Reality is bullshit
Chapter 1 The Bumped Bride
The hazy figure in the dream, the hazy sweetness, and the hazy sadness, all these hazy and beautiful things are all disturbed by the alarm clock in the morning, and I wish I could smash all the alarm clocks in the world to feel happy!
Where did she fall asleep last night?Ah, by the way, it seems to be by the Jincheng River, and she watched the sky lanterns with her.
Although I didn't think it at the time, but now I feel that the picture is really in the second grade, isn't it true, it was such a scene when she watched Meteor Garden in the second grade, isn't it!The male and female protagonists sit together and watch shooting stars, thinking it is romantic, but it is actually a second-school attack.
But thinking about the person with her, it seems that it is very satisfying to let her go back to the second year of middle school.
Meng Xiaojia raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and opened her still hazy eyes.If it was usual, at this time, she would definitely be presented with a beautiful face, and then pull her up very gently, and start a day of sticky life.
But when Meng Xiaojia woke up, she felt that the scene in front of her was both familiar and strange.
The entire white wall made her feel like a very pure, clean and beautiful world, with no practical value at all and the big chandelier dangling above her head.
Meng Xiaojia thought about it blankly, isn't this where she lived in her previous life?Since she was with that person, she rarely dreamed about the past.Forget it, anyway, these things will only become memories in the future.
After sighing casually, Meng Xiaojia continued to fall asleep with her head covered.
The weird phone ringing rang in her ears, drumming her eardrums, making her feel even more irritable.
"Hey?"
"Damn girl, where did you die? Do you know that you are getting married today? When is this and you don't come to change? Do you still want to get married?" This roar was very familiar, and During Meng Xiaojia's absence, she was very shaken and missed.
"Mom, why are you getting married?"
"Huh? Don't tell me that you lost your memory after sleeping. My mother warned you. If you are like this, it has been a blessing in eight lifetimes to find a rich man like Kui An. Why do you still want to go back on your word now? My mother told you, There are no doors!"
"Marry!" Meng Xiaojia exclaimed, and immediately rolled off the bed, her whole body ached like being crushed by a gorilla.
"You are limited to 10 minutes, order me to do my makeup!"
The busy tone on the other end of the phone made Meng Xiaojia dazed for a while.what's going on?She really returned to her own world?
Sometimes things just go the other way forever.She wanted to go back to the future, but she didn't succeed. When she was determined to stay, she came back inadvertently.
Meng Xiaojia shook her head and finally stood up.But saw her accidentally drop the book on the ground.
It's as simple as it is crude, and the words "Crimson City" are impressively written on the homemade cover.Meng Xiaojia suddenly felt that her heartbeat seemed to slow down by half a beat.She immediately bent down to pick up the book on the ground, but some voices inadvertently sounded in her mind.
"No matter where you are from, no matter where you go, I will never let you go."
"You came to my side in this life, then I will go to your side in the next life."
"Mengmeng, I like you."
"Mengmeng, you must wait for me."
"You must not get married before me."
All of that seemed like a dream, and when the dream woke up, she still wanted to get married, and Lang was still a heartthrob, but he was not the one she wanted.
Meng Xiaojia stomped on the bed with pride and made a gesture of "long live the chairman", expressing how could he think of others on such a special day as marriage?
So she called today Lang very happily.
Kui An's voice was very gentle, with a smile in his tone, as if he wanted to tell everyone that he was getting married today.
"What? Miss me?"
"..." Faced with the situation where I want to break up with you but you tell me that I can't wait, how should I answer?Meng Xiaojia pondered for a while, and felt that this kind of problem was really not so easy to solve.
"What? I was too excited to fall asleep last night? Little pig, I'll wait for you." After speaking, Kuian hung up the phone.
=mouth=
Who the hell is shy?I just want to say sorry that we might not be suitable, so I think we should not get married.As for the loss, I will be very generous and share it with you equally.If you feel ashamed, just say you threw me, I don't mind at all!
But... Nima, she never had a chance to speak!
Meng Xiaojia silently squatted on the ground and drew circles.Suddenly thinking about this matter, we still have to think about it in the long run.As a runaway girl following the trend, she must leave a very cool and noble image for everyone.
...Meng Xiaojia suddenly remembered a sentence: If you don't die, you won't die.
Out of the corner of her eye, she glanced at the book she had carefully placed on the desk, Meng Xiaojia picked it up carefully, and flipped through it casually.This book is written with the vision of the male protagonist. Although Fei, as the first heroine, has a lot of roles, she can't show a tenth of her charm.
Meng Xiaojia thought about it and decided to call that bastard Ji You first.But what are you going to say on the phone?I can't say, I fell in love with the heroine in your book, so I decided not to get married!
According to Ji You's unlimited personality, he would definitely say: In this case, why don't I buy you an electric wand, during the National Day discount and free shipping!
Tremblingly, she put down her phone, how could a mortal like her beat Ji You's monstrous deeds?
In Meng Xiaojia's book, there are three words "I'll wait for you".Those things seemed to happen in front of her eyes, but it made her feel so far away.
Meng Xiaojia didn't know what mood she was in when she wrote these three words.I just felt as if something was unloaded and something was lifted, but my heart was really relieved.
Regardless of whether this promise will be fulfilled or not, and whether she will remember it in the future, at least she is not at all fake in her desire to fulfill this promise.
Meng Xiaojia sat down at the table and wrote a letter to Kui'an.The letter probably said that you are good in everything, but I am not as perfect as you imagined. Maybe you are suitable for your girl, so I decided that the two of us should break up.
She re-read the letter after writing it. It was a very standard breakup letter. Although it was not intentional, it was not too unsatisfactory, at least it had to express the central idea.She gave the letter sixty points.
He looked around with satisfaction, and at his own attire, and walked out of the room very satisfied.
Soon, her phone rang again, crying and howling, and as soon as the phone was connected, the voice of her old woman on the opposite side snarled: "Meng Xiaojia, can you move a little slower! Do you know how many girls like Kui'an but he is stubborn? I like you idiot..."
Her mother was about to ramble on about something, but Meng Xiaojia took a deep breath and said to her mother: "Mom, I have decided not to get married!"
The other side froze for a moment, followed by a round of roaring.
Meng Xiaojia put the phone away [-] centimeters away from her ear, and could still hear her mother's voice when a landmine exploded.
"Mom, I've decided!" Meng Xiaojia said at a torpedo volume, and then quickly shut down and pulled out the battery.Ah, the world is quiet.
However, Meng Xiaojia had just been quiet for less than two seconds when she heard a sound of "Wow, woof, woof".Turning around, it turned out to be the Pomeranian next door.
Meng Xiaojia was so frightened that she immediately got into a taxi and told the driver to run away from that trouble.
It's not because Meng Xiaojia is very afraid of dogs, on the contrary, she likes dogs very much.So when the neighbor's house was buying a dog, she would go to the neighbor's house for a meal almost every day, naturally to see the dog.Later, after getting better with the dog, I couldn't stand the dog barking wildly whenever it saw her.
In fact, this is just a way for Bomei to express his inner joy.
Diandian is especially cute, and it can last for two hours without repeating poses.But because of this, Meng Xiaojia was coaxed to forget important things every time, and her whole heart was immersed in a weird and cute state and couldn't extricate herself.As a result, I was late for work countless times, my salary was deducted, and I was fined for being late for appointments.Such a deed has become Meng Xiaojia's pain.So later, Meng Xiaojia ran as far as he saw the dots.
But now, Diandian has scratched the car door.
"I said you were driving?"
"You don't tell me where you are going, how do I drive? Is that your dog? It scratched my car, and you are responsible."
TT little bit, in fact, you are my ultimate nemesis, right?
Meng Xiaojia got out of the car with tears in her eyes, and gave the driver a phone number, then walked back with the starting point in her arms.
Diandi seems to be very happy to stretch out her front paws and scratch her face.
Meng Xiaojia laughed and said that you thought you were a cat?And wash your face?
But as she said that, she put it down a little bit, watching it circle around her to be cute.
"Hey, aren't you going to get married today? Why don't you leave?" Walking out was the owner of Diandian, a white-haired old man who looked 70 to [-] years old.
Originally, he was playing with Meng Xiaojia a little bit, but he immediately became a Smecta.Damn, how could she forget such an important thing?
So Meng Xiaojia got up to leave, but saw Diandian looking at her very pitifully.
TT damn it, it's shameful to be cute, do you know that?Even if you are a dog, you can't act cute like this!
Uncle Wang immediately hugged the starting point and nodded: "Go, if mother is late, the skylight will be opened for the wedding."
"..." Meng Xiaojia was planning to let the wedding skylight open.
This period of time happened to be a period of congestion, and the taxi that had just stopped here had already disappeared.Meng Xiaojia had no choice but to cross the road and wait for the bus.
The car never came, so Meng Xiaojia had no choice but to keep walking, as if she could really see a taxi if she walked a little further.
Of course, God would occasionally take care of Meng Xiaojia, so she immediately saw a car parked across the road.Passengers are getting off the bus, which means it's empty!
Meng Xiaojia ran over excitedly, but didn't pay attention to a car speeding up.
At the moment of being knocked into the air, Meng Xiaojia saw the people in the car from the corner of her eye.Like, really like, she will never forget that beautiful face, as if she was still in that world.
I don't know if I was bumped once, will I travel through again?
Where did she fall asleep last night?Ah, by the way, it seems to be by the Jincheng River, and she watched the sky lanterns with her.
Although I didn't think it at the time, but now I feel that the picture is really in the second grade, isn't it true, it was such a scene when she watched Meteor Garden in the second grade, isn't it!The male and female protagonists sit together and watch shooting stars, thinking it is romantic, but it is actually a second-school attack.
But thinking about the person with her, it seems that it is very satisfying to let her go back to the second year of middle school.
Meng Xiaojia raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and opened her still hazy eyes.If it was usual, at this time, she would definitely be presented with a beautiful face, and then pull her up very gently, and start a day of sticky life.
But when Meng Xiaojia woke up, she felt that the scene in front of her was both familiar and strange.
The entire white wall made her feel like a very pure, clean and beautiful world, with no practical value at all and the big chandelier dangling above her head.
Meng Xiaojia thought about it blankly, isn't this where she lived in her previous life?Since she was with that person, she rarely dreamed about the past.Forget it, anyway, these things will only become memories in the future.
After sighing casually, Meng Xiaojia continued to fall asleep with her head covered.
The weird phone ringing rang in her ears, drumming her eardrums, making her feel even more irritable.
"Hey?"
"Damn girl, where did you die? Do you know that you are getting married today? When is this and you don't come to change? Do you still want to get married?" This roar was very familiar, and During Meng Xiaojia's absence, she was very shaken and missed.
"Mom, why are you getting married?"
"Huh? Don't tell me that you lost your memory after sleeping. My mother warned you. If you are like this, it has been a blessing in eight lifetimes to find a rich man like Kui An. Why do you still want to go back on your word now? My mother told you, There are no doors!"
"Marry!" Meng Xiaojia exclaimed, and immediately rolled off the bed, her whole body ached like being crushed by a gorilla.
"You are limited to 10 minutes, order me to do my makeup!"
The busy tone on the other end of the phone made Meng Xiaojia dazed for a while.what's going on?She really returned to her own world?
Sometimes things just go the other way forever.She wanted to go back to the future, but she didn't succeed. When she was determined to stay, she came back inadvertently.
Meng Xiaojia shook her head and finally stood up.But saw her accidentally drop the book on the ground.
It's as simple as it is crude, and the words "Crimson City" are impressively written on the homemade cover.Meng Xiaojia suddenly felt that her heartbeat seemed to slow down by half a beat.She immediately bent down to pick up the book on the ground, but some voices inadvertently sounded in her mind.
"No matter where you are from, no matter where you go, I will never let you go."
"You came to my side in this life, then I will go to your side in the next life."
"Mengmeng, I like you."
"Mengmeng, you must wait for me."
"You must not get married before me."
All of that seemed like a dream, and when the dream woke up, she still wanted to get married, and Lang was still a heartthrob, but he was not the one she wanted.
Meng Xiaojia stomped on the bed with pride and made a gesture of "long live the chairman", expressing how could he think of others on such a special day as marriage?
So she called today Lang very happily.
Kui An's voice was very gentle, with a smile in his tone, as if he wanted to tell everyone that he was getting married today.
"What? Miss me?"
"..." Faced with the situation where I want to break up with you but you tell me that I can't wait, how should I answer?Meng Xiaojia pondered for a while, and felt that this kind of problem was really not so easy to solve.
"What? I was too excited to fall asleep last night? Little pig, I'll wait for you." After speaking, Kuian hung up the phone.
=mouth=
Who the hell is shy?I just want to say sorry that we might not be suitable, so I think we should not get married.As for the loss, I will be very generous and share it with you equally.If you feel ashamed, just say you threw me, I don't mind at all!
But... Nima, she never had a chance to speak!
Meng Xiaojia silently squatted on the ground and drew circles.Suddenly thinking about this matter, we still have to think about it in the long run.As a runaway girl following the trend, she must leave a very cool and noble image for everyone.
...Meng Xiaojia suddenly remembered a sentence: If you don't die, you won't die.
Out of the corner of her eye, she glanced at the book she had carefully placed on the desk, Meng Xiaojia picked it up carefully, and flipped through it casually.This book is written with the vision of the male protagonist. Although Fei, as the first heroine, has a lot of roles, she can't show a tenth of her charm.
Meng Xiaojia thought about it and decided to call that bastard Ji You first.But what are you going to say on the phone?I can't say, I fell in love with the heroine in your book, so I decided not to get married!
According to Ji You's unlimited personality, he would definitely say: In this case, why don't I buy you an electric wand, during the National Day discount and free shipping!
Tremblingly, she put down her phone, how could a mortal like her beat Ji You's monstrous deeds?
In Meng Xiaojia's book, there are three words "I'll wait for you".Those things seemed to happen in front of her eyes, but it made her feel so far away.
Meng Xiaojia didn't know what mood she was in when she wrote these three words.I just felt as if something was unloaded and something was lifted, but my heart was really relieved.
Regardless of whether this promise will be fulfilled or not, and whether she will remember it in the future, at least she is not at all fake in her desire to fulfill this promise.
Meng Xiaojia sat down at the table and wrote a letter to Kui'an.The letter probably said that you are good in everything, but I am not as perfect as you imagined. Maybe you are suitable for your girl, so I decided that the two of us should break up.
She re-read the letter after writing it. It was a very standard breakup letter. Although it was not intentional, it was not too unsatisfactory, at least it had to express the central idea.She gave the letter sixty points.
He looked around with satisfaction, and at his own attire, and walked out of the room very satisfied.
Soon, her phone rang again, crying and howling, and as soon as the phone was connected, the voice of her old woman on the opposite side snarled: "Meng Xiaojia, can you move a little slower! Do you know how many girls like Kui'an but he is stubborn? I like you idiot..."
Her mother was about to ramble on about something, but Meng Xiaojia took a deep breath and said to her mother: "Mom, I have decided not to get married!"
The other side froze for a moment, followed by a round of roaring.
Meng Xiaojia put the phone away [-] centimeters away from her ear, and could still hear her mother's voice when a landmine exploded.
"Mom, I've decided!" Meng Xiaojia said at a torpedo volume, and then quickly shut down and pulled out the battery.Ah, the world is quiet.
However, Meng Xiaojia had just been quiet for less than two seconds when she heard a sound of "Wow, woof, woof".Turning around, it turned out to be the Pomeranian next door.
Meng Xiaojia was so frightened that she immediately got into a taxi and told the driver to run away from that trouble.
It's not because Meng Xiaojia is very afraid of dogs, on the contrary, she likes dogs very much.So when the neighbor's house was buying a dog, she would go to the neighbor's house for a meal almost every day, naturally to see the dog.Later, after getting better with the dog, I couldn't stand the dog barking wildly whenever it saw her.
In fact, this is just a way for Bomei to express his inner joy.
Diandian is especially cute, and it can last for two hours without repeating poses.But because of this, Meng Xiaojia was coaxed to forget important things every time, and her whole heart was immersed in a weird and cute state and couldn't extricate herself.As a result, I was late for work countless times, my salary was deducted, and I was fined for being late for appointments.Such a deed has become Meng Xiaojia's pain.So later, Meng Xiaojia ran as far as he saw the dots.
But now, Diandian has scratched the car door.
"I said you were driving?"
"You don't tell me where you are going, how do I drive? Is that your dog? It scratched my car, and you are responsible."
TT little bit, in fact, you are my ultimate nemesis, right?
Meng Xiaojia got out of the car with tears in her eyes, and gave the driver a phone number, then walked back with the starting point in her arms.
Diandi seems to be very happy to stretch out her front paws and scratch her face.
Meng Xiaojia laughed and said that you thought you were a cat?And wash your face?
But as she said that, she put it down a little bit, watching it circle around her to be cute.
"Hey, aren't you going to get married today? Why don't you leave?" Walking out was the owner of Diandian, a white-haired old man who looked 70 to [-] years old.
Originally, he was playing with Meng Xiaojia a little bit, but he immediately became a Smecta.Damn, how could she forget such an important thing?
So Meng Xiaojia got up to leave, but saw Diandian looking at her very pitifully.
TT damn it, it's shameful to be cute, do you know that?Even if you are a dog, you can't act cute like this!
Uncle Wang immediately hugged the starting point and nodded: "Go, if mother is late, the skylight will be opened for the wedding."
"..." Meng Xiaojia was planning to let the wedding skylight open.
This period of time happened to be a period of congestion, and the taxi that had just stopped here had already disappeared.Meng Xiaojia had no choice but to cross the road and wait for the bus.
The car never came, so Meng Xiaojia had no choice but to keep walking, as if she could really see a taxi if she walked a little further.
Of course, God would occasionally take care of Meng Xiaojia, so she immediately saw a car parked across the road.Passengers are getting off the bus, which means it's empty!
Meng Xiaojia ran over excitedly, but didn't pay attention to a car speeding up.
At the moment of being knocked into the air, Meng Xiaojia saw the people in the car from the corner of her eye.Like, really like, she will never forget that beautiful face, as if she was still in that world.
I don't know if I was bumped once, will I travel through again?
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