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Mahjong?what mahjong?

Natsume Takashi was a little dazed, and against the background sound of Kunikida Doppo's roar, "Osamu Dazai, what the hell are you doing?", he vaguely responded to Dazai's bandages: "...But I don't know how to play mahjong?"

Dazai Bandage was silent for a moment, then smiled again in a blink of an eye and said, "Oh, it's okay, you can learn it! Natsume-kun is so smart, he will definitely learn it soon!"

"What matters now is that I'm running for my life, so please use Natsume-kun as a shield for me!"

Natsume Takashi: "Ah, ah?"

With a dumbfounded expression on his face, the boy was pulled up from the ground by Dazai's bandages, and then watched helplessly as his little friend hid behind him with the two people hanging behind him.

"Natsume-kun, if someone rushes over later, give him a punch!"

"No, no, what did you do with the bandage?" Takashi Natsume's head was full of black lines, he had already seen Osamu Dazai rushing towards him, and two strangers driving a motorcycle behind him, they The person sitting in front is still yelling something like "Osamu Dazai, I will never finish with you", and the appearance looks full of anger.

Dazai Bandage coughed lightly, and said without any guilt: "Oh, it's just some minor problems, it's just taking my brother away."

"Oh, don't get me wrong, Natsume-kun! I'm not the kind of person who casually brings other people's children home. There is no one else but Natsume-kun." Dazai spread his hands, "It's just that the hat is mine. Companion, but his older brothers love my younger brother too much, they may not like to let me play with him, so they can only snatch him away secretly."

"As you can see, the brothers in the hat found out and are now hunting down my father."

...Why is the person you abducted, but you want to kill your father?

Natsume Takashi swallowed the complaint.

Well, maybe it's because Osamu Dazai looks particularly like the culprit.

"Kunikida-kun! Help!" After discovering that his son was hiding behind Natsume Takashi, Dazai Osamu also yelled, running behind Kunikida Doppo, "Chu will kill me too!"

Kunikida Doppo: "One day you won't die! Why are you messing with the gravity user next door!"

Nakahara Chuya braked in front of Kunikida Doppo, and the red motorcycle drew a tire mark on the ground. He stared at Dazai Osamu angrily: "Look at how you teach the child?!"

"Chuya, don't you want to be such a younger brother? You and the hat have only met for two or three days?" Osamu Dazai yelled strangely, "Also, I only met my cheap son for more than a week, why did I teach it all?" He, he has known Hat for so many years, what happened to playing with other children?"

"You fart! When I saw Dazai's bandages a week ago, he was still such a polite and good boy, and he would say thank you to me cutely."

Zhong Yuanzhong also shouted: "Who would have thought that he would become like this a week later, it is obviously your fault, maybe I was your instruction when Pengci was born!"

Dazai Osamu: "Wow, Chuya, isn't your brain growing well? Don't push everything on me. It's his own idea to touch porcelain. Who knows that it just happened to meet you!"

Dazai Bandage glanced at the two parents who were quarreling, tugged at the corner of Natsume Takashi's clothes, and whispered, "Natsume-kun, let's slip."

"...Where did you slip off to?" A flat and gentle male voice sounded in front of him.

A shadow fell on the top of the head, Dazai bandaged slowly raised his head, met Verlaine's amber pupils, there was no emotion in the other's expression, only there would be some fluctuations when he moved to Nakahara Nakaya, and now he added a hat at most.

But now, the tall man has put on a maid outfit of the same style as that worn by Yumeno Hisaku. The loose hair and makeup on his face softened his eyes a lot, but the exposed calf and arms No matter how you look at her muscles, they are the type of fighting maids, which are different from the soft and weak ones of Yumeno Hisaku.

"Haha, haha..." Dazai felt a bit guilty in the bandage, and he took the Central Plains hat away from Verlaine. Judging from the past deeds of this big brother, it would be good not to kill him on the spot now.

But Bandage Dazai quickly regained his righteousness: "The hat is my companion, what's wrong with me asking him to play with him? And the hat also agreed, so we slipped away."

"Or, Brother Verlaine, do you want to align hats like you did with Brother Zhongye before?"

He relied on the fact that Verlaine would not do that, so he swaggered away with him.

Verlaine's eyes sharpened instantly, but Dazai Bandage was still saying, "What's more, the hat and I are companions."

The sharpness that had not yet fully formed immediately turned into a daze. Verlaine looked at the bandages hanging the two children, then looked down at the young boy in front of him, and gradually fell into confusion.

Maybe he was thinking, he hasn't come out for a few years, why are there so many non-human beings out there, and they are not the same as him.

Osamu Dazai attracted the hatred of Chuya Nakahara, and while Verlaine was contemplating, Dazai quickly fled the scene with bandages.

"Don't be noisy, don't be in a daze!" Yumeno Kusaku was about to die of anger, what's going on with these people?

He grabbed the bandage tightly wrapped around his waist and shouted: "Everyone is about to run away, save me quickly!"

He sneaked out following Dazai's bandages, not to be hung around by the other party - although the bandages were very stable, he didn't feel any bumps during the run.

Waking up from his thoughts, Verlaine instinctively raised his hand to grab the boy who passed him by. The Assassin King quickly grabbed the boy's shoulder firmly and pinned him down with gravity.

The red light flickered for a moment, but suddenly disappeared just like that. When Verlaine was in a daze, Dazai Bandage broke free from his hand and took a few steps to the side.

"It's dangerous, it's dangerous, the power is back, or I'll be caught on the spot..." Dazai patted his chest with a bandage, whispering to himself.

But who is Big Brother? He is someone who can be Big Brother!

Two seconds after Dazai took off the bandage, Verlaine came to his senses and appeared in front of the boy in the blink of an eye.

So what if there is an ability to nullify, anyway, I'm just a child, just grab it with my hands.

"!!" Dazai was startled, and was about to be caught by his little friend's parents. He squinted his eyes, opened his mouth, and burst into tears in an instant.

"Wow ah ah ah ah..."

The boy cried so quickly and heart-piercingly, tears streaming down his face, coupled with the rich sadness and sad emotions on his face, it was even more exaggerated than the uncontrollable tears of Zhongyuan hat's expressionless face, which directly made Verlaine and others They were all dumbfounded, the grabbing hand was neither grabbing nor retracting, and it just stopped in mid-air.

"I'm sorry..." Dazai's bandaged face was exposed because he was going to hang his little friend with a bandage. This Dazai's face was crying very bleakly at the moment. The boy sobbed with tears all over his face, and reached out his hand pitifully The corner of Verlaine's clothes, "I usually play with my hat like this. I don't know... I don't know why it became like this."

"I just want to play cards and mahjong with the hat, and be with new friends..."

"I just want to play with my friends, is that okay? I didn't make trouble, let alone blow up brother Zhongya's wine cabinet like my father did, or shave off Mr. Sen's hair - brother Verlaine doesn't want it Hit me, uh, I'm still a child..."

Verlaine: "..." When did he say he was going to hit someone?

Ogai Mori who eavesdropped: "..." No, Osamu Dazai didn't shave his hair either.

Nakahara Chuya immediately turned his head to stare at the opened bottle of red wine held by Osamu Dazai.

Dazai Osamu shouted: "It was the bandage, not me, and I didn't blow up your wine cabinet before I left!"

Bandage Dazai continued to cry sincerely, with a weeping little face, moved the bandage behind him, handed the Nakahara hat that was drunk and sleeping to Nakahara Nakaya, and said reluctantly: "Since Chuya My brother doesn't like me playing with the hat, so I'll give him back to you."

The boy wiped away his tears: "At first, I thought Brother Zhongye was a good person, and he would treat poor children to eat and buy things for him. I didn't expect it to be so bad. I won't know how to play with hats anymore, I'm sorry..."

It sounds like you are confessing, but why do you feel like you have been scolded?The corner of Zhongyuan Zhongya's mouth twitched, and he looked at the Zhongyuan hat that was handed to him. When he reached out to take it, the bandage wrapped around the boy's waist was untied, and the man fell directly into his hands.

"Hat?" Zhongyuan Zhong also shook the boy in his hand, looking at the other's ruddy appearance, there was always an inexplicable sense of familiarity, "What's wrong with him?"

Dazai Bandage said weakly: "The hat is drunk."

Chuya Zhongyuan: "...OK."

He finally figured out what happened.

The good brother Zhong also rubbed his forehead with a headache, and pinched the drunken face of the Zhongyuan hat. The child didn't smell of alcohol at all, and he didn't know how much he had drunk, so he became drunk.

"Forget it," Nakahara Zhongya sighed, "Play as much as you want, but at least tell us before you take him away, and it's not like you won't agree."

Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara with tears in his eyes.

"When the hat wakes up, I'll take him to your detective agency."

Zhong Yuanzhong also had no choice but to compromise: "Don't have a bunch of people standing here blocking traffic."

"Yeah!" Dazai jumped up in a bandage cheering, then rubbed his hands in front of Nakahara Chuya, and whispered to his fingers, "By the way, the canned crab meat that the hat said is still at Nakaya's brother's house, I forgot to bring it out gone."

Nakahara Chuya: "...I'll send them there together."

Damn it, although it was expected long ago, the rounding up just to spend money for Osamu Dazai still makes him very upset!

"Hey." Dazai Bandage handed over the hat, but he didn't intend to hand over Yumeno Hisaku. He took his little friend and his little friend and slipped to Dazai's side, "Let's go back, Dad."

Dazai Osamu was not beaten, he patted his chest thankfully, glanced at the "hostage" Kusaku Yumeno, and gave his son a high-five: "Nice job!"

He has to exchange some funds with Mori Ogai for raising children. With Natsume Takashi in the family, he can't even afford canned crab meat.

[Current approval level: 60%]

Dazai laughed out loud.

……

So several people sat together in the detective agency. Nakahara Hat woke up two hours after they were separated, and was brought to the Armed Detective Agency by Nakahara Nakaya. During this free time, Dazai Bandage taught him Take a look at how Natsume Takashi and Yumeno Hisaku play mahjong.

Now several people are playing mahjong around a table, and the commune members standing or sitting behind them are playing mahjong in full swing.

Edogawa Ranbo was eating snacks as an audience, his eyes were rolling around, and he was a little eager to try, but because his ability was too cheating, he was sternly rejected by the bandages, and now he turned around sullenly and turned his back to them.

"Honestly speaking, how proficient a child is at playing mahjong, it makes me feel like I'm dreaming..." Kunikida Doppo looked at the bandage and hat's proficient mahjong technique, won several times, raised his hand to his forehead, Finally, shaking his head and sighing, he left the crowd and continued his work.

"Because I was bored before." Dazai Bandage touched a card and explained casually, "I can only play cards and mahjong, and play some small games."

"Ah, this time it's my victory again!"

Natsume Takashi looked at the mahjong in his hand, and helplessly threw it in the middle to shuffle the cards: "I'm really not very good at playing."

"It's okay, Natsume-kun, it's just for fun anyway, and I don't want to gamble, staying in the detective agency is just staying, why don't you have some fun when you're so boring." Dazai Bandage waved his hand, "What's more, there is another You still don't know how to fight."

Yumeno Hisaku, who was secretly named, gritted his teeth angrily, if not for the fact that the people around him were all accomplices of the nasty guy opposite, he would have run away long ago.

"Ah, that's right. After all, I'm not like you. I can go and play everywhere every day. I haven't even read a few books." Yumeno Hisaku said in a strange tone, "Also, when can I Change this dress?"

This damn maid outfit is still on him!

Dazai spread his hands with bandages: "You have to ask the hat, after all, it is the hat who will punish you." Although both of these are him, hehe.

"Huh? Ask me?" Nakahara Hat was originally looking at the card intently, but raised his head after hearing it, "Is Jiusaku asking when can I change clothes?"

Yumeno Hisakuro stared at him quietly.

Nakahara's hat was unmoved: "But the punishment is not over yet, let's change it after Kusaku returns to the port of Mafia."

"That's right, Kusaku looks so cute dressed like this, and the hat also thinks so, right?" Dazai Bandage echoed, "No one here cares about you anyway, so why bother?"

Yumeno Hisaku: Oh.

It's not what you wear, it's easy to say.

As if knowing what Yumeno Kusaku was thinking, Dazai Bandage said again: "It's not like you haven't worn women's clothing, right, Natsume-kun?"

Natsume Takashi recalled the time when he first met Dazai with bandages, and smiled awkwardly: "Yes...and the bandages are not only worn, but also sold for fun."

Yumeno Hisaku: "???"

What the hell!

Just when Yumeno Hisaku was gnashing his teeth and preparing to lift the table, Dazai Osamu came out from the reception room, followed by Nakahara and Verlaine who was still in women's clothes.

"Bandages, I stole a lot of money from Mr. Mori!" Osamu Dazai laughed happily. Also come to talk to Osamu Dazai, even with Mr. Mori's remote guidance, he can't bear to be pitted miserably, and Verlaine can negotiate before the Central Plains, let alone.

But on the other hand, Mori Ogai also got relevant information from Osamu Dazai, such as bandages and hats are not human, and there are many suspected existences like them.

It's just that this kind of secret information exchange was hidden under the temptation of the two old foxes, and Zhongyuan Zhong didn't hear it at all. It just made a leader's speech relay machine dryly.

So... Osamu Dazai knows that a hat is a hat, Mori Ogai knows it, Verlaine knows it, and only Nakahara Chu doesn't know it.

Dazai Bandage saw the whole process through the main body, and found it extremely funny, but, to gain recognition like a hat, it is better for Nakahara Chuya to discover it himself.

The most urgent thing now, of course, is to take advantage of this time to try to squeeze Dazai Osamu's approval!

"Okay!" The boy put down the mahjong in his hand, ran to Osamu Dazai, and hugged his thigh, "I knew that my father loves me the most, and I love my father very much!"

After saying a word, he was hit directly, and Osamu Dazai suddenly had a constipated expression. He clutched his stomach, his face pale, as if he was about to run away to the bathroom in the next second.

Zhong Yuanzhong also joked unceremoniously: "That's great, Dazai, someone loves you."

Dazai Bandage smiled cheaply, yes, so hurry up and give him some recognition!

With his anticipation, the recognition of the system interface jumped up a bit.

[Current approval level: 62%]

Dazai Bandage: Good!

Although only two percent more...

How stingy, Osamu Dazai, he sacrificed so much.

"...Only I don't want to be reminded by the little man like this." Osamu Dazai gagged, and weakly raised his finger to Kusaku Yumeno, "Anyway, he is here, you can take it away whenever you like."

Nakahara also ignored Kusaku Yumeno, but looked at his good brother: "Hat, do you want to continue playing?"

The Zhongyuan hat looked at the time. They made such a fuss that it was already five o'clock in the afternoon. The boy shook his head and said, "We don't want to play anymore. Let's go back, brother Zhongye."

"Are you leaving?" Hearing what Nakahara Hat said, Dazai Bandage raised his head from Dazai Osamu's lap, looked at his little friend, and said, "I'll play with you tomorrow for that hat, next time we'll play flower cards!"

"Okay." Zhongyuan Hat nodded vigorously, "See you tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also sighed, pulled the child out and asked, "Let's go, let's go back, what do you want to eat tonight?"

"I want to eat crabs." The hat responded obediently, turned to meet Verlaine's eyes with hidden expectations, and added, "And eat with brother Verlaine."

Zhongyuan Zhong also choked, and looked at Verlaine: "OK..."

"Then let's eat at home today." It was rare for Verlaine to come out once, so he would not go back to the basement for dinner.

Because the locomotive can't carry a few people, Nakahara Nakaya first drove his own locomotive back to the port of Mafia, took Yumeno Kusaku there by the way, reported work with Mori Ogai, and then drove over to pick them up.

Two non-human beings, one big and one small, sat in a shop by the side of the road, looked at Zhongya Chuya in the distance, and raised their hands to give a tacit high-five.

"It's the first time I've eaten the food made by Zhongye." Verlaine said with emotion, "Although the canteen in Mafia at the port is okay, it's really better that my younger brother cooks it himself. I don't know if I will have the chance to eat it in the future. "

Zhong Yuan's hat shook his leg: "Brother Verlaine, isn't he afraid that what Brother Chuya cooks is dark food?"

Verlaine thought for a while and said, "Anyway, I won't die from eating it... Even if I die from eating it, it's okay, right? The last meal was cooked by my brother, so it's enough."

"Brother Verlaine is finally satisfied, but brother Zhongye cooks delicious food, not dark food." Zhong Yuan tilted his head, muttered a few words, got off the chair, walked to Verlaine, raised his hand and held himself Handed him the hat on top of his head, "I'll show you how brother Zhongye cooks."

Verlaine looked at the hat in his hand in some surprise, and put it on his head without hesitation.

When Nakahara Zhongya drove over to pick him up, he saw his elder brother lying on the table with a hat covering his face, his expression was invisible, while his younger brother was sitting on the side, drinking a drink leisurely.

"What happened?" Zhongyuan Zhong also walked over suspiciously, and picked up the hat on Verlaine's face, "Are you sleepy?"

"Not sleeping, Chuya." After the hat was removed, Verlaine straightened up from the table, looking at Chuya Zhongyuan with an inexplicable expression, "I was just watching a short movie."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little confused: "What kind of small movie? Is this hat a projection device?"

He looked at the familiar hat back and forth, could it be that his brother's hat was some kind of magical machine?Can I still watch movies?

Just when Nakahara Chuya was about to try putting on the hat, the boy reached out to take back the hat in Nakahara Nakaya's hand, put it on his head again, and explained: "In short, I'm just watching a small movie. , Brother Zhongye can’t watch it yet.”

"Huh? Why can't I watch it?"

Zhongyuan Hat glanced at Verlaine, and said to Zhongyuan Zhongye, "Because Brother Zhongye doesn't know yet."

Verlaine nodded: "Because Chuya doesn't know yet."

Zhong Yuanzhong was even more confused: "???"

What should he know?