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No one thought of Osamu Dazai's machine gun.

Everyone present was dumbfounded except Jiangdu Xunying, who knew about it, especially the old demon extermination master who was pointed at the gun. He was angry and scared, his wrinkled face was flushed, and the old man's hands were trembling. He raised it up and pointed at Osamu Dazai, unable to speak a word.

"What's wrong?" Osamu Dazai's voice sounded sharper and harsher, "Say one more thing, believe it or not, I'll kill you? Ango is a civil servant, but I'm not."

So why do you carry a machine gun with you and put it under your skirt! !And it was premeditated at first glance!Ango Sakaguchi complained wildly in his heart, but he was also quite upset with these old-fashioned words, which reminded him of some of his stupid and pedantic bosses, who were incompetent and busy, but whoever made him a civil servant could bear it.

As for the old man here... Of course he is helping his friend.

Ango Sakaguchi corrected his expression, coughed lightly, and said calmly, "Dazai, you are so rude, even if you are not a civil servant, you are still a decent person now."

Dazai Osamu followed Sakaguchi Ango's words and nodded, "You're right."

Just when the old man breathed a sigh of relief, he immediately said: "My dear, my dear daughter, then you come!"

"Okay, mom!" Jiangdu Xunying climbed up the table, reached out to the bottom of her skirt, took out a pistol from under her skirt, and pointed it at the old man's head instead of Osamu Dazai's machine gun.

"Girl" met the old man's angry and trembling eyes, and said sweetly: "Mom is a decent person in society now, but I am not."

He is not a human being, so how can we use human rules to demand him?

Jiang Du Xunying thought without burden.

The old man was not an ancient man, of course he knew the power of guns. Although this kind of thing couldn't deal with monsters, it was very effective against people. He stood there stiffly and could only look to his Patriarch for help.

After a brief shock, Patriarch Chuanshan also quickly said: "Oh, this lady misunderstood. I don't mean to drive away the guests. Lunch is ready and you can eat at any time."

"The elder is old and can't stand this kind of shock. He will naturally be punished if he says something wrong. Here, I will first apologize to the wife and young lady for him, and I will send an apology later."

He glanced suggestively at the pistol in Jiang Du Xunying's hand: "Then can you please put the gun down first?"

"Of course." Jiang Du Xunying smiled "hehe" twice, and leisurely retracted the pistol.

The barrel of the gun slowly moved away from the old man's head, watching the eyeballs involuntarily follow the gun, Jiang Du Xunying narrowed his eyes, and moved his finger on the trigger.

When the muzzle moved down to the lower body of the old man - "bang"!

The bullet shot out from the gun and hit the floor under the old man's crotch straight. Black smoke rose from the wooden floor instantly, leaving a bullet hole.

The old man who was relieved: "..."

Hey, is the safety catch actually on?

Patriarch Chuanshan and the old man went to Jiangjiangdu to search for Yingying almost at the same time.

"What is this doing?"

"I'm really sorry." Jiang Du Xunying blinked innocently, "The gun went off just now. He's young and can't control it. Don't blame him."

"I'll put the gun away right now, don't be afraid, grandpa."

With a half-smile, he glanced at the part that was almost hit by the gun, closed the safety catch, lifted his skirt and stuffed the gun back.

The old man was sweating and his hands were shaking.

Fire escape?Who would believe it!How dare you put a misfired gun under your skirt!

The small episode made the reception room quiet for a while, and when Dazai Osamu also put up the machine gun, Patriarch Chuanshan let out a breath: "Then please come with me."

This lunch was extremely difficult—for Patriarch Chuanshan.

His family is not particularly powerful, and he doesn't want to offend government agencies. At first, he looked down upon him because he was a clerk and a woman. If you dare to show it, God knows if "she" will pull out a machine gun this time, and will pull out a grenade in the next second and blow up his house. This is the big house of our family.

After all, the skirt looked so thick, and it looked like it contained a lot of things.

So when Osamu Dazai was picky about this dish and that dish, and asked what to eat for what to eat, Patriarch Kawayama could only silently swallow the words that were almost about to curse, and kept a forced smile to let people go to the kitchen to prepare.

Ango Sakaguchi is also a person who has seen the world, and he calmly let Dazai Osamu be a monster, and only opened his mouth when he went too far, singing and singing with Dazai Osamu made Patriarch Chuanshan angry and afraid to speak.

Ango Sakaguchi: I, Ango Sakaguchi, also have a temper :)

As for the simple little Natsume...

"Mr. Natsume, are you full?" Jiangdu Xunying sat beside Natsume Takashi, and asked in a low voice while eating the fruit after the meal, "Is it delicious?"

"It's delicious." Natsume Takashi nodded, he burped, touched his belly, and said, "What are you going to do with the bandage?"

The smart boy has already learned about this little friend's character in just half a day. When he sees his eyes rolling cunningly, he knows that the other party is planning something weird again. .

"I'm still very upset to see that old man." Jiang Du Xunying said.

"Natsume-kun, you haven't come into contact with these big families before. In fact, many of them are superficial, and you don't know who they are inside."

He thought of those "family members" in Osamu Dazai's memory, and shook his head in disappointment: "Although they can't change their minds, if you teach them a lesson and let them improve their memory a little, it's okay to stop doing things for a short time."

"But, isn't it too good..." Natsume Takashi was a little confused, "He's an old man..."

"Don't worry, it's just a little prank, it won't be too much." Jiangdu Xunying patted Natsume Takashi on the shoulder, "Besides, demon extermination masters are not ordinary people, they have demon powers to protect themselves, and things that are generally dangerous to ordinary people To them, it’s like scratching an itch, and someone who can sit in the position of an elder must be strong enough to climb two mountains to catch monsters.”

Seeing that Natsume Takashi was still hesitating, Jiangdu Xunying said again: "But it's also... Natsume-kun is a good boy, so I'll go by myself, follow Anwu's father closely, don't get lost, me and dad, uh, Mommy will go together."

The boy's tone dropped in an instant, and even tears came out. He looked at Natsume Takashi with wet eyes, as if he was a beautiful girl who was rejected by a heartless man.

"I thought Natsume-kun would hate such a pedantic old man, so Natsume-kun is also such a person?"

"No, no!" Natsume Takashi panicked immediately, he was still a child himself, how could he coax a child, so he agreed, "Then I, I will go with you..."

Jiang Du Xunying suddenly stopped crying, wiped the tears off his face, and smiled: "Then let's go!"

He dragged Natsume Takashi to talk to Osamu Dazai and Ango Sakaguchi. These two adults must have something to say to Patriarch Kawayama, so it was a different way to hold back the Patriarch.

Jiang Du Xunying nodded obediently: "Mom, Guizhi and I went for a walk in the yard."

Osamu Dazai looked at the cheap son, and said, "Don't my precious daughter wait for my mother to go shopping together?" He also wants to play!

Jiang Du Xunying: "My lord, let's finish the work first." He wants to bring his friends, not his father!

Patriarch Chuanshan said, "Do you want to walk around the house? Do you want me to let the servant take you..."

"No need." Osamu Dazai turned his head, "The children are just going for a walk in the yard, not in the house, don't worry, or is there anything shady in Patriarch Chuanshan's house?"

Patriarch Chuanshan: "How could this be..."

While the adults were chatting back and forth, the two children took the opportunity to sneak out of the restaurant and into the yard.

"That old man is sitting by the lake in the yard and getting angry now," Jiang Du Xunying took off the bandages on his face and hands, held them in his hands and laughed a few times, "Let's let him fall into the water. "

Natsume Takashi: "How do we do it?" They are all children, so where does their strength come from.

"We don't need to appear in person, it would be bad if we were discovered."

Jiang Du Xunying motioned the boy to look at the bandage in his hand: "Just use this!"

"...A bandage?" Natsume Takashi didn't understand.

"Yes!" Jiang Du Xunying raised his chin, "A must-have for home travel, a specially customized waterproof and breathable bandage, it will never be loose easily, it is very easy to use!"

He looked at Natsume Takashi expectantly: "Do you want to try to tie it?"

The author has something to say:

Bandage: Use the body to tie up Natsume-kun and abduct him

Little Angel: Huh?

Abduction progress... (The author doesn't know either)