Bungalow Icon Anthropomorphism System
Chapter 22
Yumeno Kusaku has never met Verlaine, his abilities are too dangerous, even if Verlaine's gravity is almost gone, Mori Ogai will not want to throw him in front of Verlaine, so his impression of Verlaine is always Dazai And Zhong Yuanzhong also told him.
The two people had different opinions, and the content they mentioned was quite different, and they didn't say a few words. Yumeno Kusaku didn't know who Verlaine was, but he also knew that the other party was definitely not a normal person.
How many normal people can there be in this port Mafia?Yumeno Hisaku complained in his heart, even the Central Plains hat walking next to him didn't look like a normal child, how could any normal child look like this after being hit by his ability!
"Jiuzuo, hurry up and follow me." Zhong Yuan hat held the water basin by himself, and put it under his chin, the tears dripped down his eyes, his eyes were already red from crying, and the whites of his eyes were bloodshot. It's a pity that before Osamu Dazai came to remove the ability, he could only look like this, "What are you thinking, so obsessed?"
Yumeno Hisaku rolled his eyes in his heart, with no expression on his face, he raised his heel and put on the Nakahara hat: "I was wondering when your eyes would go blind from crying."
Zhong Yuan hat tilted his head, he did not answer immediately, but glanced at the water in the basin, turned around and slipped into the bathroom next to him, poured out the water and came out again.
The boy shook his head and said, "Hisaku seems to like watching other people get hurt, but unfortunately, even if the water basin is full three or four times, my eyes will not be blinded from crying."
"But it's still uncomfortable. You have to drink water constantly, or you'll die." Zhongyuan hat said, and asked the mafia members who were with them for a bottle of water, and drank half of it. After a long pause, he continued, "Is Jiu Zuo usually this uncomfortable? After all, you need to be hurt to activate the ability. It feels very painful."
Mengye Jiuzuo choked: "What's none of your business?"
He stopped and stared at Zhongyuan's hat, his voice was so sharp that he seemed to be screaming: "You have a brother cadre, and the ability is so easy to use, Mr. Sen will even agree to your request without even mentioning the conditions , Said that he wanted to play with me, it was a charity! Who cares about you!"
Central Plains hat: "Jiu Zuo..."
"Who will serve you tea and water as a maid? This kind of punishment is worse than locking me in a confinement room. It's not the first time anyway!" Yumeno Hisaku threw the rabbit doll in his hand to the ground and stomped hard. After kicking his feet, the soft and clean doll suddenly became dirty. He raised his hand and grabbed the maid outfit on his body, as if he wanted to tear it off on the spot.
"Kusaku, calm down." Nakahara Hat put down the water basin, raised his hand, Yumeno Kusaku's body glowed red, and floated up in weightlessness. Looking at the people who were struggling and cursing in mid-air, Nakahara Hat was expressionless. Turning to the mafia member beside him with an expression, "Can you please leave for a while, I have something to say to Hisaku."
The man hesitated, but soon as if he had received an order, he pressed his headset and nodded and left.
There were only two children left at the corner of the aisle. Hat Nakahara walked up to Yumeno Hisaku, looked up at him, and said after the other party calmed down a little, "Actually, I can't control my abilities."
Yumeno Hisaku was stunned.
The boy said lightly: "But it's not the same as Jiu Zuo, my ability is not effective from time to time, so..."
He paused, and looked at Yumeno Kusaku who was floating in mid-air by gravity: "So Kusaku may fall from mid-air at any time, it will be very painful, Kusaku still has injuries - if Kusaku can be quiet If you talk to me a bit, I'll let you down."
Yumeno Hisaku: "..."
"Well, it seems that Kusaku still doesn't trust me." Nakahara hat shook his head, "But Kusaku is cute in this way, if it rolls on the ground, it will get dirty, right?"
Yumeno Hisaku: "...I know! Let me down quickly!"
In the end, Yumeno was leaning against the wall angrily, trying to stay away from this boy who looked very good but actually had a dark personality.
"You can't just pretend to be good in front of Mr. Sen, and then coax him to agree with you?"
"What are you pretending to be good for?" Zhong Yuan hat blinked, "It's just that Mr. First thinks this little request is nothing to do with."
"If you want to talk about pretending to be good, the appearance of Kusaku in front of the leader just now is not the same as the current appearance. It is obvious that Kusaku is pretending to be good."
The boy walked towards Yumeno Kusaku: "Kisaku said he would rather stay in the confinement room, but I think Kusaku is just talking angry?"
"Don't worry, I won't ask Jiu Zuo to help me carry the water basin. First of all, the master probably understands." Zhongyuan hat said softly, "There is no such thing as agreeing to this without asking. I am brother Zhongye's younger brother. The matter itself is the sincerity shown to the port Mafia."
What's more, he directly exposed his gravity ability in front of Mori Ogai. I'm afraid Mori Ogai is laughing very happily in the office at this moment, but it's just letting Yumeno do it for a long time, it's not a big deal .
Yumeno Kusaku didn't speak, so he continued: "So can Kusaku wear a maid outfit and follow me to the basement isolation room? Although Mr. Chief knows that I won't really punish you, you still have to do it, otherwise you will be hit. Maybe my brother will be assigned more tasks, so I won't have time to accompany me."
Yumeno Hisaku: "..." This person is definitely, definitely a brother-controlling natural black!
After this time, he will never wear a skirt again in his life! !
……
Nakahara Hat is in a good mood, even if he is facial paralyzed, it can be seen from his brisk footsteps when he walks with a basin in his hand. With a constipated expression on his face, Yumeno Kusaku followed the guide all the way to the basement, where After confirming the leader's instructions, the person guarding the door opened the basement door and let them in.
The person inside was sitting quietly on a chair and reading a book. The man had a face similar to that of Zhong Yuanzhong, and his amber eyes were silently staring at the book in his hand. Lifted, didn't even move his eyes.
Paul Verlaine, formerly the assassination king of the European organization, is now one of the cadres of the Mafia port. He stays underground all day, and no one outside knows his information.
The Zhongyuan hat put down the basin, trotted to Verlaine's side, and poked his head to look at the book in his hand.
It was a book of fairy tales in French. Hat Zhongyuan couldn't understand the words on it, so he turned to look at Verlaine again.
The man's eyes were empty, and he didn't know what he was thinking. He was definitely not reading a book anyway.
The hat of Zhongyuan thought for a while, then reached out and poked Verlaine's face.
The man pulled away from his thoughts, and looked at the person who poked his face in a daze. When he saw the face of Zhongyuan's hat, his eyes slowly widened.
"Why are you crying..." Verlaine murmured softly.
"It's just some accidents, it doesn't matter."
When the man looked over, Zhong Yuan's hat softly called out: "Brother Verlaine."
Verlaine's eyes lit up instantly.
"...What did you call me?" Verlaine's voice was soft and gentle, "Could you call me again?"
Zhong Yuan's hat followed his will and called again: "Brother Verlaine."
"It's brother..." The man's originally empty eyes were stained with emotion, he looked at the child in front of him with a feeling of caution, "You are not Zhongye, what's your name?"
The boy responded obediently: "My name is Zhongyuan Hat, and I just met Brother Zhongye a few days ago."
"Hat..." Verlaine's expression froze, probably because he was surprised by the weird name, "Why is it called a hat? Who gave you the name?"
Zhongyuan Hat paused, and resolutely pushed the blame to the system mother: "It was started by the mother, who said it must conform to the characteristics."
Verlaine: "Do you have a mother?"
His expression looked a little confused: "Where did your mother come from? Is it a foster mother? Then who is your father?"
They have parents in this kind of existence?At most, they are the people who raised them.
"Father... Uh, dad is brother Zhongye." Zhongyuan's hat stuck in his mouth, knowing that what he said was too outrageous, he looked away stiffly, not daring to look at Verlaine.
Verlaine said in a daze: "I've stayed underground for too long, has the outside world changed?" My brother is my father, and my father is my brother. Why does it sound like my mother messed up my brother and made him a younger brother's stepfather?
How could such a thing happen to such a good brother of his!
Verlaine's expression sharpened instantly: "Who is it? Which woman is so bold, I'll kill her!"
The man got up from the chair aggressively, and was about to go out to resume his old business. The Zhongyuan hat grabbed his clothes and stopped his footsteps with gravity.
"Brother Verlaine," the boy said urgently, "No, no one is so bold."
When Verlaine was stopped by gravity, his expression became complicated. He looked down at Zhongyuan's hat and said, "Then let Zhongye come over, and I will ask him personally."
"Brother Zhongye has gone to work, and he may not be back until the afternoon." The boy explained, "It's the same for me. Brother Verlaine doesn't want to cause trouble for Brother Zhongye, does he?"
Verlaine frowned slightly, stared at the boy for a while, and then sat back down again.
But before chatting, Verlaine glanced at Yumeno Hisaku who had been silent by the side, and asked, "What is this guy doing here?"
There is no need for outsiders in the space between him and his newly emerged brother who looks very similar to Zhong Yuan Zhong!
"Hisaku is my friend." Hat Nakahara said, "It doesn't involve any confidential matters anyway, so let him sit here."
So Verlaine didn't care about Yumeno Kusaku anymore, just cast a cold glance over him, and after warning, he looked at the boy next to him, and immediately became gentle as if changing his face, asking what happened with his eyes.
Zhongyuan hat considered it for a while, and said: "First of all, brother Zhongye is still single. He hasn't had a girlfriend in the past few years, and he doesn't have a particularly good female friend."
Verlaine nodded in satisfaction and continued listening.
"Then, even though there were girls who confessed their love to Brother Zhongye, they were all rejected by Brother Zhongye." Zhongyuan hat nodded affirmatively, "So brother doesn't have a date."
I'm sorry bro Chuya, I can't hide the fact that you are a solo mother!
Verlaine: "Then what's the matter with your mother?"
Zhong Yuan Mao wiped away his tears, and said slowly: "Brother Verlaine should be able to see that I am different, right?"
"... I can see it." The man replied casually. He turned his head and glanced at the water basin placed at the door, walked over and took the basin over, and used gravity to hold the boy to catch his tears. "You cry like this, eyes It’s a miracle that it didn’t break.”
"Thank you brother." Although his clothes were already wet.
Zhongyuan Mao sat on the chair next to him, propped his hands on the chair and swayed his legs, tears streaming down his face calmly, this scene is so miraculous no matter how you look at it.
"Then the mother you speak of means the creator?" Verlaine understood a little bit. In fact, this is a very obvious thing, but when it comes to the Central Plains Chuya, his mind is always a little unclear.
"In Chuya's case, he is the gene provider, so he is both a brother and a father."
Verlaine narrowed his eyes, and his gentle eyes were filled with anger: "Is the Japanese military...still doing this kind of thing?"
Zhong Yuan's hat snapped: "There is no such thing."
"I was born naturally and mum was just someone who took care of us."
Verlaine: "...Can it be born naturally?"
The man's expression became even more confused. He looked blankly at Zhongyuan's hat, with "what's going on" written all over his face.
The Zhongyuan hat thought for a while, then stood on the chair and approached Verlaine, the boy whispered in the man's ear, "Because it's a hat."
"I was born from brother Zhongya, so my brother is my father, but after thinking about it, I decided to call him brother, and brother Zhongye also thought the same way. If he was called father, he would be too punished—probably so."
After he finished speaking, he backed away a little, jumped behind Verlaine, skillfully climbed onto Verlaine's back, climbed onto his shoulders and sat down.
Verlaine didn't stop him, the boy lay on top of his head, holding the other's head with both hands, rubbed his hair softly on his little fleshy face, and said, "Don't tell Brother Zhongye just yet?"
"Brother Zhongye doesn't know yet, he's a little slow, I want to give him a surprise."
With a child who looks almost the same as Zhongyuan Zhong on his head, Verlaine was elated. He wanted to nod but was afraid of making the child sit unsteadily, so he could only say: "Okay, I see."
After receiving the bribe, Verlaine wanted to hear more. He supported the boy to prevent him from falling, and said expectantly, "Tell me more about Zhongye? He doesn't usually talk to me very much."
"Okay." The Central Plains hat lay on Verlaine's head, tears wet the man's hair, but the other party obviously didn't care about this, so he obediently talked about Central Plains Chuya from where he remembered.
Yumeno Hisaku who witnessed everything next to him: "..." What the hell.
He can't understand this brother.
Yumeno Hisaku shrank silently to the corner, picked up the book in the room and began to read.
……
……
In the Armed Detective Agency, which was shocked by Osamu Dazai's words "You are the same mother", silence spread among the members.
Their eyes stayed on Dazai's bandage for a while, then turned to Dazai Osamu.
"Could it be Dazai you..." Kunikida Doppo raised his hand stiffly, pushed his glasses, the other hand trembled, "You played with the feelings of a married woman and made someone a mistress?"
Osamu Dazai: "..."
"How is that possible! How could Kunikida-kun wrong me!" he yelled.
That "hat" was two years older than Dazai's bandage, they were still a mother, he didn't know there was such a child, no matter how you looked at it, it was the married woman who concealed her identity and approached him, making him a mistress, right? !
Ah bah, he wasn't a mistress at all!Dazai Bandage is not his real son!
And why did he want to compete with the little man for women? It's not like he doesn't have girls like him Dazai Osamu!
"Son, please explain clearly quickly." Osamu Dazai turned his head and glared at his wronged son, "Otherwise I'll throw you at the port mafia today, don't come back tonight, and live with the mafia monster Mr. Mori."
You say that, Mr. Sen, does Mr. Sen know?Dazai spread his bandages and said, "Well, in fact, mother is just the one who raised us, not our own. There are other people besides me and the hat. We can only say that we are all mother's children."
Although their fathers are different, the system's mother has worked hard, pinching so many children, and he still has to spread rumors.
The system popped up and hit six points in Jiang Du Xunying's mind: […]
cough.Jiangdu Xunying coughed lightly in his heart, and continued to play his Dazai bandage.
"In short, that's how it is." Dazai Bandage finished his explanation.
Just such an explanation made Kunikida Doppo even more distressed: "So not only did you not have a mother, but you also did not have a father since childhood?"
How pitiful, how could this happen!Judging from Dazai's bandages, it seems that there are many children in the same situation as him.
Dazai Bandage: "Uh...about the same?"
Kunikida Doppo: "No, tell me quickly, where are all the children like you? Such a serious problem must be solved, how can a weak woman adopt so many children, she will be very hard!"
"No need." Dazai shook his head in a bandage, "Anyway, sooner or later, everyone will run away from home and come to find someone."
How is it possible to find someone!
It's just a happy lie for a while, but when facing Kunikida Mama who cared about him, he had to make many patches. Dazai wrinkled his face with bandages, and decided to reveal this topic.
"In short, we are all fine, don't worry, Uncle Kunikida, hurry up and continue working, it's the time you set, isn't it?"
"Ah, yes!" Kunikida Doppo immediately realized.
Osamu Dazai looked at Dazai with a funny face, the bandage was deflated, this little brat always couldn't resist the sincere concern.
Bandage Dazai glared at Osamu Dazai angrily——don't you do the same?
"It's just right to go to the port mafia now, Dazai." Edogawa Ranpo reminded him aloud, he was feeding Natsume Takashi happily, and turned his head to look at Dazai's bandage, "Is the bandage in a hurry?"
It is indeed a bit.Dazai rubbed his eyes with bandages, if the tears over there were not stopped, he would cry with him here, it was too uncomfortable.
Osamu Dazai gave a "tsk", he really didn't want to take the child to see Mr. Mori, he originally wanted to release the other party's pigeons, but who knew that a hat that was a companion to the bandage suddenly appeared at the port mafia, so he had to go Take a look.
"Okay, let's go then."
Mr. Sen has been waiting in the office for a long time.
When Zhongyuan hat used the gravity ability in front of him, it really surprised him, and he couldn't help but wonder if the kid came out of the research institute, but combined with what he knew about Dazai's bandages before, he hesitated.
I had no choice but to dismiss Nakahara Hat and Yumeno Hisaku to see if I could get any information from the conversation between the two children.
Does the supernatural ability work from time to time... Mori Ogai thought about it.
Is it the same situation with the invalidation of Dazai's bandage?
Where the hell are these kids coming from?
When he received the notice from his subordinates, Mori Ogai asked Dazai Osamu to come directly upstairs, and seeing Dazai's face covered with bandages, Mori Ogai looked at Dazai Ogai and sighed: "Dazai-kun has grown up too. "
Osamu Dazai had a chill: "I just don't want to hear such words from Mr. Mori."
"I brought the child. After reading it, let's go."
Mori Ogai raised his hand: "Don't worry, I don't think Bandage-kun wants to leave."
Dazai bandaged his head and tilted his head: "I want to find a hat, where is the hat?"
"Hat-sama...Hat-san had a little accident and needs a little help from Bandage-san." Mori Ogai motioned him to look at the doll that was torn in half aside, "It's a simple little favor, As long as Mr. Bandage touches that doll, it will be fine."
Dazai Bandage glanced at the activation status of the ability on the system interface, looked at the [closed] above, and shook his head: "If it needs to be invalidated, just let Dad do it."
His ability can't be used at all now!
"Sure enough, the time is right and the time is not right..." Mori Ogai murmured, and then he looked at Osamu Dazai without any abnormality, "Then I will trouble Dazai-kun."
Osamu Dazai looked at the ugly doll and laughed, "Why, did Mr. Mori allow his subordinates to have the power of Kusaku Yumeno on his own territory? This leader has failed too much, Mr. Mori. "
"You can't say that, you are Bandage-kun's companion after being hit by a supernatural power." Mori Ogai said innocently, "If you don't hurry up, I think this Bandage-kun will cry."
Osamu Dazai glanced at Dazai's bandages, and saw the wronged son looking at him eagerly, and he knew at a glance that what Mori Ogai said was true.
"Tsk." Osamu Dazai walked over, grabbed the doll, watched it disappear in his hand, and taunted Nakahara Chuya mercilessly, "Chuya is really useless, actually letting his own child fall into the trap Are you still in the mood to work at such a time? It seems that Mr. Mori has successfully turned Chuya into a workaholic, and his ability to manipulate people's hearts is even better."
Mori Ogai: "Where is it? I'm sorry. In fact, Mr. Hat's situation is not serious, so I'm not in a hurry."
"And the kid in Zhongye-kun's house is very good, and he's not as mischievous as Bandage-kun at all."
Although Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu were not the ones showing off their children, but Mori Ogai and Dazai Osamu were almost full of anger. Dazai bandaged this one and looked at that one, and didn't care about the undercurrents between adults.
"Is the hat all right now? Where is he?" Dazai Bandage said enthusiastically, "I want to find him."
Osamu Dazai stopped the exchange with Mori Ogai, and said to himself: "Ah, it's too bad, my stupid son has such a good relationship with the Nakaya family, it's terrible, it's too bad , if I see a smaller version of the dwarf, maybe I will have a nightmare tonight."
"Good relationship?" Dazai Bandage repeated Dazai Osamu's words in doubt, and then said with a suddenly realized expression, "Oh! My relationship with Hat is really good, every time I make him cry, he won't beat me— —Oh yes, the hat hit what you said about the ability, maybe he is crying non-stop, I'm going to see how he is crying, the red eyes must be very funny!"
Osamu Dazai: "Wow." As expected of my son.
Mori Ogai: "..." Ah, this is indeed a child of the Dazai family.
"Dad, let me tell you!" Dazai Bandage waved his arms happily and gestured, "He is a crying bag! He really likes to cry, as long as he is stimulated a little, he will cry non-stop, which is very fun!"
"And the hat is still facial paralyzed. He can't even move his eyes. Even if he is so angry that he scolds his mother, his expression is still dead, and he can only cry silently."
The boy slapped his face twice: "We all like to make him cry, and we are very happy to see him want to hit us but can't!"
The son is good or bad, he loves it so much!
Osamu Dazai rubbed his hands excitedly: "Let's go, where is that hat, let's go and see him."
Mori Ogai: Dead eyes jpg
"Hey, I don't want to see how Chuya's face is crying. I just want to comfort the frightened child. Mr. Mori, please tell us his location quickly?" Osamu Dazai waved his hand pretending to be embarrassed , "Is it at Verlaine's place? You give me permission and I go down to find him myself, and don't bother Mr. Sen to send someone to take us down."
"They are indeed down there." Mori Ogai's eyes twitched, "But I don't really want to see my basement destroyed by Nakaya-kun who came back and found that something was wrong."
He said earnestly, "Please, Dazai-kun, please moderately tease the child, it's still a child..."
Osamu Dazai smiled very harmoniously: "Ah, ah, it's not me who amuses the children, it's just playing among children, isn't it?"
Mori Ogai: ... I always have a bad feeling.
After Osamu Dazai touched the doll of Yumeno Hisaku, as soon as the ability was released, the Nakahara Hat, who was crying and talking to Verlaine, felt it. He raised his hand and touched the tear stains on his face. He touched it lightly and it was numb. Eye sockets, almost weeping with joy.
Great, he's tired of crying!
Verlaine also noticed the stop of the water dripping on his head. He touched his wet hair, reached out and hugged the boy on his shoulders, and wiped the boy's face with his sleeve: "Are you all right?"
"It's all right." Zhongyuan hat forcefully suppressed the tears of joy, looked at his wet clothes, and Verlaine's hair that was still dripping, "...do you want to deal with it first?"
"The bandages came to me, and I don't want him to see this."
After the chat just now, Verlaine has gotten a lot closer to his newly promoted younger brother, Zhongyuan Hat, especially since the kid is still willing to call him brother, which makes Verlaine even more satisfied.
"Why do you have to deal with it? Is it because you are afraid that your friends will not like it?" Verlaine asked.
Although he doesn't quite understand the need for such behavior when facing friends.
Zhongyuan Hat replied casually: "Because I will be laughed at by bandages."
"A joke?" Verlaine snapped, "Who dares to laugh at you?"
The big brother said decisively: "Dare to laugh at my brother, I'll go and beat him until he can only lie on the bed and be a vegetative state for the rest of his life!"
The hair of the Central Plains hat stood up.
No, Big Brother!The bandage is also him!Why did he suddenly cheat himself!
Save the bandages—
Just as Zhongyuan Hat was shouting in his heart, there was a knock on the door. A young man with black hair and kite eyes walked in leading a child with bandages all over his face. The eyes of the two were fixed on Zhongyuan Hat in an instant. body.
Osamu Dazai suppressed the desire to laugh out loud: "Is this child a Nakahara hat? It's so cute."
If he could see Nakahara Chuya's face crying like this in his lifetime, it would be worth it for him to die in the water right now!
"And..." Osamu Dazai covered his mouth and smirked, looking back and forth between Dazai's bandage and Nakahara's hat, "The hat is two years older than the bandage, right? Why is it shorter than the bandage?"
The Central Plains hat was indeed a little shorter than the bandage: "..." Xi Nei, you! ! !
The tears that had stopped just now came down again. At this moment, the casual children's clothes he was wearing were wet a lot, as if he had just been fished out of the water. The boy's eyes were red as if he had secretly taken his mother's Lipstick was painted on the edge of the eye sockets like eye shadow, and the eyeballs were bloodshot. His eyes skipped Dazai Osamu who laughed at him just now, and turned to Dazai Bandage next to him. He raised his foot subconsciously and stopped in front of Verlaine.
Watching the child cry by Dazai, Verlaine, who was about to rush up and punch him, said, "...hat, get out of the way."
After seeing Osamu Dazai for a long time, this wave of new and old hatred combined, Verlaine was extremely angry.
Although Hat told him that he had a friend named Bandage, he never expected that Bandage was Dazai Osamu's son!How could his cute little brother play with this nasty son of Osamu Dazai, it sounds like he might even be bullied to the point of crying!
Zhongyuan shook his hat and said, "Brother Verlaine, you can't wear bandages."
Verlaine gritted his teeth: "Okay, I'll hit Dazai." It happened that it was this damn guy who made people cry just now!
The boy stepped aside decisively.
Seeing Verlaine approaching him aggressively, Osamu Dazai let go of his wronged son with a "wow", and started running around with him in this small underground isolation room.
Bandage Dazai took the opportunity to get close to Nakahara's hat, wiped away the tears on the opponent's face, and then pulled the person to Yumeno Hisakuku's side. Seeing Dazai who was being chased around very nimbly, Bandage asked in a low voice: "Will Dad Was he killed?"
"Brother Verlaine has a sense of proportion, not to mention he can't beat Uncle Dazai to death." Zhong Yuan's hat almost stopped his tears, and he responded.
"Eh..." Dazai shook his head and sighed in disappointment, "I thought Dad would be beaten to death."
Zhongyuan Hat was speechless for a moment, and said, "You actually want to see your father get beaten to death?"
"Maybe he thinks of me that way too. Anyway, death is exactly what he wants." Dazai shrugged his shoulders in a bandage, and he didn't plan to bother with his cheap father. Anyway, their father-son relationship is very plastic, and there is no such thing. The brotherhood on the side is real.
Dazai Bandage shook his head and said, "Hat, are your eyes okay?"
"It's okay, just get some sleep." Nakahara hat patted his face, he tugged on Dazai's bandaged clothes, and motioned him to look at Yumeno Kusaku next to him, "He is the Kusaku I told you about."
"Wow." Dazai looked up and down at Yumeno Hisaku who was still wearing a maid outfit, "Hat, did you really do what I said?"
Nakahara hat tilted his head: "Is there any problem? Kusaku is really cute in this way."
"No problem, no problem, of course there is no problem." Dazai Bandage clapped his hands, "Hat, you have obtained my true biography. You are so obedient. I am very happy with Bandage!"
Central Plains hat: "?"
"……as long as you are happy?"
Yumeno Hisaku: "..." Well, it turns out that you are the one who made me wear a maid outfit!
"By the way, bandages," Zhongyuan hat remembered something, and said, "I bought you the canned crab meat you like, but I put them at Brother Zhongye's house, when will I bring them to you?"
Dazai Bandage's eyes lit up: "Hat, you are so kind!"
He hugged his little friend: "Then why don't we go get it now, shall we?"
"Eh? But..."
"It's nothing to worry about, while Dad has no time to take care of us, your eldest brother doesn't have time to take care of us." Dazai bandaged his fingers and counted the parents, "Mr. Mori probably won't take care of us, after all, we're not going to other places , Maybe after explaining the situation to him on the way, someone will drive us there."
Zhongyuan hat doesn't understand these things: "But brother will be worried, right?"
"Mr. Mori will tell him, so it doesn't matter at all." Dazai Bandage continued to encourage, "Let me tell you, hat, I also found a little friend, he is the same age as you, very good and cute, You must be able to play with him."
The boy glanced at Yumeno Kusaku: "Or if you want, let's take Kusaku with us, so we can play as four of us. Natsume-kun and I are so boring playing cards."
Yumeno Hisakuza said anxiously, "Can I go out?"
"Of course!" Even if he couldn't, he could get Mr. Sen to agree, and that would be fine!
Dazai Bandage clapped his hands and said, "From now on, you are no longer Yumeno Kusaku, you are the exclusive maid of me and the hat!"
Yumeno Hisaku: "...Huh?"
"Let's go!" Dazai bandaged a child with each hand, and while Dazai was being chased and beaten by Verlaine, he sneaked out of the basement.
Osamu Dazai saw it with sharp eyes, and quickly shouted: "Wait a minute, don't chase, don't chase, the child has slipped away!"
Verlaine paused: "What?!"
The person chasing him was gone, Osamu Dazai turned around nimbly, and followed him out of the basement. Verlaine was about to chase him, when he suddenly remembered that if he went out like this, he would definitely cause trouble for Chuya. Called Mori Ogai: "Call Chuya back quickly. Also, I'm going out. Find a way for me."
Mori Ogai watched the whole process through surveillance: ...hahahahaha.
"Well, since Mr. Jiuzuo is not Mr. Jiuzuo now, but the exclusive maid of the children, if Mr. Verlaine wants to go out, he should make a sacrifice, right?"
So when Nakahara Zhong also rushed back, he saw his brother with loose blond hair and a long fluttering skirt. Verlaine also had makeup on his face, which softened his original facial features. If he was not familiar with him People, probably can't recognize it.
But Zhong Yuanzhong must be able to recognize it. Seeing this face similar to his own in women's clothing, Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath.
"F-what happened?" Because Mori Ogai's communication came urgently, Nakahara Nakahara, who had just finished half of the work, rushed back with black eyes, and saw this scene unexpectedly, "Verlaine, what's the matter with you?" ?”
What's going on with this look? Hey!
"Chuya." Verlaine grabbed Nakahara Chuya's hand and said, "The hat was taken away, and I was about to go out to chase after it. This was Mr. Mori's advice to me. The kid named Yumeno Hisaku also slipped out in the same way. .”
Zhong Yuan was also shocked, and quickly asked: "What, who took the hat away?"
Verlaine said decisively: "Abducted by Dazai's child!"
Zhong Yuan's eyes darkened, and he clenched his fists.
——Damn Osamu Dazai!You abduct my child! !
The two people had different opinions, and the content they mentioned was quite different, and they didn't say a few words. Yumeno Kusaku didn't know who Verlaine was, but he also knew that the other party was definitely not a normal person.
How many normal people can there be in this port Mafia?Yumeno Hisaku complained in his heart, even the Central Plains hat walking next to him didn't look like a normal child, how could any normal child look like this after being hit by his ability!
"Jiuzuo, hurry up and follow me." Zhong Yuan hat held the water basin by himself, and put it under his chin, the tears dripped down his eyes, his eyes were already red from crying, and the whites of his eyes were bloodshot. It's a pity that before Osamu Dazai came to remove the ability, he could only look like this, "What are you thinking, so obsessed?"
Yumeno Hisaku rolled his eyes in his heart, with no expression on his face, he raised his heel and put on the Nakahara hat: "I was wondering when your eyes would go blind from crying."
Zhong Yuan hat tilted his head, he did not answer immediately, but glanced at the water in the basin, turned around and slipped into the bathroom next to him, poured out the water and came out again.
The boy shook his head and said, "Hisaku seems to like watching other people get hurt, but unfortunately, even if the water basin is full three or four times, my eyes will not be blinded from crying."
"But it's still uncomfortable. You have to drink water constantly, or you'll die." Zhongyuan hat said, and asked the mafia members who were with them for a bottle of water, and drank half of it. After a long pause, he continued, "Is Jiu Zuo usually this uncomfortable? After all, you need to be hurt to activate the ability. It feels very painful."
Mengye Jiuzuo choked: "What's none of your business?"
He stopped and stared at Zhongyuan's hat, his voice was so sharp that he seemed to be screaming: "You have a brother cadre, and the ability is so easy to use, Mr. Sen will even agree to your request without even mentioning the conditions , Said that he wanted to play with me, it was a charity! Who cares about you!"
Central Plains hat: "Jiu Zuo..."
"Who will serve you tea and water as a maid? This kind of punishment is worse than locking me in a confinement room. It's not the first time anyway!" Yumeno Hisaku threw the rabbit doll in his hand to the ground and stomped hard. After kicking his feet, the soft and clean doll suddenly became dirty. He raised his hand and grabbed the maid outfit on his body, as if he wanted to tear it off on the spot.
"Kusaku, calm down." Nakahara Hat put down the water basin, raised his hand, Yumeno Kusaku's body glowed red, and floated up in weightlessness. Looking at the people who were struggling and cursing in mid-air, Nakahara Hat was expressionless. Turning to the mafia member beside him with an expression, "Can you please leave for a while, I have something to say to Hisaku."
The man hesitated, but soon as if he had received an order, he pressed his headset and nodded and left.
There were only two children left at the corner of the aisle. Hat Nakahara walked up to Yumeno Hisaku, looked up at him, and said after the other party calmed down a little, "Actually, I can't control my abilities."
Yumeno Hisaku was stunned.
The boy said lightly: "But it's not the same as Jiu Zuo, my ability is not effective from time to time, so..."
He paused, and looked at Yumeno Kusaku who was floating in mid-air by gravity: "So Kusaku may fall from mid-air at any time, it will be very painful, Kusaku still has injuries - if Kusaku can be quiet If you talk to me a bit, I'll let you down."
Yumeno Hisaku: "..."
"Well, it seems that Kusaku still doesn't trust me." Nakahara hat shook his head, "But Kusaku is cute in this way, if it rolls on the ground, it will get dirty, right?"
Yumeno Hisaku: "...I know! Let me down quickly!"
In the end, Yumeno was leaning against the wall angrily, trying to stay away from this boy who looked very good but actually had a dark personality.
"You can't just pretend to be good in front of Mr. Sen, and then coax him to agree with you?"
"What are you pretending to be good for?" Zhong Yuan hat blinked, "It's just that Mr. First thinks this little request is nothing to do with."
"If you want to talk about pretending to be good, the appearance of Kusaku in front of the leader just now is not the same as the current appearance. It is obvious that Kusaku is pretending to be good."
The boy walked towards Yumeno Kusaku: "Kisaku said he would rather stay in the confinement room, but I think Kusaku is just talking angry?"
"Don't worry, I won't ask Jiu Zuo to help me carry the water basin. First of all, the master probably understands." Zhongyuan hat said softly, "There is no such thing as agreeing to this without asking. I am brother Zhongye's younger brother. The matter itself is the sincerity shown to the port Mafia."
What's more, he directly exposed his gravity ability in front of Mori Ogai. I'm afraid Mori Ogai is laughing very happily in the office at this moment, but it's just letting Yumeno do it for a long time, it's not a big deal .
Yumeno Kusaku didn't speak, so he continued: "So can Kusaku wear a maid outfit and follow me to the basement isolation room? Although Mr. Chief knows that I won't really punish you, you still have to do it, otherwise you will be hit. Maybe my brother will be assigned more tasks, so I won't have time to accompany me."
Yumeno Hisaku: "..." This person is definitely, definitely a brother-controlling natural black!
After this time, he will never wear a skirt again in his life! !
……
Nakahara Hat is in a good mood, even if he is facial paralyzed, it can be seen from his brisk footsteps when he walks with a basin in his hand. With a constipated expression on his face, Yumeno Kusaku followed the guide all the way to the basement, where After confirming the leader's instructions, the person guarding the door opened the basement door and let them in.
The person inside was sitting quietly on a chair and reading a book. The man had a face similar to that of Zhong Yuanzhong, and his amber eyes were silently staring at the book in his hand. Lifted, didn't even move his eyes.
Paul Verlaine, formerly the assassination king of the European organization, is now one of the cadres of the Mafia port. He stays underground all day, and no one outside knows his information.
The Zhongyuan hat put down the basin, trotted to Verlaine's side, and poked his head to look at the book in his hand.
It was a book of fairy tales in French. Hat Zhongyuan couldn't understand the words on it, so he turned to look at Verlaine again.
The man's eyes were empty, and he didn't know what he was thinking. He was definitely not reading a book anyway.
The hat of Zhongyuan thought for a while, then reached out and poked Verlaine's face.
The man pulled away from his thoughts, and looked at the person who poked his face in a daze. When he saw the face of Zhongyuan's hat, his eyes slowly widened.
"Why are you crying..." Verlaine murmured softly.
"It's just some accidents, it doesn't matter."
When the man looked over, Zhong Yuan's hat softly called out: "Brother Verlaine."
Verlaine's eyes lit up instantly.
"...What did you call me?" Verlaine's voice was soft and gentle, "Could you call me again?"
Zhong Yuan's hat followed his will and called again: "Brother Verlaine."
"It's brother..." The man's originally empty eyes were stained with emotion, he looked at the child in front of him with a feeling of caution, "You are not Zhongye, what's your name?"
The boy responded obediently: "My name is Zhongyuan Hat, and I just met Brother Zhongye a few days ago."
"Hat..." Verlaine's expression froze, probably because he was surprised by the weird name, "Why is it called a hat? Who gave you the name?"
Zhongyuan Hat paused, and resolutely pushed the blame to the system mother: "It was started by the mother, who said it must conform to the characteristics."
Verlaine: "Do you have a mother?"
His expression looked a little confused: "Where did your mother come from? Is it a foster mother? Then who is your father?"
They have parents in this kind of existence?At most, they are the people who raised them.
"Father... Uh, dad is brother Zhongye." Zhongyuan's hat stuck in his mouth, knowing that what he said was too outrageous, he looked away stiffly, not daring to look at Verlaine.
Verlaine said in a daze: "I've stayed underground for too long, has the outside world changed?" My brother is my father, and my father is my brother. Why does it sound like my mother messed up my brother and made him a younger brother's stepfather?
How could such a thing happen to such a good brother of his!
Verlaine's expression sharpened instantly: "Who is it? Which woman is so bold, I'll kill her!"
The man got up from the chair aggressively, and was about to go out to resume his old business. The Zhongyuan hat grabbed his clothes and stopped his footsteps with gravity.
"Brother Verlaine," the boy said urgently, "No, no one is so bold."
When Verlaine was stopped by gravity, his expression became complicated. He looked down at Zhongyuan's hat and said, "Then let Zhongye come over, and I will ask him personally."
"Brother Zhongye has gone to work, and he may not be back until the afternoon." The boy explained, "It's the same for me. Brother Verlaine doesn't want to cause trouble for Brother Zhongye, does he?"
Verlaine frowned slightly, stared at the boy for a while, and then sat back down again.
But before chatting, Verlaine glanced at Yumeno Hisaku who had been silent by the side, and asked, "What is this guy doing here?"
There is no need for outsiders in the space between him and his newly emerged brother who looks very similar to Zhong Yuan Zhong!
"Hisaku is my friend." Hat Nakahara said, "It doesn't involve any confidential matters anyway, so let him sit here."
So Verlaine didn't care about Yumeno Kusaku anymore, just cast a cold glance over him, and after warning, he looked at the boy next to him, and immediately became gentle as if changing his face, asking what happened with his eyes.
Zhongyuan hat considered it for a while, and said: "First of all, brother Zhongye is still single. He hasn't had a girlfriend in the past few years, and he doesn't have a particularly good female friend."
Verlaine nodded in satisfaction and continued listening.
"Then, even though there were girls who confessed their love to Brother Zhongye, they were all rejected by Brother Zhongye." Zhongyuan hat nodded affirmatively, "So brother doesn't have a date."
I'm sorry bro Chuya, I can't hide the fact that you are a solo mother!
Verlaine: "Then what's the matter with your mother?"
Zhong Yuan Mao wiped away his tears, and said slowly: "Brother Verlaine should be able to see that I am different, right?"
"... I can see it." The man replied casually. He turned his head and glanced at the water basin placed at the door, walked over and took the basin over, and used gravity to hold the boy to catch his tears. "You cry like this, eyes It’s a miracle that it didn’t break.”
"Thank you brother." Although his clothes were already wet.
Zhongyuan Mao sat on the chair next to him, propped his hands on the chair and swayed his legs, tears streaming down his face calmly, this scene is so miraculous no matter how you look at it.
"Then the mother you speak of means the creator?" Verlaine understood a little bit. In fact, this is a very obvious thing, but when it comes to the Central Plains Chuya, his mind is always a little unclear.
"In Chuya's case, he is the gene provider, so he is both a brother and a father."
Verlaine narrowed his eyes, and his gentle eyes were filled with anger: "Is the Japanese military...still doing this kind of thing?"
Zhong Yuan's hat snapped: "There is no such thing."
"I was born naturally and mum was just someone who took care of us."
Verlaine: "...Can it be born naturally?"
The man's expression became even more confused. He looked blankly at Zhongyuan's hat, with "what's going on" written all over his face.
The Zhongyuan hat thought for a while, then stood on the chair and approached Verlaine, the boy whispered in the man's ear, "Because it's a hat."
"I was born from brother Zhongya, so my brother is my father, but after thinking about it, I decided to call him brother, and brother Zhongye also thought the same way. If he was called father, he would be too punished—probably so."
After he finished speaking, he backed away a little, jumped behind Verlaine, skillfully climbed onto Verlaine's back, climbed onto his shoulders and sat down.
Verlaine didn't stop him, the boy lay on top of his head, holding the other's head with both hands, rubbed his hair softly on his little fleshy face, and said, "Don't tell Brother Zhongye just yet?"
"Brother Zhongye doesn't know yet, he's a little slow, I want to give him a surprise."
With a child who looks almost the same as Zhongyuan Zhong on his head, Verlaine was elated. He wanted to nod but was afraid of making the child sit unsteadily, so he could only say: "Okay, I see."
After receiving the bribe, Verlaine wanted to hear more. He supported the boy to prevent him from falling, and said expectantly, "Tell me more about Zhongye? He doesn't usually talk to me very much."
"Okay." The Central Plains hat lay on Verlaine's head, tears wet the man's hair, but the other party obviously didn't care about this, so he obediently talked about Central Plains Chuya from where he remembered.
Yumeno Hisaku who witnessed everything next to him: "..." What the hell.
He can't understand this brother.
Yumeno Hisaku shrank silently to the corner, picked up the book in the room and began to read.
……
……
In the Armed Detective Agency, which was shocked by Osamu Dazai's words "You are the same mother", silence spread among the members.
Their eyes stayed on Dazai's bandage for a while, then turned to Dazai Osamu.
"Could it be Dazai you..." Kunikida Doppo raised his hand stiffly, pushed his glasses, the other hand trembled, "You played with the feelings of a married woman and made someone a mistress?"
Osamu Dazai: "..."
"How is that possible! How could Kunikida-kun wrong me!" he yelled.
That "hat" was two years older than Dazai's bandage, they were still a mother, he didn't know there was such a child, no matter how you looked at it, it was the married woman who concealed her identity and approached him, making him a mistress, right? !
Ah bah, he wasn't a mistress at all!Dazai Bandage is not his real son!
And why did he want to compete with the little man for women? It's not like he doesn't have girls like him Dazai Osamu!
"Son, please explain clearly quickly." Osamu Dazai turned his head and glared at his wronged son, "Otherwise I'll throw you at the port mafia today, don't come back tonight, and live with the mafia monster Mr. Mori."
You say that, Mr. Sen, does Mr. Sen know?Dazai spread his bandages and said, "Well, in fact, mother is just the one who raised us, not our own. There are other people besides me and the hat. We can only say that we are all mother's children."
Although their fathers are different, the system's mother has worked hard, pinching so many children, and he still has to spread rumors.
The system popped up and hit six points in Jiang Du Xunying's mind: […]
cough.Jiangdu Xunying coughed lightly in his heart, and continued to play his Dazai bandage.
"In short, that's how it is." Dazai Bandage finished his explanation.
Just such an explanation made Kunikida Doppo even more distressed: "So not only did you not have a mother, but you also did not have a father since childhood?"
How pitiful, how could this happen!Judging from Dazai's bandages, it seems that there are many children in the same situation as him.
Dazai Bandage: "Uh...about the same?"
Kunikida Doppo: "No, tell me quickly, where are all the children like you? Such a serious problem must be solved, how can a weak woman adopt so many children, she will be very hard!"
"No need." Dazai shook his head in a bandage, "Anyway, sooner or later, everyone will run away from home and come to find someone."
How is it possible to find someone!
It's just a happy lie for a while, but when facing Kunikida Mama who cared about him, he had to make many patches. Dazai wrinkled his face with bandages, and decided to reveal this topic.
"In short, we are all fine, don't worry, Uncle Kunikida, hurry up and continue working, it's the time you set, isn't it?"
"Ah, yes!" Kunikida Doppo immediately realized.
Osamu Dazai looked at Dazai with a funny face, the bandage was deflated, this little brat always couldn't resist the sincere concern.
Bandage Dazai glared at Osamu Dazai angrily——don't you do the same?
"It's just right to go to the port mafia now, Dazai." Edogawa Ranpo reminded him aloud, he was feeding Natsume Takashi happily, and turned his head to look at Dazai's bandage, "Is the bandage in a hurry?"
It is indeed a bit.Dazai rubbed his eyes with bandages, if the tears over there were not stopped, he would cry with him here, it was too uncomfortable.
Osamu Dazai gave a "tsk", he really didn't want to take the child to see Mr. Mori, he originally wanted to release the other party's pigeons, but who knew that a hat that was a companion to the bandage suddenly appeared at the port mafia, so he had to go Take a look.
"Okay, let's go then."
Mr. Sen has been waiting in the office for a long time.
When Zhongyuan hat used the gravity ability in front of him, it really surprised him, and he couldn't help but wonder if the kid came out of the research institute, but combined with what he knew about Dazai's bandages before, he hesitated.
I had no choice but to dismiss Nakahara Hat and Yumeno Hisaku to see if I could get any information from the conversation between the two children.
Does the supernatural ability work from time to time... Mori Ogai thought about it.
Is it the same situation with the invalidation of Dazai's bandage?
Where the hell are these kids coming from?
When he received the notice from his subordinates, Mori Ogai asked Dazai Osamu to come directly upstairs, and seeing Dazai's face covered with bandages, Mori Ogai looked at Dazai Ogai and sighed: "Dazai-kun has grown up too. "
Osamu Dazai had a chill: "I just don't want to hear such words from Mr. Mori."
"I brought the child. After reading it, let's go."
Mori Ogai raised his hand: "Don't worry, I don't think Bandage-kun wants to leave."
Dazai bandaged his head and tilted his head: "I want to find a hat, where is the hat?"
"Hat-sama...Hat-san had a little accident and needs a little help from Bandage-san." Mori Ogai motioned him to look at the doll that was torn in half aside, "It's a simple little favor, As long as Mr. Bandage touches that doll, it will be fine."
Dazai Bandage glanced at the activation status of the ability on the system interface, looked at the [closed] above, and shook his head: "If it needs to be invalidated, just let Dad do it."
His ability can't be used at all now!
"Sure enough, the time is right and the time is not right..." Mori Ogai murmured, and then he looked at Osamu Dazai without any abnormality, "Then I will trouble Dazai-kun."
Osamu Dazai looked at the ugly doll and laughed, "Why, did Mr. Mori allow his subordinates to have the power of Kusaku Yumeno on his own territory? This leader has failed too much, Mr. Mori. "
"You can't say that, you are Bandage-kun's companion after being hit by a supernatural power." Mori Ogai said innocently, "If you don't hurry up, I think this Bandage-kun will cry."
Osamu Dazai glanced at Dazai's bandages, and saw the wronged son looking at him eagerly, and he knew at a glance that what Mori Ogai said was true.
"Tsk." Osamu Dazai walked over, grabbed the doll, watched it disappear in his hand, and taunted Nakahara Chuya mercilessly, "Chuya is really useless, actually letting his own child fall into the trap Are you still in the mood to work at such a time? It seems that Mr. Mori has successfully turned Chuya into a workaholic, and his ability to manipulate people's hearts is even better."
Mori Ogai: "Where is it? I'm sorry. In fact, Mr. Hat's situation is not serious, so I'm not in a hurry."
"And the kid in Zhongye-kun's house is very good, and he's not as mischievous as Bandage-kun at all."
Although Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu were not the ones showing off their children, but Mori Ogai and Dazai Osamu were almost full of anger. Dazai bandaged this one and looked at that one, and didn't care about the undercurrents between adults.
"Is the hat all right now? Where is he?" Dazai Bandage said enthusiastically, "I want to find him."
Osamu Dazai stopped the exchange with Mori Ogai, and said to himself: "Ah, it's too bad, my stupid son has such a good relationship with the Nakaya family, it's terrible, it's too bad , if I see a smaller version of the dwarf, maybe I will have a nightmare tonight."
"Good relationship?" Dazai Bandage repeated Dazai Osamu's words in doubt, and then said with a suddenly realized expression, "Oh! My relationship with Hat is really good, every time I make him cry, he won't beat me— —Oh yes, the hat hit what you said about the ability, maybe he is crying non-stop, I'm going to see how he is crying, the red eyes must be very funny!"
Osamu Dazai: "Wow." As expected of my son.
Mori Ogai: "..." Ah, this is indeed a child of the Dazai family.
"Dad, let me tell you!" Dazai Bandage waved his arms happily and gestured, "He is a crying bag! He really likes to cry, as long as he is stimulated a little, he will cry non-stop, which is very fun!"
"And the hat is still facial paralyzed. He can't even move his eyes. Even if he is so angry that he scolds his mother, his expression is still dead, and he can only cry silently."
The boy slapped his face twice: "We all like to make him cry, and we are very happy to see him want to hit us but can't!"
The son is good or bad, he loves it so much!
Osamu Dazai rubbed his hands excitedly: "Let's go, where is that hat, let's go and see him."
Mori Ogai: Dead eyes jpg
"Hey, I don't want to see how Chuya's face is crying. I just want to comfort the frightened child. Mr. Mori, please tell us his location quickly?" Osamu Dazai waved his hand pretending to be embarrassed , "Is it at Verlaine's place? You give me permission and I go down to find him myself, and don't bother Mr. Sen to send someone to take us down."
"They are indeed down there." Mori Ogai's eyes twitched, "But I don't really want to see my basement destroyed by Nakaya-kun who came back and found that something was wrong."
He said earnestly, "Please, Dazai-kun, please moderately tease the child, it's still a child..."
Osamu Dazai smiled very harmoniously: "Ah, ah, it's not me who amuses the children, it's just playing among children, isn't it?"
Mori Ogai: ... I always have a bad feeling.
After Osamu Dazai touched the doll of Yumeno Hisaku, as soon as the ability was released, the Nakahara Hat, who was crying and talking to Verlaine, felt it. He raised his hand and touched the tear stains on his face. He touched it lightly and it was numb. Eye sockets, almost weeping with joy.
Great, he's tired of crying!
Verlaine also noticed the stop of the water dripping on his head. He touched his wet hair, reached out and hugged the boy on his shoulders, and wiped the boy's face with his sleeve: "Are you all right?"
"It's all right." Zhongyuan hat forcefully suppressed the tears of joy, looked at his wet clothes, and Verlaine's hair that was still dripping, "...do you want to deal with it first?"
"The bandages came to me, and I don't want him to see this."
After the chat just now, Verlaine has gotten a lot closer to his newly promoted younger brother, Zhongyuan Hat, especially since the kid is still willing to call him brother, which makes Verlaine even more satisfied.
"Why do you have to deal with it? Is it because you are afraid that your friends will not like it?" Verlaine asked.
Although he doesn't quite understand the need for such behavior when facing friends.
Zhongyuan Hat replied casually: "Because I will be laughed at by bandages."
"A joke?" Verlaine snapped, "Who dares to laugh at you?"
The big brother said decisively: "Dare to laugh at my brother, I'll go and beat him until he can only lie on the bed and be a vegetative state for the rest of his life!"
The hair of the Central Plains hat stood up.
No, Big Brother!The bandage is also him!Why did he suddenly cheat himself!
Save the bandages—
Just as Zhongyuan Hat was shouting in his heart, there was a knock on the door. A young man with black hair and kite eyes walked in leading a child with bandages all over his face. The eyes of the two were fixed on Zhongyuan Hat in an instant. body.
Osamu Dazai suppressed the desire to laugh out loud: "Is this child a Nakahara hat? It's so cute."
If he could see Nakahara Chuya's face crying like this in his lifetime, it would be worth it for him to die in the water right now!
"And..." Osamu Dazai covered his mouth and smirked, looking back and forth between Dazai's bandage and Nakahara's hat, "The hat is two years older than the bandage, right? Why is it shorter than the bandage?"
The Central Plains hat was indeed a little shorter than the bandage: "..." Xi Nei, you! ! !
The tears that had stopped just now came down again. At this moment, the casual children's clothes he was wearing were wet a lot, as if he had just been fished out of the water. The boy's eyes were red as if he had secretly taken his mother's Lipstick was painted on the edge of the eye sockets like eye shadow, and the eyeballs were bloodshot. His eyes skipped Dazai Osamu who laughed at him just now, and turned to Dazai Bandage next to him. He raised his foot subconsciously and stopped in front of Verlaine.
Watching the child cry by Dazai, Verlaine, who was about to rush up and punch him, said, "...hat, get out of the way."
After seeing Osamu Dazai for a long time, this wave of new and old hatred combined, Verlaine was extremely angry.
Although Hat told him that he had a friend named Bandage, he never expected that Bandage was Dazai Osamu's son!How could his cute little brother play with this nasty son of Osamu Dazai, it sounds like he might even be bullied to the point of crying!
Zhongyuan shook his hat and said, "Brother Verlaine, you can't wear bandages."
Verlaine gritted his teeth: "Okay, I'll hit Dazai." It happened that it was this damn guy who made people cry just now!
The boy stepped aside decisively.
Seeing Verlaine approaching him aggressively, Osamu Dazai let go of his wronged son with a "wow", and started running around with him in this small underground isolation room.
Bandage Dazai took the opportunity to get close to Nakahara's hat, wiped away the tears on the opponent's face, and then pulled the person to Yumeno Hisakuku's side. Seeing Dazai who was being chased around very nimbly, Bandage asked in a low voice: "Will Dad Was he killed?"
"Brother Verlaine has a sense of proportion, not to mention he can't beat Uncle Dazai to death." Zhong Yuan's hat almost stopped his tears, and he responded.
"Eh..." Dazai shook his head and sighed in disappointment, "I thought Dad would be beaten to death."
Zhongyuan Hat was speechless for a moment, and said, "You actually want to see your father get beaten to death?"
"Maybe he thinks of me that way too. Anyway, death is exactly what he wants." Dazai shrugged his shoulders in a bandage, and he didn't plan to bother with his cheap father. Anyway, their father-son relationship is very plastic, and there is no such thing. The brotherhood on the side is real.
Dazai Bandage shook his head and said, "Hat, are your eyes okay?"
"It's okay, just get some sleep." Nakahara hat patted his face, he tugged on Dazai's bandaged clothes, and motioned him to look at Yumeno Kusaku next to him, "He is the Kusaku I told you about."
"Wow." Dazai looked up and down at Yumeno Hisaku who was still wearing a maid outfit, "Hat, did you really do what I said?"
Nakahara hat tilted his head: "Is there any problem? Kusaku is really cute in this way."
"No problem, no problem, of course there is no problem." Dazai Bandage clapped his hands, "Hat, you have obtained my true biography. You are so obedient. I am very happy with Bandage!"
Central Plains hat: "?"
"……as long as you are happy?"
Yumeno Hisaku: "..." Well, it turns out that you are the one who made me wear a maid outfit!
"By the way, bandages," Zhongyuan hat remembered something, and said, "I bought you the canned crab meat you like, but I put them at Brother Zhongye's house, when will I bring them to you?"
Dazai Bandage's eyes lit up: "Hat, you are so kind!"
He hugged his little friend: "Then why don't we go get it now, shall we?"
"Eh? But..."
"It's nothing to worry about, while Dad has no time to take care of us, your eldest brother doesn't have time to take care of us." Dazai bandaged his fingers and counted the parents, "Mr. Mori probably won't take care of us, after all, we're not going to other places , Maybe after explaining the situation to him on the way, someone will drive us there."
Zhongyuan hat doesn't understand these things: "But brother will be worried, right?"
"Mr. Mori will tell him, so it doesn't matter at all." Dazai Bandage continued to encourage, "Let me tell you, hat, I also found a little friend, he is the same age as you, very good and cute, You must be able to play with him."
The boy glanced at Yumeno Kusaku: "Or if you want, let's take Kusaku with us, so we can play as four of us. Natsume-kun and I are so boring playing cards."
Yumeno Hisakuza said anxiously, "Can I go out?"
"Of course!" Even if he couldn't, he could get Mr. Sen to agree, and that would be fine!
Dazai Bandage clapped his hands and said, "From now on, you are no longer Yumeno Kusaku, you are the exclusive maid of me and the hat!"
Yumeno Hisaku: "...Huh?"
"Let's go!" Dazai bandaged a child with each hand, and while Dazai was being chased and beaten by Verlaine, he sneaked out of the basement.
Osamu Dazai saw it with sharp eyes, and quickly shouted: "Wait a minute, don't chase, don't chase, the child has slipped away!"
Verlaine paused: "What?!"
The person chasing him was gone, Osamu Dazai turned around nimbly, and followed him out of the basement. Verlaine was about to chase him, when he suddenly remembered that if he went out like this, he would definitely cause trouble for Chuya. Called Mori Ogai: "Call Chuya back quickly. Also, I'm going out. Find a way for me."
Mori Ogai watched the whole process through surveillance: ...hahahahaha.
"Well, since Mr. Jiuzuo is not Mr. Jiuzuo now, but the exclusive maid of the children, if Mr. Verlaine wants to go out, he should make a sacrifice, right?"
So when Nakahara Zhong also rushed back, he saw his brother with loose blond hair and a long fluttering skirt. Verlaine also had makeup on his face, which softened his original facial features. If he was not familiar with him People, probably can't recognize it.
But Zhong Yuanzhong must be able to recognize it. Seeing this face similar to his own in women's clothing, Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath.
"F-what happened?" Because Mori Ogai's communication came urgently, Nakahara Nakahara, who had just finished half of the work, rushed back with black eyes, and saw this scene unexpectedly, "Verlaine, what's the matter with you?" ?”
What's going on with this look? Hey!
"Chuya." Verlaine grabbed Nakahara Chuya's hand and said, "The hat was taken away, and I was about to go out to chase after it. This was Mr. Mori's advice to me. The kid named Yumeno Hisaku also slipped out in the same way. .”
Zhong Yuan was also shocked, and quickly asked: "What, who took the hat away?"
Verlaine said decisively: "Abducted by Dazai's child!"
Zhong Yuan's eyes darkened, and he clenched his fists.
——Damn Osamu Dazai!You abduct my child! !
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