Weekly thoughts

Seeing that Su Nian was determined to hear the answer, Zhou Zhou's face was a little red and he twisted his fingers, lowered his head and said nothing awkwardly.

Seeing this, Su Nian couldn't help guessing that Zhou Zhou knew all the possibilities of girls' underwear sizes, and his eyes became dark for a moment: "Why, can't tell?"

"Not really..." Zhou Zhou glanced at Su Nian, hesitantly said: "Actually, it's a long story."

"Then make a long story short."

Hate!Inquisitive bastard!Zhou Zhou, who only dared to whisper in his heart, had to recall his past dark history.

Before Zhou Zhou came to H province to study at university, Zhou Zhou's mother took him to the mall to buy clothes.And endless shopping seems to be the nature of every woman, Zhou's mother is no exception, every time she takes Zhou Zhou to visit various specialty stores.Inevitably, that includes... lingerie stores.

In the eyes of his mother, Zhou Zhou has never been a child who has not grown up, so Zhou's mother will not shy away from Zhou Zhou when she buys underwear.As a result, Zhou Zhou would always follow Zhou's mother in and out of the store full of women's bras and underwear with a flushed and awkward little face.Needless to say the embarrassment in it.

In fact, what makes Zhou Zhou most uncomfortable is not the teasing and out-of-scale molestation of the clerks and sisters when they see him, but when Zhou's mother and the clerks are talking about the size and function of underwear.Although he tried to keep his attention fully focused on other things, he still heard some occasionally.

Zhou's mother is a design student and has also studied abroad. Zhou's mother, who never felt that it was inappropriate to lead her son into a lingerie store, carelessly ignored her precious son's feelings.Therefore, Zhou Zhou gained a lot of "professional knowledge" after spending several years shopping with his own mother.

And this experience has been listed by Zhou Zhou as his black history for more than 20 years, it is too horrible to look at!

"Huh?" I didn't expect such a tragic and tortuous childhood story to come out, Su Nian's eyes flashed with interest, but the corner of her mouth curled into a wicked smile and asked: "Now you still want to go shopping with girls? "

"No!" Zhou Zhou shook his head, almost turning his little head into a rattle.

joke!Now let alone go shopping with girls, Zhou Zhou felt that he was going to be short of oxygen just by imagining it.

Back then, when he went shopping with his mother, it was like the Red Army marching [-] miles. He was so tired that his back hurt and his legs cramped.On the other hand, his mother is more and more energetic as she walks around.Therefore, the young Zhou Zhou had already defined in his heart: women are equal to monsters with strong physical strength, and shopping with women is equal to slow suicide.

"Then, you are a frequent customer of underwear shops," Su Nian suddenly raised Zhou Zhou's chin, leaned into his ear and blew softly, and said evilly, "You don't have any other thoughts when you see women's underwear?"

"No..."

"Oh?" Su Nian didn't believe it.

"I really don't..." Dodging the warm breath blowing in his ears uncomfortably, Zhou Zhou glanced over, "It's useless for you to confuse me with a beauty trick, I really have no idea."

What Zhou Zhou said was the truth, he really didn't care much about girls' intimate clothes.He has also heard some very indecent jokes about the girls' figures in the boys' dormitory. He remembered that after a typhoon, on the tree downstairs in the girls' dormitory, some girl's underwear was blown and hung on it, and some boys passing by saw it. Then he will blow a whistle frivolously.Zhou Zhou will not, he will never think in the direction of sex. If he insists on describing his mood, the only thing he can think of is the embarrassment and embarrassment of standing in a circle of women's underwear in embarrassment.

It can be said that a large part of the reason why Zhou Zhou fell in love with a man today is the 'cause' planted by Zhou's mother.

Although Su Nian was dissatisfied with Zhou Zhou's understanding of girls' clothes since she was a child, she still had to thank his 'mother-in-law-to-be' for her actions.Although that kind of experience was not serious enough to leave any psychological shadow on Zhou Zhou, it at least had a certain impact on him psychologically.Otherwise, the current Zhou Zhou would not accept a man so easily, and even fall in love with him.

Satisfied, Su Nian let go of Zhou Zhou's chin, stroked his hair and said, "You are more obedient."

"..." Zhou Zhou gritted his teeth at Su Nian, this domineering man!He has to go through his dark history that he can't bear to look at directly before giving up!

"Don't stare at others again, huh? Be careful, I'll take care of you!" Su Nian threatened.

"Okay, okay, I understand. You are not allowed to watch it too~" Nodding in agreement, he still did not forget to tell someone.

Hearing this, Su Nian laughed, and Su Nian teased him, "Speaking of which, I seem to be more self-disciplined than you, huh?"

"I don't believe you," Zhou Zhou pouted, "It's been said in the books that men like big breasts."

"Do you like it?"

"I don't like it, but you." Zhou Zhou glanced at Su Nian with distrust in his eyes, "That might be it."

"Why are you not sure?" Su Nianxie put his big hand on Zhou Zhou's chest with a smile, "You know, I personally prefer 'vegetarian'."

"..." Shyly slapped off the fluttering paws on his chest, Zhou Zhou scolded him: "It's not serious!" Not wanting to stay in this place that was dragged here by some suddenly nervous man, Zhou Zhou pushed Su Nian, "Don't make trouble, go back to eat, I'm almost starving."

"How could it be deflated? It's not an inflatable doll."

"..." After a pause, Zhou Zhou turned his head and glared at someone, "I hate it, don't talk to you anymore." As she spoke, she stood tall and proud, and really didn't pay attention to the man behind her.

After being stared at, Su Nian who was walking behind rubbed his nose and laughed, as if, by accident, he pissed off the little thing again.What to do, this guy is always so funny, he always wants to tease him and bully him... Addictive things are really hard to quit...

**

After returning to the private room again, Zhou Zhou didn't dare to look around, and he was honestly an idiot and bowed his head to eat beside his man.

Zhang Yang on the opposite side glanced at a good baby, and then looked at Su Nian who was thoughtful serving food for the person next to him, feeling admiration spontaneously.As expected of Lord Su, the devil, it is really easy and skillful to deal with a low-level character like Zhou Zhou.Look at how well-behaved and obedient he disciplined his lover!

With such intelligence and strategies, he can only worship them if he publicizes them.

After the meal, a 'thin' man was held in the arms of a 'strong' woman, waved goodbye to them, and left lovingly.Leaving a group of people standing at the entrance of the restaurant, the inside was burnt and the outside was tender, crispy and smooth...

Stimulated by a series of things today, Zhou Zhou felt that his blood was drained, so he pushed the man beside him, and handed over the backpack in his hand, "Hold it for me."

Su Nian glanced at it and refused, "Take it yourself."

"But I'm tired."

"So what?"

"!!!" Zhou Zhou stared at Su Nian with wide eyes in disbelief, unable to believe that such cold-blooded, merciless words came from him.Out of the corner of his eye, he happened to catch sight of the two people who hadn't gone out of sight in the distance. Zhou Zhou pointed to Tao Xiaohong who was carrying a small orange and pink flower bag and said, "Su Nian, look at him, although he doesn't have the aura of a pure man, but He also knows that he loves his girlfriend and helps her carry the bag."

"Uh," Zhang Yang actually didn't want to participate in this kind of 'flirting' between couples, but he still couldn't help interjecting: "Well, Zhou Er, brother, just say a word, that colorful backpack is It's Tao Xiaohong's own bag." His girlfriend only prefers to carry the big black men's travel bag.

Hearing what Zhang Yang said, not to mention Zhou Zhou who was already stunned, even Meng Qidi was really surprised, "Fuck! I always thought that Tao Xiaohong was just a mother in words and deeds. Such a girl too!"

Zhou Zhou's eyes were opened today, and he suddenly felt that Tao Xiaohong and his girlfriend were very compatible, a match made in heaven.

"Zhang Yang, how did you get to know Tao Xiaohong?" Based on Zhou Zhou's understanding of Zhang Yang, this bastard should not be able to stand the sissy at all.It is impossible to guess how these two people became friends, and the relationship is not bad.

Zhang Yang chuckled when he heard the words: "Because I like to get along with him."

Zhou Yi was startled, and circled around Zhang Yang twice as if he was researching a masterpiece, and said in amazement: "Unexpected, unexpected, no wonder, no wonder."

Zhang Yang felt a chill down his back, "I'll go! Don't talk to my brother, just speak up if you have something to say!"

Zhou Zhou shook his head and sighed, "No wonder Zhang Yang, you always can't get a girlfriend. Unexpectedly, you actually like Tao Xiaohong's one."

Zhang Yang was shocked by Zhou Zhou's disgusting words, "I'm so stupid! You don't want to deceive people here! The reason why I like to get along with him is because I can look like a special pure man!"

"Hey~" Meng Qidi was amused, "I didn't expect Yangzi, who is famous for his second-hand goods, to play tricks."

But Zhou Zhou nodded understandingly, "It turns out that you need to find a mother C to set off your pure manly aura."

"Pfft!" Meng Qidi laughed cry.

! ! !Zhang Yang gritted his teeth, he knew that Zhou Zhou, a dead child, couldn't say anything nice!

Standing aside, Su Nian, who was too lazy to participate in their idiotic discussion, raised his hand to check the time, exhausted his patience and directly grabbed a small thing away, away from the boring topic.

The author has something to say: another two days of interruption, the reason is objective, would I say something like the sudden failure of the keyboard?