Being pitted into the men's group debut

Lu Jiangjiu's pupils were very dark, a bit like a starless night, so deep that it couldn't be reached.He hooked the corner of his lips and jokingly said, "Why do you want to sleep with me so much?"

"..." Yi Bie frowned, "Why can you say something so abnormal?"

"Is there?" Lu Jiangjiu raised his eyebrows unseriously, "Then you think it's normal for two men to sleep together?"

"What's abnormal?" Yi Bie stared at him, "Juice and I often sleep together."

Lu Jiangjiu's eyes turned cold, and then he regained his composure: "Do you often go with Juice?"

"Hmm." Yi Bu nodded.

Lu Jiangjiu asked: "Then what about you and Jiang Jingshi?"

"With him? When I was in junior high school, I squeezed through a sofa, which is the one you're sitting on now."

Lu Jiangjiu pulled open the ring of the Coke can with a "click", and white mist filled the air.

Lu Jiangjiu: "Such a small sofa can squeeze two people?"

Yi stopped nodding.

Lu Jiang was silent for a long time.

Lu Jiangjiu didn't want to drink Coke in the first place, and he didn't drink it now, and he didn't want to put it down. He put his finger on the bottom of the can and turned it with his fingertips.The tone was a little aggressive: "Why is he so happy to squeeze a sofa with you? Doesn't he have a home?"

Yi Bie was at a loss: "Why are you asking so many questions?"

Lu Jiangjiu swallowed half a can of Coke in one breath, pursed his lips, and frowned.

Yi Bie said impatiently: "I'm too lazy to be poor with you, I have class tomorrow, will you sleep?"

"Bring me a blanket, I'll sleep on the couch."

"My sofa can't serve 182 big stars, I sleep on the sofa."

"Then we squeeze together?" Lu Jiangjiu asked suddenly.

Yi Bie: "..." This topic can't be passed.

Without saying a word, Yi Bie went back to the room and found a blanket, turned on the air conditioner in the living room, and threw the blanket to him: "You can do it yourself."

After finishing speaking, he closed the door with a "bang".

Lu Jiangjiu had long legs, and the space between the coffee table and the sofa was small. He spread his legs apart, put his elbows on his knees, and grabbed a handful of hair resignedly.

The word "fuck" leaked out from between the teeth.

Did he just go a little too far?

Lu Jiangjiu clicked on Yibie's chat box, wanting to pat him, but he only clicked once but didn't dare to click again.

He clicked into Yi Bie's personal information interface, and the next second, he accidentally entered Yi Bie's circle of friends.Yibie's circle of friends is only visible for three days, and has not updated any dynamics recently.

"Hiss..." For a moment, I didn't know where to start.

It's all because of Lin Sui's sexual orientation, otherwise he wouldn't have...

The blanket Yibie gave had a faint scent of milk, perhaps the smell of washing powder.Lu Jiangjiu turned off the light in the living room, and lay down on the sofa with his legs bent, with the blanket draped casually.

Recently, he has been busy with matters related to releasing songs, and he hasn't checked Weibo for a long time.

Lu Jiangjiu cuts to the trumpet, and clicks into the cp super chapter of reunion after a long absence.

"Woooooo Easy is really too strong, try to turn the tide and put SPS on the top of the third place, Easy's No.1 is true"

“[Picture] Reunion in a dessert shop after a long absence, I can really kswl”

"Ah ah, when Easy left, Lu Jiangjiu said it was really nice to go out and find him, Su, Su, Su"

"Looking forward to the new romantic trip to the seaside after a long absence"

"Expect +1"

"yysy Lu Jiangjiu's character I still recognize, that is, every road fan's brain is as if it has been bombed by a cannon."

"The brains of road fans have not only been bombed by cannons, but the water of the Pacific Ocean has flowed through their brains once."

"To tell the truth, Lu Jiangjiu is also very good at fighting. He is really good to Yi Bie. There are so many people in the group, he will teach Easy to dance by hand."

"I'm dying of laughter, can they dance SPS's own dance? Brother Jiu just taught Easy because he fulfilled his duties as the captain. Cpf, don't take advantage of our Brother Jiu's popularity, OK?"

OK what a ghost, the Lu family is unlucky to have fans like you.

When Lu Jiangjiu saw dw, he completely lost interest in continuing to use super chat.He cut into Yibie's chat box from the background, and there was no movement for a long time.

Forget it.

Let's talk tomorrow.

After more than a month of school, Yibie's biological clock had already been adjusted. He woke up on time at 05:30, took care of himself in 5 minutes, and opened the door.

Lu Jiangjiu also woke up early, and Yi Bie saw the back of his head as soon as he went out.Lu Jiangjiu turned his head when he heard the movement, and the two looked at each other for a long time.

Lu Jiangjiu: "Are you awake? Shall I take you to school?"

"Yeah." Yi Bie mentioned the sofa that Lu Jiangjiu put on the tea table, and gave a big hand.

"what happened?"

Yi Bie's face was ashen: "I didn't write my homework."

Lu Jiangjiu: "What time are you going to school?"

"It's 06:30 to enter the class."

"How much is left? What will happen if you don't finish writing?" Lu Jiangjiu asked again.

Yi Bie unzipped the schoolbag to check it, and said, "Half a math paper, if you don't write it, you will be fined to stand."

"Give me the test paper and the pen." Lu Jiangjiu stretched out his hand, "Half a simulation paper for the college entrance examination, right? You can finish it in three to 10 minutes."

As Lu Jiangjiu said, he took the test paper and pen naturally: "You go downstairs to buy breakfast first, and I will write it for you. When you get to school, you will deal with it first, and then read the analysis later. I will write it in 10 minutes. You send it to school."

"Actually... I can write in your car in three to ten minutes." Yi Bie stood still.

"Listen to me, go buy breakfast." Lu Jiangjiu had already started writing.

Lu Jiangjiu apologized to him in disguise for what he said last night?

Yi Bie turned around and went to open the door, halfway back, he said, "If I'm late, you'll be finished."

Lu Jiangjiu gave a low laugh and wrote an option in the brackets. Within ten seconds, he saw the answer to the next question.

Grass.That's who the math contest recommends.

Yi Bie bought three custard buns and soy milk at the breakfast shop. He didn’t say whether the steamed dumplings he bought for Lu Jiangjiu were good or not. What, but when he thinks he's helping himself, don't bother him.

"Auntie, here are three tofu buns and a cup of soy milk."

It took Yi Bie nearly 10 minutes to go back and forth to buy breakfast, and when he got home, Lu Jiangjiu's test paper had already turned the page.

Yi Bie: "Didn't you just write half of it?"

"Ah, it's okay, it feels a little better." Lu Jiangjiu solved the answer of three-dimensional geometry, "Okay, you can write the rest yourself."

"Yellow bun or tofu bun, which one do you eat?"

"Tofu buns?"

Yi Bie: "..." Why does it feel like this person is going to be serious again.

Unexpectedly, Lu Jiangjiu just let out a "huh", nodded, and said, "Give me the custard bun."

Lu Jiangjiu stuffed the test paper and pen into the Yibie schoolbag, lifted his schoolbag, and said, "Let's go, you can eat in the car."

It was only [-]:[-] when Yi Bie arrived in class. He took out the math test paper that Lu Jiangjiu had written for him. Except for circling a few key words, the whole paper had not been drafted. Fill in the blanks with formulas.Lu Jiangjiu's handwriting is similar to his, except that the strokes are sharper than his, so it can't be seen that it was written by a ghost.

Lu Jiangjiu used three methods to solve a trigonometric function like a peacock.

He has never seen the third method before, and it can be regarded as a method of instant killing.Before handing in the test paper, Yi Bie took a photo and sent it to Lu Jiangjiu.

Easy: [image]

Easy: How did this instant kill formula come about?

Lu Jiangjiu: Want to know?come to teach you in the afternoon

Easy: oh

Lu Jiang, who is in class at R University School of Medicine, sat in the last row of the classroom for a long time, with his mobile phone spread out on the table, and there were pictures of the three big questions at the end of the test paper he took in the morning.

There is a draft paper under the phone, on which are three types of sequence analysis, two types of analytic geometry analysis, and the third small question on derivatives that has not yet been written.

Each type of analysis does not exceed fifteen lines, concise and clear at a glance.Lu Jiangjiu turned his pen, and thought of a derivative solution, and filled in the formula calmly.

First Middle School aired it at 03:30 pm on Friday. Yibie was going to leave with the program crew for the next program recording site on Sunday. He had already taken a week's leave this afternoon in advance.

Lu Jiangjiu: I'm at the school gate

Easy: You don't go to class anymore?

Lu Jiangjiu: no class on Friday afternoon

After Yi Bie got in the car, Lu Jiangjiu handed him a piece of A4 paper folded into the size of a palm, and Lu Jiangjiu asked, "Have you written the questions at the back of the test paper this morning?"

"I wrote it. I have a limited time practice at noon." Yi Bie took it, "What is this?"

"Look at it."

Looking at the dense but well-organized analysis on the unfolded A4 paper, Yi Bie: "..."

He is pretending to be b.

"The derivation of the trigonometric spike formula that I asked in the morning, I will explain it to you when I return to the dormitory." Lu Jiangjiu said, "If there is anything you don't understand, I can explain it to you one by one."

"I'm sorry for writing so clearly that I can't read it." Lu Jiangjiu is not a very nice person, but Yi Bie is still very satisfied with the content on the paper.

Lu Jiangjiu: "It's been a long time since I wrote a high school math problem, and I could have written a few more."

"..." I am a little bit dissatisfied now, what do you think should I do?

Yi Bie's cell phone rang, and he clicked on it. It was a cartoon head portrait sent by Qiang Luo, it seemed... was it him?

Qiang Luo turned him into a little lion, which is a bit...cute to be honest.

Qiang Luo: Look, do I look like a picture?

Qiang Luo's profile picture is also his own cartoon.

Qiang Luo: "Quickly change, Brother Yebai, Ji Hanxing, and Juice are all changed!"

Qiang Luo just got his new digital tablet a few days ago, and spent the past two days at home drawing every day, drawing a cartoon head portrait for everyone.

Easy: Did you change your captain?

Qiang Luo: "He refuses to change. I have been begging him for a long time. Why don't you tell me that our SPS must have a group soul!"

Yi Bie played Qiang Luo's voice, and Lu Jiangjiu sneered after listening.

Yi Bie asked curiously, "What did Qiang Luo draw for you?"

"..." Lu Jiangjiu operated the steering wheel with one hand, freed his hand to hold the phone, and handed it to him after fingerprint unlocking, "Qiang Luo's WeChat, you can read it yourself."

When Yi Bie took the phone, he accidentally rubbed Lu Jiangjiu's fingertips, and Lu Jiangjiu's fingertips were cold.

Lu Jiangjiu's mobile phone interface is very clean, all the icons are classified in the toolbar, and the wallpaper is a blue-green watercolor painting.

"WeChat is in the toolbar at the bottom right corner of the second page." Lu Jiangjiu reminded.

"Oh."

Lu Jiangjiu chatted with Qiang Luo almost all of which were sent by Qiang Luo. Lu Jiangjiu replied with an ellipsis or "no change" every seven or eight messages. Qiang Luo encouraged him to say at least seventy or eighty messages. It took me a long time to find that picture.

Qiang Luo accurately grasped all the details, and added fox ears and tail to Lu Jiangjiu.

Yi Bie: "..."

Fuck.It really looks real!!!

Yi Bie: "I think the painting looks pretty similar, why don't you change it."

Lu Jiangjiu's expression on eating bad food.

Yi Bie: "How cute, let's change it up."

Yi Bie: "Look at this fox tail, it looks like rua when it's fluffy."

Yi Bie: "Change it, change it, look how much it looks like you, the fox ears are really the finishing touch."

Lu Jiangjiu: "...don't make noise, just drive."

Yi Bie: "Teacher Lu..."

"……"Grass.

Lu Jiangjiu gave a reluctant "hmm".

Yi Bie tentatively said, "Then I changed it for you?"

"..." Lu Jiangjiu, "You have to change too."

"It is SPS that needs a group soul, and I am not a member of SPS."

"Neither is Juice, he's changed too."

"Juice is Qiang Luo's group of relatives and friends."

"You're mine too."

"..." Why does it feel like Lu Jiangjiu's words mean more than that.

"Change it." Yi Bie first clicked on the personal information of Kailu Jiangjiu to replace him, and accidentally caught a glimpse of his pat.

When he changed it for himself, he also paid attention to his own patting.

His own pat is - say daddy I was wrong

And the one who will go a long way - said: "You are my father."

So if he patted Lu Jiangjiu now, he would say: I patted "Lu Jiangjiu" and said, "You are my father."

Yi Bie: "..."

This kind of cheap is all accounted for?

The author has something to say:

He showed you his phone, why don't you have a snack?