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Tricked into bed by a girl?

Edogawa Luanbu was stunned for a moment, and he really thought about whether he had encountered such a thing a few years ago. He thought for a while and said, "No?"

"The girls I've met seem to be members of the club other than passers-by."

Kunikida Doppo's face was shaken: "Is there really no one?" Then where did this child come from!

Could it be that it was the enemy's conspiracy!

He turned his head and was about to call Dazai Osamu, but when he looked away, he saw Edogawa Glasses and Dazai Osamu arguing, and the content of the quarrel was extremely childish, just like kindergarten children talking about each other.

"I'm not a scumbag, hurry up and take back this messy evaluation!" Osamu Dazai yelled while pinching the boy's face with a fierce expression.

"Let go of your dirty hands! God knows what mess you touched and didn't wash your hands. I'm afraid you ate the bacteria when you were eating crabs. It's disgusting!" Edogawa Glasses wanted to grab Dazai Osamu's arm, and then With a face full of disgust, he waved his hands in the air a few times, and finally hit Dazai's bandaged face on the sofa next to him with his backhand.

As soon as Dazai Bandage opened his eyes, he was slapped in the face: "???"

"Father, are you bullying the glasses?" Dazai grabbed Edogawa's glasses hand with a bandage, and looked at Osamu Dazai who was pinching the other's face in shock, "Be careful that the hat hits you."

"He can hit me with anything, but the ability can't be used on me." Osamu Dazai is now like the king of the children, pinching the face of Edogawa's glasses with one hand, and pressing the head of the Nakahara hat with the other, his eyes are still wide open Dazai's bandages on the sofa facing his friends and not his father.

... No, you can't say that you are the king of children, you are obviously bullying children!

Kunikida Doppo couldn't stand it anymore, he walked over angrily, pulled Dazai away, pinched the flesh on his arm and twisted hard: "Dazai, look what you are doing?!"

"Aww!" Osamu Dazai yelled, and let go of Edogawa's glasses, "Kunikida-kun, you are too much, he was the one who provoked me first!"

"I don't care who you mess with first, anyway, hurry up and go to work, you've been fishing in your seat for a whole day!" Kunikida Doppo had already put filters on Edogawa's glasses on the way, and grabbed Holding Dazai Osamu's hand, he pressed the person on the seat, "Don't bother other people's children."

Edogawa glasses rubbed his pinched red face, his eyes were red with anger, as if he was about to cry, he looked at the hat of Zhongyuan next to him with aggrieved eyes, and said: "If you want to eat butter cookies, go to me purchase."

"Well, I got it." Zhongyuan Mao took out a wet tissue, wiped the other person's face, and whispered, "Then don't run around, it's easy to meet bad people, don't worry everyone."

"Anyway, nothing will happen, hurry up, I want to eat right away!" Edogawa glasses said with a puffy face.

Not long after Nakahara Hat joined the detective agency, he was ordered to leave by Edogawa Glasses. Dazai was not angry when the bandage was woken up. After Hat left, he sat down with Edogawa Glasses and asked: " Do you want to eat fruit? The hat should take a while to come back."

Edogawa Glasses: "Yes!"

Atsushi Nakajima: "It's a group favorite."

Quan Jinghua: "It's the favorite of the group."

Tanizaki Junichiro: "It's amazing..."

Tanizaki Naomi: "My brother, do you want to experience it too! Naomi can do it!"

"Hey, it's called glasses, right?" Edogawa Ranpo thought to no avail, and after glancing at the other children, he pouted and walked over, "Come over with Ranpo-sama, I have something to ask you."

Edogawa Glasses bit the apple cut by Dazai's bandage, looked up at Edogawa Ranpo, and refused: "You let me go there? I still have to wait for the butter cookies that Hat bought me."

"I don't have butter cookies, butter cookies..." Edogawa Ranpo muttered in a low voice, "But there are cookies with other flavors, do you want to eat them?"

Edogawa Glasses snorted: "Then you should bring it to me instead of me going with you. I'm sitting on the sofa well, why do you want me to move?"

"It's only a few steps anyway, isn't it in the storage room over there?" Edogawa Luanbu put his hands on his hips, bent down to meet the boy's eyes, "Could it be that you can't even walk a few steps trash?"

"Who are you calling trash!"

Edogawa Glasses stuffed the half-eaten apple into Dazai's bandaged hand, jumped off the sofa, and went to the storage room first: "I'll show you."

Watching Edogawa, one big and one small, walk towards the storage room, Dazai shrugged and gnawed the remaining half of the apple.

Natsume Takashi was curious: "Do you usually look like this?"

Dazai Bandage: "After all, the glasses are very powerful."

"And..." Dazai's bandages were strangely silent for a while, "It's also the most worrying thing."

"When we first met, even if three people were staring at him, they couldn't stand him..."

He murmured in a low voice: "God knows how many bad guys will be sent to the prison..."

Natsume Takashi: "?"

What kind of worry is it? Judging from the current situation, I can't see it for the time being.

Edogawa glasses went straight into the storage room, and walked towards the cabinet where Edogawa ran. The boy stopped in front of the cabinet door, turned his head to look at the person who followed, and said lightly: "Open the door, what's the smell?" Cookies?"

"Only three flavors." Edogawa Ranpo said angrily, "Why are you talking like this, Lord Ranpo kindly shared snacks with you, why don't you hurry up and thank me."

"What is there to be thankful for, isn't this what it should be?"

Edogawa glasses glanced at him and said, "The hat and bandages are doing so well, so I'll just eat you as a snack. Isn't that a matter of course?"

"You look like this, are you really not beaten?" Edogawa hurriedly opened the cabinet, buried his head in the snack pile to search for cookies, "They can tolerate you."

Edogawa glasses stood aside with arms folded, leisurely watching Edogawa rummaging through snacks, and said without energy: "Aren't you also being taken care of by everyone?"

The boy said indifferently: "Anyway, we are worth it. Does it matter? It's useless if you don't want to bear me. In fact, I don't really want to bear you."

When Edogawa Ranpo looked up sullenly from the pile of snacks, the boy took out the glasses he had just snatched from his pocket, leaned forward and put them on Edogawa Ranpo's face.

He snorted coldly and said, "Anyway, if you can't bear it, you have to bear it, unless you throw me away."

Edogawa Ranpo was almost poked at the corner of his eye by his glasses. He grabbed the boy's hand and raised his hand to help his own glasses: "It's impossible to throw away the things the president gave me."

No matter how you look at it now, you will be blamed. The famous detective is a little depressed: "Why do you come out one after another recently? I don't want to bring children, so who is the so-called mother?"

"Whoever asks you to bring it, you have to be taken care of by others, unless you go to school with me, then I can reluctantly let my exclusive nanny take care of you." Edogawa glasses raised his chin and said, "Hats are very good at caretaker."

"I don't want it, I have a president, he's much better than a brat."

Edogawa Ranpo retorted, as if he was better than someone's guardian.

He stuffed the box of cookies he found out into the boy's hand: "Strawberry flavor, whether you like it or not."

"Then I will definitely eat it." Edogawa glasses grabbed the cookie and ran away from the detective, "It's mine."

Edogawa Ranbu opened his eyes wide: "Hey, that was originally mine! How can it all belong to you!"

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Just when the naive ghost was playing the game of chasing cookies in the storage room, Hat Nakahara left the Armed Detective Agency alone with short legs shorter than any of his companions. He checked his phone and found a The nearby snack shop, after distinguishing the direction, rushed there.

The manager of the snack shop saw the child coming alone, so he was not surprised, but for the sake of safety, he asked, "Where's your family? It's not safe to come out alone."

"It's okay, I'll go back soon." Zhongyuan Hat put the selected butter cookies and other snacks on the cashier counter, and took out the pocket money that Zhongyuan Zhongya gave him to pay.

There are a lot of snacks, but his current ability is active, so it doesn't matter.

After rejecting the offer from the kind owner of the snack shop to help him get some, Zhongyuan Hat carried several bags of snacks and went to the Armed Detective Agency. The big bags and his short stature walked across the road It was frightening to see.

"Do you need help, kid?" Probably because he looked too pitiful, a young lady approached him and asked.

Zhongyuan hat: "No, thank you sister."

The expressionless boy who refused the help of the kind-hearted people for the third time walked unswervingly on the way to the finish line, but the one who stopped him for the fourth time was no longer the kind-hearted people, but Zhongyuan Zhong who had just finished his mission and went to the port of Mafia. also.

"Hat, why are you here?" Zhong Yuanzhong also saw the familiar figure, and immediately stopped the motorcycle in front of him, "Aren't you going to the detective agency? Why are you carrying so many things outside?"

He got out of the car, reached out to take the things in the boy's hand, opened the bag and saw that it was all snacks.

"Come out to buy snacks? Why don't you just ask someone to help you buy them? How dangerous it is to come out alone." Zhong Yuanzhong also had a strange expression, "Didn't you arrange a subordinate for you so that you can order him to help you?"

Zhongyuan hat was silent for a while, and explained: "Because... if you don't buy it yourself, he will make trouble."

"Who will trouble you?" Zhong Yuan became serious in an instant, "A bandage, or that bastard Dazai? I'm going to teach him a lesson."

The port Mafia officials rolled up their sleeves, and they were about to get in the car and go to the Armed Detective Agency aggressively.

"No, no." Zhongyuan Hat said with some headaches, "It's a new companion... It was always like this before, and I'm used to it."

"A new companion?" Zhong Yuan was also taken aback, he knew the identity of the hat, so the new companion, is it like a hat and a bandage?

"Yeah." Zhongyuan Hat nodded obediently, "Mr. Ranpo's glasses."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little confused: "Ranpo Edogawa? That famous detective from the detective agency? How do you know his glasses?" He and Ranpo Edogawa seem to have nothing to do with each other, right?

The Zhongyuan hat blinked, and said with some confusion: "It's true that I didn't know it very well before..."

"It was when Brother Zhongye was imprisoned and shut down in Shuli before that I became acquainted with him."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."