The master of metaphysics is dressed as a scumbag and the queen is HE

The project team did not embarrass the guests, and the breakfast was placed in the center of the island. There were milk, soy milk, steamed buns, fried dough sticks, steamed buns, corn, eggs, etc. on a big table. The amount of the individual will not cause waste.

Dao Yan and Ye Lin arrived almost at the same time, neither of them are the masters of sleeping in.

Ye Lin's eyes widened and he looked behind Daoyan with a melon-eating expression. Is this done?Actually brought it here?

Dao Yan gave her a blank look, Song Lu also got up early habitually, and they came over to have breakfast together after washing up.

That's it, alas, I thought it was a hand, Ye Lin shook his head regretfully.She took breakfast for two to take back, leaving Dao Yan and Song Lu to eat breakfast quietly.

Although they were sleeping in separate tents, Gu Li woke up as soon as Ye Lin left. She listened to the sound of birdsong and sea waves for a while, and then stretched her waist and slowly opened her eyes after getting up.

The camera outside the tent has already been set up, and the big brother of the camera has prepared himself mentally. After all, it is daytime, and they dare not mess around.

Gu Li came out of the tent fully dressed with a professional smile, greeted the netizens on the opposite side of the camera, and then went to the designated place to wash up.After washing up, Ye Lin also brought back breakfast.

Ye Lin pulled out a blanket from the tent and spread it between the two tents, and put the breakfast on it, which seemed like a picnic.

The two sat on the blanket, facing the sea, the blue sea and blue sky were eye-catching and comfortable. Gu Li picked up a small steamed bun and took a bite. After eating the greasy stuff in her mouth, she frowned, and the bun in her hand was replaced by Ye Lin. up corn.

"Eat this, this is not oily."

【Wow!Does it have to be this sweet in the morning? 】

[Double L satisfies my sugar content throughout the day, and single dogs need a glass of bitter melon water to balance it out. 】

【My God, what brand of caring girlfriend is this?Who said Ye Linzha? !You call this scum? 】

Gu Li's mouth was sticky, but the food of the program group was just like that. She just disliked it for a while, since she bit it, she would eat it, but Ye Lin found out that she replaced it with corn, which made her feel sweet.The tasteless milk in the back also drank with relish.

Ye Lin wiped her mouth, put together the used lunch boxes, and said gossipingly, "Guess who I saw this morning?"

Don't think about it, the only one who can make Ye Lin gossip like this is Dao Yan, "Dao Yan?"

"Not only her, but also Song Lu. They went to have breakfast together!" Ye Lin seemed to have glimpsed a big secret. "Besides, Song Lu looks special, um...different?" Ye Lin couldn't tell the feeling, she always felt different from her in the crew.

"You're quite meticulous in your observations." Gu Li's words were full of jealousy. Song Lu belonged to the kind of woman who showed charm in every gesture. Needless to say, she was the only one who would be accidentally teased sometimes. .Ye Lin dared to observe.

The silly Ye Lin also explained, "It's not observation, it's feeling. Dao Yan's virtue is too rigid, I'm afraid she won't be able to catch up with Song Lu, and she will miss it again in this life." They miss each other!

Gu Li rolled his eyes inwardly, this is really stupid!Holding the blanket with her hands, she leaned over, pinched Ye Lin's chin with the other hand and pecked her lips hard, the vinegar smell was obvious.

No matter how stupid Ye Lin is, she has understood the smell, "Are you jealous?"

I won't say it, you can figure it out for yourself.The proud Gu Li frowned and sat back without looking at her. She got up and went for a walk on the beach.

Ye Lin hurriedly packed up the things and threw them into the trash can, found a paper towel to wipe off her hands, caught up and grabbed Gu Li's little hand, "I won't talk about others when I eat from now on." She glanced at Gu Li's face, "Walk in I don’t look at other people on the road, they are not as good-looking as you.” Seeing Gu Li’s face with a smile, she continued, “You are the prettiest! The most beautiful sister in the world~”

"Okay, you." Who doesn't know that Ye Lin's looks are the most resistant in the entertainment industry?Ye Lin is coaxing her.This time, Gu Li smiled, and Ye Lin leaned over and rubbed her face like a big dog.

After eating and eating, the task of the program team was also delivered.

"Guests are invited to gather in the square to participate in the local sacrificial festival."

[I've heard that there seems to be a habit of offering sacrifices to gods here. 】

[Is there really a god in this world? 】

【Big Shen is still procrastinating there, hurry up. 】

[Song Lu's group is so fast!The way Sister Daoyan puts her hands behind her back makes me feel like the light of Buddha is shining everywhere? ! 】

[If there is such a beautiful Buddha, I would like to become a monk. 】

The breakfast place was very close to the square. Dao Yan raised his eyelids and glanced at the black air rising towards the square. It was this thing that cut off their spiritual consciousness yesterday.She wants to see what kind of evil it is.

There is only one village on this small island, with about a dozen families. There are schools, banks, and supermarkets on the island... Although the sparrow is small and complete, the islanders make a living by selling snake venom. They also grow some vegetables and food on the island. Self-sufficient, it can be said that life is quite comfortable.And all this thanks to their island god: the spirit snake.

The central square was built in the very center of the island. It is a square with an area large enough to accommodate a hundred people. There are stepped seats around the square, and there is a tall snake-shaped sculpture in the middle. Judging from the flat head and figure, it is very poisonous—— cobra.There is a tall altar in front of the statue.

The villagers put their whole family's efforts to carry the offerings of fruits, incense candles, wine...and put them on the offering table.

Dao Yan and Song Lu stood on the last row of steps in the square, and she looked at the statue with a complicated expression.Song Lu looked at it for a while and found it boring, so he brushed the non-existent dust on the steps and sat down, and reached out to touch the back of Dao Yan's hand, "Sit down and wait."

Dao Yan was too outstanding, someone had already noticed her, she was about to see who it was, but was interrupted by Song Lu, and she looked back but couldn't find anyone.

Ye Lin and Gu Li walked to the entrance of the square hand in hand, and just ran into Ming Fan Shuang who was running towards him. The little girl's left eyelid was a little swollen, and she ran over to talk to Gu Li blah blah blah.

"Gu Yinghou, the mosquitoes on this island are so vicious. You see, I was bitten badly! Even after taking medicine." Ming Fanshuang showed her her eyelids swollen from mosquito bites, looking pitiful of.

"It's really serious. I'll find some ointment for you later. That ointment is very useful. Last time when Ye Lin was bitten and rubbed on it, the swelling went down." Gu Li felt something was wrong after speaking. The talisman Ye Lin gave her Can repel mosquitoes, snakes and ants, will she let herself be bitten by mosquitoes?

No wonder the last time I was in Xiaowang Village, I thought the row of mosquito bags was weird, it was so neat as if it was done on purpose.This guy, let's see how to deal with her later!

Ye Lin, who didn't know that he had overturned the car, looked at Gu Li who was staring at her, and smiled, feeling a chill down his back, what's going on?

After all, Ming Fan Shuang was his fan, and Gu Yinghou always loved her fans, so she asked Ye Lin to give her and Shen Biejun two mosquito repellent formulas that lasted for three days.

As soon as they entered the square, a few young girls and boys ran over, holding carbon pens in their hands, and asked Gu Yinghou and Ming Fanshuang, who was from a girl group, to sign for them.Among the guests, Gu Li is the most popular. Ming Fan Shuang has released many songs that are loved by young people since his debut.

There were also two girls who asked Song Lu for their autographs. Dao Yan stared at them as seriously as the dean, and the two girls left as if they were running away after signing.

"Why are you so fierce?" Song Lu was puzzled, it's normal for fans to ask for autographs.Isn't Daoyan from the circle?

Dao Yan turned his head and looked away, pretending not to hear.

This person is real, Song Lu ignored her, looked at Gu Li and Ye Lin, she is still a fan of Double L, it's important to eat melons.

【I feel that Daoyan is jealous~】

[Having such an enchanting girlfriend, the Buddha would be jealous. 】

"Gu Yinghou, I like you so much. I've seen all your movies. Can I give you a hug?" The girl's eyes are big, her eyelashes are very long, she is thin and looks like an Omega, and she smiles very It looks innocent, but if you look carefully, you will find a hint of madness hidden in the innocent eyes.

Ever since she heard that Gu Li was coming, the girl had been looking forward to seeing her. Gu Li was indeed a kind and amiable older sister as she had imagined. Such a sister should belong to her, not that scumbag Ye Lin.

Sister hug me, I am soft and cute a hundred times stronger than Ye Lin, you will definitely like it!Hurry up, sister!

"I'm sorry, she has a girlfriend now, so she can't hug anyone else." Ye Lin circled Gu Li, smiled at the girl and swore sovereignty.

Gu Li hugged Ye Lin back affectionately, smiled and said to the girl: "I can't hug, I can only sign for you. Thank you for liking me."

"Really? I thought it was a show, but it turns out that you are real! Then bless you! Gu Yinghou, you must be happy~" The girl smiled brightly, and sent her blessings seriously, before she turned and left In an instant, his face collapsed, and the eyes that had been smiling were quenched with venom.

When the girl walked away, Gu Li came out of Ye Lin's arms and asked, "Why are you suddenly jealous?"

Ye Lin suddenly became serious, "Stay away from her, I think something is wrong with her."

Gu Li didn't see anything about that girl, she was just an ordinary girl.Maybe it's because things have been going wrong recently, Ye Lin is a bit of a veterinarian, she comforted: "Don't worry, I have also started to practice, nothing will happen, and you are by my side, aren't you?"

"I will protect you." Ye Lin looked at the girl.Gu Li squeezed her palm to make her not be so nervous, this time to record the show as a vacation.

【Did Ye Lin get jealous just now? 】

[Only Shen Da, who is a fool in the whole crew, won't be jealous. 】

[Because they are brother and sister CP! 】

[Gu Yinghou brought her own A to sprinkle sugar, right?Kissing and hugging are not shy at all.Xiu Enai is careful to die quickly! 】

[Upstairs, accumulate some morals! ] The words upstairs were besieged by many fans.

The girl ran back to the very center of the square, where a hale and grey-haired old lady stood, and the old lady called out to her, "Ji Shuang, why did you go? Hurry up and prepare for the sacrifice!"

The girl nodded and quickly put down the things in her hands, and followed the old man towards the altar.

At the same time, the program group conducted a science popularization for the guests.

The director raised the loudspeaker, "Guests, please look this way," he pointed to the snake statue in the middle of the square, "The reason why Baichong Island is called Baichong Island is because the island is rich in poisonous snakes. It sounds scary, but The islanders took advantage of this unique resource to start selling snake venom to research institutes, and researchers extracted antivenom from snake venom, making a significant contribution to the medical cause.”

[The locals take snake poison and sell it?horrible! 】

[The program team won't let guests take snake venom, right? 】

[It can't be so inhumane, that's the work of professionals. 】

[I feel chills down my spine, so I'll turn off a video and bask in the sun first. 】

"What we are seeing now is the annual spirit snake sacrifice ceremony on Baichong Island." The director continued, "This sacrifice will last for more than ten days, and the islanders want to thank the spirit snake for bringing them a happy life. "

At the beginning of the ceremony, the white-haired old lady stood on the altar, holding a white silk that symbolized the snake, embroidered with strange totems on the white silk, and muttered: "The blessing of the spirit snake is all over the island, pray for good weather! Pray for the growth of all insects! Pray for the island People's health!"

Playing tricks, Ye Lin spread out his spiritual consciousness and surrounded the statue of the spirit snake.

The islanders standing around put their hands together, closed their eyes and prayed earnestly.Even some believers in the program group were emotionally infected and began to pray.

Ji Shuang, the girl who asked Gu Li for an autograph just now, was standing next to the old lady, holding a torch in her hand.After the old lady finished praying, she used a torch to light the porcelain basin containing the wine placed in the center of the altar, and a bright blue flame was burned on the porcelain basin, and the old lady hung a white silk on the flame to burn.

Suddenly, the blue flame in the well-burned porcelain pot went out, and the half-burned white silk broke off, and the old lady exclaimed: "Ah! The spirit snake is to blame!!!"

"The spirit snake is to blame!"

"Is the spirit snake to blame?"

"Just say that outsiders shouldn't be allowed to set foot on the island. Then something happened again, just like last time."

"Don't blame the spirit snake! Don't blame the spirit snake!" The islanders knelt down and kowtowed one after another, and some of them cast venomous glances at the camera crew.

The director gave a shock, and they gave the money.Isn't it good?Why did it become their fault when the fire went out?

[Is the love complex becoming closer to science?Nagging. 】

[What does it have to do with the guests if your fire goes out? 】

[Ignorant human beings, you are finished! 】

[The islanders won't hurt my goose girl, will they? 】

[I see that the eyes of the villagers seem to want to eat people? 】

【Ye Lin quickly take the little carp and run away!I see someone clenched their fists! 】

Ji lit the torch in both hands three times but failed to ignite the wine in the porcelain basin. She looked towards Gu Li in amazement.The direction was obvious, and the islanders also looked at them, as if their arrival had angered the spirit snake.

"Help! Help me!" A weak voice was captured by Ye Lin's spiritual consciousness, and also by Dao Yan.

This statue is really interesting, Ye Lin twitched the corner of his mouth, it seems that Xiong Chou is right, the water on this island is quite deep.

It turned out that after learning that the two consultants were going to Baichong Island to participate in the recording of the program, Xiong Chou took out a dossier, which contained some records about Baichong Island.People on this island are very superstitious about spirit snakes, especially after a bureau-level cadre retired and returned to the island 30 years ago, he helped the islanders open up channels for selling snake venom, and the islanders worshiped spirit snakes even more.

Ten years ago, they also renovated the Temple of the Spirit Snake, built a statue of the Spirit Snake on the original foundation, and held a large-scale sacrificial activity every year. Strange to say, since then, the life of the islanders has become better and better.

But propagating feudal superstitions is not a good thing. In order to find out the truth of the matter, Xiong Chou sent a subordinate to the island to investigate. As a result, he was bitten by a poisonous snake and had his calf amputated, almost killing him.He also came once, and found nothing abnormal after the investigation. Due to work needs, he could not stay on the island for a long time, so he had to return.This time the consultant has the opportunity to go to the island, so he can take this opportunity to investigate and find out whether the islanders worship a god of psychological comfort or a real snake?

There is no spirit snake, but a demon!

Dao Yan wanted to put his palms together, intending to destroy the statue, but was suppressed by Ye Lin.

In her previous life, she wandered among the people and encountered many villages like Baichong Island. People worshiped some unknown powers due to ignorance or being deceived. When outsiders entered, people would use their divine power to point to outsiders for various purposes .Ye Lin has suffered from this before, so he naturally knows how to crack it.

"It's you who came here and set up those cameras to shoot around and angered Lord Spirit Snake! It doesn't want our offering now!" The old lady suddenly roared.

"Huh?" The director was taken aback, this is a scam! "That's not what you said when we talked about the contract! You said the money is in place, and the islanders will take care of it!"

As soon as the director said this, all the islanders looked at the old lady, and they began to whisper, "It can't be the village chief!" "It's these outsiders who broke the rules! They disturbed Lord Spirit Snake!"

"Catch them and sacrifice to the spirit snake!" Ji Shuang suddenly pointed at Gu Li.

The islanders rushed over like warriors whose fighting spirit had been ignited. The program team had never seen this scene before. It looked like they were going to catch them and eat them alive as sacrifices!

Ye Lin blocked Gu Li behind him, looked at everyone with unusually cold eyes, and shouted, "Ignorant fools!" The voice was thick and resounded through the sky. Everyone saw Ye Lin speaking, but the voice did come from all directions!

The islanders who were aggressive just now stopped and looked towards Ye Lin.

"I'm the spiritual boy sent by your Lord Spirit Snake!" Ye Lin looked down at everyone as if looking down on all living beings.

You are hundreds of years old, so you have the nerve to say that you are a Reiki boy?Dao Yan poked her.

No way, you look young, or what do you say?

Dao Yan suffers from not being able to speak, she rolled her eyes.

Several cameras were facing Ye Lin. Originally, they were facing the islanders. If the other party attacked them, the live broadcast could be used as evidence to protect themselves.Now, Ye Lin became the person on the other side of the spirit snake, and they instantly became alert.When did you defect?

Netizens were also shocked!

[I wipe!is this real?Ye Lin engaged in metaphysics? 】

[I've always thought that scumbag A is just a nurse, and Ye Lin definitely has several identities. 】

[Impossible, have you been caught by a spirit snake?Can the little carp take it that night? 】

[Upstairs, I suspect you are driving, but I have no evidence. 】

[Love has become metaphysics~ interesting~]

[So, the sea of ​​flowers on the sea last night was real, right?Ye Lin is from a great god? 】

Gu Li poked her palm from behind.Ye Lin grabbed the troublesome fingertips and squeezed: Don't worry, I have everything!

"Impossible! Master Spirit Snake has never seen her before, she is an actress, don't be fooled by her!" Ji Shuang shouted.

"Yes, you liar! Get her!"

"Catch her and sacrifice to Lord Spirit Snake!"

Ye Lin pointed at a strong man rushing to the front, "Ding Dayong, last night you drank too much and called your first love's name, and your wife scratched you, and the wound was on your chest."

The strong man was taken aback. This matter was very private. He didn't tell anyone when he woke up in the morning. How did this outsider know?

She pointed to another short person, "Zhang Xiaoshan, you made soup through the chicken from Aunt Wang's house next door, and the chicken bones were buried by the latrine in the backyard."

Hearing this, the muscular elderly woman next to her grabbed Zhang Xiaoshan and cursed, "So you stole it? I kept that chicken for my daughter-in-law's body. You will pay a thousand dollars!"

"I didn't, she lied!" Zhang Xiaoshan struggled, thinking how did she know?

"Wang Dayou..."

Ye Lin uttered a lot of secrets about the people of the peninsula in one breath, and the air was about to freeze in an instant!

"These are all told to me by your Master Spirit Snake, who asked me to protect you!" Ye Lin smiled, his eyes were cold.

"She's talking nonsense! Don't believe her, she will definitely be able to spell magic!" Ji Shuang shouted from behind with her head lowered.

"If I know how to demonize and deceive people, why didn't Master Spirit Snake sanction me?" Ye Lin curled his lips, "Could it be that your spirit snake is fake?"

"How could Master Spirit Snake be a fake?" The islanders couldn't believe it.

"The spirit snake is absolutely not fake, it has blessed us for so many generations."

"Yes, the spirit snake is not fake, then she is real."

What a pity for a group of people who have been PUAed by self-belief.

The old lady and Ji Shuang couldn't produce evidence to prove that Ye Lin was a liar, so they could only admit that she was really a spiritual boy.

"Master Spirit Snake has been thinking about you all the time, it has recently gone to retreat, let me come over to help you solve the problem." Ye Lin patted his chest and said from the bottom of his heart.The level of sincerity has reached five stars, which has already bluffed more than half of the islanders.

"Can you really help us?" one islander asked.

"Of course!" Ye Lin returned with a straight face.

"I, I encountered a very strange thing."

"Me too!" When someone started, other islanders also came to ask for help.Because things were so bizarre, they really hoped that this boy from heaven could help them.

The program team is a bit confused, aren't they from Lian Zong?Why is it getting more and more wrong?

The director wanted to take the guests away, but they were surrounded by the islanders. Just as he was about to ask Gu Li for help, he heard Ye Lin say, "Leave your problems to my senior sister. Please, big spirit boy!"

The author says:

Daoyan: I believe in Buddhism, so I cannot kill!

Ye Lin: It’s okay, you may not be able to beat me~

感谢在2022-07-2607:42:54~2022-07-2622:07:56期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 1 in June;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: there are 30 bottles of Taotie on the south branch; 1 bottle of Tusken and Hao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!