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"Bandage, I brought the dog to play with you." Zhong Yuan hat led the dog and slammed the door of the detective agency dormitory.

"Come on!" Taizai Dazai was playing a game with Takashi Natsume, when he heard someone knock on the door, he ran to the door with his game console in his arms and opened the door for him, "Come in, I'm playing a game with Natsume-kun."

The Zhongyuan hat brought the dog into the door, and saw Osamu Dazai come out of the room with a vicissitudes of life, opened the door and leaned against the door frame, and said faintly: "What door are you knocking on in the early morning, and let no one rest. "

"Father, it's already twelve o'clock at noon. The sun is already drying our buttocks. How about early in the morning?" Dazai squatted in front of Chai Chai in a bandage, and stretched out his hand to tease it. Hearing what Dazai said, he didn't look up polite Said, "Natsume-kun and I have finished our meal, and I left a portion for you in the microwave. If you are hungry, you can warm it up and eat it yourself."

Osamu Dazai seemed uninspired: "Hey, where did you get the food? Did you take out? Forget it, I don't want to eat for the time being, I'd better go to sleep and stop making noise in the house... Wait a minute, what is this?"

He raised his finger tremblingly and pointed at the little Shiba Inu, his pupils trembled: "Why is there a dog in the house?"

"Who made you insist that I go out to buy dog ​​food last night?" Dazai looked at cheap dad with a bandaged resentment, and sneered, "You collapsed after eating a bag, and I dragged you to the bed Go, there is still one bag left, of course I want to give it to the dog, I don't want you to finish the rest, and go to the cemetery in the next second."

Osamu Dazai was in a trance, and was about to speak, when the Shiba Inu gave a "bark", ran away from the child, and rushed towards Osamu Dazai.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa' was startled, and the whole person ran back into the room, and slammed the door shut, "I hate dogs, get him out quickly! It's making the house smell bad!"

Dazai Bandage just stood at the door with the dog, beckoning it to bark more, and proudly said with his hands on his hips: "This is the dog of the Zhongyuan family, how cute, dad, hurry up and pet it!"

Osamu Dazai said quietly inside: "Aha, no wonder, it turned out to be the dog of the Zhongyuan family. I think it looks a bit like Zhongya. It can't be that slimy dwarf who has changed? It's really small. When a dwarf turns into a dog, it's just a puppy, as if it could be trampled to death with one foot."

"Who do you call a dog!" Zhongya Nakahara came in from the door, and when he came in, he heard Osamu Dazai's ridicule. He rolled his eyes and said, "I think you even eat dog food. You want to be more like a dog." How about a dog?"

"Dog food is so expensive, I usually don't want to buy it." Osamu Dazai opened the door a little, and one eye appeared from the crack of the door, looking a little listless, presumably because he squatted in the toilet for a long time last night, and this will still happen Sickly, "You can try it if you have time, or you can recommend it to Mr. Sen. I think he will be very happy, and he will also buy imported dog food for your dog."

"Wow!" Chai Chai wagged his tail, squeezed into the room when Osamu Dazai opened the door, and rubbed his head against the young man's calf.

Dazai stared out dead fish eyes.

"Chai Chai, come here." Zhong Yuan's hat yelled, and after Chai Chai responded, he finally left Dazai Zhi, returned to the little master and circled around him.

The boy stroked the dog's head twice, and said to Osamu Dazai, "Chai Chai seems to like you very much."

Osamu Dazai suddenly had a constipated expression: "Farewell, I want to take a bath in the water now."

"Then you go." Zhong Yuanzhong said angrily, "Anyway, don't let me know what you did to Chai Chai, or you can wait to go to the ICU and lie down."

"Hey, Chuya, why are you still here, hurry up and get out of my room."

"I'm here to see off my brother, who is willing to enter your house?"

Nakahara Hat glanced at the two who had quarreled when they met, and brought the dog closer to Dazai Bandage: "Bandage, let's go play with Natsume-kun."

"Okay!" Taizai Dazai didn't want to hear the two quarreling, clapped hands with Hat Nakahara, and led them to their room, shouting as he walked, "Natsume-kun! We can play a three-person game now!"

When the children all entered the room, Nakahara didn't want to quarrel with Osamu Dazai anymore, he waved his hand: "Then I'm leaving, you can fend for yourself."

"Wait a minute, I have something to tell you." Osamu Dazai called Chuya Nakahara, he came out of the room, sat down on the sofa in the living room, crossed his legs and removed a piece of paper on the table. Pack of crab sticks.

Zhong Yuanzhong said impatiently: "What's the matter?"

"That brat in your family should have told you about cutting off contact, right?" Osamu Dazai said vaguely while biting the crab meat.

"Say, what's wrong?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also recalled what Zhongyuan hat said before: "I know that cutting off contact with their mother will cost a little, and it will be very painful. Is there any problem?"

"There is no problem..."

"Then what are you going to tell me?"

Osamu Dazai was silent for a while, and said: "The bandage told me that he is the only one who has successfully cut off the contact now."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also taken aback: "Before that..."

Was the Zhongyuan hat not successfully cut off the previous time?He saw that the boys were so uncomfortable, but only Dazai succeeded in bandaging?

"Later I asked about the bandages." Dazai Osamu bit the packaging bag, and the idiot couldn't see that there was no taunting Nakahara. "It's about their mother still in touch."

"I suspect that the ability to carry them around in human form is a kind of power that creates a connection between us and that 'mother,' and them."

"So when they cut off contact with 'mother', other people will also suffer." Osamu Dazai said, "It wasn't long before the Edogawa glasses appeared at that time, and they didn't feel so emotional with Mr. Ranpo that they had to stay. down, but he's there too."

Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly interjected: "So the hat will have to suffer one more time or more?"

"more or less."

Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes, looked at the closed door, and could faintly hear the voices of the children talking inside: "Anyway, I don't know when that kid of yours will come again, so don't travel too far."

He turned to look at Nakahara Chuya: "Don't leave the child alone again."

Zhong Yuan also curled his lips: "I know if you don't tell me, do you think I am you? Let the child go out alone to buy things for you at night."

"It's really embarrassing that you still seem to have a little fatherly love. I thought you would only cheat children." Zhong Yuanzhong also rolled his eyes, "Thank you for reminding me, I will stay with him."

He whispered: "After all, he said he wanted to stay with me, so of course I want to stay with him."

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The Zhongyuan hat paused while playing the game, and turned to look at the door.

"What's the matter, hat?" Dazai Bandage asked while manipulating the handle, "Ahhh, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"

"No, nothing."

Zhong Yuan hat said: "I was just thinking, what kind of name will Brother Zhong Ye give me?"