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"Give up... quit... don't let me into the kitchen in this life..."

Mole Sakaguchi lay paralyzed on the bed, his eyes dull and his mouth spit out souls, and he was full of resentful thoughts.

Why can't he refuse people!why!Why did he inexplicably enter the kitchen as soon as he was hugged?Why! !

Maybe it's the resonance of social animals (that tone).

However, after he entered the kitchen for four days and made the happy water for social animals four times, he completely quit. No matter how much the social animals howled, he would not waver.

Touching fish is the first truth in the world - super loud!

Today is the weekend, not only did he not go to the Supernatural Secret Service Division, the Armed Detective Agency also closed on weekends, Mole Sakaguchi was finally able to sleep until the afternoon, and he didn't have to wake up early in the morning to cook and cook fish soup for the healthy life of the social animals.

God knows how he spent these four days. Although he only cooks one pot each time, there will be no more, but the people in the Special Agents Section are so enthusiastic. Even if he doesn't do it, they still send him Sincere greetings, all kinds of hints swarmed in, so Mole Sakaguchi couldn't help but turn off his phone.

Even Ango Sakaguchi's account was turned off and a new number was changed, otherwise he would be annoyed to death.

But if you want to say how high the frequency of greetings is, it is actually very low. After all, the people in the Secret Service are very busy, so it is impossible to bombard them with news all the time. It’s just that their working hours are too anti-human. News at dawn.

Mole Sakaguchi exhaled a foul breath. Fortunately, after he made it clear last night that he would not enter the kitchen again, there would be no more news this morning.

"The joy of sleeping until noon is what a rotten person should have." The boy murmured in a low voice, "I wish I could be so rotten every day, without getting up early and cooking..."

Ango Sakaguchi brought in the lunch, and he heard the boy's thoughts and burst out laughing. He set the table and said, "There's no need to cook. I've already told them. Come and eat. You can eat breakfast." Did not eat."

Mole Sakaguchi wriggled on the bed with difficulty, shed off the bed limply as if he had no bones, moved into the bathroom to wash and came out, even feeling sleepy when eating.

"You're so lethargic, so go on sleeping after eating." Ango Sakaguchi poured a glass of water for the boy, "I'm going out later, and I should be back soon."

Mole Sakaguchi said weakly, "Where are you going?"

"Go shopping, the supermarket next door." Ango Sakaguchi rubbed Mole Sakaguchi's head, "I know you are attached to me, but it's so close, so you don't have to follow me. Go to sleep after eating, I'm done shopping Just come back."

"Eh……"

The boy lay down on the table, shook his head slightly, rubbed the palm of Ango Sakaguchi with the top of his head, and said vaguely: "Then remember to come back quickly, if you meet any weird Osamu Dazai, or Weird secretaries, don't worry about them, you know? Otherwise, I don't think you will have a chance to come back today. "

Ango Sakaguchi laughed, and tapped Mole Sakaguchi's eyebrows: "What are you talking about?"

"You promise me soon."

"Yes, yes, I see, I will definitely be back within an hour."

"Too long, half an hour!"

"It takes 15 minutes to go back and forth."

"Then," Mole Sakaguchi waved his fingers and discussed reluctantly with Ango Sakaguchi, "Then 45 minutes... If you don't come back, I'll go out and find you."

Ango Sakaguchi: "Okay, then 45 minutes."

After haggling with the child, Ango Sakaguchi packed up some things and went out, driving to the supermarket.

You can't miss the discounted products on weekends. I'm afraid they will be snatched up by housewives after you go.

When Ango Sakaguchi went to the place, there were already many people in the supermarket. Some aunts were holding their children, some were with their husbands, and some were with their little sisters. They were sweeping the supermarket with shopping baskets. Ango Sakaguchi was alone. Here, it is still a bit abrupt, and occasionally the housewives can hear whispers about him.

"Hey, why does such a young guy go shopping alone?"

"Maybe his wife asked him to come out and buy it. It's really good. It's not like the one at my house. It knows how to eat after eating."

"It could be a single father, too."

Hearing the discussion, Ango Sakaguchi twitched the corner of his mouth.

Is there a possibility that he has been single until now, and suddenly he is single and has a child overnight?

——It sounds outrageous, and I'm afraid no one will believe it if I tell it.

The clerk of the supermarket came out of the warehouse with a large trolley, and wrote a sign of discounted products on it. Ango Sakaguchi took a closer look, and found that it was some meat, and the price was very beautiful.

He fixed his eyes, and instantly felt the smell of gunpowder among the housewives who were still happy and orderly around him. He didn't know who moved his legs first, and everyone rushed forward.

Ango Sakaguchi was also squeezed inside. He was relatively tall, and he was quick enough to grab things, and quickly picked up some and threw them into the shopping basket.

The young man held his breath and squeezed in and out, and he took a breath again when he was far away from the crowd, and he took a long time to recover: "I don't think I will do this kind of thing of grabbing things again..."

But now that the family has an extra child to raise, it is better to save as much as possible. The salary of the secret service department is not very high. Now that there is an extra money from a detective agency, it is still not enough.

Originally, Ango Sakaguchi did not have high requirements for his own quality of life, so it was enough to spend, but it is always the best for children!

Ango Sakaguchi clenched his fist, well, this time he succeeded, and next time he should be able to snatch a little more and snatch those housewives.

"Oh, what a coincidence, Sakaguchi-kun." Just as Sakaguchi Ango looked at the time and was about to continue shopping, he heard a familiar voice next to him. He turned his head and found that it was Mori Ogai standing beside him Next to him, holding a bag of discounted pork in his hand, he was panting to wipe his sweat.

Ango Sakaguchi: "... Mr. Mori?"

Why is Mori Ogai so bored, he quit his job as the leader of Mafia at the port, and came here to grab discounted goods with housewives?

"It's really tiring to grab discounted products, don't you think so, Sakaguchi-kun?" Mori Ogai glanced at the single seedling in his hand, then at the several copies in Sakaguchi Ango's shopping basket, sighed and put his own He went in, "I'll give you mine too, I won't need it anyway."

"...So what are you doing here?" Sakaguchi Yasugo said tactfully, "Is the port Mafia free recently?"

Mori Ogai said meaningfully: "Yeah, I'm really too free. Since I drank the fish soup Dazai-kun brought me, I've been free until now. I spent a lot of time shopping with Alice-chan these two days. A lot."

Ango Sakaguchi: ...

He knew that Mori Ogai came to him for this matter!

Based on Mori Ogai's information, it is impossible not to know about the affairs of the Supernatural Secret Service Division in the past few days. Naturally, it is clear that the fish soup brought by Dazai Osamu was not Dazai Osamu's masterpiece in essence, but Sakaguchi Mole's.

It's really embarrassing that the dignified leader of Mafia also experienced the life of ordinary people in order to talk to him.

Yasugo Sakaguchi pretended to be stupid: "Oh? Dazai's cooking has always been amazing. I don't know what kind of dishes he has developed recently. Mr. Mori wants to ask Dazai for clarification?"

If Mori Ogai wanted to try Sakaguchi Mole's fish soup again, the boy would definitely turn into a ghost with resentment.

"It's too much, Sakaguchi-kun, you know exactly what I want to say." Mori Ogai sighed, "After all, Mole-kun's ability is really eye-catching, no matter where you put it."

It's useless to be greedy!

Ango Sakaguchi continued to pretend to be stupid: "I see, but the child's wishes are also very important. Recently, the mole has been done a lot, so I don't want to do it again for a long time. It always disturbs the child's sleep. If not, the president is not tall, Mr. Mori."

Mori Ogai said faintly: "Is Sakaguchi-kun really so ruthless?"

Ango Sakaguchi: "I'm caring about children's growth, Mr. Mori."

Mori Ogai said awkwardly: "Okay, I'm really envious, if only I had a child like Mole-kun and Hat-kun."

Ango Sakaguchi hesitated to speak, he wanted to complain that Mori Ogai would not raise children, and felt that he could not say such things to the leader of the next-door organization, he swallowed the complaint with difficulty, and said: "There will be, there will be, You can go back and ask the hat."

He looked down at his watch, and there were still 15 minutes left before the time set by Mole Sakaguchi, and it would take seven or eight minutes to drive back, which meant that he still had half the time left to go shopping.

"Let's not talk about Mr. Mori for now, I'm still busy shopping, otherwise the mole will say that I'm late, let's talk again next time I have a chance."

Mori Ogai felt that this was an excuse for Ango Sakaguchi to get rid of him, and said with a sad face: "Then how about I help, Sakaguchi-kun tell me what is missing, I will get it for you."

Ango Sakaguchi: Really no need! ! !

He couldn't hold back Mori Ogai, and didn't want to continue playing Tai Chi back and forth with the other party, so he said a few things casually, and hurriedly continued to visit the supermarket.

No matter how he wandered around, the supermarket was only that big. He walked around a few times, and he would always bump into Mori Ogai and Ango Sakaguchi in different places. Coming! !

Ango Sakaguchi gasped, and quickly ran to the cashier with the shopping basket in his hand, urging the cashier while looking down at his watch.

When he saw that there were 3 minutes left in the time, he managed to come out of the supermarket with a few bags, and he was already in a daze.

3 minutes, he shouldn't be able to drive home, right?His car can't fly, and he can't fly...

Just when he was about to call Mole Sakaguchi first, he saw a child standing in front of his car.

It is the nevus Sakaguchi.

The boy folded his hands on his chest, stared at Ango Sakaguchi expressionlessly, and condemned silently.

Ango Sakaguchi had an inexplicable feeling of panic and guilt when he said he was on a business trip, but actually went to meet his mistress and was bumped into by his wife on the spot. He walked carefully to the car and asked, "Why are you here?"

"I came here in 15 minutes, thinking that when Ango comes out, we can go back together." Mole Sakaguchi said, "I didn't expect Ango to come out when there were 3 minutes left." Come out, no matter how you think about it, Anwu can’t fly back in 3 minutes, I’m afraid you might get into a car accident while flying on the road.”

Just when Ango Sakaguchi was about to explain, Mori Ogai ran out from the supermarket, holding a bag of salt in his hand: "Sakaguchi-kun, you missed something!"

When he saw Mole Sakaguchi, Mori Ogai paused, and immediately put on a kind expression: "Hey, is this Mole-kun? We should meet for the first time, right?"

Mole Sakaguchi looked at Mori Ogai twice, and understood what happened that caused Ango Sakaguchi to be late. He stared at Mori Ogai with deep eyes: "Mr. Mori, I probably know that you are looking for Ango because of my business."

"However, I have sworn that I will never enter the kitchen in my life. Even if I enter the kitchen, I will not make fish soup for you."

The boy said angrily: "Because you interrupted my time with Ango! Do you want happy water for social animals? Think beautifully!"

"Humph!"

Mole Sakaguchi turned and opened the door: "Ango, let's go!"

Mori Ogai: "...Huh?"