Weekly thoughts

H big male dormitory

Zhang Yang was playing games in the dormitory, and he caught sight of Su Nian walking out after answering the phone, "Oh, why are you going in the middle of the night?"

Su Nian hooked the corner of her mouth: "Drink porridge."

Zhang Yang was taken aback, what would he drink in the middle of the night... Porridge, Zhou! "Hey wait for me, I'll go too."

Zhang Yang was really curious about this man named Zhou Zhou.Thinking about the day when he returned to the dormitory, he saw Su Nian casually surfing the Internet, but he was obviously in a good mood.Can't help but glance at Su Nian's computer curiously, and was suddenly struck by lightning.Looking up at Su Nian with incomparable admiration, Master Su is indeed not something ordinary people like them can compare with.

The chat box on the computer screen was full of pink and tender gossip, and Zhang Yang looked at the calm Su Nian unsteadily, "I said, you are too heavy-handed, right?"

There are so many pure, cute, loli, Yujie, gentle and virtuous, Xiaojiabiyu beauties in the school around him, Su Nian can't really be like this, uh, has a unique taste, right? ? ?Swallowing his saliva with difficulty, he really wanted to be struck by lightning now.Having said that, only a master like Su Nian can suppress this rare top product.

Su Nian looked at Zhang Yang's troubled face in a good mood, and after admiring the facial performance of turning steamed stuffed buns into siu mai, he seemed to be in a better mood, and explained kindly: "Male."

ah?Male, male?Zhang Yang glanced at the screen with pink fonts, and felt that his already confused head was even more dizzy. This world is too unreal.Later, Zhang Yang stopped playing games, and went to Su Nian's computer when he had nothing to do, and realized that the two of them were just joking around.Seeing Su Nianmao teasing Zhou Zhou like a mouse, and looking up at the sky, it really is Su Dashen who has the highest rank!A certain little monster can only be trampled in front of Master Su.

"How can you be sure that Zhou Zhou is a man?" Zhang Yang was really curious. He also often watched the conversations between the two, but he didn't find any clues to prove that the person on the other end of the computer might be a boy.

"You can't even tell the difference between a shemale and a monster, just go back to the furnace and remake it"

Zhang Yang: "..." Su Nian, the look you just glanced over just now was contemptuous, right, right?

Zhou Zhou cheerfully asked Su Nian to meet him at the school gate. After hanging up the phone, the car drove into the urban area. He and Liu Yuzhe were finally sure that each other was safe. There was a legendary chance of kidnapping and kidnapping. That shit luck experienced it firsthand.

As soon as I got off the bus at H University, I saw the three of Tong Mu who had arrived before them, but before they could speak, I heard a voice from the reception office of the student union at the gate, speaking in an unauthentic local dialect: Hongdou Porridge, mung bean porridge, and porridge seem to be porridge; pumpkin porridge, eight-treasure porridge, porridge come here...

Liu Yuzhe: "What's going on, selling porridge at the school gate in the middle of the night?"

Tong Mu: "Why is it so weird?"

"..." Zhou Zhou, "I think maybe we should go there."

Seeing someone approaching, the unpleasant noise was paused.Zhang Yang: "Which one is Zhou Zhou?"

weekly:. . . "I am."

"Haha," Zhang Yang looked at the person beside him with trepidation, "How about Su Nian, my trick is good enough."

"It's boring enough." Su Nian leaned back on the chair with her arms folded, raised her hand to look at her hands and said expressionlessly: "So far, I heard that one person who was deceived came to buy red bean porridge, and three came to buy eight-treasure porridge. "

Zhang Yang: "..." Is he bored?Su Dashen, you are all right, remember so clearly how many people came to buy what kind of porridge, this is the most boring thing, isn't it!

Watching the defiant duo carelessly occupying the desks, chairs and computers at the freshman reception, the staff of the student union were bullied into squatting in the corner and drawing circles. . .Zhou Zhou's black line, these two people made noise in the middle of the night, disturbed the law and order, and obstructed official duties, so no police uncle came to arrest them. . .

"Huh?" Su Nian narrowed his eyes, suddenly stood up and approached Zhou Zhou in front of him, "Milk scent..."

"Huh? Really," Zhang Yang also leaned over and sniffed vigorously, "I can smell the pure natural milk fragrance without any preservatives!"

"Are you sure?" Su Nian asked with her head tilted.

"Must! I have drank all kinds of donkey, horse, cow and goat milk for more than 20 years. I am absolutely senior and authoritative!"

Su Nian leaned over and sniffed Zhou Zhou's shoulder, then moved to his mouth, raised her eyes to see a certain little one that was completely dazed and stiff, raised the corners of her mouth and took a step back as if nothing had happened, "Let's go, go to the hotel."

Everyone: For Mao, there is a feeling of inspecting, loading, and being slaughtered. . .

Zhou Zhou: "..." What's wrong with this!

Sniffing my clothes secretly, uh, it smells like milk, probably from the lump of meat on the plane.Looking at Su Nian who was casually leading the way with his index finger waving the key ring, he said that this person didn’t know he was a boy before, so why didn’t he feel a little surprised, and it was enough to be a horror, at least let him be an Internet ladyboy for more than two months Life is a little fulfilling.She curled her lips, thinking that this person is definitely either a weirdo or a weirdo!

"weekly?"

"Ah?" He looked at the person he was slandering with a guilty conscience, "What, what?"

"Come to my side," Su Nian Chong hooked his fingers, "Don't stay too far away from me, I can't smell the scent of milk, I think you've lost me."

Zhou Zhou grinds his teeth, your sister! !

Zhang Yang looked at the movement of Su Nian hooking his fingers in doubt, why did it feel so familiar. . .It wasn't until I saw the big black dog at the door of the security room when I passed the south gate that I suddenly remembered that this seemed to be the signature move of the security uncle when he usually teased Da Hei. . .

When they arrived at the hotel, they encountered a new problem. Zhou Zhou and his freshmen were three men and two women, but there were only two vacant rooms left in the hotel.When the school starts, the surrounding hotels are basically full, and it is lucky to have a vacant room now.The final solution is that the two girls live in one room, the two boys live in one room, and go to Su Nian's dormitory every week.

Su Nian lived in a four-person dormitory, and his roommate Meng Qidi moved out to rent a room with his girlfriend in the first semester of his freshman year. He only returned to his 'natal home' to borrow a room when he got angry with his girlfriend and was kicked out. Right now, his bed is empty. of.

Following Su Nian and the boy who claimed to be Zhang Yang to the dormitory, Zhou Zhou couldn't help complaining to them about the Niaoyu dialect in H Province, and described the thrilling journey in the car, regretting it very much after speaking.

Zhang Yang smiled exaggeratedly and wiped his tears, "Su Nian, where did this kid come from? It's so funny, hahaha~"

Ha, ha, your sister!

Su Nian saw that someone was about to explode, smiled and reached out to rub his hair, "It's a good thing to have a sense of crisis."

Pulling off the claws that had been rubbing on the hair for a long time and refused to let go, Zhou Zhou's face was slightly red, no, no such comforting, and, also, what is the obvious joke in this bastard's smiling eyes !With his head down, he decided to ignore the two people in front of him who had no sympathy and hit the fragile hearts of teenagers, oh no, they were two beasts!

Seeing that Zhou Zhou was empty-handed, Su Nian threw the suitcase directly at the fellow in the hotel, she was really relaxed.When passing by the supermarket, let him go in and buy some toiletries.

Looking at the various products displayed in front of him, Zhou Zhou scratched his head in a daze, which one should he buy?

He grew up under the doting of his mother. It can't be said that he has reached the realm of opening his mouth and stretching his hands when he eats, but it is not far away.Let’s just talk about eating fruit. When did Zhou’s mother cut it into pieces, put it on a plate and put a toothpick in front of him? When did he wash an apple and peel a banana by himself?It's not that this kid is lazy or is the bully of the family, on the contrary, Zhou Zhou is very sensible and filial. He has never made his parents angry since he was a child, not even once.Zhou's mother and Zhou's father occasionally quarreled in anger, but it was he who persuaded and reconciled.Zhou's mother loves her baby pimple, and thinks that Zhou Zhou is their family's lucky star. She understands the principle of family harmony and prosperity. Persuading Zhou Xuan to act cute and coquettish, this family might be turned into a fuss.So the more sensible Zhou Zhou is, the more she can't wait to be pampered by the stars and the moon. She always wants to give him the best, and takes care of everything in life. Every time she sees her baby with a beautiful face and says "thank you, mom", she is very happy , I feel warm in my heart.Zhou's mother never felt that she doted on her son. She felt that her son was worthy of her precious love.

Zhou Zhou has been taken care of by his mother since he was a child, and he has never bought anything in person. Now he inevitably feels a little helpless.Su Nian looked at him standing there blankly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and quickly got some washing things, such as toothbrushes, towels, shampoo and shower gel, just borrowed from him.

Zhou Zhou went to check out with a small stack of goods in his arms in a daze.Su Nian didn't even bother to twitch the corners of his mouth when he took out a small wad of hundred-yuan bills from his wallet, and directly took out one bill from it, and put the others in his wallet for him.

It wasn't until Zhou Zhou got out of the supermarket that he reacted slowly, "Ah, I'm done shopping, so fast."

Su Nian: "..."

Zhang Yang looked at Zhou Zhou in amazement, and thought: This baby is really not from Earth!

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