Weekly thoughts

H City Airport

Zhou Zhou in the airport supermarket held a bunch of snacks, and finally picked out a magazine. When he went to check out, he saw Su Nian waiting for him at the cashier.The beautiful eyes blinked and blinked, and he became more playful, and approached him as if trying to strike up a conversation, "Hello handsome guy!"

Su Nian glanced at him and remained silent.

"Hehe, is the handsome guy waiting for someone?"

"..."

Tsk, it's so, so cold!Zhou Zhou continued to work hard, "The things in the airport are so expensive, can you buy it for me as a treat for the handsome guy?"

Su Nian raised her eyebrows, "It sounds nice, I'll think about it."

Simple, Zhou Zhou shook Su Nian's arm coquettishly, "Ouba~"

"..."

"Euni sauce~"

"..."

"Baby?"

"..."

"Darling?"

"..."

What the hell is going on with this stinking man!Zhou Zhou, who was at a loss for words, tentatively asked, "Dear, dear?"

Su Nian finally reacted, and raised her hand to touch Zhou Zhou's face provocatively, "Good boy, brother likes to listen to Mandarin." Then Grandpa Chao pulled out his wallet, "Brother, please!"

"..." Zhou Zhou hid his face, this nouveau riche's rustic demeanor... too, too embarrassing!

The bumbling duo left the little girl at the cash register with a look of confusion, perplexity, disillusionment, reorganization, and regeneration of the world outlook and outlook on life...

It took a while for Zhou Zhou to walk out of the supermarket before he pulled Su Nian slowly, "I made a mistake when I changed the money just now, so I'll give you 20 less?"

"Reward her! Make up for the shock."

"I want to make up for it!"

"I haven't confiscated your co-performance fee yet."

"No money! If you want money, you don't have to die."

"Why would I want your life? It's worthless." Su Nian leaned closer to Zhou Zhou's ear and whispered, "Use your pornographic ass to offset it."

"!" This beast!Pervert!

on the plane

Zhou Zhou is holding a large box of potato chips, click, click, click.

Su Nian: "..."

Click, click, click.

"How long are you going to disgust me?"

Zhou Yi held a magazine under his chin with one hand, took out the potato chips with the other hand and spun them around to make various irregular abstract patterns with his teeth, and then ate them. He took the time to say, "It's boring."

"You bought magazines just to pick up these scraps?"

"Speaking of civility and hygiene, you will be cursed by the cleaning lady wherever you do it."

"..."

Zhou Zhou has already wiped out 4 boxes of potato chips, and his mouth feels tired, so he stops to wipe his hands with a wet towel, "Then let's chat."

"I have no common language with you."

"How could it be! It's not that you are too indifferent. Su Nian, you said that if the plane encounters an air loss, will you treat me like Jack gave Rose the last parachute, then we..."

Before the words were finished, the plane, which was flying smoothly, suddenly experienced a big bump, and there was an instant scream in the cabin.

Su Nian gave Zhou Zhou a pack of snacks with a dark face, "You better stop talking and eat." Now he doesn't want to correct whether the Titanic that Jack and Rose are on is a ship or an airplane.

Zhou Zhou was also taken aback, and looked at Su Nian in a daze, "Is what I said going to come true?"

"..."

The plane continued to vibrate violently, suddenly tilted to the right and plunged tens of meters, Zhou Zhou nervously held Su Nian's hand, "If today is really a prophecy, my prophecy will come true, I want Su Nian to love me Forever, no no no, forever!"

"..." Su Nian looked at this little man whose pale face was pale with fright, and took out a tissue to wipe off the potato chips sticking to the corner of his mouth, "Idiot."

"This is called infatuation!" Zhou Zhou retorted, suddenly thought of something and began to search in a panic, "Su Nian, do you have paper and pen?"

"what?"

"Leave a suicide note for my parents."

The corners of Su Nian's mouth twitched to stop him, "It's just a bump caused by the airflow."

"I've experienced turbulence before, but there's nothing so violent and terrifying." The flight attendant's soothing voice was constantly heard on the plane's radio, mixed with the panicked and panicked voices of the cabin passengers. The more Zhou Zhou thought about it, the more he felt that the god of death had come.

Su Nian hurriedly hugged the little thing that scared her, "What are you thinking about, it's okay, just be obedient."

"Nian, I don't want to die, I haven't married you yet."

"..."

"We don't have kids yet."

"child?"

"I'm not even pregnant yet."

Su Nian narrowed her eyes and tugged at Zhou Zhou's face, "Is the acting interesting?"

"Hehe, it's, it's okay."

"..." Su Nian pushed him away expressionlessly.

"We have passed the test of life and death, why are you not gentle at all?"

"Just this little fluctuation is not as exciting as a roller coaster, a test of life and death? You're really embarrassed to say it."

"You're too unromantic."

"Romancing with you is a waste."

"Don't say that, I was really scared just now."

"..."

After several turbulences, the plane has returned to smooth flight, and Zhou Zhou continued to eat snacks, "Hey, do you think the pilot of the plane was drinking and driving? I don't know how the traffic police uncle ordered him to stop and check for drunk driving. "

"..." Su Nian directly ignored this stupid problem.

"Su Nian," Zhou Zhou pushed him, "It was such a thrilling experience just now, will the airline offer some compensation or something?"

"Why bother, you roll on the ground and jump through the fire ring, I'll reward you."

"You take me for a circus monkey?"

"It's a compliment to you."

"The way you praise people is really unique."

"Your pleasure."

"..."

The author has something to say: Alas, I am slower and I am less... I was wrong...

I speed up, I work hard, I improve...

Let's spur me hard, hehe