Weekly thoughts

After washing the clothes, Zhou Zhou stared at Su Nian angrily, chewing vigorously on the beef rice bowl bought for him by some bastard with some conscience left.

Su Nian looked at the child staring at him, wanting to swallow him like beef, and raised his chin with one hand, "Delicious?"

"Huh!" Continue to chew vigorously.

"tired?"

"Hum!" I ignored him.

"Then, I will wash all my clothes for you in the future?"

"Ugh!" Zhou Zhou accidentally choked.Quickly stretched his neck Shun Shun, and still didn't forget to say back: "No!" After drinking the water that Su Nian handed over, it took him a long time to come back: "I won't do it! I have already learned how to wash clothes!"

Su Nian wiped his mouth with a tissue: "Practice makes perfect, the more the better."

Pooh!Coincidentally, your sister!Be kind to your sister! "You are dreaming!"

"Well, a dream come true."

Zhou Zhou looked at the person in front of him in disbelief, with an expression of being deceived, in fact, Mensao's vileness and shamelessness are the essence of this girl! !He was blinded by titanium alloy eyes before, so he thought this person was gentle and gentle, like a spring breeze!fraud!big liar!

Zhou Zhou became angry, turning grief and anger into fighting spirit, rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile: "Hey, senior, you don't even want me to wash your underwear, do you?"

Su Nian raised her eyebrows and put on a surprised and wretched expression: "Do you want to help me wash my underwear? Or, in fact, you just want to help me wash my underwear?"

weekly:! ! !Zhou Zhou wanted to cry, he was wrong, he shouldn't be more shameless than this guy, this guy is absolutely proficient and has reached the pinnacle, it is definitely not something that a low-ranking guy like him can control.

Zhou Zhou held his mouth shut: "Senior, you actually want to be lazy and don't want to wash, right?"

Su Nian didn't speak, turned around and handed him a bottle of energy drink.

Zhou Zhou: "Why?"

Su Nian: "Reward."

Zhou Zhou: "Huh?"

Su Nian: "There is a prize for the correct answer."

weekly:. . .

Zhou Zhou: "I don't drink this energy drink."

Su Nian: "I'm not asking you to drink now"

Zhou Zhou: "? Then when will you drink it?"

Su Nian silently looked at Zhou Zhou, then motioned him to look at the sheets hanging to dry on the balcony.

weekly:! ! !

Zhou Zhou tightly grasped the drink bottle in his hand, took a deep breath and told himself to relax, calm down, murder is against the law, one cannot know the law and break the law... After a series of psychological construction, he could not bear to throw the drink bottle directly at Su Nian Slap him on the head!

It was finally the first day of military training, and Zhou Zhou was quite excited to gather on the playground at the beginning, but after the principal and the head of the army talked nonsense for more than an hour, the excitement was basically wiped out.The instructor of their academy was surnamed Chen, and he felt a little serious, so he sent them to stand in a military posture without talking nonsense to them.

Standing upright under the scorching sun, feeling bored every week, time, aren’t you the sand between your fingers, don’t you glance at a thousand years, how can you pass the 40 minutes so slowly at this moment!Let the seconds pass as hours!I don't know how long it has been, but he was rolling his eyes to count the time, when he saw the back of a girl standing diagonally across from him in the front row, uh... the back, the entire back and armpit of the military training uniform were wet with sweat , the back-length hair was dripping with sweat, and the ground under the girl's feet was soaked with sweat.

Comparing Zhou Zhou with his forehead, which was only slightly wet with sweat, he couldn't help being dumbfounded. Even if Brother Baoyu once said that his daughter's house was made of water, isn't the water rich enough to irrigate any flowers on the ground?Continue to stare at the girl's back, sweat so much, won't you faint later?He silently calculated all possible fainting positions of the girl without love, um, it is impossible to hit himself.Relieved, Zhou Zhou just turned his head when he saw the serious and serious face of the instructor close in front of him. "Oh!" I was taken aback.

"looks good?"

"Ah?" At a loss.

"You stared at other girls for a long time, do you look good?"

Zhou Zhou glanced at the small puddle of water on the ground, and said, "It's, it's okay."

Instructor: "Go squat forward and jump 50 meters."

Zhou Zhou: "Ah? Why?"

Instructor: "I asked you to stand in a military posture, but I didn't let you stand in a military posture with a stiff neck! Turn your head 45 degrees and you pretend to be depressed!?"

weekly:. . .

Resigned to his fate, he squatted on the ground and jumped forward. After jumping a few meters, Zhou Zhou couldn't jump anymore. He just looked up at the instructor without getting up, obviously trying to play tricks.It's a pity that the instructor didn't like that, and looked at his watch blankly: "It will be completed within 10 seconds." 10 seconds?Calculating the distance, it is impossible to complete it at all, so continue to hang on.

The instructor ordered everyone to assemble, turned to him and said, "If you can't finish it, run 4 laps around the playground."

Zhou Zhou continued to squat, looking at the runway of the playground, well, one lap of 400 meters, four laps of 4 meters. 1600, 1, 6, 0 meters! ! !Seeing that the instructor didn't pay any attention to his training, Zhou Zhou had no choice but to stand up and run laps with a sigh. He didn't worry at all whether he would vomit blood after running 0 laps, because he wasn't sure if he could persist. Complete 4 laps!Zhou Zhou's speed slowed down as he ran, it wasn't that he was tired, he was not so weak because he was less than half a lap away!It was because he found out that the instructor asked him to run laps but didn't say how long it took him to finish. Doesn't this mean that he can sway slowly?Hehe, trotting slowly, he didn't dare to walk blatantly. If he was found, he might be punished severely by that cold-blooded instructor.Zhou Zhou sneaked to the small shaded place next to the rostrum to rest for a while after running one lap, and ran the next lap after he had recovered his breath. He just dawdled and ran for four laps in a stop-and-go manner. He was not in a hurry to go to the instructor's business, and hid in Xiaoshaliang to rest.

"I've been staring at you for a while, but you will enjoy it." Just sitting there, I heard someone talking to me next to me, and when I turned my head, this person seemed to be a company commander or something.

enjoy?Where did he enjoy it?He was suffering, Zhou Zhou felt aggrieved, "Then what, you should take good care of your soldiers."

"Oh?" A certain company commander was very interested in this topic and sat next to him.

"Being a soldier, you can't only develop your motor nerves, but also improve your common sense theoretical knowledge. Especially that." Zhou Zhou pointed to the instructor Chen of their college.

A certain company commander glanced in the direction he pointed, and was amused, "What happened to him?"

Zhou Zhou seems to have finally found someone to confide in: "Then what, let me tell you, he asked me to squat and jump nearly 10 meters in 50 seconds, how can this be done, even if I am a toad, ah bah, even if I am a toad Can't finish the dance, it's completely against the limit of human body movement." He said to Yang Yang's chin at the education official, "He was in the arts and science class when he was in junior high school, physics and biology are so bad. Hey, do you often take 100 yuan to find him? He changed zero?"

"Oh? What do you say?"

"Tsk, let's make money, he is so bad at math, I guess if you give him 100 yuan, he can give you 250 yuan."

"Hehe. I said you are quite funny, little baby."

Zhou Zhou pursed his lips and ordered people unceremoniously, "Go and get me a bottle of water." He was thirsty after talking for a long time.

The company commander was taken aback, "Why should I get it for you? You really don't see me." Looking at the time, he kicked Zhou Zhou next to him, "Go back to training! Go get water by yourself."

Zhou Zhou curled his lips and got up, and if he didn't give it, he wouldn't take it, so why send him back to training.

Returning to the phalanx of my own college, the instructor: "Is it over?"

Zhou Zhou: "Run!" Emphatically.

The instructor didn't bother to argue with him, "Return to the team!"

Zhou Zhou: "Oh"

Instructor: "Oh, oh what, answer 'yes'."

Zhou Zhou: "Oh! Yes!"

Instructor: . . .

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