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It is impossible to meet Mori Ogai.

How could Yu Xieye Akiko go to see him? Naturally, she asked the members to help him refuse. After she finished explaining, she turned to look at Yu Xieye Butterfly, coughed lightly and said, "Okay, it's not your problem, what do you think about the crow's mouth?" It doesn’t exist, he will come when he comes, and he will be gone when he disappears.”

The girl buried her head in the book, and replied in a muffled voice, "...um."

Fortunately, Mori Ogai didn't have the idea of ​​meeting someone, and the other party also knew that it was impossible for Akiko Yosano to come to see him, so he didn't force it. The girls stayed in the infirmary for a long time before they finally met. Open the door and step out.

Looking at the boxes that were almost full of vacancies on the ground of the detective agency, Yosano Akiko slowly asked a question: "What are you doing? What is this?"

Osamu Dazai was unpacking a box excitedly, and pulled out a sharp big knife from inside. He weighed it in his hand and said, "Mr. I'm sorry I couldn't find Knife Sauce's knife, so he bought a lot of things to pay."

"You see, this knife is quite sharp, and the material is not bad," Osamu Dazai flicked the blade, "Miss Xie Ye, didn't your previous knife become blunt and you haven't bought a new one? Just use it."

He opened the box: "Look, a whole box of knives can be used for a long time."

Yosano Akiko had a throbbing pain in her forehead. She took a deep breath, casually opened a box at her feet, looked at the small boxes packed inside, opened it suspiciously, and found that there were all kinds of beautiful little skirts and Girls' clothes, fabrics and designs look expensive.

"...what?" Yosano Akiko, with black hair all over her head, opened another box, which contained all kinds of cute plush toys. She opened one after another, except for the box that Osamu Dazai opened at the beginning Inside is the knife, everything else is for the little girl.

Why does Mori Ogai send these things away!I'm afraid that others don't know that he is a lolicon!Her children don't need these, she will buy them herself!

"Isn't this pretty good?" Dazai bandaged to the side of the box, took out a skirt from inside and looked back and forth, "It's such an expensive dress, it would be nice to save some money, don't waste it for nothing."

Yosano Akiko didn't want Mori Ogai's stuff, but after all it was for the children, so she turned her head and asked, "Butterfly, Daojiang, do you want it?"

"Huh? Who wants his things, and I don't lack food, clothing, and things to play with." You Xie Ye machete folded his hands and curled his lips, "Just send it to the orphanage later."

Xie Ye butterfly also nodded slightly.

"Hey, do you want to send them all away?" Dazai Bandage looked at the skirt in his hand and said disappointedly.

Yosano Akiko couldn't see what the child was thinking, she twitched the corner of her mouth and said, "If you want, take some."

"Okay!" Dazai bandages are not polite, picked up a few clothes he likes and ran away.

He hasn't worn a skirt for a long time. Go back and play with Natsume-kun. It happens that he is going to find a hat to play with in a few days, so just wear it. I really want to know what Mr. Mori's expression looks like when he sees him!

Osamu Dazai sighed, with a regretful tone: "Are they all children's things?"

"...So Dazai, do you feel sorry for not having a dress that you can wear?" What are you regretting, hey!It's hard to find a skirt that you can wear with your height!

Osamu Dazai said haha: "How is it possible hahaha——"

Yosano Akiko wanted to help her forehead very much. She and her two children opened the rest of the boxes. If anyone needs them, they will stay. After all, Dazai Bandage is right, don’t use it for nothing, and it can also be saved by the detective agency some money.

In addition to the knife, there were also some medical supplies. Osamu Dazai happily took away the bandages inside, other clothes or toys, and Yosano Akiko distributed all that could be distributed to the members in need, and then distributed the rest After packing up the things, they sent them all to the orphanage.

By the time the work was over, it was almost time to get off work, so he clapped hands with Akiko Yosano and greeted the two children to go home.

Today Mori Ogai made Yosano Akiko very depressed because of this trip. Before Mori Ogai got out of work, she decided to take the children to have fun later. It is best not to let her meet him again, otherwise She really will draw the knife on the spot :)

Mole Sakaguchi, who was half the culprit, coughed lightly in guilt, and tugged at the corner of Ango Sakaguchi's clothes: "Ango, let's get off work too."

"Oh, oh good." Ango Sakaguchi was thinking about something, when he heard Mole Sakaguchi speak, he got up and left following the other party's strength.

"Ango!" Osamu Dazai leaned forward and shouted, "Don't forget what I told you!"

Mole Sakaguchi was taken aback for a moment, and quickly ran away with Ango Sakaguchi.

"Eh?!" Sakaguchi Ango was stunned, "What's wrong, Mole?"

Mole Sakaguchi: "I always feel that Dazai has bad intentions."

Or go home and sleep quickly.

"It's not really a big deal."

Ango Sakaguchi rubbed his chin and said, "Dazai said he wanted you to try making some of that soup for the people in the secret service department to taste."

Mole Sakaguchi: "Huh?"

"Does he want to see all the jokes in the Supernatural Secret Service so straightforward?" The boy was a little confused, and puffed up his mouth angrily, "But I don't want to do it. I'm exhausted from cooking. I'm not their canteen aunt."

Ango Sakaguchi thought about it, and thought it made sense: "What Dazai wants to do the most is to have Mr. Kunikida try it, and the Secret Service is second."

Mole Sakaguchi: "...then I'll make a pot for everyone tomorrow at noon?"

Ango Sakaguchi was shocked: "You also want to see jokes?" When did his children learn to be bad!

Oh yes, maybe Dazai's bandage is broken, and Dazai's bandage is learned from Dazai...

"No way," the boy said with erratic eyes, "everyone takes good care of me, um, wouldn't it be nice to have a good sleep after work?" How many people wish for it!

Ango Sakaguchi was at a loss for words for a moment, and he actually felt that what the boy said made sense. When he was busy before, he really wished that he could grow eight hands, so that he could sleep until the sky was dark when he finished his work sooner.

He said blankly: "Then, is that so?"

Mole Sakaguchi nodded: "That's it."

……

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Two days later, the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

Taneda Santoka slept in the office again today. Since Ango Sakaguchi left temporarily, his work at hand has increased a lot. It is rare for him to experience the days of sleeping in the office at his age.

I don't know when Ango Sakaguchi will be able to solve the problem of his child's ability and come back to work early.

Gengtian Shantouhuo touched his bald head and sighed faintly.

Thinking about the past, he was also a person with thick hair... It's really desolate.

He tidied himself up and planned to go for a walk, rest and have a meal. Before he reached the cafeteria, he heard a burst of noise coming from inside.

Zengtian Shantouhuo pushed the door open and went in suspiciously: "What happened? It's so noisy?"

I saw employees lined up in front of a window with bowls in their faces, with a strange piety and yearning on their faces. Some even held the bowls in their arms and processed documents with one hand. , It seems to be full of hope and future for work.

Tan Tian Shantouhuo: "???"

This scene, how familiar!

Isn't this the scene when Mole Sakaguchi's passive effect affected everyone!Why did he come over to touch the work in person again?No, then why didn't he respond?

Zhongtian Shantouhuo's thoughts froze, and he simply grabbed an employee who passed by him and asked, "What happened, why are you all queuing here?"

"Ah, Mr. Farming." The employee looked anxious, kept looking towards the end of the line, and hurriedly replied, "That kid from Sakaguchi's family is cooking, and there is a limited number of them. Let's rush to buy them." Well, the farming chief should hurry up, or he will be gone in a while."

What, what? ?

Tan Tian Shantouhuo suspected that he hadn't woken up.

What do you mean the children of the Sakaguchi family are cooking, and everyone is rushing to buy it?What do you mean? Hey!

He walked up the line with question marks on his face, and saw Ango Sakaguchi wearing an apron, doing the work of the cafeteria aunt, scooping soup from the pot with a spoon and pouring it into the bowl handed over by the staff, while Mole Sakaguchi was Sitting in the back playing with the phone, looking like there is nothing to do.

Zhongtian Shantouhuo walked up, looked at the soup with his head, and was so shocked that he backed away again and again.

"This, what is this?"

There are a few pale fish eyes floating on the purple-yellow soup, rippling on the water with the movement of walking, turning a few circles to look at Zhongtian Shantouhuo, staring fixedly as if looking at some enemy.

His scalp felt numb all of a sudden, he took a breath, walked quickly to Ango Sakaguchi, and looked into the pot.

Sure enough, the things in the pot were even more frightening. There were not only dead fish heads, but also soaked white chicken feet, with seaweed and sticky half-baked eggs hanging on them. Turning and rolling in the soup, it seems that you can vaguely hear the wailing of the souls of the tragic death.

hiss--

Taneda Yamato fire pupil earthquake.

"Sakaguchi, what is this?"

"Ah, Chief Farmer, in fact, we came over with soup last night for dinner. After tasting it, everyone said it was very good, so let's make it again today, but I see that you are very busy in the office, so I don't mind it." Call you." Ango Sakaguchi explained solemnly, "Don't look at it as disgusting, it's actually delicious, and it has the effect of relieving fatigue and improving work efficiency, so you can sleep on a beautiful bed after work Sleep."

Tanda Shantouhuo pointed at the fish head in the pot with a trembling finger: "Tell me, what is this?"

After experiencing leisure life outside, Sakaguchi finally realized that the Supernatural Secret Service was not doing personnel affairs, and now he came back with poison and planned to poison everyone else into the hospital, so that there would be no one in the Supernatural Secret Service!

"Ah? Are you asking for the name? Still didn't hear what I said just now?" Sakaguchi Ango scratched his head, and briefly repeated the effect, and said, "Mr. Tanada, are you coming? Although the appearance is really not very good-looking ..."

Tan Tian Shantouhuo's mood calmed down strangely, and he asked, "What name did you give this medicine, uh, it should be medicine?"

Ango Sakaguchi: "Happy water for social animals."

Tan Tian Shantouhuo: "...?"