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Ango Sakaguchi had a good day of rest.

But as far as how good it is, he didn't feel good at all.

It's not just the anxiety of anticipating the next action with Osamu Dazai. Although this friend is very reliable, it is undeniable that this person likes to tease him most of the time. What awaits him is probably double the fatigue.

In addition, he suddenly learned that Osamu Dazai had a son, and judging from the picture he saw with his supernatural ability, the son's [-]% identity was not simple, which made him feel physically and mentally exhausted.

So Ango Sakaguchi didn't sleep well this time. He had a nightmare. In the dream, there were many Dazai Osamu of all ages, big and small, fighting around him, and their mean faces were particularly scary.

At the end of the dream, Ango Sakaguchi saw the back of a suspected Oda Sakunosuke. Just when he was about to touch the other person, the man turned around, revealing the face of Dazai Osamu.

Then she opened her mouth and shouted at him: "Anwu's mother!"

Ango Sakaguchi woke up abruptly, and bounced off the tatami, his heart beating wildly.

"..." Ango Sakaguchi wiped the cold sweat off his brow, and let out a groan in his heart.

"What kind of world-class nightmare is this, it's too scary..."

It's all because Osamu Dazai taught the children to call him that.

He got up in a trance to wash up and have breakfast, seeing Dazai father and son who were happily feeding each other and their relationship was very good, he wished to move to another table.

This family should not have him Anwu Mom :)

After breakfast, it is time to visit those demon-eliminating families to inquire about the news. As a child, Dazai's bandages were left in the hotel as a matter of course. Against the child's complaining eyes, Ango Sakaguchi drove Dazai. go out.

"Ango, I think you're going to be tired from driving, can I get the death I dream of through a car accident in a while?" Osamu Dazai sat in the passenger seat, looking at the steering wheel eagerly, "For your life safety , don’t drive while fatigued.”

Ango Sakaguchi replied calmly: "For the safety of my life, I absolutely cannot let you control the steering wheel."

"I'm afraid that if you drive the car directly into a ravine, the car will be destroyed and people will die. Now that you have a child, you can't die young and leave poor orphans behind."

Osamu Dazai muttered twice, and said, "It's a big deal, leave it to Anwu and you can take care of it. After all, it's Anwu's mother."

Hearing this name, Ango Sakaguchi suddenly remembered the dream he had last night, with blue veins bursting on his head, which was suppressed by his two breaths.

"What happened to that child?"

"How do I know, the one who came to the door suddenly a few days ago is not my own." Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "So what did you see, Ango?"

"...I didn't use my abilities on people, let alone you told me that the child was nullified?"

It’s not that Ango Sakaguchi’s theory of depravity cannot be applied to humans, it’s just that human memory has emotions, which can easily drive him insane.

Osamu Dazai: "Who knows whether his nullification is true or not, and he himself said that I am unique, so you really saw it?"

"I see." Sakaguchi Ango sighed, "I used the bandage on his body."

"What do you see? The bandages are new ones I wrapped around him with my own hands. What can you see?" Osamu Dazai said.

"Because I saw it, I felt... very incredible."

Ango Sakaguchi paused, his eyes wandering for a moment: "What I see is your memory."

Osamu Dazai was taken aback: "...what?"

"I probably read it right." Ango Sakaguchi turned the car and said, "I saw what happened to you before. It was a big house at the beginning. I think it should be the place where you lived when you were young. And then...the scene where we drink with Odasaku-san later on."

"These are all things I see from your perspective, no matter how I think about them, they are all your memories."

Osamu Dazai was silent for a long time before slowly opening his mouth: "This is really..."

"Dazai bandage."

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……

When receiving the system prompt, Jiang Du Xunying was climbing over the wall.

It's impossible for him to stay in the hotel obediently, even if he doesn't go to find those demon masters together, Jiang Du Xunying can't stay in the room and wait for the plastic father to come back. On the main body, a white bandage fluttered out from the wall, fell outside and changed back into a human form.

[It seems that Osamu Dazai realized that I am not human anymore, but why did he bring a self-guided strategy? ] Jiang Du Xunying couldn't help complaining to the system in his head, but unfortunately the system wouldn't pop up when the host didn't ask questions, so naturally he couldn't hear it.

The boy took a deep breath of the fresh air of the town, and walked slowly on the side of the road.

In the small town with simple folk customs, there are probably not many bad people except for bad demon exorcists and bad monsters. Walking on the road, Jiang Du Xunying has already met several kind residents who asked him if he wanted to help.

He explained to a beautiful sister that his home is nearby Jiangdu Xunying let out a sigh of relief, found a river and sat down by the river, the river was already a bit cold in autumn, the boy took off his shoes and dangled his legs in the water.

A green kappa floated dangling on the surface of the water. When it passed by his feet, Jiang Du Xunying curiously stretched out his feet to kick it.

"Wow!" The kappa was startled, and rolled a few times in the water in fear, splashing the water on Jiangdu Xunying's face.

Seeing the monster wandering away in a panic, Jiang Du Xunying touched his face and couldn't help laughing.

These little monsters are pretty funny.

"you……"

Just when Jiang Du Xunying was about to get up and leave, a boy's voice came from behind, and the other party asked timidly, "Can you see...them?"

Jiang Du Xunying turned her head and looked at the person who made the sound. What caught her eyes was a boy with short brown hair. The other person was about the same age as him now. His face and hands were covered with adhesive tape, obviously injured.

Noticing Jiangdu Xunying's eyes, the boy shrank his neck instinctively, and said in a panic: "Yes, I'm sorry, I just..."

Eh, are you intimidated?Jiang Du Xunying was confused for a moment, and just about to speak to comfort him, suddenly a familiar pulling force came, he uncontrollably leaned to the side, and fell into the river with a plop amidst the boy's screams.

Jiang Du Xunying: "..."

My dad, why did you get into the water again?

The first time was raw and the second time was familiar, he spit two bubbles in the river, turned over skillfully on the water, let himself lie on his back on the water, staring at the blue sky and thinking about life.

"You, are you okay? I'm going to find the adults!" Unfortunately, this ordinary incident probably frightened the boy next to him. The other boy looked like he was about to cry, and he raised his foot to find someone.

"There's no need to find someone." Jiang Du Xunying had no choice but to say, "I'm fine, you just think I'm too hot and want to soak in the water, and I'll come out by myself when I've soaked enough."

Anyway, no one can fish him out, and he can't get out unless Osamu Dazai comes out of the water.

The boy followed Jiangdu Xunying along the water: "Really?"

"Really!" Jiang Du Xunying nodded affirmatively, "It's not that he committed suicide and fell into the water, nor was he entangled by some water ghost, nor was he dragged into the water because he kicked the Kappa just now."

Boy: "...so why did you kick it?"

Jiang Du Xunying: "Don't you think Kappa-kun is cute? Ugly and ugly."

"Keep, cute?" The boy's expression seemed to be as shocked as hearing some shocking words, but he thought for a moment, and seemed to agree with Jiang Du Xunying's statement, "By the way, you can see them?"

"Of course, it's nothing unusual."

Jiang Du Xunying looked at the boy, and he probably knew why the other party was so scared. He softened his voice and said, "There are many people in the world that you can see, and you will meet them later."

"This is not a disease or your fantasy, it's just because you are different, and there are many people who are different like us, maybe there are no such people around, but it doesn't mean that there are no such people in the world."

Jiang Du Xunying stood up in the water, swam to the shore, lay on the edge and raised her head to talk to the boy: "Don't be afraid, how about you come and chat with me?"

He patted the seat next to his hand: "Come and sit!"

The boy sat down hesitantly.

"My name is Bandage Dazai, I'm five years old this year, how about you?" Jiang Du Xunying said softly.

It is always easier for children to let go of their guard. Seeing that Jiangdu Xunying did not reject him like the others, the boy quickly relaxed and said with a shy smile, "My name is Natsume Takashi. I am seven years old. You Did it come from somewhere else?"

"It's from Yokohama. My dad is here on a business trip. Don't worry about me being alone at home, so I brought them here together." Jiangdu Xunying opened his hands and gestured, "Yokohama is very big, wait for you to grow up You can go there to have a look, and you can also come and play with me!"

Natsume Takashi's eyes brightened: "Really? I have been to big cities before, but I was sent away soon, and I haven't been out much..."

"Really! And there are many people like us there, they are very powerful!" Jiangdu Xunying said, "There are also in other places, and there are also in Yayuan, but most of them here are demon extermination masters, and some are demon extermination masters. The teachers are bad, they are bad, don't get close to them."

Knowing the difference in the world suddenly, the little boy asked a little dazedly, "What do you mean by bad?"

"Because you can also see monsters, they will take you away forcefully, assign you a lot of homework, and make you exercise until you die of exhaustion every day!"

Jiang Du Xunying brought out the anger he had faced with piles of homework in the past: "You have to work for them, you are not given food, you have to fight monsters, and no one cares about you when you are injured. Compared with your current life It's even worse!"

That's too scary!Natsume Takashi's face turned pale, and his whole body was crumbling.

"But I'll teach you a trick!" Jiangdu Xunying laughed twice, motioning Natsume Takashi to lower his head, and whispered in the boy's ear, "You pretend not to be seen in front of those adults and monsters, even Just don't make eye contact with them."

"Just play a game where you can't see me and I can't see you. Don't tell adults about monsters. It doesn't matter if you can't distinguish human monsters from humans. As long as they don't hurt you, don't be afraid. "

Jiang Du Xunying said: "There are bad adults among adults, and good monsters among monsters. Most of the time, they just want to play with you."

"When you grow up, you don't have to care about this."

Natsume Takashi blinked: "It's amazing."

"That's right, the world is amazing." Jiang Du Xunying swayed his legs in the water, "By the way, are you walking outside alone? Do you want to go find my father with me?"

"Well, uncle and aunt said they don't have time to take care of me..." Natsume Takashi nodded disappointedly, "Why didn't you follow your father?"

"I sneaked out to play, hehe." Jiang Du Xunying knocked himself on the head, "I taught you how to deal with those adults and monsters, why don't you come and do me a favor, it's very simple!"

Jiang Du Xunying said distressedly: "Because I came to my father from my mother a few days ago, he doesn't seem to like me very much, I want to prepare a gift for him."

"Natsume, can you help me?"

Looking at Shang Jiangdu Xunying's expectant eyes, Natsume Takashi couldn't resist, and nodded: "What do you want me to do?"

"Come on, let's do this..."

The two little boys huddled together and muttered for a while, and when Jiangdu Xunying found that he could come out of the water, he excitedly dragged Natsume Takashi to find Osamu Dazai who had been fished out.

So when Osamu Dazai returned to the hotel to take a shower and change his clothes, the door of his room was kicked open, and his wronged son was wet all over, and brought a child he didn't know, and yelled at him.

"Dad, I abducted one...ah no, I brought my friends to play with me!"

Osamu Dazai: ...You also kidnap children?

The author has something to say:

It's a cute little boy!

Bandages: I have prepared a gift

Dazai: What a coincidence, me too

The famous painting "Father and Son Love (hu) Deep (keng)" is being drawn, please listen to the next chapter to break it down~

There will be Conan sauce, the author really just wants to write about the daily life of the little boy, and he will not break the three views and there is no red and black real wine police school group, the author can't write this (tweaking

Probably the protagonist Pippi is playing with the children of the Boy Detective Team, and then Conan-kun cleans up the mess behind the mother-sang who is tired of daily life, maybe the following scene will appear x

Ranpo: I am Edogawa Ranpo! (pushing glasses

Glasses: I am Edogawa Glasses! (pushing glasses

Conan: I, I am Conan Edogawa, Da! (I am so ashamed that my toes are on the ground, but I have to push my glasses

Detective Boys: Good!We are Boy Detectives!