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After Osamu Dazai pushed the work to the newcomer Dazai Scarf, he really went to sleep and rest.

But it's impossible to say that he slept soundly and soundly. He hasn't had a good night's sleep for so many years. If there is an extra strange child in the office, he won't sleep well.

Rounding it up, it is the level of closing the eyes and resting the mind. Even because the eyes are closed, the surrounding sounds are a lot more obvious, and even the rustling sound of the boy flipping through the files is particularly loud.

When his subordinate knocked on the door and said there was a new document, Dazai Osamu was already fully awake, just wanted to see how Dazai Scarf explained his existence to his subordinates, so he continued to lie on the bed.

Having read his own memory in the parallel world, Osamu Dazai knew that he still had a bandage guy who would recognize him as his father. If he brought that little kid over, the days to come would be a mess. He thought about it, I think it is better to pull over the scarf that looks more stable.

I just didn't expect this guy to tell him that he is an elder one second, and tell his subordinates that he is his son the next second.

Osamu Dazai lying dead on the bed: "..."

Forget it, it's not a big problem, anyway, he didn't intend to disclose the real identity of the scarf, that's completely meaningless, as many sons as there are sons, no matter what the subordinates think, it won't affect his plan.

But it would be too much for this subordinate to turn around and inform Zhongyuan Zhongye to come and eat melons!

Osamu Dazai was so angry that he ground his teeth, and decided to turn around and deduct all the salary of that person for this month.

If you eat melons, you will eat melons. He has the right to act like a dwarf with insufficient brain capacity, so he foolishly believed what his subordinates told him, but listen to what this is saying?

"Did someone die?" Osamu Dazai really wanted to pry Nakahara Chuya's mind open to see what he was thinking, "Chuya, I don't think you have enough work, and you still have time to think wildly."

Veins popped up in Zhongyuan Zhongye's head. He took two deep breaths and told himself that he couldn't beat the leader: "Where did this kid come from?"

When he was 15 years old, he just joined the port of Mafia. He really didn't know if Dazai Osamu had killed anyone before.

"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai pondered for a moment, raised his eyebrows and said, "Isn't this what Chuya should be concerned about? Could it be that Chuya is very interested in my private life?"

Before Chuya Nakahara could speak, Dazai Scarf said with a cute face: "Don't worry, Mr. Chuya, Dad didn't fuck with girls, and I'm not as old as I appear to be, I just appeared in this world just now Oh."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also dumbfounded.

What the hell?

"Actually, Dad felt that it was too hard for one person to handle so many tasks, so I split one and I came out to help." The boy spat out shocking words, "Simply put, Dazai Osamu split."

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Cracked Osamu Dazai: "..."

Do you believe what you say?

"You, you," Nakahara Zhong also felt a little dizzy, he shook, and his whole body trembled violently, he didn't even bother to address him as 'leader', "Dazai, why did you split? What did you hit? Ability? No, didn’t you nullify the ability... No, you split yourself apart? Did you do some human experiments on yourself, why don’t I know anything?”

Dazai Scarf: Do you believe me?

Osamu Dazai: Do you believe me?

Zhong Yuanzhong also wrinkled his face, with entanglement written all over his face: "Although I don't know how you made it, but if you feel that you are too busy with work, you can distribute a little bit to your subordinates. This division and division will hurt your body." Right? You already look weak, I'm afraid you will die tomorrow."

He's really going to crack!

Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth and said, "Chuya, do you believe this? Are you awake?"

"...Didn't he help you read the documents when I came in?" Zhong Yuanzhong also said hesitantly, "Since you believe him, why don't I believe him? But if you say that, then he was not created by you , is it really your son?"

Mafia's conscience began to care about the child: "But he is still so young, so you let him work for you? Isn't it very good?"

"Since Zhong also said so, then Zhong will help me solve this pile of documents." Dazai Osamu's tone sounded sticky and disgusting, as if he wanted to eat people, "It seems that you are still too idle."

"Now, give me—"

Osamu Dazai managed to make his expression less ferocious: "Get out."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Oh."

Although it seems that he himself proposed to divide the work, why does he always feel that something is not right?Why has his job increased again?

When there were only two people left in the chief's office, Dazai Scarf finally couldn't hold back his laughter. He buried his head in laughter until his shoulders shook, and raised his hand to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"At any rate, Mr. Zhongye is concerned, why are you backhanding him with work?"

"Who do you think caused it?" Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes at Dazai's scarf, "Okay, from now on you will either be my son or my son, and it probably won't take long for Mafia, the port, to spread the word that the leader has an extra child. "

Dazai Scarf stretched out his hand to sort out the documents he had processed, and said with a casual smile: "It's better than saying that your scarf has become a jerk, right? I'm afraid I'll turn around and search for some supernatural being who can turn objects into people. Ye Jun also loves to worry."

"From what you said, you seem to like Chuya very much."

"Yeah," said Dazai Scarf not too concerned, "The leader after you is Chuya-kun, I quite like him."

Osamu Dazai had a strange expression: "Before you said that Mr. Mori was the second qualified leader, this first one can't be Chuya, right?"

Dazai Scarf: "Hmm~"

Osamu Dazai exclaimed angrily, "Is there anything I can't compare to that stupid little dwarf?"

"You," Dazai Scarf stretched out his hand and patted Dazai Osamu's head helplessly, "Although you have developed the port Mafia very well, you never feel that the leader is your responsibility, do you? It's just a tool for you to achieve your goals."

The boy lowered his eyes and sighed softly: "Chief Dazai, your heart is too small, you can only see that person."

"You are the leader of Port Mafia, but not mine—I said this to Chief Sen before, and it applies to you now."

Dazai Scarf smiled gently: "But no matter what you want to do, I will still help you. Anyway, there is still some time before you need to appear on the stage, so just take a good rest."

"Ask me for help, in my place, to be pampered is to be able to do whatever you want."

Osamu Dazai looked at the boy quietly for a while, and then said: "Really? Then I will not be polite."

[Current acceptance: 25% (6%)]

"Then I won't be working today. Let Chuya come up later to deal with this pile of documents. The rest is yours." Osamu Dazai said bluntly, but he was really blunt. The bad command said, "I'm going to sleep, call me when you have lunch."

Dazai scarf looked at the pile of documents higher than him with a headache.

Should he be thankful that he doesn't lose his hair?

This time Osamu Dazai went to sleep in the small room and closed the door. Dazai scarf sorted out the documents, and put what Nakahara Chuya needed to deal with on the table not far away - that was where Nakahara Chuya worked, and he didn't usually go out The task, in order to prevent Osamu Dazai from being shot to death, Nakahara Chuya must be nearby to protect him.

The boy walked to the door and opened the office door, and saw Chuya Nakahara standing outside: "Mr. Chuya, come in."

"Ah, good." Nakahara also woke up from the daze. He nodded, looked at Dazai's scarf with complicated eyes, entered the door, and first looked around, "Where's the leader?"

"He's going to rest. Call him again at lunch."

Dazai Scarf pointed to the documents on the desk: "Then I will leave these documents to Chuya-kun, I have other documents to look at."

Some documents can only be passed by the leader, and Zhongyuan Zhong also handles them relatively secondary, so the task on Dazai Scarf is still quite heavy. The port of Mafia in this world is many times larger than that of the other side, and it is not easy to carry the work. Several times more.

"Okay." Zhong Yuanzhong was also used to being stuffed with documents, he sat down on his seat discouraged, and began to handle the work skillfully.

Dazai Scarf looked at Chuya Nakahara curiously, and asked, "Aren't you curious about my identity, Mr. Chuya?"

Speaking of this, Nakahara Chuya's expression became constipated again: "Uh, this, although the leader is very hateful...but since he is relieved to hand over the work to you, then your identity is not too important."

"Uh, but if you're really a child, it's not good to work hard at this age..." Zhongyuan Zhong didn't think that children can handle the problem of work, but what he thought was that children can start working this problem.

What seems to be wrong?

Dazai scarf laughed: "Well, in fact, my real age is not what I look like, but I am not a child, so don't worry about me, it was my father who asked me to help."

So it's not a split, and it's not a real son?Zhong Yuanzhong was also inexplicably relieved: "That's it, then you should also pay attention to rest."

"That's why you call the leader's father?"

Dazai Scarf: "It's convenient."

He joked: "For example, if I am bullied when I go out, I can just say that I am the son of the leader of Mafia at the port, and I will be fine, and I always have to arrange a reasonable existence for myself like this."

I don't know if it's Chuya Nakahara's illusion, he always feels that the child in front of him who doesn't know how old he is actually has an unconcealable killing smell...

Could it be the addition of this face?Zhong Yuanzhong also thought in a trance.

Dazai Scarf could tell what Nakahara was thinking at a glance, and he reminded with a funny smile: "Father said that these documents will be processed in the morning, and there will be many new ones in the afternoon, please work hard, Nakaya-kun."

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When you are concentrating on your work, time always passes quickly, and it is time for lunch in the blink of an eye. Dazai Scarf put down the pen in his hand, looked at the time, and found that it was time to eat.

"Mr. Zhongye, I'll go to the cafeteria." The boy said.

"Ah?" Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his head from the pile of documents, and it took him a while to recover, "Oh, it's lunch time, and the subordinates can send it directly."

Dazai Scarf: "It's okay, I guess Dad doesn't want to eat too much, I'll make something he likes to eat."

"You know how to cook?" Zhong Yuan choked, he glanced at the small room with the closed door, hesitated, "I'll accompany you there, you probably don't know the way."

Dazai's scarf followed suit and said, "Okay, I'm sorry to trouble you, Chuya-kun."

The two came out of the office together, and before leaving, Nakahara Nakaya asked the guards at the door to pay attention, and went to the cafeteria with a Dazai scarf.

At first, he didn't feel that there was anything wrong, until he received more and more sights and gazes on the road, and Zhong Yuan Zhong also slowed down his pace, and suddenly remembered something.

Oh yes!Although he knew that Dazai Scarf was most likely not Dazai Osamu's son, but the others didn't know!This morning was enough time for this news to spread throughout the port of Mafia. The members must be curious about the sudden addition of a son by the leader. It happened that he took people to the cafeteria, so they all ran over to watch.

Zhong Yuan was also ashamed: "Scarf, why don't I let them go?"

"It's okay." Dazai Scarf didn't care much about the various gazes, "Let them watch, they don't dare to come up and disturb us."

It's just a little rumor, Osamu Dazai won't care about it.

"You are really gentle," Zhong Yuan smacked his lips and said, "You really don't look like a child at all."

Dazai Scarf: "I'm really not a child. Anyway, they will leave after watching it for a while. They have so much work and they are too busy. Of course, things like gossip are still in the back. It's just a small problem."

"Ah, is this the cafeteria?" The boy stopped and looked at the place where people were coming and going.

"Yes," Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded, "but if you want to do something, don't go in here."

He led Dazai's scarf around and went to the back kitchen. Of course, the people who cook for the chief were separately monitored by special personnel. The people inside stood up straight when they saw Zhong Yuanzhong also come in.

"Central Plains cadres, do you want to bring food to the leader? It's ready."

Zhong Yuanzhong also shook his head and said, "Wait a minute."

He looked down at Dazai's scarf: "What are you going to do?"

"Hmm..." Dazai scarf touched his chin, "This..."

Osamu Dazai's sleep quality is so poor, and he seems to be planning to not work for the next few days and put it all on him, so let that guy get a good night's sleep.

Just make Dazai Bandage's specialty dish - Milky Way Star Sparkling Egg Pie.

Now the scarf that has become a symbol of Osamu Dazai can also make this dish!Uh, but the one made of bandages will make people unconscious for two days. If Osamu Dazai sleeps for so long, it will be bad. Just improve the effect or something...

So Dazai put his scarf on the eyes of the chef and Nakahara Chuya, who said "you are going to murder your father (the leader)", and buried his short legs wheezingly, and struggled to cook the extremely horrific-looking meals under his body shape.

In the end, he brought it to Osamu Dazai who got up.

Looking at the purple egg pie, Osamu Dazai silently took a knife and cut it open from the middle, the purple-yellow juice slowly flowed out from the inside, and he met the round fish eyes on the head of the dead fish.

"Are you planning to murder me?" Osamu Dazai poked the fish head with a fork. It was hard to imagine how it was wrapped in the egg membrane. "If you don't like it, I can tell you straight."

In another world, Dazai Bandage didn't cook this dish for Dazai, so the leader here, Dazai, doesn't know what the effect of this dish is, but only knows the social animal happy water that looks similar to it.

"Do you think I'm not working hard enough?"

Osamu Dazai sees its efficacy as sleep after hard work: "Or do you want me to sleep?"

Dazai Scarf blinked: "This is an improved version of Milky Way Star Egg Pie. I also specially added crab meat. It's different from Mole's social animal happy water. Try it?"

Zhong Yuan Zhong also stood beside him and stopped for a while: "How about I give it a try first?"

"No need." Osamu Dazai raised his hand to stop Chuya Nakahara who wanted to go forward, and looked meaningfully at Dazai's scarf with a normal face, "I want to try to see what effect it has."

After finishing speaking, he decisively picked up a piece of crab meat that had been soaked purple, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it twice.

...How should I put it, it's not bad?

Osamu Dazai usually eats as if he is completing a task. He only guarantees the minimum intake for himself to survive. It was like awakening his sense of taste, which had been sleeping for a long time, and tasted a little bit of sweetness and bitterness.

He swallowed it involuntarily, then took another piece and stuffed it into his mouth. As he ate, he finished the so-called egg pie, and also finished a dish of white rice and other meat dishes.

"Ah." Osamu Dazai finally came to his senses when the fork was no longer able to fork something. He yelled softly, looked at the clean plate, and fell into self-doubt.

Why is he like a starving ghost who hasn't eaten for ten years?Doesn't it sound a little sleepy... Sure enough, the function of this thing is to make him sleep!

Zhongyuan Zhong also heaved a sigh of relief, Dazai finished eating unknowingly?Very good, at least willing to eat.

But as soon as he thought this way, he saw Osamu Dazai roll his eyes, hit his face on the table with a "snap", and fell asleep neatly.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also taken aback: "!!!"

"leader!"

"Don't be nervous, he just fell asleep." Dazai Scarf yawned, "External force can't wake him up, move him to the bed, and call a doctor to check his body."

Mr. Scarf, the head of the family, looked at Osamu Dazai with a bleak face, and snorted softly: "Look at his face like a dead man, I don't know how long he hasn't rested, and if he doesn't raise him, he will die someday."

Zhong Yuanzhong also remained silent, and asked his subordinates to bring the doctor.

Facts proved that Osamu Dazai really just fell into a deep sleep. When the doctor examined him, Osamu Dazai changed his suit from the scarf and put on comfortable home clothes, and even changed the bandages into a new one for Osamu Dazai.

Looking at the pale face under the dim light, Dazai Scarf sighed deeply.

Osamu Dazai wanted to die after achieving his goal, but he had already come here, so he had to try to stop it, even if he knew it was useless, at least it would make him feel more comfortable during this time.

It's just not enough to rely on him alone.

Both he and Nakahara Chuya need to deal with work, not to mention Koyo Ozaki, and they also need one to keep an eye on Osamu Dazai's daily life. It seems that they need to discuss it with the system.

"The leader's health is so bad..." Zhong Yuan Zhong also looked at the simple examination report given by the doctor, feeling a little depressed, "No matter what, you must be careful about your own body."

Before, he really wanted to press Osamu Dazai to check his body, but unfortunately he didn't take action because of his status. When Dazai's scarf came, he resolved it swiftly and decisively.

"Nakaya-kun go get busy first," Dazai Scarf finished talking with the doctor, walked over and said, "I'll be in charge of keeping an eye on Dad."

Zhong Yuanzhong also hesitated for a while: "Okay, I'll leave it to you."

"Don't worry, the important work will trouble you for the time being, Chuya-kun."

Dazai Scarf nodded: "I'll assign work with you when Dad wakes up. According to the effect, he will probably wake up at night."

Nakahara Chuya: "I see."

[Current acceptance: 25% (7%)]

What?Dazai was surprised by the scarf, he never thought that he could use this look to gain the recognition of the "Central Plains leader" who has not yet been promoted?

After Zhongya Nakahara left, Dazai scarf was still in a daze, he shook his head, temporarily put this matter behind his mind, looked at Dazai who was lying on the bed like a dead fish, and said faintly: "Tsk, come It's time to see Mr. Oda, at least make yourself look healthy."

He turned and left the cubicle, and came to the place where Osamu Dazai had placed the [book]. In the eyes of Dazai Scarf, the [book] was shining brightly, with "I am here, I am here" written all over his body.

[system. ]

System: [Host. ]

[You said, can I use the book to pull Dazai's bandage over? ] Disqualification in the world and the singularity produced by the [book] link the parallel world, Osamu Dazai has disqualification in the world, so does he!

But to be honest, without the system's push, the leader Dazai would not be able to pull him over so smoothly, so in order to prevent Dazai from being torn apart by the world's barriers when he comes over with bandages, the system's consent is still required.

[Host... are you sure? ]

The system said tactfully: [This may increase the difficulty of the task. ]

Originally, he could leave after collecting the approval points, but Jiangdu Xunying wanted Dazai to live a little better, and to expose that he can also use [books], Dazai has a great chance to start guarding Dazai The scarf, even using the 【Book】to throw him back.

[It doesn't matter, Chuya's approval can be collected anyway,] Jiangdu Xunying doesn't care, [and in this situation, maybe I can go to the orphanage to check the approval of Mori Ogai here. ]

Mori Ogai from the orphanage is much easier to deal with than the one over there!

The system seemed to want to remind something, but in the end it still didn't say it, and compromised: [... Well, since the host must be like this. ]

When Osamu Dazai slept for most of the day and woke up from the bed, he was still in a trance. He stared at the ceiling and thought for a long time before he remembered why he fell asleep.

This Dazai scarf...

He didn't sleep for several days, did he?Osamu Dazai rubbed his stomach, but he was not very hungry. He sat up slowly, and found that he had changed his clothes, so he was at a loss for words.

But the thing that made him even more speechless came immediately - Osamu Dazai got out of bed, opened the door to go out to check the situation, when he opened the door, he bumped into someone.

Osamu Dazai, who is 1.8 meters tall, paused, and slowly lowered his head to look at the person he knocked down.

It was a familiar face again, but it was not in a familiar attire, and it looked a little younger than Dazai's scarf, and a little shorter in height, holding his sore buttocks and looking up at him angrily.

"Although I know that Dad, you are probably drowsy, but shouldn't you pull me up instead of standing there in a daze!"

Osamu Dazai: ... Dazai bandages?

Why is this kid here! !

The leader of Mafia twisted his expression and looked up at Dazai's scarf not far away. Just as he was about to ask, Nakahara pushed the door open with the documents in his hand.

"Scarf, these papers—"

Nakahara Chuya's voice stopped abruptly, like a cat strangled by the throat, his horrified eyes swept across Dazai's scarf, then Dazai's bandage, and finally looked at Dazai Osamu, and subconsciously spoke.

"Dazai, why are you split again?"