Bungalow Icon Anthropomorphism System

"Osamu Dazai——!"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also extremely angry. Of course, this anger was not directed at the child, but at Osamu Dazai who let the child touch him.

"You actually use children to touch porcelain!! I didn't expect you to do such a thing!!"

Not far away, Osamu Dazai hugged the child and turned back and shouted: "Then I am very wronged, the child asked for it himself, I just watched from the side - and, stupid Chuya, you didn't even notice you Are you a generation below me?"

Osamu Dazai imitated the boy's voice with a rippling tone: "Stupid slug~ Is my son cute?"

Chuya Nakahara roared angrily, directly manipulated the gravity to lift a chair and smashed it over, and looked at the young man who avoided it nimbly and cursed: "You bastard suicide maniac, when did the girl who harassed the girl have a child!!"

Nakahara Chuya, the conscientious cadre of port Mafia, is still concerned about an unknown girl who was harassed at this time.

When he came out, he was almost pissed off by Osamu Dazai. Nakahara Nakaya drove back to the Mafia headquarters at the port depressed. When he went upstairs to the chief's office, Mori Ogai was already waiting for him.

"I'm very sorry, leader, that child is actually Dazai's son."

Zhong Yuanzhong also managed to suppress the anger in his heart, and said calmly: "It looks like he is about five years old, I don't know when he will have a child."

Originally, Mori Ogai wanted to ask why he didn't bring it back, but after hearing Nakahara Chuya's words, the question suddenly stuck in his throat.

"...Really? It turns out that Dazai-kun had a child when he was 17 years old. Why didn't I know about it for so long?" Mori Ogai looked strange, "And does that child have the same abilities as Dazai-kun?"

Nakahara Chuya: "It seems so at the moment. As for when it came out, I did a quick search on the way back. The kid suddenly came to the detective agency this morning."

His expression twisted for a moment: "Eh, it couldn't be...that child's mother threw the child to him, right?"

Is it really okay?This parent is so unreliable, he won't see that child make a living by touching porcelain one day, right?

Mori Ogai also fell silent. After a long time, he slowly said, "Let Akutagawa-kun deliver something."

"—Better hurry up." He was afraid that the child would end up on the street the next day.

Of course, it would be great if I could take the opportunity to pick it up.

……

Osamu Dazai doesn't know what nonsense Nakahara Chuya and Mori Ogai were talking about. The things in his arms and the child are really heavy, and he just played a chase game with the boy not long ago. He was tired after meeting, but fortunately their original location was not far from the dormitory of the detective agency, so he barely made it to the dormitory before putting the child down.

"...I'm exhausted." Osamu Dazai didn't even want to go upstairs, so he sat down on the steps downstairs and checked Jiang Du Xunying's things.

Several large bags of various brands of crabmeat products and bandages, although they are not very expensive things, add up to a considerable amount of money. Dazai Osamu has the final say, he can eat even if he eats it himself It's been a week.

The boy saved a week's worth of canned crab meat just by touching porcelain, and he didn't need to bother with money to buy food.

"This is Daddy's big boy, bandage." Dazai Osamu said with emotion, "Next time we will work harder."

Jiang Du Xunying curled her lips: "But brother Zhongye was fooled by me once, and he won't be fooled again."

He just took advantage of Zhongyuan Zhongya's soft-heartedness towards the harmless child, coupled with the invalidation of his abilities, which made Zhongyuan Zhongya temporarily unable to be vigilant against him, and he was so pitiful by his acting skills that he took him to eat for him Buy buy buy, if you see him next time, you may remember that he is the son of the bastard Dazai.

Although most of Nakahara Chuya's anger was directed at Osamu Dazai, maybe he was just soft-hearted towards him.

The child's appearance is easy to use, and I don't know how long it will be before it will be the turn of the Zhongye Zhongye's anthropomorphism. Jiangdu Xunying wants to experience the life of being surrounded by a rich woman—ah no, it is a life of being raised by a rich parent.

"It's okay." Osamu Dazai waved his hands indifferently, "There are so many people in Yokohama, just touch them casually, and I'll tell you the truth."

"We met Chuya this time, next time we meet Mr. Mori, he will definitely not be stingy for the sake of invalidating your ability."

Speaking of this...

Osamu Dazai looked up and down Jiangdu Xunying with a strange expression: "I didn't expect your ability to be nullified...it's the same as mine?"

Jiangdu Xunying was imitating Osamu Dazai to pick out the things in the bag, looking at the things he picked one by one, but this dad looked at canned crab meat, and he looked at bandages.

As a bandage master, Jiangdu Xunying looked at the bandages so kindly now, as if looking at them like a child.

He casually answered Osamu Dazai's words: "Because I am father's son, I should realize it clearly this time, right?"

"I really didn't expect it at all." Dazai Osamu took apart a crab stick and gnawed on the spot, and said vaguely, "I thought my ability was unique in the world, but I didn't expect my son to have it too."

Jiang Du Xunying didn't answer, and then opened a pack of crab meat to eat.

The elder and the younger sat on the steps with a few bags beside them. Although the younger one couldn't see his face, their auras were very harmonious. If you didn't pay attention, it seemed that there was only one adult sitting there.

After eating a few packets of crab meat, Jiang Du Xunying opened his mouth.

"Your abilities are unique, Dazai."

His neutralization was a poor fabrication.

Osamu Dazai paused for gnawing, glanced at the boy, did not speak, just stretched out his hand and unpacked another bag of crab meat, and handed it to the boy.

It's not bad to have a child.

he thinks.

[Current approval level: 5%]

……

Well, Osamu Dazai decided to retract his foreword.

This brat is too rowdy, and even Dazai Osamu, who is usually only seen as rowdy by others, also has a particularly headache.

It has been three days since Dazai bandaged him. These three days have been full of situations and troubles, especially Ryunosuke Akutagawa who chased him every day to deliver things. Listening to the boy's non-stop "Mr. Dazai's My son will be taken care of by me", Osamu Dazai almost lost his breath, and he had to run with the child whenever he went out.

To be honest, he really wants to leave the troublesome kid to his juniors, but he is also afraid that Dazai will go to Akutagawa Ryunosuke's bandages for a while, and come back to become Akutagawa Ryunosuke No. [-], then he will probably have nightmares at night up.

Well, of course, Mori Ogai accepted the children's supplies that Akutagawa Ryunosuke sent him. Anyway, it's not for nothing. He hasn't even let the child touch Mr. Cimori, and the other party just offered to send things. Very good, very good, Mr. Sen.

But apart from food, those toys were not as attractive to boys as bandages.

Seeing the child playing with bandages like a cat and finally wrapping himself up in a ball, Osamu Dazai sighed deeply, resigned to his fate and went forward to help him untie it.

This day, it’s not arguing to eat what he made. After eating, he is full of energy until midnight, and climbs on his bed to perform “cat pressure” on him. After a few kilograms, he almost rises to heaven on the spot , just like now, playing with bandages and strangling himself, if Kunikida Doppo hadn't stared at him with accusing eyes, Osamu Dazai would not have helped untie it.

If he didn't know that the child in front of him had the same nullification ability as him, he would have thought it was a cat turning into a human, like raising a fat cat.

"Do you like bandages that much?" Osamu Dazai untied the bandages slowly, "Don't you feel uncomfortable when the bandages are usually so tight?"

Jiang Du Xunying maintained the original posture and said, "Isn't Dad also wrapped in bandages?"

Osamu Dazai: "At least I won't even cover my face!" Could it be that the liking for bandages is inherited?

The boy snorted softly, and retorted: "Obviously, one eye was blindfolded when I was at the port Mafia, so it's half a face when rounded up."

"It's not like you're a mummy either!"

"Anyway, is there any difference between covering the face!"

"Okay, I like bandages so much, I'll wrap you up with two more!"

"!!"

Two childish ghosts, one big and one small, waved bandages with both hands, and fought on the sofa, as if they were so aggressive that the other party would be wrapped to death by bandages.

Edogawa Ranpo who passed by commented: "Father and son have such a good relationship."

Kunikida Doppo glanced at the bandages scattered all over the floor, and asked a question mark in doubt: "...?"

How are you?

But being able to fight with Osamu Dazai, the relationship should be pretty good.

"No, Dazai, you don't want to use your child as an excuse to avoid work!!" Kunikida Doppo reacted, and roared, "I have to go on a business trip tomorrow, and I must finish my work within today!!"

Osamu Dazai: "Hey, I don't want to do it! I still have to take care of the children, and Kunikida-kun, who is still single, can't feel this kind of pain! So, please ask Kunikida-kun to help me do the work!"

He grabbed the boy who was fighting with him just now, ran out of the detective agency in the blink of an eye, and shouted without looking back: "I took the boy out for dinner! Bye!"

Kunikida Doppo: "Osamu Dazai!!"

Osamu Dazai, who was usually stunned by his partner, ran downstairs with his child in his arms, humming his song of death for love, saying that he was taking the child for dinner, but in fact, it was not time for the meal at all, not to mention that he only ate a lot of snacks not long ago—referring to Dazai bandages Eat with Edogawa Ranpo.

Jiang Du Xunying yawned in Dazai Zhi's arms, and asked, "Are you going on a business trip tomorrow?"

"Yes." Osamu Dazai replied casually.

"I thought you were the type to be beaten to death and not work." Jiang Du Xunying thought for a while and said, "That's not right, you used to be a model worker at the port Mafia."

So clear about his past?Osamu Dazai glanced at him and said, "Anyway, I'm going on a business trip tomorrow and I won't take you with me. You can find a way to take care of yourself."

"How can I do that, how can I leave my child at home alone!"

"Does that make you look like a child?"

Jiang Du Xunying snorted coldly, well, he is a child for the second time in his life, so he is not familiar with the business: "Then since you don't even treat me as a child, why don't you take me with you? I won't delay you leg."

Osamu Dazai: "I'm going with people from the Supernatural Secret Service, you want to be exposed in their eyes?"

"Go, why not go." In addition to Dazai's bandages, there will be other vests in the future, so it's better to give the official an early warning.

Jiang Du Xunying asked, "Who are you with?"

Dazai Osamu: "And your Ango is so sweet."

The author has something to say:

Bandage: The whole of Yokohama is my good mom, right? (bandage tied with a bow

Ango, who worked overtime for four days and did not know that Osamu Dazai had a child:?