Reality is bullshit
Chapter 25 I Like Women
Meng Xiaojia felt that the man wearing black clothes and black sunglasses in the middle of the night was not pretending to be cool, but Shen Jingbing!
Nima actually asked her to read Chen Yuanyue's name repeatedly, so after Meng Xiaojia bargained, she only read it a hundred times.Damn, that's enough to frustrate her rough nerves, okay?
Meng Xiaojia went home staring at the two dark circles under her eyes.
From her point of view, Duan Hongchen's home is her home, and Duan Hongchen's things are hers.Although Duan Hongchen didn't say these words, Meng Xiaojia already felt so.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw Duan Hongchen sitting on the sofa, as if he hadn't closed his eyes all night.
Meng Xiaojia looked at Duan Hongchen, then at the wall clock, then at Duan Hongchen, and then at the time displayed on the phone.That's right, it's already nine o'clock.At this time, Duan Hongchen has not gone out to work, this is absolutely unscientific!
Meng Xiaojia thought that the swelling on her face hadn't subsided, so she ran to her room immediately.
"Wait." Duan Hongchen's voice was full of anger, and some were about to reach the limit of patience.
Meng Xiaojia stayed where she was and didn't look back.
Duan Hongchen asked: "Where did you go at night?"
"go to friend's home."
"Which friend?"
"you do not know."
After speaking, Meng Xiaojia immediately opened the door of her room.
Unexpectedly, Duan Hongchen's speed is so fast. He was clearly on the sofa just now, but now he has moved behind Meng Xiaojia in an instant.
She put her hand against the door and said, "Why don't you look at me and talk?"
Meng Xiaojia also wanted to look at Duan Hongchen, but she was afraid that Duan Hongchen would see her face hurt.
Nima's gang of punks dared to slap a woman in the face!Let my old lady meet again, and I will never spare them!
Seeing that Meng Xiaojia was unwilling to turn back no matter what, Duan Hongchen forcibly turned Meng Xiaojia around.
Seeing Meng Xiaojia's face was bruised and purple, Duan Hongchen frowned and said distressedly, "Who beat you like this?"
Meng Xiaojia smiled and said, "I don't know, a group of punks are going to steal money and sex, but don't worry, I'm fine."
Duan Hongchen pulled Meng Xiaojia out, took the medicine box and carefully applied medicine to Meng Xiaojia.
"I took the medicine last night."
"Wu Sangui help you with the medicine?" Duan Hongchen asked.
"what?"
"You are not bad, even those who have been dead for hundreds of years can jump out of the palace of Hades to give you medicine." Duan Hongchen increased his strength as if to vent his anger.
Meng Xiaojia immediately pretended to cry out in pain.In fact, when she saw Duan Hongchen's face, she completely forgot how to write Pain.
Originally, Duan Hongchen didn't use much strength, but when he saw Meng Xiaojia yelling like this, although he knew it was mostly exaggeration, he couldn't bear it, so he lightened his strength a little.
"What did you mean by that sentence yesterday?"
"What?"
Meng Xiaojia looked at Duan Hongchen's long eyelashes, and wanted to feel with her hands what kind of feeling each time the eyelashes trembled.
"..."
When Meng Xiaojia thought that Duan Hongchen would not continue talking, Duan Hongchen said, "No matter what happens to you, I will never leave you."
"Ah?" Meng Xiaojia blushed immediately.This, that, is it good to confess like this?People are not mentally prepared yet, what should I do?Really, how should I answer?Want to say, in fact, people do not want to leave you?But would this be too false?Say it right, no matter what, you can't leave me!It seems not too good.I hate it, what should I do?
Seeing that Meng Xiaojia didn't answer, Duan Hongchen said, "You told me this yourself yesterday, have you forgotten?"
"..." Meng Xiaojia covered her face with her hands.Please don't expose me like that, I want to yy again, what will happen if you really confess your love.Nima, the reality is already so cruel, why should the fantasy be shattered like this?
"Duan Hongchen, I'm telling the truth. No matter what happens to you, I will never leave you." Meng Xiaojia said very seriously.
"Can I still trust you?" Duan Hongchen's voice was very low, but he could clearly understand every word: "A long time ago, even I can't remember how long ago, you said the same thing to me, but you lied to me. "Finally, I came to your world, but you have completely forgotten about me.Can I trust you again?
Meng Xiaojia stared blankly at Duan Hongchen. Although she lost her memory, she remembered that when she first saw Duan Hongchen, it should be the first time they met.Moreover, if they really knew each other before, there would be no reason why her parents and Ji You didn't know that she knew Duan Hongchen, especially since Duan Hongchen seemed to be so famous.
Duan Hongchen had already stood up, walked to the door and said, "I'll have someone bring your lunch back to you, and I'll come back for dinner tonight." After a pause, she added, "Stop running around."
"En." Meng Xiaojia's voice sounded buzzing, not clear.Duan Hongchen had already driven her red Ferrari to work.
So, did Duan Hongchen regard her as someone else?Is that a stand-in rhythm?There was also the envelope in Duan Hongchen's office, it was so well sealed, maybe it belonged to someone important.
Meng Xiaojia suddenly felt a thunderbolt in his heart.what to do?Duan Hongchen seemed to have someone in her heart, so wouldn't her chances be reduced?what to do!
So Meng Xiaojia immediately called Guan Shanyan.
Ji You is the one who comes out to chat with you at critical moments, even if your ears are callused, you will definitely listen to your bitterness and know the last one, even if you are drowned, you will never have any complainers!
Meng Xiaojia immediately thought of Guan Shanyan.
After thinking over and over again, she finally decided to confess to Guan Shanyan.
Because Duan Hongchen told her not to run around, Meng Xiaojia called Ji You to Duan Hongchen's house.
Meng Xiaojia wanted a quick solution, so she cut to the chase: "I like someone!"
Guan Shanyan yawned very calmly: "En."
Meng Xiaojia said: "I fell in love with someone who is not an ordinary person."
Guan Shanyan was still very calm: "Yes."
Seeing that Guan Shanyan was so calm, Meng Xiaojia couldn't help asking, "Can you give me a little reaction?"
Guan Shanyan gulped down a large glass of water, and then said: "If I react very badly every time you tell me that you like someone, I will feel neurotic."
"..."
Seeing that Meng Xiaojia had nothing to say, Guan Shanyan continued to read Meng Xiaojia's glorious history: "Before, you told me that you fell in love with someone every three days, and that person was not an ordinary person. You would like that person for the rest of your life. It didn't work out. After a while, you'll find someone else you like."
Meng Xiaojia immediately corrected: "No, you're wrong, I didn't like another person, but I added another person to my favorite person."
Guan Shanyan nodded: "You have become honest since you lost your memory. Continue."
Meng Xiaojia took a deep breath and said, "I like being a woman."
"kindness."
"..." Meng Xiaojia looked sideways at Ji You, who was very calm, and suddenly felt that she must have been careless in making friends before. With this reaction, can she really tell her anything?
"Is that gone?" Guan Shanyan asked, "You called me all the way here just to talk about this? Let me tell you that I still have a lot of manuscripts to write, not just to listen to such a sentence. Just call and let me know."
Meng Xiaojia suddenly sank down: "Is it necessary to continue playing?" It's a trivial matter if she likes someone, but is it a trivial matter if she is gay?
Guan Shanyan seemed to know what Meng Xiaojia wanted, and said, "Does it matter if you like someone's gender?"
"Do not want?"
Guan Shanyan looked at Meng Xiaojia with contempt and said, "I thought you would be enlightened after amnesia, who knew you would still be so stupid. How can you fall in love if you have different genders?"
Meng Xiaojia suddenly felt a thunderbolt from the blue sky.Is this the world?
"But isn't this against nature? And we are the same sex, so we can't have children."
Guan Shanyan looked at Meng Xiaojia with an idiot look on his face, patted her on the shoulder and said, "Except for not being able to get a certificate to have children, men can do things that women can do. And it is enough to raise a child like you, and it would be tiring to raise another child." dead."
"..."
"But she probably doesn't like me. Although she said something to me, I always feel that she is talking to another person. There is someone in her heart. Is she looking at another person through me?" Talk about your worries.
Guan Shanyan was surprised and said, "Can there be two people like you in this world?"
Meng Xiaojia squinted at Guan Shanyan, and once again deeply felt that she had made friends carelessly.
Guan Shanyan said earnestly: "I think there are not many people who will take the initiative to like you. If you don't take the initiative, be careful that you will only get a good person card."
"But I'm already engaged." Meng Xiaojia suddenly thought of Kui'an, and her entire face became dull.
Guan Shanyan said: "What are you afraid of? Anyway, you have lost your memory, so just pretend you never had this engagement."
Meng Xiaojia immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "You are awesome, you can think of such a wicked thing."
Guan Shanyan didn't feel at all how immoral he said, and continued without moral pressure: "Even if you think about it, you can still get divorced if you get married. You just regret the marriage, and you won't lose a piece of meat."
Seeing that Ji You worked so hard to help him give up the "right way" of marriage and childbirth, and then embarked on the "wrong way" of homosexuality, Meng Xiaojia suddenly felt that in fact, there is no lower limit for destroying the three views. Guan Shanyan is the one, right?
"Don't you really think that if I like women, I should go to a mental hospital to reform things?"
"If you think so, you should go to a mental hospital for reform."
"Okay," Guan Shanyan stood up and said, "I like the layout of this house very much."
After speaking, he walked towards the door by himself, and he still didn't forget to turn his head and tell him: "I want to close the code word, and call me if there is something important."
Meng Xiaojia squatted on the ground and drew circles.
Guan Shanyan added: "And women can do one thing that all men can't do."
Meng Xiaojia looked up at Guan Shanyan with drooping eyes.
Guan Shanyan said: "I can accompany you to experience dysmenorrhea!"
"..."
Nima actually asked her to read Chen Yuanyue's name repeatedly, so after Meng Xiaojia bargained, she only read it a hundred times.Damn, that's enough to frustrate her rough nerves, okay?
Meng Xiaojia went home staring at the two dark circles under her eyes.
From her point of view, Duan Hongchen's home is her home, and Duan Hongchen's things are hers.Although Duan Hongchen didn't say these words, Meng Xiaojia already felt so.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw Duan Hongchen sitting on the sofa, as if he hadn't closed his eyes all night.
Meng Xiaojia looked at Duan Hongchen, then at the wall clock, then at Duan Hongchen, and then at the time displayed on the phone.That's right, it's already nine o'clock.At this time, Duan Hongchen has not gone out to work, this is absolutely unscientific!
Meng Xiaojia thought that the swelling on her face hadn't subsided, so she ran to her room immediately.
"Wait." Duan Hongchen's voice was full of anger, and some were about to reach the limit of patience.
Meng Xiaojia stayed where she was and didn't look back.
Duan Hongchen asked: "Where did you go at night?"
"go to friend's home."
"Which friend?"
"you do not know."
After speaking, Meng Xiaojia immediately opened the door of her room.
Unexpectedly, Duan Hongchen's speed is so fast. He was clearly on the sofa just now, but now he has moved behind Meng Xiaojia in an instant.
She put her hand against the door and said, "Why don't you look at me and talk?"
Meng Xiaojia also wanted to look at Duan Hongchen, but she was afraid that Duan Hongchen would see her face hurt.
Nima's gang of punks dared to slap a woman in the face!Let my old lady meet again, and I will never spare them!
Seeing that Meng Xiaojia was unwilling to turn back no matter what, Duan Hongchen forcibly turned Meng Xiaojia around.
Seeing Meng Xiaojia's face was bruised and purple, Duan Hongchen frowned and said distressedly, "Who beat you like this?"
Meng Xiaojia smiled and said, "I don't know, a group of punks are going to steal money and sex, but don't worry, I'm fine."
Duan Hongchen pulled Meng Xiaojia out, took the medicine box and carefully applied medicine to Meng Xiaojia.
"I took the medicine last night."
"Wu Sangui help you with the medicine?" Duan Hongchen asked.
"what?"
"You are not bad, even those who have been dead for hundreds of years can jump out of the palace of Hades to give you medicine." Duan Hongchen increased his strength as if to vent his anger.
Meng Xiaojia immediately pretended to cry out in pain.In fact, when she saw Duan Hongchen's face, she completely forgot how to write Pain.
Originally, Duan Hongchen didn't use much strength, but when he saw Meng Xiaojia yelling like this, although he knew it was mostly exaggeration, he couldn't bear it, so he lightened his strength a little.
"What did you mean by that sentence yesterday?"
"What?"
Meng Xiaojia looked at Duan Hongchen's long eyelashes, and wanted to feel with her hands what kind of feeling each time the eyelashes trembled.
"..."
When Meng Xiaojia thought that Duan Hongchen would not continue talking, Duan Hongchen said, "No matter what happens to you, I will never leave you."
"Ah?" Meng Xiaojia blushed immediately.This, that, is it good to confess like this?People are not mentally prepared yet, what should I do?Really, how should I answer?Want to say, in fact, people do not want to leave you?But would this be too false?Say it right, no matter what, you can't leave me!It seems not too good.I hate it, what should I do?
Seeing that Meng Xiaojia didn't answer, Duan Hongchen said, "You told me this yourself yesterday, have you forgotten?"
"..." Meng Xiaojia covered her face with her hands.Please don't expose me like that, I want to yy again, what will happen if you really confess your love.Nima, the reality is already so cruel, why should the fantasy be shattered like this?
"Duan Hongchen, I'm telling the truth. No matter what happens to you, I will never leave you." Meng Xiaojia said very seriously.
"Can I still trust you?" Duan Hongchen's voice was very low, but he could clearly understand every word: "A long time ago, even I can't remember how long ago, you said the same thing to me, but you lied to me. "Finally, I came to your world, but you have completely forgotten about me.Can I trust you again?
Meng Xiaojia stared blankly at Duan Hongchen. Although she lost her memory, she remembered that when she first saw Duan Hongchen, it should be the first time they met.Moreover, if they really knew each other before, there would be no reason why her parents and Ji You didn't know that she knew Duan Hongchen, especially since Duan Hongchen seemed to be so famous.
Duan Hongchen had already stood up, walked to the door and said, "I'll have someone bring your lunch back to you, and I'll come back for dinner tonight." After a pause, she added, "Stop running around."
"En." Meng Xiaojia's voice sounded buzzing, not clear.Duan Hongchen had already driven her red Ferrari to work.
So, did Duan Hongchen regard her as someone else?Is that a stand-in rhythm?There was also the envelope in Duan Hongchen's office, it was so well sealed, maybe it belonged to someone important.
Meng Xiaojia suddenly felt a thunderbolt in his heart.what to do?Duan Hongchen seemed to have someone in her heart, so wouldn't her chances be reduced?what to do!
So Meng Xiaojia immediately called Guan Shanyan.
Ji You is the one who comes out to chat with you at critical moments, even if your ears are callused, you will definitely listen to your bitterness and know the last one, even if you are drowned, you will never have any complainers!
Meng Xiaojia immediately thought of Guan Shanyan.
After thinking over and over again, she finally decided to confess to Guan Shanyan.
Because Duan Hongchen told her not to run around, Meng Xiaojia called Ji You to Duan Hongchen's house.
Meng Xiaojia wanted a quick solution, so she cut to the chase: "I like someone!"
Guan Shanyan yawned very calmly: "En."
Meng Xiaojia said: "I fell in love with someone who is not an ordinary person."
Guan Shanyan was still very calm: "Yes."
Seeing that Guan Shanyan was so calm, Meng Xiaojia couldn't help asking, "Can you give me a little reaction?"
Guan Shanyan gulped down a large glass of water, and then said: "If I react very badly every time you tell me that you like someone, I will feel neurotic."
"..."
Seeing that Meng Xiaojia had nothing to say, Guan Shanyan continued to read Meng Xiaojia's glorious history: "Before, you told me that you fell in love with someone every three days, and that person was not an ordinary person. You would like that person for the rest of your life. It didn't work out. After a while, you'll find someone else you like."
Meng Xiaojia immediately corrected: "No, you're wrong, I didn't like another person, but I added another person to my favorite person."
Guan Shanyan nodded: "You have become honest since you lost your memory. Continue."
Meng Xiaojia took a deep breath and said, "I like being a woman."
"kindness."
"..." Meng Xiaojia looked sideways at Ji You, who was very calm, and suddenly felt that she must have been careless in making friends before. With this reaction, can she really tell her anything?
"Is that gone?" Guan Shanyan asked, "You called me all the way here just to talk about this? Let me tell you that I still have a lot of manuscripts to write, not just to listen to such a sentence. Just call and let me know."
Meng Xiaojia suddenly sank down: "Is it necessary to continue playing?" It's a trivial matter if she likes someone, but is it a trivial matter if she is gay?
Guan Shanyan seemed to know what Meng Xiaojia wanted, and said, "Does it matter if you like someone's gender?"
"Do not want?"
Guan Shanyan looked at Meng Xiaojia with contempt and said, "I thought you would be enlightened after amnesia, who knew you would still be so stupid. How can you fall in love if you have different genders?"
Meng Xiaojia suddenly felt a thunderbolt from the blue sky.Is this the world?
"But isn't this against nature? And we are the same sex, so we can't have children."
Guan Shanyan looked at Meng Xiaojia with an idiot look on his face, patted her on the shoulder and said, "Except for not being able to get a certificate to have children, men can do things that women can do. And it is enough to raise a child like you, and it would be tiring to raise another child." dead."
"..."
"But she probably doesn't like me. Although she said something to me, I always feel that she is talking to another person. There is someone in her heart. Is she looking at another person through me?" Talk about your worries.
Guan Shanyan was surprised and said, "Can there be two people like you in this world?"
Meng Xiaojia squinted at Guan Shanyan, and once again deeply felt that she had made friends carelessly.
Guan Shanyan said earnestly: "I think there are not many people who will take the initiative to like you. If you don't take the initiative, be careful that you will only get a good person card."
"But I'm already engaged." Meng Xiaojia suddenly thought of Kui'an, and her entire face became dull.
Guan Shanyan said: "What are you afraid of? Anyway, you have lost your memory, so just pretend you never had this engagement."
Meng Xiaojia immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "You are awesome, you can think of such a wicked thing."
Guan Shanyan didn't feel at all how immoral he said, and continued without moral pressure: "Even if you think about it, you can still get divorced if you get married. You just regret the marriage, and you won't lose a piece of meat."
Seeing that Ji You worked so hard to help him give up the "right way" of marriage and childbirth, and then embarked on the "wrong way" of homosexuality, Meng Xiaojia suddenly felt that in fact, there is no lower limit for destroying the three views. Guan Shanyan is the one, right?
"Don't you really think that if I like women, I should go to a mental hospital to reform things?"
"If you think so, you should go to a mental hospital for reform."
"Okay," Guan Shanyan stood up and said, "I like the layout of this house very much."
After speaking, he walked towards the door by himself, and he still didn't forget to turn his head and tell him: "I want to close the code word, and call me if there is something important."
Meng Xiaojia squatted on the ground and drew circles.
Guan Shanyan added: "And women can do one thing that all men can't do."
Meng Xiaojia looked up at Guan Shanyan with drooping eyes.
Guan Shanyan said: "I can accompany you to experience dysmenorrhea!"
"..."
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