Being pitted into the men's group debut

Lu Jiangjiu put down his chopsticks and looked at the crowd: "I have no problem, but it's definitely too late to learn Easy temporarily."

Jing Li from Koi is also an active member of the show, he raised his hand: "Then pick someone from Easy."

Cheng Zhi and Jing Li hit it off immediately: "Yes, yes, yes, the one I danced with Easy last time."

Lu Jiangjiu & Yibie: "..."

The host sat between several judges and teachers, leaning his elbows on the table, pinching the pin on the collar and waiting for you, and looked at the two with a smile: "Okay, let's ask Juice to send the dance video to You two, continue the game and give Xiaolu and Easy 10 minutes of study time."

The crowd on the field began to cheer.

Qiang Luo, a big grievance, hurts the enemy one thousand and self-defeats eight hundred. He draws a card—find someone to exchange Weibo ugly photo avatars for a month—this game is 50.00 regardless of whether you lose the game or not. % chance to be punished.

Cheng Zhi broke into a cold sweat for himself, hoping that he would not choose him.

Ji Hanxing said, as long as you don't choose me, I can guarantee that I won't hate you for a week.

Qiang Luo smiled, revealing a pair of small canine teeth, which looked harmless to humans and animals. He folded his palms together: "Our captain is miserable enough, it shouldn't be a problem if it gets worse."

Lu Jiangjiu became numb after studying dance videos head to head with Yi Bie.

Lu Jiangjiu smiled dangerously: "Revenge for the public?"

"Wow--"

"Is there some secret we don't know?"

Fifty or sixty people started chattering and booing, all boys in their 20s, it's normal to like to join in the fun, and the programs that can't be broadcast can be cut off at that time.

Wen Yebai came out to make a rescue: "Usually Qiang Luo likes to steal snacks, Xiaolu would ask him to increase the amount of training. This time he finally got the chance, so he must give his captain a hard time."

Cheng Zhi patted Qiang Luo on the shoulder, expressing his approval: "Boy, the future is boundless."

Qiang Luo tilted his head and smiled: "Captain...bring you the ugly photo!"

Lu Jiangjiu: "I don't have ugly photos in my phone."

The host looked like he was enjoying the show: "Whoever of you has ugly photos of Lu Jiangjiu, come and post them in the group."

Yibie was often teased by Lu Jiangjiu on weekdays. He adjusted the microphone in front of him and said, "Isn't Lu Jiangjiu 360 degrees without dead ends?"

"what--"

"Knock it, knock it!"

Yi don't wait for them to boo for five seconds, and then continued to finish the sentence: "But I have a very blurry one, it looks like there are three pairs of eyes and three mouths..."

Lu Jiangjiu: "..." Take all precautions, how can he forget that there is a little brat beside him who wants to trick him all the time.

Yi Bie privately sent the picture to Qiang Luo, and looked at Lu Jiangjiu proudly: "No matter how many dead ends there are, it can't withstand the devastation of pixels."

Qiang Luo took a picture of the camera after watching it, and said to the camera: "Friends in the audience, if you want to know about the funeral, please see the detailed explanation of the profile picture on Weibo."

Cheng Zhi: "Don't pay attention and don't let me watch it!"

Lu Jiangjiu passed Wen Yebai and poked Ji Hanxing: "Give me his ugly photo."

Qiang Luo: "..." The captain is the one who can deceive people the most.

Qiang Luo and Ji Hanxing love to fight, Ji Hanxing must have kept a lot of ugly photos of him, originally he could get a less ugly one.

The judge Shen Qing was the only woman in the audience, and it was quite interesting to watch the group of children making noises. She was not serious when she was in the performance, but she always smiled when talking to the contestants in private and sometimes made a few jokes.

Shen Qing: "Why do you ask Ji Hanxing for Qiang Luo's ugly photos?"

Qiang Luo pouted and said aggrievedly, "Because there is discord within the SPS."

Ji Hanxing lived up to expectations and gave Lu Jiangjiu the ugliest photo of Qiang Luo.

The host glanced at his watch when everyone was having fun and said, "Okay, 10 minutes have passed."

"Then I invite our long-lost reunion to bring you a girl group dance..."

Yibie heard the sound of the world collapsing.

Yi Bie has danced this dance several times. With previous impressions and dance skills learned recently, it is effortless to dance.

But in this dance there are several postures of hugging the waist and comparing hearts, it is simply, God is going to kill me.

Grass.

Yi Bie has lost a lot of weight recently, and when Lu Jiangjiu put his hand on it, he couldn't feel the flesh at all.

Yi Bie put his hand on Lu Jiangjiu's shoulder naturally, then pushed his shoulder lightly, then stepped back, and moved his hands forward in a heart-to-heart gesture.

The last move was Yi Bie turned his head and blinked his left eye.

"Wow--"

"Tsk tsk tsk, this show is right."

Everyone has been knocked down by CP, and no one can tell the real from the fake. Of course they know that this is just a simple dance, but the effect of the show at this time is everyone's cheers.

Cheng Zhi: "Why don't I dance with you so well? What does this mean?"

Yi Bie returned to his seat, dancing this shameful dance in front of so many people, his ears felt hot, and his heart beat a little fast.

Yi Bie pretended to be calm and said, "It means that Yi Cheng Buran Chaohua can disappear after tonight."

Jing Li usually likes to kowtow CP, both inside and outside the circle. He knows all these CPs in the show like the back of his hand: "Hahahaha, just leave a long-awaited reunion!"

Xu Qingfeng stepped on him and whispered, "Shut up, you are the one who is the best at booing."

The host noticed their small movements and said with a smile: "I think cleaning up the trash is also very easy."

A player who had some contact with Koi said; "I will punish you two in the next game."

"Don't!" Jing Li panicked, "We must respect the rules of the game."

Anyway, this game is that the program team can punish whoever they want, and finally let Princess Xu Qingfeng walk around the dining table with Jingli in his arms.

After such a fuss, it was already 09:30 after the dinner party, and the program team informed the arrangements for the next day.

In the morning, they still train separately, and in the afternoon they continue with seaside recreational activities, accumulating points for the final two-two duel.

Yi Bie didn't bring his room card, so he left in a hurry after the dinner party, and now he had to wait for Lu Jiangjiu to open the door.

The heat in the ears hasn't subsided yet, obviously the embarrassment wouldn't last so long before, and I don't know what happened this time.

Lu Jiangjiu walked over and took out his room card: "Why don't you go in so fast."

"I'll wait for you." There is no problem with this, "I forgot to bring the room card."

Lu Jiangjiu: "Treat me as a tool man?"

"..."

As soon as Lu Jiangjiu opened the door, Yibie rushed in, took out the pajamas from the suitcase, and said, "I'll take a shower first, it will be soon."

Yibie rushed into the bathroom again in a hurry, her heart still beating.

Obviously Lu Jiangjiu didn't beat so violently when he was dancing, but when Lu Jiangjiu sat down next to him after the stage, his heart started to pound.

Sure enough, he lost too many people in front of Lu Jiangjiu.

When he finished washing and went out, Lu Jiangjiu was reading the math paper he had done in the morning, with a red pen in his hand.

Seeing him come out, Lu Jiangjiu said: "The paper has been graded for you, the answer in analytic geometry is wrong, and the method used for derivatives is still too complicated, I will teach you a new one."

Yi Bie rubbed his hair and said, "Thank you, you can teach me tomorrow morning."

Lu Jiangjiu nodded thoughtfully, and put Yibie's paper on the bedside table: "Then you can read it yourself first, I'll take a shower."

"Oh."

Lu Jiangjiu's examination papers are very concise, right ones will not be ticked, wrong ones will be crossed with a slash, and if the answer is wrong, it will be circled, unlike the teacher who swaggered and gave a big red cross.

Yi Bie couldn't read the test paper a little bit, took a deep breath, and felt that his state tonight was simply too bizarre.

Lu Jiangjiu took another four to ten minutes of cold shower in the bathroom, and Yi Bie was already asleep when he came out.

Lu Jiangjiu reflected on whether he had crossed the line today. He was also cautious when dancing at night, and he didn't dare to touch Yi Bie too much. Instead, Yi Bie gave him a wink at the end and flirted hard. put his heart on top.

So Yi Bie probably didn't see his feelings with such an abnormal reaction tonight, otherwise he would have changed roommates on the spot.

Yi Bie's biological clock made him wake up before six o'clock. When he woke up, his mind was blank, and he stared at Lu Jiangjiu on the bed for a long time.Lu Jiangjiu hadn't woken up yet, he was sleeping on his side, Yi Bie could only see his back.

Yi Bie stared at it for a while, and after making sure that he didn't have the strange feeling of rapid heartbeat last night, he tiptoed out of bed and took a shower.

Lu Jiangjiu also woke up when he came out.

"Morning." Yi Bie said, "Can you tell me about the derivative yesterday?"

"it is good."

Lu Jiangjiu also washed quickly, took a bottle of milk and walked in front of Yi Bie.

There is only one table and one chair in the bedroom, and Yi Bie sits on the floor and makes way for Lu Jiangjiu to sit on the chair.

Lu Jiangjiu: "You sit on a chair, I'll do it standing up."

"I have several questions, I'm afraid you will be tired if I stand still."

Yi Bie brought a writing board, and he sat cross-legged on the ground, with the writing board on his lap.

Now that the weather is getting warmer, it is not easy to catch cold when sitting on the ground, so Lu Jiangjiu let him go, and he also took advantage of the situation to sit on the ground, with the hand close to Yi Bie supporting the floor tiles.

"Come on, give me the draft paper." Lu Jiangjiu's speech was very detailed and easy to understand.

"These methods are all interlinked. There are only a few ways to do the derivative back and forth, and you can use it when you have time in the exam."

"it is good."

"I'll do the physics test today, and I'll help you time it. Can you take 10 minutes?"

Yi Don glanced at him, unfolded the paper and started to work.

At first, Lu Jiangjiu didn't understand what that look meant, but after seeing Yibie finished a paper in less than an hour, he understood.

The little brat is blaming him for underestimating himself.

The activity in the afternoon is to build a castle with sand.

That's right, it is to build castles, and then select two hundred tourists to vote, and the final scoring method is the same as yesterday.

Qiang Luo likes to draw. He said that if he didn't make his debut, he would become a designer. Things like building castles are not difficult for him, and finally won the first place in the team easily.

Ji Hanxing: "It seems that you are not useless."

Qiang Luo punched him.

There was no dinner party arranged in the evening, so the program team booked the restaurant in the hotel for them to eat.

Lu Jiangjiu went to the front desk and asked for a mango mousse: "Hello, can I remove the bottom of the biscuit?"

Waiter: "This needs to be made fresh, and it may be too late."

Lu Jiangjiu: "Okay, don't bother, just give me two copies."

Lu Jiangjiu brought two servings of mango mousse to Yi Bie and said, "If you don't like the bottom of the biscuit, keep it."

Qiang Luo: "Captain! I want dessert too."

Ji Hanxing: "Let's see how much weight you have gained this month?"

Qiang Luo: "Ji Hanxing, please beat me!"

Lu Jiangjiu sat down opposite Yi Bie, and ate the steak slowly.

Yi Bie rolled the pasta with a fork, and his mind was still on the physics problem that he hadn't done correctly in the morning. When he went back, Yi Bie followed Lu Jiangjiu: "You should remember physics in high school, right?"

"That one in the morning? I just remember that knowledge point."

After returning home, Lu Jiang taught him the problem for a long time.Yi Bie went into the bathroom to take a shower while thinking that it was because yesterday was too embarrassing, and today he has been stuck with Lu Jiangjiu and he didn't feel that way.

sticky?

What kind of verb is this.

Grass.

But speaking of it, in the past when Lu Jiangjiu taught him questions, he would gag and pick up some bargains to take advantage of it. Recently, for some reason, after teaching him honestly, he would find a place to sit and play with his mobile phone or read a book by himself.What's more, he didn't say a word when he came back from such a long road last night, and helped him correct the test papers as agreed earlier, and gave him wrong questions this morning.

Although I am very happy to have free labor, Lu Jiangjiu seems a little indifferent recently.

If you are really afraid that the cp fans will not stop, you can pretend to be ordinary friends in front of the camera, and occasionally say no to each other like Qiang Luo Ji Hanxing. Besides, there is no camera in the hotel room.

Why is it more difficult to understand than Chinese reading comprehension, and there is no standard answer.

Yi Bie decided to find a time to have a good chat with Lu Jiangjiu. If he didn't figure out this issue, he wouldn't feel at ease accepting free labor.

The arrangement for the next few days is still training in the morning, and recreational activities by the sea after the lunch break.

The rankings in the last two games of SPS were not very ideal, but because they won the first two consecutive times and scored 20 points, they also ranked second in total points after being unsatisfactory.

The top four groups are HOM, SPS, Koi and a group whose team level is not very high.

As long as the top four groups are not eliminated tonight, they can choose their teammates to fight against.

If they are eliminated, the last one will take the top spot.

This time the makeup artists have changed, and they are two boys.

Yi don't think he looks a bit coquettish. When the makeup artist was applying lipstick to himself, Lu Jiangjiu stopped him first and said, "I'll do it."

Lu Jiangjiu squatted down and took out a lip gloss from his pocket. It smelled like watermelon, and it was different from last time.

Yi Bie pursed his lips lightly, and Lu Jiangjiu picked up the cotton swab from the dressing table.

Yi Bie: "..." I remember you used your fingers last time.

Why did you start to dislike me after just over a month?

No.

Why did he hope that Lu Jiangjiu would wipe off the lipstick for him with his fingers.

Yi Bie stood up after applying lip gloss, and asked, "Did you change the color?"

"Well, this one is more suitable for today's clothes." Lu Jiangjiu handed him the lip gloss, "It's still new, if you like it, I can give it to you."

Yi Bie glanced at it, the outer packaging of the lip gloss was pure black, and putting it together with Lu Jiangjiu's hands made his hands whiter.

Yi Bie: "I don't want it, and I don't have a chance to use it normally."

"Oh." Lu Jiangjiu didn't insist.

Yi Bie: "..." Something is wrong with him, and he would definitely say something to himself in normal times.

The theme of SPS is related to "Flying Bird Collection". This time, the clothing adopts a somewhat retro Taoist robe, and the outer shirt is embroidered with different forms of flowers, leaves, birds, stars, and rivers.All five are different types.

There are stars on Yi Bie's shirt, pure white, with a star map of his constellation designed, surrounded by many tiny star dots.

Lu Jiangjiu's is Asuka, pure black, with white borders sewn on both sides of the trousers, it is a crane.

Two rappers, one black and one white.

Wen Yebai is water blue, embroidered with rivers; Ji Hanxing is cyan, embroidered with flowers and plants; Qiangluo is dark blue, embroidered with fallen leaves.

Five people represent five themes, and the lyrics also correspond to their respective outfits.

Yi Bie didn't expect Seaside to have so many fans. At the end of the performance, there were all kinds of cheers in his ears. The audience in the audience kept shouting their names, and some Sheniu fans shouted Easy with a loudspeaker.

Although it was embarrassing, it tied for first place with Koi in the end.

The overall ranking came out, leaving the top eight groups.

It was already very late when the performance ended, and the program group gave each group one night to consider the next pk team.

When leaving the backstage, Lu Jiangjiu brushed past Koi's Jing Li, Jing Li pretended to bump his shoulder unintentionally, and said softly, "Don't choose us, we'll see you in the final."

The system of the next competition is actually very unfair. In the two-two PK group, the losing side will be eliminated no matter how strong it is. So as long as the opponent is well selected, the average strength group can still enter the final.

The intention of the program group is actually obvious, which is to prevent the strong group from choosing an opponent of comparable strength.

Lu Jiangjiu actually considered confronting Koi, but it would be a pity for either of them to go.

The program team also informed that the men's team and the assistant vocal will no longer change, so he can't take Yi Bie to take risks.

Several people discussed it, and Lu Jiangjiu, as the captain, had to take the lead in expressing his thoughts: "HOM."

"Ah?" Qiang Luo was taken aback, "But Juice is at HOM."

As soon as Qiang Luo finished speaking, he felt that his thoughts were quite naive. On a competitive occasion like the stage, one should not act emotionally.

"HOM also has to choose its own opponent. We need to discuss this situation." Wen Yebai said.

"I'm thinking about it too." Lu Jiangjiu looked at Yi Bie and asked, "Easy, which group do you want to fight against?"

They were discussing just now, Yi Bie kept looking down at the phone, and heard Lu Jiangjiu asking himself, Yi Bie showed them the chat interface of the phone.

It's a chat record with Lu Zixi.

Lu Zixi: I want to choose your group for the next program, but I don’t know the rest of your group very well. Can you help me ask their opinions, don’t choose someone else tomorrow?

Yi Bie: "I'll come back if I can."

Lu Jiangjiu: "Any other opinions?"

Everyone shook their heads, only Qiang Luo objected: "HOM was brought into the top [-] by Yi Bie, so we can't let Yi Bie fight against the combination he managed to save."

Yi Bie frowned, and said: "HOM is actually very strong, they dare to fight with SPS, they must have come prepared."

Lu Jiangjiu also agreed with Yi Bie's statement: "And after these three performances, HOM's strength has improved by leaps and bounds."

Yi Bie sent a message back to Lu Zixi, saying, "During the competition, you can't look at your feelings."

Qiang Luo stared straight at Yi Bie, feeling a chill down his back: "Easy, so you are so ruthless." Although he also thought at the time that he would be easily defeated by his opponent when he thought about his feelings on stage, but when Yi Bie said that, he immediately It looked extremely cold.

Yi Bie: "..."

At noon on the second day, the teammate selection scene was recorded. SPS and HOM discussed in advance, and they both chose each other. Koi chose the stronger team from the remaining teams. In the end, the unselected teams were matched in pairs.

At this point, the recording of this episode of the program is over.

Those who want to stay at the beach can continue to play, and those who want to go back can also go back.

Yi Bie came out to record the program and delayed his class for a week. He had to go back to school quickly. Today is Friday, and he will be in time to go to school tomorrow afternoon.

When Yibie boarded the plane, he looked at the schedule, and there was another entrance exam on Monday.

SPS didn't play at the beach, and flew to the Windy City by plane as soon as the recording was over.

Airline ticket Yibie still doesn't sit with Lu Jiangjiu, next to Lu Jiangjiu is Wen Yebai, fortunately it is Wen Yebai, otherwise it may not be possible to change seats.

Wen Yebai said "hmm" when he received Yi Bie's WeChat, and told Lu Jiangjiu: "Easy said he wanted to change places with me, and I have something to tell you."

Before the plane took off, Yi Bie quickly changed places with Wen Yebai.

For some reason, Yi Bieyi sat down next to Lu Jiangjiu, and the strange feeling that hadn't happened for a week surfaced again.

"Teacher Lu, I think the two of us need to talk." Yi Bie chose an opening line that seemed very attractive.

Lu Jiangjiu looked at him calmly, Yi Bie was inexplicably afraid.

Lu Jiangjiu smiled: "What are you talking about?"

"Did I mess with you somewhere?"

"How did you come to that conclusion?"

"You recently..." Yi Bie was deliberating on how to speak.

"Ok?"

"Aren't you a little indifferent to me recently? If I do something that offends you, you can tell me directly. You don't have to force yourself to act like you are very familiar with me just because there is a camera recording it. If you don’t talk about it all the time, what I do may always make you unhappy.” Yi Bie was a little incoherent.

"You think you did something to upset me?"

"Isn't it?" Yi Bie said, "Didn't everything about me look pleasing to you recently?"

Lu Jiangjiu couldn't laugh or cry: "Why do I dislike you again?"

"During the performance yesterday, didn't you use the lip gloss I used on the back? Don't you dislike me and see my displeasing performance?"

"I'm that..." Lu Jiangjiu stopped talking after half a sentence.

"What is it?"

Lu Jiangjiu looked at Yi Bie who was cautiously afraid of stepping on the thunder, and couldn't bear to tease him: "I'm afraid you think it's strange for two boys to use the same lip gloss."

"What's so strange about this!" Lu Jiangjiu gave him half-used lip gloss last time, and wiped it off with his fingers.

"Okay, it's really not because you're unhappy about what you did." Lu Jiangjiu coaxed him softly.

Lu Jiangjiu's voice made Yibie's ears itch.

Lu Jiangjiu squeezed his fingers: "Then what do you want me to do, so that I don't seem to be angry with you?"

When Lu Jiangjiu touched his fingers, Yi Bu felt his ears turn red.

Yi Bie faltered; "That's... can you not be so serious when you teach me the topic in the future, you used to talk so much, but suddenly you start to be serious, I will not be used to it..."

Lu Jiangjiu was amused, and asked him: "Do you like listening to my gossip?"

"..." Yi Bie corrected, "I just told you not to be too serious."

"You like that I'm not serious." Lu Jiangjiu gave him a meaningful look.

"..." You should be more serious.

The author has something to say:

Come, come, this chapter is equivalent to the content of two chapters, let me make up for my two-day break

That is to say, it’s not because I don’t want to write. Recently, I wrote the story of Lin Sui and Jiang Jingshi before they broke up. I sat in front of the computer for twelve hours yesterday, and I finally finished this [-]-word bushi short story. After finishing writing, it will be published tomorrow without any accidents. A new article will be opened, eight chapters, and will be published in three days.

For the time being, the name is "Don't Play Word Games with Me". You can read it by clicking the column