The prince's medicine attracts the foolish concubine

[[-]. An off-line couple]

Hello everyone, my name is Feng Nanxi, and my nickname is... Forget it, I won't tell everyone about that childish nickname, let alone mention it.

The situation in my family is different from that of ordinary families, because other families have a father and a mother, but I have two fathers.

My father is Ke Yunchu, the former princess of Feng Sui.It is said that when he was born, his head was stuck, so his brain was not working well, which is what everyone commonly calls a fool.But despite being a fool, Papa was the best looking man in the world.

Father said, I was conceived in October and came out of his belly.

I don't believe this, although I do look like a combination of my two dads, but I prefer to believe it's a coincidence.

When I finally couldn't bear it and told Dad with earnestness and sincerity that men can't give birth to children, he actually looked at me with tears in his eyes, as if I had bullied him.

And the wife-loving maniac went online in time, and said to me: "You were really born by your father, if you make your father cry, you won't have dinner tonight."

I took a look at my father who was heartbroken because of my denial, and finally pretended to believe his words because he was not in a good mind. Sure enough, he became happy again, and continued to tell me with joy How was I born.

And the doting wife madman looked at him with a tired smile on his lips, echoing from time to time: "My wife is amazing."

I:"......"

Look, anyone who has a partner will become stupid, even if it is a man with a literary and martial arts strategy, he defeated the enemy country for the first time at the age of 16, and unified the whole country when he went out again.

This is my other father, Feng Jialan, the former prince of Feng Sui.As I said above, he is an extremely powerful man, but such a man turned out to be a madman who spoils his wife.

He took my name from the line "The south wind knows what I want, and blows my dream to Xizhou" in a Yuefu folk song.

Obviously, this "meaning" cannot be his "meaning" to his son, but to his daughter-in-law, that is, my father, so I am just a tool person used by him to express his love to my father .

I once complained to him why it was not called "Yizhou" or "Nanzhou". He told me lightly: "Few strokes, simple and easy to write, what are you dissatisfied with?"

I understand, probably because he thought that I might inherit my father's brain, so he chose characters with few strokes for me, fearing that I wouldn't even be able to write my own name.

I gritted my teeth, "But Tiezhu and Chunhua next door call me Southwest Feng now!"

Although I disdain to play with those two idiots, they always cling to me and it annoys me.

Dad smiled silly and sweetly: "Southwest Wind, what a cute name!"

I:"......"

What evil did I do to have such a couple?

I don't know if these two were full and wanted to experience life, and it was wrong to leave the good prince and princess, so they left the palace and came to a small mountain village to become a villager.

Hey... Actually, I really want to continue to be my grandson.

There is also a dog named Dahuang in my family, whose mother is Laohuang.

Old Huang died of old age two years ago, but he never thought that he would leave a litter of illegitimate children with other feral dogs before his death.

Rhubarb's other three brothers were sent to other people's homes, leaving only Rhubarb in our home.

The person in charge said that rhubarb was the most reliable existence in our family when I had an accident.

These are the family members of my family, a couple who are off-line, a loyal yellow soil dog, and a smart and steady son.

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【[-]. Great cause of farming】

Thanks to this off-line couple, their son has evolved from precocious to precocious.

Since I was very young, I have been used to falling asleep next to Dad the night before, but waking up in a different place the next day, waking up alone in another empty room, and having a carnival I'm sorry for going to the wrong set.

A person wakes up in another empty room, then gets up by himself, brushes his teeth, washes his face and basks in the sun.

Occasionally I'd be woken up while being picked up by my dad and thrown into the next room, and I'd hear this conversation.

"Um... don't... Duanzi will be woken up..."

"It's okay, I've already thrown... carried him to another room."

"Huh?? When?"

"Just now. So, we can begin..."

......

The above omits a string of um, ah, ah.

I:"......"

It's okay, this bamboo house is not soundproof at all, okay? !

When I was young, I was forced to accompany the peach trees in the courtyard to thrive in such a harsh environment.

Since I have to be carried to the next room almost every night, I decided to be sensible, move to the next room by myself, and go to deep sleep as soon as possible to prevent being woken up by sounds that are not suitable for children.

Dad sees that I don't sleep with him anymore, he is heartbroken again: "Tuanzi doesn't love Dad anymore...Tuanzi is only three years old and he doesn't want to sleep with Dad anymore..."

I stared at the "little strawberry" on his neck, and said calmly: "I will not hinder Dad's great cause of farming."

Then I felt Dad's appreciative gaze cast on me.

I'm such a little wit.

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[[-]. Too much dog food]

It was only later that I found out that Father was not lying. It turned out that I was really born by him.

Because when I was eight years old, my father was pregnant.

During that time, my father, who had always had a strong appetite, suddenly lost his appetite and vomited at every turn. He wanted to eat sour food. The symptoms were indeed similar to those when Auntie Niu was pregnant.

But I still firmly believe that he just had a bad stomach. After all, how can a man get pregnant?

But as time passed, Dad's belly actually got bigger, which directly shattered my three views.

Now the spoiled wife madman even worshiped Father as if he was a Bodhisattva.

Father casually said that he wanted to eat something sour, and his father directly picked the sour fruit from the whole village.

Dad just went to the courtyard to water the peach tree by himself, and he was furious: "Why are you making such a fuss again!?"

Dad was frightened by him, and flinched: "I...I just want to take a walk."

His father sighed, lowered his voice, and patted his head: "If you want to take a walk, you must have me by your side. You walk here alone, what if you fall down? "

Obviously, I have been sitting under the peach blossom tree basking in the sun from the beginning to the end: "..."

So... am I not human?

The rhubarb next to him hiccupped, and I rubbed his belly. Poor boy, he must be full of dog food.

Dad has been taking care of Dad, that kind of cautious attitude is like treating rare treasures, or fragile rare treasures.

But I would occasionally see a faint shadow passing by in his eyes, but at that time I didn't know what it was for.

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【Fourth, I'm no longer a baby】

I recovered from the shock that I was really my father's birth, and immediately realized that my status was about to be lost, and I was no longer the only baby in the family.

I remembered that my father once asked me if I wanted to be an older brother.

I don't want anyone to take away my petite love, so I imitated my father and smiled charmingly, saying, I want to be a younger brother.

At that time, Dad clearly promised well, but in the end he betrayed himself.

And this person who betrayed him actually asked himself with a smile: "Tuanzi, do you want a younger brother or a younger sister?"

Thinking that in the future, I might have to poop and pee for that little kid, feed him and bathe him...

In a word, I really want to be a younger brother.

So I was a little angry and didn't want to talk to this dishonest person.

Dad rubbed his stomach, looked at me a little helplessly, "Tuanzi...you, what's wrong with you?"

I glanced at him coolly and didn't speak, hoping that he would be a little self-aware.

Dad murmured: "Tuanzi..."

Dad's soft and waxy appearance makes people want to bully him, and I couldn't help but get angry at him for the first time: "Don't call me such a silly name, just save it for the little kid in your belly."

Father said in disbelief, "Stupid name?"

Oh, by the way, this seems to be the first time I have publicly protested against this silly name.

Seeing Father's sad look, I continued to hurt him and said, "Yes, this silly name is just as silly as you!"

Dad was dumbfounded, he stared at me blankly, his almond-like round eyes were covered with mist, it seemed that he was really hurt by my words.

I pursed my lips, but I couldn't say a word of apology. After all, he was the one who failed to do a good job in family planning.

Dad sniffled: "Tuanzi, do you think Dad is stupid..."

I turned my head away from looking at him, "Yes, you are..."

A slap landed on my face with a crisp sound and great force, which made me feel a burning pain on my face. This was the first time I was slapped.

I turned my face blankly and looked at the person who hit me.

My father's face was also as cold as ice, "Why did you talk to your father? It seems that I have indeed neglected you."