revenge in the name of love

Before the interview:

Qin Feng: Listen, what's wrong with you?Your face is swollen like this?

Heard: Xiao Fengfeng... I was bullied by others yesterday... please comfort me~~

Qin Feng (glances at Haoyue next to him): It's swollen like a pig~~~ I have a wife!

Haoyue: Who is your wife!

Qin Feng: It's you!It's you!It's you!Every organ, every hair, every cell of yours is mine!

The interview begins:

Yu Zhe: Hello everyone, welcome to watch Your Moon My Heart, I am a good man, and I am Ling Yuzhe!Here is my official post bar and Sina Weibo address, looking forward to your attention!ok~~

(Audience nympho: so handsome~~~O(∩_∩)O~~~Mobile phone! Pay attention~~~)

Yuzhe: Alright, let's start my interview for this issue!Let the two guests introduce themselves first~~

Qin Feng: Hello everyone, I am Qin Feng, and this is my wife!

Haoyue: Hello everyone, I am Haoyue, he...

Yu Zhe: What happened to him?

Haoyue: He is... is...

Qin Feng looks forward to it~~~

Haoyue: He...he is not as handsome as me!

Yu Zhe: Did you two encounter any interesting things recently?

Qin Feng: Yes!

My neighbor and I are both masters of swearing.Just yesterday, we got into an argument over trifles!

My neighbor took the lead, scolding: "I hope your girlfriend will always be inflated!"

I'm so angry!Entering the room, he dragged Haoyue out, and retorted: "See clearly, my wife is not inflatable! I wish your boyfriend will always be electric!"

Yuzhe: Yo!How did Haoyue react?

Haoyue: He is a person who cares about face, I can't just watch him being bullied!

Yuzhe: So?What have you done to your neighbors?

Haoyue: I just said, no matter what you look at, you are the one who is inflated!Your whole family and the whole community except ours are all inflatable!

Yuzhe: Pfft~~~

Yuzhe: Haoyue, aren't you working under Feng Yuqing?What's the weirdest job you've ever had?

Haoyue: Is this...

Qin Feng: That!That's it!

Haoyue: Oh oh!The last time the housekeeper called the boss to say that Yixun was sick. The boss was in a meeting and asked me to go to the vegetable market to buy a piece of fish. He was going to end the meeting early and go home to cook fish soup for Yixun to drink.When I arrived at the market, the boss happened to be going to buy goods and asked me to help him look at the stalls.

Qin Feng: Then, after I found out, I went to the fish market to accompany him. Later, an aunt came and asked us, two bosses, how do we sell this fish?

Yu Zhe: Then what do you say?

Haoyue: Don't sell it, eat it yourself, show it off!

Yuzhe: Pfft~~~

Yu Zhe: Ahem, well, the following is the last question of this interview.May I ask when are you going to register your marriage?

Haoyue: This... this... registration or something... it's actually not that important...

Qin Feng (holding Haoyue's hand furtively): We are going to Canada to register for marriage on May 5th.

Haoyue (muttering): Don’t be like this, it’s recording~~~

Qin Feng (holding Haoyue's hand tightly and putting it on his lap): Be good, don't make trouble!

Yu Zhe: At the request of the majority of rotten girls, let's have a kiss~~

Qin Feng: Come on, baby!dear~~~

Haoyue: Die~~~

Yu Zhe: Alright, this episode of Your Moon and My Heart is over, have you watched this episode seriously in front of the TV?Come and answer the prize quiz, whoever answers the question correctly will get a kiss from me!want it?Come quickly if you want!I'm waiting for you!

After the interview:

Director: Yu Zhe, very good!By the way, what is the topic of the prize contest?We can do it later.

Yu Zhe: In this episode, I blinked a few times!

Director: There is no such thing as talent!

Yuzhe: Yes!

Yu Zhe (opens the door): I'm back!

Seung Hee: 372 times!

Yu Zhe: What?

Seung Hee: You blinked 372 times!

Yuzhe: Congratulations, you got a kiss from me!