and gave him a puzzled look.

Su Li: "You can tell me directly."

The garbage bag roll in Xu Ze's hand was torn to pieces, his brain couldn't keep up with his mouth, and he quickly refused "I, I can't"

"why?"

"Well, that's right, it's the same as the exam. If you just ask me to tell you, when I get nervous, my mind goes blank."

……

Su Li asked himself, he is not a person who loves learning.But Xu Ze persevered in sending him learning videos. Even though he couldn't support the wall with mud, he still made considerable progress.

Not moved?Fake.

But Xu Ze's score of 25 points was like a fishbone stuck in his throat, making him unable to breathe.

Thinking that Xu Ze's excellent grades could not be displayed, Su Li felt so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe.

Even he, a salted fish, could get 400 points in the exam after Xu Ze's tutoring, so why did Xu Ze only get 25 points? !

Su Li suddenly felt that he should do something.

I can't go whoring anymore.

new week.

A long way to go.

"Believe me, if you answer more questions, you will definitely be able to do it." As soon as Su Li entered the classroom, he began to brainwash Xu Ze.After a day, 24 hours, 60... Anyway, many minutes of hard work, he formulated a set of exclusive plans for Xu Ze to help Xu Ze get rid of his nervousness and become the master of his achievements.

Xu Ze submissively said "I dare not"

The first period, math class.

Xu Ze looked at the twisted math problem on the blackboard, his mind was running fast, and the only solution he came up with was to give up.Su Li looked at him confidently, so Xu Ze had to bite the bullet and scribbled a few lines on the draft paper that he couldn't understand, nor could Su Li, and said with difficulty, "This question is too difficult. , how about we answer it next time?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the math teacher broke the stage and said, "I just talked about this question last Friday. It's a basic question. If you have hands, you can do it. Who will answer it?"

Su Li couldn't help but raise his hand.

The math teacher obviously doubted the authenticity of this world, looked at the hand in the last row, "Then, let Su Li answer it."

The whole class was in an uproar.

Su Li stood up, "Teacher, I raised Xu Ze's hand. He really wants to try this question."

There is absolutely no room for negotiation.

Xu Ze: You fart.

The math teacher had seen Xu Ze's papers before. This master didn't even bother to write the solutions. He saved some face for the monthly exam and gave him two points for the paper.

Clean and tidy is true after all.

So seeing Xu Ze hesitate for a long time and write an explanation on the blackboard, how should I put it, he was quite relieved.

At least this silly kid knows how to write and explain, and he is making rapid progress.

The whole morning passed quickly, Xu Ze was sold out by Su Li a hundred and eighty times, exhausted physically and mentally.

Slumped on the chair, he said distressedly, "I really can't..."

His only memory of learning is still at the stage of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division in elementary school.

Looking back on my school career, I really didn't read a book for a day.

Let’s not talk about elementary school, it was intermittent at the beginning, and it took three years to suspend school. After high school, my health improved, and I played as a fool for a year, but was caught by the old man because of smoking, and was arrested and put in confinement.

Then, he was stuffed into this school.

With a sound of "clang", Su Li placed six cans of walnuts on his table, so serious that "men can't say no"

Deng Peng came in from outside the door. Although he didn't know what happened to Xu Ze and Su Li over the weekend, the conflict was resolved, and the relationship between the two felt that they had taken a step forward.

All in all a good thing.

He leaned his head over and suggested, "I think, this kind of thing, you can't rush for success, you have to do it step by step, and cure the social fear first."

"How?"

gym class.

Wu Qing looked at the few people on the rostrum speechlessly, and cursed mentally retarded in his heart.

Su Li squeezed a bottle of mineral water, stood aside to fan the wind, turned his head to look at Xu Ze from time to time, and reminded, "You just stand here, don't move around, get used to it, I'll be with you"

"Take a deep breath and don't be afraid"

There are not many people in physical education class, and people passing by occasionally look up at them.

It's this effect.

Xu Ze stood on the podium with a chair under his feet.

The chair is still his own.

It looked like it was about to ascend to heaven on the spot.

Deng Peng's idea is really ingenious. I don't know if he was kicked by a donkey or eaten by a pig. There is no 800-year cerebral thrombosis that he can't think of. In the end, Su Li actually believed it. The key is that Xu Ze himself did it.

Xu Ze looked suspiciously at Su Li on the left and Deng Peng on the right, and was at a loss for words.

Will treating social fear in this way really won't be arrested as a neuropathy?

As it turned out, they weren't caught, but they were filmed.

Deng Peng is usually used to being in the school group, wandering around on the confession wall, and can't escape any gossip.

So a day later, Deng Peng happily posted a screenshot in the small group.

At that time, Su Li was persecuting Xu Ze. He had not raised his hand for a physics calculation problem before he lowered it heavily.

Xu Ze narrowly escaped death, and for no apparent reason, he poked his head over to look at the screen of his phone.

It is a screenshot, the details are as follows.

Anonymous: Wall Wall, I would like to ask.

Has Yizhong been haunted recently?

My friend said that he saw someone doing it in the playground.

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By the way, I feel very handsome.

Xu Ze wanted to think desperately, maybe there was no haunting before, but if this ritual continues, when he dies, there will be trouble soon.

Fashi still persisted unshakably, because Deng Peng felt that this would increase the exposure, and more people would come to see it, and Xu Ze's society might get better faster.

In fact, it's selfishness: "It's the first time I've been hanged on the confession wall since I grew up, and I'll hang it for a few more days no matter what."

After Su Li learned about Deng Peng's Xiaojiujiu, he vetoed the ritual, and Xu Ze finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But the persecution in the classroom is still not over.

until half a month later.

Su Li was so nervous that he didn't sleep well all night. After setting up the tables, chairs and benches the next day, he sneaked to Xu Ze's examination room before the exam started.

In the last examination room, Xu Ze sat in the last row by the door.

……

The last exam room was full of acquaintances. Su Li originally wanted to ask someone to help, but when he entered the door, he saw Xu Ze's back and dragged him out.

"come out come out"

Su Li found an empty staircase and took out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket.

"This, the ultimate way to not be nervous before the exam, come on, I want you to do it." Su Li directed Xu Ze to stand against the wall, straightened the paper, and said, "The first one, make a strange face"

The corner of Xu Ze's mouth twitched, and he had a vague premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, Su Li rustled out a small mirror from his bosom, it was a Maocai mirror delivered by ordering takeaway, it was fiery red.

"Now look in the mirror and make faces"

Xu Ze didn't know for a moment whether he was joking or serious.

"Don't stand still, do it quickly."

……

Xu Ze pinched the mirror and tilted his mouth.

"Not enough, a little stronger, a little uglier, tsk, forget it, I'll help you"

Su Li started directly, and began to round and flatten Xu Ze's face in various ways, raised his nose and squinted his eyes, until Xu Ze was laughed at by himself, and this level was considered complete.

"Okay, okay, the second one is the mental victory method." Su Li cleared his throat, "read to me, louder"

"Xu Ze is very smart!"

"I'm very smart!"

"Xu Ze will definitely succeed!"

"I will definitely succeed!"

"Xu Ze will definitely perform exceptionally well and get good grades in the exam!"

"I will definitely be able to play super long and get good grades in the exam!"

Su Li nodded in satisfaction, and rubbed Xu Ze's face, "How do you feel now? Relax?"

Xu Ze also nodded, "very relaxed"

"Okay, the last step." Su Li put the note in his pocket, stretched out his hand to cover the opponent's eyes, and pushed Xu Ze against the wall. "Come on, stand against the wall, close your eyes, take a deep breath, relax your whole body, and don't think about anything." "

1,2,3...

Upstairs, there are treading footsteps approaching, and then walking away at the entrance of the upper floor.

Not long before the start of the exam, the teaching building was quiet, only the wind on the corridor carried the heat, rustling the leaves.

Su Li counted silently for ten seconds, wondering how Xu Ze was relaxing. In short, his palms were already covered with sweat, and he didn't know whether it was heat or nervousness.

"How do you feel?" Su Li was about to let go, but Xu Ze stretched out his hand to hold him. The two of them stuck together, and the fragrance of Xu Ze's body rushed to his face.

The cicadas were singing outside the corridor, catering to the scorching sun on every branch of the campus.

Su Li could feel Xu Ze's breathing on his face, but he didn't know whether it was calming down or getting more urgent. His hand slipped from the corner of Xu Ze's eyes and grabbed the young man's shoulder, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay." Xu Ze lowered his head slightly, and took a deep breath between his neck, "Brother, give me a hug, so I won't be nervous."