boy, please don't do it

As soon as Yuqilang went online, he saw Ruhuazi crouching on the ground with his hands covering his ears like a defeated prisoner.It's rare to see such a "well-behaved" appearance like a playboy, Yu Qilang felt it was very fresh, and after going around him three times, he patted his head three times and said: "You are so good, I will buy it for you today." Ration!"

Ruhua took a breath and stood up, slapped her wolf claws away, looked down at her with contempt, turned around silently and went to the gate of the city without a word, and disappeared in the teleportation array after a while Inside.

Because he was too scared, Su Danhong hid in the game, but after calming down and thinking about it, he began to wonder if Chu Liuxiang was deliberately playing tricks on him.

It's a pity that although he had doubts, he didn't have the guts to go offline to confirm this guess.

Conjectures that cannot be proved, instead of continuing to doubt and increase troubles, it is better to leave it behind and do something more meaningful.

Thinking like this, the playboy got up, looked down at the "frivolous" behavior of Yu Qilang with his eyes, and went to Guanghai Qixing Island to climb trees.

The seven-star sacred tree on Qixing Island in Guanghai is more than a thousand feet high, and it goes straight into the galaxy's star veins. It climbed to the top of the tree like a playboy, and escaped one magnetic field storm after another before entering the galaxy's star veins map. After detouring around the famous "Holy Land of Suicide", he finally found what he wanted - the Milky Way Star Diamond, at a corner in the southeast direction.

The Galaxy Star Diamond is not a particularly valuable thing, but the Galaxy Star Vein is the most famous maze map in the Jagged Rivers and Lakes. Even now, no player has found out where the exit is, and once the player enters, they will soon find that they can't even enter the entrance. I can't find it anymore, and the only way to leave this "nightmare map" is to commit suicide.

Therefore, it can be said that anyone who has entered the galaxy star veins must be mentally prepared to die once, and the galaxy star diamond is used to be inlaid on the ring no matter how you look at it. To prove their love, they ran into the galaxy's star veins to pick up the star diamonds.

And these people, without exception, are hung on this map, and then the system will use big blood-red characters to announce to the world that so-and-so has committed suicide in the galaxy's star veins, so everyone in the whole area We all know that XX is getting married!

For example, Mr. Hua was forced to enter this map once by the girl's heart, and then he hung up.At that time, he swore that he would never enter this map again in this life, and he would never give in even if a woman who wanted to be frightened slashed his neck in front of him!

Now, he took the initiative to run into this map for Chu Liuxiang, picked a broken stone without any boosting effect, then wiped his neck with a knife, and committed suicide on this map, so that everyone in the district would know that he was ready to get married like a playboy!

Ever since Playboy became the No. 1 coming out of the "Iron Blood Rivers and Lakes", he has almost become a figure that everyone in the server knows. The Rotten Girls Association even pulled him into several advertisements, abruptly rendering District 32 as gay Paradise, paradise for rotten girls.

Sure enough, as soon as the dude committed suicide and became benevolent, when he came out of the resurrection point, he received a lot of greeting letters, or congratulated him on his return from the wrong way and returned to the embrace of heterosexuality, or asked him if he wanted to do it again for love Transgender, go to Eunuch Liu to change back into a girl like a flower, and the vice president of the Rotten Girls Association seriously warns him not to engage in fraudulent marriages, otherwise they will kill him until he can no longer set foot in District 32.

Faced with the flood of love and greetings, he calmly deleted all of them with one click, and then closed the mailbox and chat box.

For example, Playboy spent nearly two hours carefully polishing the pair of rings he wanted. He also crushed the 2-carat star diamond into fine particles and inlaid it on the ring.

Young Master Ruhua looked at his new work with satisfaction, put it away after kissing him, and walked out of the blacksmith shop.

But just as he greeted the NPC officer at the door, he saw a very familiar beautiful figure that had haunted him for two whole years—that lovely and charming person was standing at the resurrection point not far away , watching the players coming and going motionlessly.

The playboy opened his mouth wide in disbelief, and one tear and two tears... fell out of his eye sockets like beads on a string—he couldn't believe that he saw Ms. He!

But how is this possible?

Well, if Ms. He is willing, they can indeed meet in this game that connects two time and space!

Ruhua boy wiped away the tears that flowed out without thinking, rubbed his eyes again, and slowly approached the female player who seemed to be in a daze.When he saw that the other party's ID was "Ms. He looking for her son", his heart skipped a beat.

Ms. He didn't realize that her son, who had been missing for nearly two years, was right in front of her eyes. It was only because Sudan Hong didn't use his original appearance, but imitated popular fashion and made herself an extremely handsome face that was far from her own. A lot has changed too!

Because Sudan Hong himself is too different from Mr. Ruhua, Ms. He only glanced at the emotional young man who suddenly walked in front of her, and then turned her attention back to the resurrection point, hoping that her son Can get out of there.

At the beginning, Ms. He was a loving mother who suddenly thought of enrolling her son in a tour group, and forced him to be put in a car and sent to the deep mountains and old forests, but she never thought that her son would never return!The leader of the group said that her son was missing, and the police searched for 20 days but failed to find him. They only found a shoe.

Ms. He brought that shoe back from the police station. The blood on the shoe had turned dark brown, but it almost blinded Ms. He's eyes.

However, Ms. He did not issue a death certificate for her son. She was widowed in her early years, and her son was the sustenance of her life. Even if she just thought about it a little bit, as a mother, she would not admit that her son had become the prey of a wild beast!

Fortunately, Ms. He did not cancel Sudan Hong's ID card, otherwise he would not be able to bind the ID card with the bank card number and send the tickets earned in the game to the bank for Ms. He's pension.

But every time he transferred money, he found that his ID card had not been cancelled, and Sudan Hong was actually very uncomfortable. This meant that Ms. He was still waiting for him to go home. As long as he thought of Ms. He felt that he was very unfilial, so it was no wonder that Lord Yan threw him into the endless hell and stayed there for six months before releasing him.

Ms. He accidentally discovered that money had been transferred into her son's bank card, so she followed the vine and found the game "Iron Blood Jianghu".It's just that there are many service areas open in "Iron Blood Jianghu", and Ms. He has no way to find clues from the game company. In the end, she can only use the most stupid method, searching area by area. This search took nearly a year.

Ms. He has long regretted that she shouldn't have pushed her son so hard, so what about the otaku?As long as her son comes out of the resurrection point now, even if he will be an otaku all his life and stay in his small room of fifteen square meters forever, she will be happy too!

Ms. He's eyes are not good. After staring at one place for a while, her eyes are so sore that she has to rub her eyes with her hands.Seeing her rubbing her eyes, Sudan Hong immediately called out distressedly: "Ms. He..."

Ms. He turned her head and looked at the tall and handsome strange young man beside her again. Feeling weird, she raised her eyebrows and signaled the other party to speak quickly if she had something to say, then turned her eyes away to look at the resurrection point.

Su Danhong took her hand again, and Ms. He immediately shook his hand away in annoyance, but the next moment when she heard "Ms. He, I am your son Su Danhong", she froze immediately.

Su Danhong originally thought that after not seeing him for two years, he miraculously appeared in front of his mother again, and Ms. He should cry bitterly anyway, hugged him in her arms, and cried out, "My son, I miss my mother so much!" "That's right!But Ms. He not only did not hold him in her arms and wept bitterly, but immediately stretched out her hand after regaining consciousness, pinched it firmly on his ear, scolded him for being unfilial, and dared to pretend to be dead and pretend to be missing. Lied to his old lady, made his old lady not eat well and sleep, and felt guilty for two years!

Thinking of Ms. He, she is just over forty years old, she is at the age of "flowers", but she is frightened by this bastard so that she is more than seventeen or eighteen years old. In the past, children who went out called her Aunt He, but now even high school students care about her Call grandma! ! !

Ms. He held back for two years and then sent it out all at once, but it made her son feel better, but Sudan Hong didn't dare to resist at all, because although Ms. He twisted him hard and scolded him very hard, her tears fell more fierce.

As a son, no matter how unfilial he is, he cannot resist this "punishment" at this time.

But because Ruhua is considered a character in District 32, a group of people gathered in a circle to watch his ears being twisted, and some even took photos and sent them to the forum.

Although Young Master Ruhua can't see the forum, he also knows what these boring people who have nothing to do for three meals a day will do after seeing his embarrassment, so when Ms. He wiped away his tears, he immediately took her When I arrived at his apartment: the family ugliness should not be publicized, and it is better for the mother and son to talk behind closed doors if there is anything wrong.

It's just that when Ms. He asked him why he didn't go home, he was stumped for a while, and after a long time of deliberation, he honestly told his mother that he had traveled through time and could not go back.

It is conceivable that after he said this, what kind of family law service he encountered.

Su Danhong feels that he is a hard worker, who the hell can believe that the person standing in front of him has traveled to another time and space?But this happened to him, even if Ms. He beat him to death, he killed him and refused to change. In the end, Ms. He couldn't do anything to him even if she didn't believe her, she could only stare at him.

Sudan Hong quickly took out a bunch of delicious and delicious food to serve Ms. He, hoping that she would calm down.In fact, Ms. He was not angry at all. It was too late for her son to be happy when he was lost. Now seeing his son in such a "dogleg" appearance, she wanted to lose her temper but couldn't.

Seeing that Ms. He's face calmed down, Sudan Hong changed the subject, and asked Ms. He how she had been in the past two years, and how her relatives and friends were doing. At the end of the topic, the mother and son gradually became more relaxed and warm. As if he had forgotten that Sudan Hong had disappeared, just like every day at home in the past, he made jokes and jokes.

Lured by this harmonious atmosphere, Sudan Hong couldn't help telling Ms. He that he had caught up with his "daughter-in-law".He didn't want to hide this from his mother, so he showed Chu Liuxiang's photo to Ms. He, and introduced to her nervously, "This is your future 'daughter-in-law', isn't she handsome?"

Ms. He was holding a photo of her "future daughter-in-law" Chu Liuxiang, her hands trembling, "Old Su, why does your daughter-in-law look so manly? She looks older than you." Do you have a circle? You still play cosplay at such an age? Old Su, you have to think twice... Mom doesn’t like this type of daughter-in-law.”

Sudan Hong "coughed", but he hoped that Ms. He could accept this matter, and it would be even better if he could bless his son.So although Ms. He was very shocked, he still told his mother that the man in the photo was "slightly older" than him, and that it was not cosplay. What's so strange about being an ancient man? Haven't you seen "Gong" and "Scary Step by Step"?Be imaginative!

Ms. He didn't expect her son to answer her in this way, and he answered "cleanly and logically", as if it was very reasonable!

Then, Ms. He hadn't recovered from the shock of "my son has not only traveled through time travel but also fell in love with a man, he is completely crazy", Sudan Hong gave her a knowing blow again—her daughter-in-law is actually still in Gu Long's novel. One of the leading actors in the movie - Chu Liuxiang!

Chu Liuxiang?That flamboyant Chu Liuxiang?That man who only belongs to Two-dimensional novels?Son, you are not only crazy, you are also crazy! ! !

The author has something to say:

Ms. He: Paranoia is a disease that can be cured! ! !

Sudan Hong: Mom, don't be delusional, I have really crossed /(ㄒoㄒ)/