Weekly thoughts

Angrily ate up a large bowl of rice, hiccup!Made it!

Zhou Zhou squinted his eyes to enjoy Su Nian's high-quality service of rubbing his stomach, hooked his hand to the remote control and continued to ravage.When switching to a certain channel, Zhou Zhou turned his head and stared enviously for a while, "Traitor! Traitor!"

A children's talent show was playing on TV. An 8 or 9-year-old boy stood confidently on the stage, speaking fluently and authentically in an ABC accent.

Su Nian shunned him, "Be good, don't envy, your Mandarin is better than him."

"That's it!" Zhou Zhou said proudly, "Give him a tongue twister so as not to confuse him!" As soon as the words fell, the boy on the TV performed the next program - the tongue twister.

Zhou Zhou was stimulated, "Why, why, this kid is going against the sky now, let's forget about English, your sister is so good at tongue twisters!" Volatile'!

Su Nian was about to comfort him softly when Zhou Zhou put his arms around his waist, "Fortunately, I have a boyfriend, but he doesn't."

Su read the black line, and pushed him away contemptuously, "You are so fucking good! It's okay, let me learn more English!"

Zhou Zhou quibbles, "I don't want it! I don't go abroad, and I don't have foreign boyfriends. If I know a little Mandarin, I won't be afraid to travel all over China!"

"Why don't you just be an illiterate!"

Zhou Zhou pouted, "If you are kidnapped into the mountains to be a male daughter-in-law, it will be difficult for you to escape if you are illiterate."

What a mess of logic!Seeing Zhou Zhou tilting his head and answering earnestly, Su Nian is sure that this guy has definitely thought about the possibility of this kind of thing happening!

"Based on your current English proficiency, it will be even harder to escape if you are kidnapped abroad!"

Zhou Zhou was puzzled, "What is the English language of a mouse seeing a cat?"

"Shivering, stuttering."

weekly:. . . "You look down on me too much. Although my spoken English is a bit bad, my English vocabulary must be a thousand or eight hundred!"

Su Nian was completely confused by Zhou Zhou's proud tone, "What the hell have you learned in the past two years? College English requires at least 4 to 5 words."

Zhou Zhou blinked suspiciously, "How much?"

Su Nian: . . .He had to resist the urge to press the poor kid on the sofa and beat him hard.

Zhou Zhou shook his head, "Anyway, if you memorize it, you have to forget it. Why do you take up so much space in your brain?"

"I think you have enough brain space to build an airport."

"How dare you insult people! How come you only build one, I can build several!" He said that he was still stinky and raised his neck at Su Nian.

Su Nian stared at him blankly for a while, and a smile gradually appeared on the corner of her mouth, which meant she was quite excited, "I said, you must know that the school does not issue academic certificates for English level four."

"What!" Zhou Zhou was shocked.How could he not know about this?Su Nian asked cautiously suspiciously: "You, you won't lie to me, will you?"

Su Nian shrugged, "What good is lying to you and me?"

"This school is too perverted!" Zhou Zhou panicked, shouting indistinctly, "How could anyone harm the students in his school so much!"

Su Nian crossed his arms and admired Zhou Zhou's panicked and hopeless expression, "I remember, the last time I failed the CET-[-] exam, you said it was an accident that the vocabulary was beyond the standard." Fingers pinched Zhou Zhou's face, "If you fail again this time , I will personally help you pass."

Zhou Zhou rescued his pinched cheek and said, "Why wait for me to fail again, you can start teaching me to recite words now."

Su Nian raised her eyebrows, "Are you sure you need it? Make a model with 26 English letters the size of an expander. If you can't remember which word, I will use the corresponding letter expander to insert your butt in turn," he said. With a wicked smile, "Oh, this kind of memory should be deep enough."

"No, don't bother." Zhou Zhou shivered, and quickly retreated from Su Nian's side to the corner.

So, so scary!Woooooooo...not demons! !

On this day, Zhou Zhou jumped to Su Nian's bedroom.

"Wow! What an abrupt picture!" Zhou Zhou covered his eyes exaggeratedly with his hands.

"Fuck!" Zhang Yang spat at him viciously.

"Tsk tsk, second senior brother, are you swollen? Someone boiled it?" The voice was cheerful and obviously gossiping.

"Brother, disappear! Immediately, immediately! Speed!!!" Zhang Yang roared while covering his face.In other words, Zhang Yang is still the same Zhang Yang, but, uh, the originally thin and stylish cheeks are now red and swollen, which is really horrible.

Zhou Zhou studied it carefully, then compared his palms, and suddenly said, "Huh? So you didn't get slapped in the face, so why did you become a pig's head?"

"Slap me in the face! Brother, this is an allergy! Do you understand allergies!!"

Zhou Zhou was surprised, "Wow! A womanizer like you who doesn't mind meat and vegetables, who doesn't like meat, who is fat but not greasy, is also allergic to it!" His voice was astonished, as if he had witnessed aliens coming to earth to rape a female Like a pig.

"Cough," Zhang Hao expressed sympathy for a certain pig-faced figure whose nostrils were about to smoke, and interjected, "Then what, Zhou Zi, it's food, and Zhang Yang is allergic to food."

Uh, is he delusional?Zhou Zi became even more curious, "Zhang Yang, what are you eating? Flies, dog poop, or bird droppings?"

Zhang Hao:. . .What happened in the past two years that turned the innocent little Zhou Zhou into such a serious taste today?

Zhang Yang's swollen face seemed to be fuller, "Can I eat something normal?"

"However, these are relatively common. Could it be that you have eaten the legendary ape dung!"

"Get out! Give me a smooth disappearance!!!"

"Oh, Zhou Zi, it's pineapples. I'm allergic to pineapples." Zhang Hao couldn't help but interjected again. If he didn't say anything else, Zhang Yang would be blown up and burst to death by the qi and blood.

"Pineapples can also be allergic." This is the first time Zhou Zhou has heard of it. He always thought that only seafood would cause allergic reactions. "Hey, I have learned a lot. It turns out that there are more strange things every year."

Zhang Yang mocked unceremoniously, "It's an honor to contribute some knowledge to your unsound brain, should I charge some copyright fees?"

"Hmph, I don't care about you, I'm looking for Su Nian, what about others?"

"Don't mention him to my brother!" Zhang Yang's face turned dark, and his negative emotions were instantly full, "If he hadn't generously presented a box of snacks yesterday, could my brother's face be allergic!"

Zhou Zhou swayed his legs while sitting on the stool, and said contemptuously, "Didn't your mother tell you not to accept other people's things casually?"

"My mom just told me not to trust strangers!"

"Oh," Zhou Zhou nodded understandingly, "Then it's not your fault, it's your mother's incomplete education."

"Fuck me!"

While talking, Su Nian came back and threw Zhang Yang a ointment, "Here, I bought it for you, to treat allergies."

A certain three people:. . .

Even Zhou Zhou is a little suspicious, Su Nian is so kind?This is too out of this man's style.

Zhang Yang was even more vigilant, he had already been murdered once, and he would never be fooled again, "No, thank you."

"Really no need?" Su Nian asked, and after receiving Zhang Yang's very positive answer, her expression was a little regretful, "Oh, it's a pity, the pineapple flavor was specially selected for you."

Zhou Zhou, Zhang Hao:. . .I knew that this unscrupulous man would never do good deeds and engage in unity and friendship!

Zhang Yang: "Damn it! How did I offend you, Master Su?"

Su Nian raised her eyebrows when she heard this: "Huh? Do you dare to offend me?"

Zhang Yang:. . .He dare not.But, thinking about my face that I can only live in the dormitory for a week, "Uncle Su, you clearly know that I am allergic to pineapples..."

Su Nian: "Oh? Really? I forgot."

Well, what a pale explanation...

Zhang Yang:! ! !

Zhou Zhou and Zhang Hao looked at each other: Su Nian definitely did it on purpose!In the future, remember that if you provoke a man or a woman, you can't provoke the devil Su!Damn it's too bad! !

It is said that Zhou Zhou has been studying seriously for the past two days, holding a dictionary to memorize words every day, ABC is in front of his eyes, and he can even read Chinese Pinyin into English now.It's a pity, it is estimated that the situation is too violent, and the quality is not high.

Zhou Zhou came to Su Nian today to discuss a solution.After seeing Zhang Yang's tragic appearance, it has the effect of killing chickens and monkeys. This child is even more determined to pass CET-[-]. Anyway, he must not fall into Su Nian's hands, otherwise the consequences will be... woo woo woo , he seems to have seen his little ass being tortured and broken by some demon...

Following Su Nian to the student union office, Zhou Zhou scratched his hair, "Su Nian, do you think I want to enroll in a remedial class that has passed the fourth grade?"

"Based on your current half-retirement level, are you sure you can understand what the tutor is talking about?"

weekly:. . .

Although Su Nian didn't look back, Zhou Zhou could vaguely guess his hateful and contemptuous face.Damn, don't bring such a shocking person!

"Then what, Su Nian, you should at least encourage me, otherwise I won't be motivated."

Su Nian is as good as good, if you ignore the flat voice without a trace of accent, "Take your vacuum head and go to the examination room naked, No. 1 must be you."

weekly:. . .Good words are insincere, perfunctory, and unrealistic.

"Hey, Su Nian, if you say that about me, I will lose the courage to live negatively."

"That's right, some people are already dead when they are alive, and some people are worse than dying early when they are dead."

weekly:. . .

Su Nian opened the office door and looked back at the man who was following behind him with his head down listlessly, sighed softly, pulled him over, closed the door, and kissed.

Nose lightly rubbing the tip of Zhou Zhou's nose, "Melancholy boy, are you cured?"

"Hmph!" Zhou Zhou hummed softly, biting Su Nian's lips, "I still want to kiss."

Su Nian chuckled, "Heh! So he's still an impatient young man." But for such a small request that suits him, he has always been respectful rather than obedient.Cover lips, suck. Allow, pick. Play.

"Hmm..." Zhou Zhou couldn't help being moved, and gently rubbed against Su Nian like a small animal.

"Want it?" Su Nian squeezed Zhou Zhou's upturned little butt, and even slapped it twice.

"Uncomfortable..." Zhou Zhou buried his small face in Su Nian's arms and moaned coquettishly.

Su Nian turned her head to look at the time, tsk, it's not enough, and there will be a meeting later. "Hey, let me help you out, okay?"

Half dragged and half hugged Zhou Zhou to sit on the chair beside him.

"Don't, don't stay here, someone will come." Zhou Zhou clamped his legs to dodge, not letting Su Nian touch him.

"No one, be obedient." Imprisoning the person, fingers nimbly poked in, touching the warm half-up, Su Nian followed the smoothness in the palm of his hand up and down, from slow to fast, changing the speed and rhythm, only To make the little person in my arms comfortable.

"Hmm." The constant rubbing made Zhou Zhou tremble comfortably, tightly pulling the clothes around Su Nian's waist, and rubbing his small body against Su Nian's body, the small waist also swayed slightly following Su Nian's movements, "I um..."

Su Nian supported the back of Zhou Zhou's neck, lowered her head and kissed the groan that escaped from her mouth, and her palms were also wet and greasy from the trembling.

Zhou Zhou lazily leaned into Su Nian's arms, until Su Nian wiped it clean with a tissue and he was fully dressed again, then moved his body a little and changed to a more comfortable position.

"Huh?" Zhou Zhou looked up uncertainly, "Why do you..."

Seeing Zhou Zhou's puzzled expression, Su Nian knew that the child was thinking wildly again, so he laughed and said, "I'm not a long-suffering pervert, how can I be so hungry and thirsty." Son, but like the little kissing and rubbing just now, unless he wants it, it shouldn't be able to stir up any thunder.He is not some stupid little virgin, and it is basically not a problem to manage his brother's emotional changes in his lower body rationally.

"But," Zhou Zhou's small eyes aimed at a certain place of Su Nian again, there was no response there, and he couldn't help being curious, "Didn't you say that you couldn't help it? How did you control it?"

"Don't compare me with a beast, your man is at the top of the biological chain!" Su Nian snorted disdainfully.

weekly:. . .Staring at that place, I couldn't help poking a certain 'highest level' brother with my finger.The subordinates swelled rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.Zhou Zhou withdrew his finger, "It, it..."

"Huh? How is it?" Su Nianhao asked leisurely.

Zhou Zhou pointed to that place and then to Su Nian, "You, didn't you say that you are the highest level of the biological chain!"

Su Nian wrapped Zhou Zhou's fingers and played with them one by one, "Didn't anyone tell you that the 'highest level' likes to make private visits in micro-services, and occasionally do some beastly things."

weekly:. . .Can you say this kind of shameless thing in a more dignified and aboveboard manner!

"I, um, use my hands..."

"It's okay, it will be fine in a while."

Zhou Zhou didn't want Su Nian to be patient.Actually, that's okay too, leaning over and reaching out to untie Su Nian's belt.Su Nian also made it for him with her mouth, he can do it too...

Clutching the troubled hand, Su Nian asked calmly, "What are you going to do?"

Zhou Zhou's fingertips trembled, "Just, just that kind of thing..."

"No need." Pulling the person back into his arms, although he was surprised that Zhou Zhou would make such a move, and probably understood his intentions, he didn't need to do this kind of thing for him.

When Zhou Zhou heard the words, he stopped in embarrassment. It would be embarrassing to do such a thing, and it would be most embarrassing to be rejected directly...

Su Nian Bulen Bulen Zhou Zhou's head, explained: "It's because I don't want to part with the baby."

One sentence solved the awkwardness in my heart, it turned out that the lover loved him...Zhou Zhou pursed the corners of his lips and hugged Su Nian back, "Hey, why are you so kind to me?"

"Oh? Finally got a conscience?"

"Hmph," Zhou Zhou saw that the atmosphere was good and was ready to climb up, "hey, you have to be nice to me all the time."

"Ah."

"You can't kill me casually."

"Ah."

"Even if I fail the final exam."

"Ah."

"Even if I fail CET-[-]." This is the ultimate purpose of all nonsense.

"...Except for this one." Not fooled.

weekly:! ! !Plan, fail.

Zhou Zhou hit Su Nian with his head, "Why don't you fall for it!"

Su Nian grabbed Zhou Zhou by the back of the neck like a small animal, "Do you have the guts to play with something that is comparable to Xiaobai?" He said threateningly, "Are you insulting me? Me or insult me?"

Zhou Zhou raised his little paws in grief and scratched: Which bastard said that the darker people are, the easier it is to capsize in Xiaobai's gutter?The young master wants to scratch him to death!Woohoo, this is a complete nonsense!absurd! !

After grief and anger, Zhou Zhou shook Su Nian's arm pitifully, "Su Nian, do you think I should enroll in an amateur cram school?"

"casual."

"What do you mean casually? You can also give me some advice."

"I'm not interested in your messy process, I only care about the result."

"Hmph, I think you're most interested in the idea of ​​torturing my ass!"

Su Nian raised his eyebrows, it is undeniable that he has a little 'selfishness'.

weekly:. . .He just knew it!This stinky man definitely takes torturing and teasing him as one of the great pleasures of his life!

"Then what, Su Nian, why don't you help me find a cram school." Zhou Zhou adhered to the principle of being lazy as long as he can, and never doing anything himself if he can rely on Su Nian.

"Didn't a great leader tell you, 'Do it yourself and have enough to eat.'"

"Yeah, the leader also told me, 'All love not for the purpose of marriage is playing hooligans', hey, comrade hooligans," Zhou Zhou said, poking Su Nian's chest with his finger, "if there are hooligans now If it's a crime, you may have been educated and rehabilitated for how many rounds you have done to me. "

"Poor mouth!" Su Nian flicked Zhou Zhou's forehead.

Zhou Zhou rubbed his head and stood up, "Hey, then I'll go find a make-up class."

"Well, I'll take you back there tonight."

"what?"

Su Nian folded her arms and looked at him, "What do you think?"

snort!Want to do that to him again!Zhou Zhou glanced at the 'tent' that hadn't disappeared between Su Nian's legs, "Hey, you'd better go 'do it yourself and have enough food and clothing'!" Saying that, he proudly raised his neck at Su Nian, and walked away proudly stepping on the clouds .

Su Nian was taken aback, heh!Putting his arms on the table and propping his head up, he chuckled and looked at the direction in which the child was leaving, tsk, it's getting more and more interesting!

Su Nian knew that Zhou Zhou was playing tricks, but he didn't intend to help.His little lover also needs to grow up and need to be independent.He can spoil him and get used to him, but he can't pamper him in everything.They still have a long way to go, and Zhou Zhou needs to do something and take responsibility in many aspects.During the simple study and life during college, they can still get tired of being together from time to time, simply talking about love, and when they step into the society in the future, pure feelings will be mixed with many other things, no matter good or bad, they need to face, solve.

Zhou Zhou likes to cling to him, and he also allows him to be so unreservedly dependent, and even allows Zhou Zhou to develop a little habit of relying on him.However, the premise of this kind of dependence that Su Nian wants is that when he is not by his side, his Zhou Zhou is strong enough to stand alone.

In this regard, his lazy little lover still needs to work hard!

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