Weekly thoughts

The topic of evil seemed to be discussed wantonly in the dormitory out of control, and finally Tao Xiaohong, who was about to lose his temper after hearing Zhang Yang and Meng Qidi bickering and laughing, spoke to stop the more impure atmosphere.

"Don't say it, don't say it, haha, I'm really laughing out of your abs, haha." Tao Xiaohong covered her stomach with one hand and waved her hand with the other.

Zhou Zhou, whose scalp was tense due to the sound of the haha ​​at the end, turned his head and buried his face in Su Nian's arms with an expression of not being able to bear to look directly, and broke down, "What should I do with Su Nian? That bastard has refreshed my outlook on life too much. "

"Huh? What's the matter?" Su Nian comforted and patted the baby whose vision had been greatly impacted today.

"He's actually waving his hand and pointing at the orchid!" This guy really doesn't know his own body structure!The physical movements of real girls will not be as effeminate as him, okay?For some reason, Zhou Zhou suddenly remembered a classic advertising slogan: never imitated, always surpassed!

Su Nian: "Hey, the outlook on life is something that is meant to be constantly destroyed."

Zhou Zhou: "Woo~"

Zhang Yang over there gulped down half a bottle of water, he had to make up for what he had just said.Suddenly, I thought of a very fresh topic with philosophical research significance, "Hey, let me tell you, I saw a super interesting exam question for elementary school students on the Internet the other day."

Meng Qidi gave a 'wipe' to his face, "You still read the questions of elementary school students with your IQ? Can you understand it?"

"Hey, don't underestimate the elementary school students' questions. Now these kids are going against the sky. Just their exam questions will definitely make your liver tremble!"

Zhou Zhou became interested. Thinking about how cute the kids are nowadays, he couldn't help being very interested in their exam questions: "Could it be that they are so cute?"

Zhang Yang shook his head, secretly sighed that this kid Zhou'er was still inexperienced and didn't understand the sufferings of the people, "It's the liver trembling with anger."

"Oh?" Hearing what Zhang Yang said, everyone became curious, "Hurry up, hurry up, don't be fooled."

Glancing around, Zhang Yang immediately possessed the host, clenched his fist and placed it next to his mouth as a microphone, "Please listen to the question! Where do potatoes grow?"

Everyone: "..." The atmosphere is like falling leaves in autumn, miserable and miserable.

The scene was too cold, and the eyes of the crowd were too sharp, Zhang Yang explained with a dry smile, "Hey, this is a warm-up, let's cooperate."

Meng Qidi opened his mouth, and finally covered his face with one hand and said in disgust: "Fuck! This question is so idiotic, I can't even cooperate with it!"

Zhang Yang rolled his eyes and sent it over, "This is a common sense question, OK? What do you think you will be asked by a primary school student? Please give a brief answer to the plant origin of potatoes? Or a brief analysis of the social value of potatoes?"

Meng Qidi shrugged: "Actually, what I'm more curious about is whether it's good to put mature vinegar in cold potato shreds."

"..." What a foodie!

Zhang Yang turned his gaze to Tao Xiaohong, "Brother Tao, tell me."

"If you ask me, shredded potatoes are better without vinegar."

Zhang Yang: "..." This question is not important at all, okay?Taking a deep breath, Zhang Yang tried his best to squeeze out a kind smile, "My dear, what I'm asking is, where do the potatoes grow?"

"Of course it's on the tree!" The decisive answer.

Everyone was silent again.Zhang Yang was about to cry, damn it, these people formed a group to mess things up!Zhang Yang, who was almost desperate, looked at Zhou Zhou again, not daring to expect a certain Master Su to participate in such a low-level game as his. Zhou Zhou has become Zhang Yang's entire motivation and spiritual sustenance to continue this activity.

"Potatoes should grow in the ground." Zhou Zhou said uncertainly.His answer to this question was very definite and affirmative, but Comrade Tao Xiaohong's answer was too natural, and Zhou Zhou doubted himself a little, "Potato potatoes, beans that grow in the soil, should be understood in this way."

"That's not necessarily true." Tao Xiaohong shook her finger disapprovingly, still pointing at the charming orchid, "Mangosteen doesn't have to grow on the mountain."

"Who is that, explain to me that since your potatoes grow on trees, how can there be mud on the surface?" Meng Qidi really wanted to hear what other weird theories Tao Xiaohong could come up with.

"Maybe, it's the sticky soil that fell on the ground when the potatoes were ripe." This conclusion is an analogy of ripe apples.

Meng Qidi nodded to express his understanding, thinking that this guy must have boarded Noah's Ark and lived on Mars, or he would be full of words that are not from Earth!

"Okay, I'm announcing the end of the warm-up." Zhang Yang was worried that if the warm-up continued like this, the topic would seriously go astray and be gone forever, "Potatoes grow in the soil, and apples grow on trees, everyone pay attention Here comes the big question! Excuse me, where does the sparrow grow? The rush to answer begins!"

"On the tree!"

"On the ground!"

"Heaven!"

"..."

Hearing the different answers, Zhang Yang nodded in satisfaction. The answer should be interesting if a hundred flowers bloom, and he sighed with emotion: "I'm very relieved. None of you answered that sparrows grow in water, which means it's still a good idea." Those who have a basic IQ base. Next, please tell me the reasons for your answers.”

Tao Xiaohong: "Sparrows can't live in water. They must grow on trees. Look at the trees outside and there are many sparrows sitting on them."

Meng Qidi: "I don't want to explain anymore, sparrows grow on the cliffs, if you insist on giving a reason, just treat it as a pure man's sixth sense!

"Pfft!" As soon as the words were finished, Tao Xiaohong burst out laughing, shook her hands at Meng Qidi and said coquettishly, "You are so disgusting, to discuss such a serious topic and even participate in that kind of advertisement."

First, the goosebumps all over his body were aroused, and Meng Qidi shook his arms completely inexplicably, "What did I say to advertise me?"

"Stop pretending!" Tao Xiaohong covered her mouth and smirked, her fingers still pointing at the orchid, "You advertised a condom brand just now, and there must be a reason for saying 'tough', pure man's 'sixth sense' Ah, what, did you say that? Didn't I wrong you?"

"Hey?" Meng Qidi was delighted when he heard it, "Don't say it, it really looks like an advertisement, tsk tsk, take a look, brother is so talented, he can just open his mouth and make a golden sentence."

Zhang Yang patted Tao Xiaohong, "Brother Tao, you are amazing! Just a word can make you find the bright spot."

Zhou Zhou also nodded his head slightly and echoed: "How about what Auguste Rodin said, there is never a lack of wretchedness in life, but a lack of eyes to find it."

"That's right, this sentence is incisive!" After generously applauding it, Zhang Yang was responsible for bringing the topic back on track, "Ahem, let's get down to business, it's Zhou'er's turn, and tell me the reason for your choice."

"The sparrow grows in the sky because it has wings." Zhou Zhou put his hands behind his back to make wings, and after thinking about it, he felt wrong, "Zhang Yang, your question itself is not right, sparrows sometimes land on the ground and sometimes perch on trees It is also flying in the sky, it is not fixed at all, how can you determine where it grows?"

Meng Qidi slapped his thigh and agreed: "Zhou'er is right! You are asking a wrong question!"

"What's the answer?" Tao Xiaohong asked.

Zhang Yang shrugged: "I don't know either. This question is as weird as the chicken or the egg. Let's put it as an unsolved mystery for now."

"Damn it! You're playing tricks on us, and you don't even have an accurate answer for so long!" Meng Qidi looked at his watch and said, "I wasted so many brain cells in vain, come on, it's time for dinner, let's go eat Bar."

"Okay," Tao Xiaohong also readily agreed, took out her mobile phone and sent a text message and said, "I asked my dear to come over too, just in time to pick me up."

Seeing the sweetness of love on Tao Xiaohong's face, Zhou Zhou turned around and asked Su Nian in a low voice, "He, too?"

Su Nian smiled and shook her head, this little thing is very sensitive to these things now, "No, he has a girlfriend."

"Ah? But he obviously asked that person to pick him up?" If it's heterosexual, it should be the boy who picks up the girl.

"There are exceptions to everything, so why bother with those details."

Zhou Zhou obeyed obediently: "Oh..."

**

When they came to the hotel, Zhou Zhou stared eagerly at the door of the box, curious to see who the girl who could hold Tao Xiaohong was.But wait and wait, people didn't wait for Zhou Zhou, but they waited for the urge to urinate.

As soon as he arrived at the door of the restroom, Zhou Zhou was about to open the door and go in when he saw a man coming out of the women's restroom next to him. Zhou Yi was stunned, and reflexively looked at the sign on the door, it was the men's restroom.Then he looked at the sign on the opposite door, and then at the calm man washing his hands in the sink. Zhou Zhou secretly despised and lamented that some men nowadays are really perverted, shameless, and dare to enter the women's restroom in public places in broad daylight!To be so calm, without any panic and shame!It's really lustful, lustful, and lustful!

However, there was no sound of girls screaming in the women's bathroom. There should be no one in there. It seems that this hooligan did not succeed.Zhou Zhou couldn't help but glared at him again, the man just happened to look up at the mirror, the eyes of the two collided like this, the man smiled politely at Zhou Zhou and turned around, leaving Zhou Zhou alone in a mess in the wind .

your sister!Are even hooligans so approachable and amiable now!

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