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Ango Sakaguchi was taking a nap happily in the lounge, with Mole Sakaguchi lying beside him.

The child lay sprawled on the sofa, opened his mouth wide, breathed lightly, blowing a few strands of hair on his nose to flutter up and down, looking sound asleep.

Ango Sakaguchi fell asleep for a while and then woke up. He sat up rubbing his eyes, yawned, and looked at the boy with his head tilted as if in a daze. On the mole, he said helplessly: "So if you feel uncomfortable, just stay at home."

Ever since he came back from the hot spring yesterday, Mole Sakaguchi was not active. Ango Sakaguchi noticed it, but he didn't know how to help him, so he kept watching him quietly until he fell asleep, and Ango Sakaguchi followed him. Sleep, let him be sleepy today.

The boy smacked his lips in his sleep, muttered a few vague "I don't want it", then turned over, rolled his coat around his body, shrank his limbs and went back to sleep.

So stop clinging to him in your sleep!

Just when Ango Sakaguchi was about to rest for a while, there was a light knock on the door of the lounge. He walked over to open the door lightly, and saw Atsushi Nakajima knocking on the door: "Mr. Nakajima, what's the matter?" ?"

"It's not urgent." Atsushi Nakajima scratched his face and said with some embarrassment, "Mr. Ranpo wants to eat cake, but right now everyone is either busy or busy with work, so I would like to ask for your help." busy."

After all, besides Dazai Osamu, the most idle person in the whole society is Sakaguchi Ango.

"...Okay, I see." Sakaguchi Ango's conscience prickled for a moment, he nodded and replied, "Then I'll go out for a while, and I'll trouble you to take care of the mole, he's still sleeping."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Okay, don't worry, Mr. Sakaguchi!"

Just as he crossed Atsushi Nakajima and was about to go out, a familiar aura came from behind him. The boy hugged his thigh in a daze, and said blankly, "...Ango, where are you going?"

"I'm going to buy a cake for Mr. Ranpo, and I'll be back soon." Ango Sakaguchi laughed at the boy's high-intensity clingy radar, and rubbed the other's hair, "You don't have to follow me, just go on sleeping."

"No," Mole Sakaguchi said sleepily, "I can't sleep without Ango, take me out together."

"well."

Ango Sakaguchi was helpless, he bent down to put clothes on the boy, hugged him in his arms, looked at Mole Sakaguchi who was about to fall asleep again with his head on his shoulder, turned his head and said to Atsushi Nakajima: "Then I'll go out first, and Nakajima-kun should go to work quickly."

"Oh, ok." Atsushi Nakajima replied blankly.

Until Ango Sakaguchi left the Armed Detective Agency with the child, the boy was still in a daze. Izumi Kyoka walked over suspiciously and asked, "Atsushi, what's wrong? Did you forget something?"

"No, I was just thinking," Atsushi Nakajima said with a weird expression, "I feel that Mr. Sakaguchi is very fatherly-compared to the other two gentlemen."

Very reliable.

……

The weather outside was very cold, even though Ango Sakaguchi wrapped the child tightly, his exposed face was still red from the cold, and Ango Sakaguchi pressed Mole Sakaguchi's head on his shoulder, and wrapped his scarf around him. Going up in a circle, there is a little gap for him to breathe. From a distance, he doesn't know what he is hugging.

The cake shop that Ranpo Edogawa wanted to eat was not too far from the Armed Detective Agency. Yasugo Sakaguchi walked on the sidewalk quickly and steadily, heading towards the target location.

But before he could reach the cake shop, the phone in his pocket rang.

"Hello?" Ango Sakaguchi took out the phone with one hand and put it to his ear, "Nakajima-kun, what happened?"

The boy's voice on the other side of the phone was a bit vague, and Atsushi Nakajima said with difficulty: "Miss Yosano told us just now that she had a little conflict with Mafia's Mori leader while shopping, why don't you go and see Mr. Sakaguchi?" See? See if there is anything that needs to be dealt with aftermath..."

The simple little tiger probably knows a little about the grievances between Yosano Akiko and Mori Ogai. He is a little afraid that the two will fight on the street. Either you die or I die. No matter what, it will be very bad.

Ango Sakaguchi: "...Okay, I see."

Speaking of which, he has worked in all three organizations conceived in these three moments, and he is the only one, and he can brag about it when he gets old.

He deviated from the route to the cake shop and took a taxi to the address provided by Atsushi Nakajima.

After spending 10 minutes on the road, Ango Sakaguchi got out of the car and saw Yosano Machete holding her machete in one hand, chasing after the howling Mori Ogai.

When he did not enter the identity of the leader of Mafia, Mori Ogai always had a kind of inexplicable teasing. He was curled up in fright when his supernatural body Alice grabbed his collar and flew in mid-air, and shouted there: "I didn't expect that." I can also experience the feeling of being chased by a loli once in my lifetime, and it would be even better if I don’t have a knife in my hand——Wow! Can Alice-chan fly a little more steadily?! I don’t want to die yet!”

Alice, who was holding Mori Owai's collar, spat and shouted: "I don't want to throw Rintaro to the ground! Also, don't pretend to be scared, it's so ugly."

"Alice-chan! Thank you for saving me. I will try my best to make money to buy you more dresses." Mori Ogai pretended to cry, "But I'm really scared, after all, this trumpet and Miss Xie Ye really wants to hack me to death."

"...Then I'd better throw you down."

Chasing behind with Xie Ye Machete, he didn't feel tired at all, and he still had the leisure to shout: "Is it fun to play with your own abilities! Come down for me! Anyway, you won't die, please experience it." Doesn't it feel good to die! Maybe you can heal all your old wounds together."

Mori Ogai covered his face with his hands: "No, no, no, I don't think I will ever come back to life if you cut me down. Your face is written all over your face and you will kill me! No matter how hard I try to die Will do such a death!"

Seeing that there were more and more crowds of onlookers, it was a bit difficult to chase Xie Ye's machete. She stopped, squinted her eyes and looked up at Mori Ogai who was floating above. With a twist of his wrist, he spun in circles on the spot.

A bad feeling rose in Mori Ogai's heart. The next second, the machete came out of the girl's hand and flew directly towards his head. The sharp blade came through the air, glowing coldly in the sun, which was particularly terrifying .

Mori Ogai: "!!!"

He put Alice away in an instant, and fell straight down. The crowd below dispersed "shua", and Mori Ogai sat down on the concrete floor.

"Hiss—" The machete barely brushed over the top of his head, cutting off a few hairs. Mori Ogai covered the top of his head with one hand, and his painful buttocks with the other, his face twitched from the pain.

For a moment, I didn't know whether to feel sorry for my hair or my butt, or to be glad that my head was not cut off by a machete.

"Miss, your strength is really great." Mori Ogai stood up from the ground with difficulty, and looked at Yosano Machete who was standing there with his arms folded, "How can you swing such a heavy machete?" , are you interested in coming to Port Mafia..."

"She's not interested." Yosano Akiko walked over with Butterfly, and said with an unfriendly expression, "Don't try to poach the corner of the detective agency all day long, you Mafia have no one to use and don't worry about other organizations, especially me and this Two children, if you are not afraid of being hacked to death in your sleep."

"That's such a pity, I don't want to have nightmares yet."

Mori Ogai shrugged, the muscles on his face were still twitching due to the pain: "But I have never met the two young ladies before, and I can't say which one I bullied."

"Hmph." Yosano Akiko snorted coldly.

"Ask knowingly." Yu Xieye machete came over, protected his sister behind him, raised his chin and looked at Mori Ogai, "I will let you go this time, and don't let me have a chance to see you next time, or I might It's really going to put you in the hospital."

Mori Ogai laughed: "That's really terrible, but I still thank the young lady for letting me go this time, so I'll leave first?"

He wants to go back and rub some medicine on his hurt ass - maybe he'll be fidgeting for the next few days, literally.

"Of course—no."

Yu Xie Ye machete said: "My knife flew away, you help me pick it up before leaving."

Mori Ogai: "Huh?"

"Oh yes, you are the only one, you can't use your abilities, and you can't call your subordinates." Yu Xieye Machete snorted, "Otherwise..."

The girl didn't finish her sentence, but everyone around felt a chill from head to toe, and shivered.

Mori Ogai rubbed his hands, intending to discuss it: "But I still have a job..."

"There's still work, why are you shopping around here all morning with your abilities?"

Yu Xieye looked at Mori Ogai with contempt: "I think Mr. Mori is very idle."

"Anyway, I was absent from work all morning, so it's okay to continue absenteeism, anyway, you are the boss."

"I……"

"Mr. Mori," Ango Sakaguchi walked up with the child in his arms, pushed his glasses, and said calmly, "You probably don't want the headlines in Yokohama tomorrow to be 'an uncle molested a loli and was chased and killed by a loli with a knife', right? ?”

Mori Ogai: Woohoo.

He aggrieved and agreed, and limped away with his hands on his buttocks.

After Mori Ogai left, Ango Sakaguchi turned to Yosano and Machete, and looked at the two children: "Are you all right?"

"What can we do?" Yu Xieye Machete asked.

Yosano Akiko became curious: "Mr. Mori should have asked his subordinates to find Dao, but Dao-chan, why did you throw your own body out, will it be all right?"

"Of course not. That's my knife. I can control it remotely, and I can see the surrounding environment, and I can retract it from the air."

"That?"

"If Mr. Mori really went looking for it by himself, I saw it through the main body, then after we finished shopping, I would let the knife appear in front of him, if not... then let him spread his hands to help me find it all the time. Bar."

Find what you can't find all the time.

Yu Xieye machete said with a smirk: "It's just that Mr. Mori needs to do more work on his own. Anyway, his hairline is going to be bald anyway. It doesn't matter if it all falls out."