cynical attack

As the saying goes, it takes a hundred days to hurt your muscles and bones, but it takes half a day to suffer from pain.

After Xue Tong woke up, the intense pain from behind invaded his whole body again.

"Ah...it hurts..."

Xue Tong was so weak that he could only moan softly, and all he got in exchange for crying and sweating all night were two chapped lips.

"pain…"

The glare of the sun made Xue Tong unable to open his eyes, so he could only use his two hands to grope around to find Qiao Lei, the beast.

"Huh...huh..."

Qiao Lei was sleeping soundly beside him, and Xue Tong's penis couldn't get into his ears at all.

"You beast... get up!"

Xue Tong punched him in the chest with all his strength, but Qiao Lei's two elastic pectoralis major muscles only trembled slightly, which did not disturb Qiao Lei's dream at all.

The pain in his lower body made him unable to move. In order to prevent the wound from bleeding again, Xue Tong could only obediently lie on the bed.

"tnnd, this trick must be used."

Xue Tong said resentfully.

What is the most vulnerable part of a sleeping person?Not a dick to live on, not a fragile armpit, but a breathing mouth and nose.

Xue Tong covered Qiao Lei's nose and mouth with his hands, trying to suffocate Qiao Lei from his dream.But after all, with the "Liuba Dihuangwan" body protection, there is still air between the fingers to run in and out.

In desperation, Xue Tong could only use a more closed weapon - the pillow.

"Let's see if you wake up this time!"

Xue Tong firmly pressed the two ends of the pillow so that it could be completely pressed against Qiao Lei's face, sealing his mouth and nose.

"Mmmmmmm!"

In less than ten seconds, Qiao Lei finally responded.From time to time, Qiao Lei's muffled cry came from under the pillow, and his hands and feet began to jump, and the amplitude became larger and larger.

"Snapped!"

Qiao Lei suddenly raised his hand, and hit Xue Tong's forehead impartially. The already weak Xue Tong was knocked down again, and almost lost his breath.

"You're fucking sick! What are you doing so early in the morning!"

Qiao Lei got rid of the pillow covering his head and roared loudly.

"You heartless..."

Xue Tong, who was knocked over on the bed, said weakly.

"Wake up when you wake up! Why are you boring me?!"

Qiao Lei rubbed his sleepy eyes and said.

"What do you say... last night... I was in pain... take me to the hospital..."

Xue Tong said pitifully, looking at Qiao Lei with tears in his eyes.

"Oh, it's okay! I've put medicine on you!"

As he said that, Qiao Lei stretched out his hand and patted Xue Tong's soft buttocks gently.

"what!"

The butt that was already in pain was slapped by the beast again, and the burning pain once again rushed to Xue Tong's brain at a speed of eighty miles per second.

"Stop howling! It hurts so much! Why didn't you scream when I gave you the medicine yesterday!"

Qiao Lei said disapprovingly.Then he leaned on the pillow and took the notebook on the bedside, repeating what he did every day.

Xue Tong overlooked a question: How can spreading bridges be effective in dealing with such beasts?

"I passed out from the pain yesterday! What do you call it!"

Xue Tong retorted.

Seeing Xue Tong's unconvinced expression and that little face covered with tears, Qiao Lei smiled lewdly again.

"By the way, your little chrysanthemum is the cutest I've ever seen~"

Hearing what Qiao Lei said, Xue Tong blushed again.

"How many have you seen?"

"One."

"Then you said it!"

"I'm not sure how many more I will meet in the future, how many will explode~"

Qiao Lei's naked eyes revealed a radiant light, and the corners of his mouth also revealed the dirty tricks of a hooligan.

"you dare!"

Xue Tong yelled at Qiao Lei angrily.

"Of course I dare. Since your chrysanthemum is useless, I will naturally go to someone else! I am not a vegetarian."

Qiao Lei continued to browse the webpage, but didn't notice the disappointed expression on Xue Tong's face.

"I'm going to the hospital!"

Xue Tong tried his best to hold back the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"No, if the doctor asks you how you did it, they can't say that I exploded it!"

Qiao Lei refused.

"Just say it was poked by the rolling pin! Say I accidentally sat on the rolling pin."

Xue Tong took Qiao Lei's arm and shook it, trying to touch Qiao Lei's animal heart again by acting like a baby.

"Who is so stupid to make a rolling pin!"

Qiao Lei replied disdainfully.

Suddenly, Qiao Lei's hand stopped in the air and his fingers stopped typing on the keyboard. He frowned and said with a very puzzled expression.

"Rolling pin? Oh~ You also think that my thickness and length are the same as a rolling pin! Hmm~ I will satisfy you every day when you are well~"

With that said, Qiao Lei turned his head and kissed Xue Tong lightly on the forehead.

"... "

Xue Tong looked helplessly at Qiao Lei who felt good about himself.

"Old Gong~ I'm really in pain... just send me to the hospital~"

Xue Tong still didn't give up and pretended to be beside Qiao Lei, rubbing his face against the back of Qiao Lei's hand, looking like a docile kitten.

"Tongtong! This is not your usual style."

Qiao Lei withdrew the hand that was constantly being rubbed by Xue Tong's face and said.

"Could it be...you want it again? No~ You're still not well, wait until you're done!"

Gently stroking Xue Tong's head twice like treating a kitten, and then confessed Xue Tong's acting like a baby in exchange for abandoning his virginity.

"No! I'm going to the hospital! I'm going! This way I don't have to go to class!"

Soft ones won't work, only hard ones.

Xue Tong moved his "hemiplegic" body to get out of bed, but before he could move ten centimeters, Qiao Lei pulled him back to his side again.

"Don't you just don't want to go to class! What a big deal! Do you still need to go to the hospital?"

While talking, Qiao Lei picked up the mobile phone and dialed President Dong's phone skillfully.

"Hello? Me, tell the teachers that Xue Tong has been sick for the past few days and can't go to class. Well, that's it."

After finishing speaking, Qiao Lei rolled his eyes at Xue Tong again, showing off his special "leave request skill".

Come on soft?Qiao Lei ate the "Six Ba Emperor Pills" and ignored Xue Tong's acting like a baby.Come hard?Qiao Lei's invincible subsidiary skills can solve all Xue Tong's excuses.There's really nothing I can do now...

For a whole morning, Qiao Lei was enjoying the warm air brought by the air conditioner in the house and the pleasure of money rolling into his pockets, while Xue Tong was enduring the stench from Qiao Lei's stinky feet and the pain in his buttocks. Pain.

"Old Gong...I'm hungry..."

At noon, Xue Tong's protesting stomach reminded Xue Tong that he hadn't eaten two meals.

"Go and buy something when you're hungry, and bring me one by the way."

Qiao Lei was still staring at the computer screen intently, talking in the tense rhythm of work.

"I'm hurt...you forgot..."

Xue Tong looked at Qiao Lei helplessly and said.

"Your butt hurts to do with your walking?"

Qiao Lei replied disapprovingly.

"I can't walk! It hurts!"

"Then eat less, and I'll bring you some when I come back from a meeting in the evening."

After finishing speaking, Qiao Lei stopped talking, and immersed himself in the densely packed text on the computer...

"Tongtong~ brother is gone! Come back and bring you delicious food!"

When going out, Qiao Lei still teased Xue Tongdao.

"Well, I'll wait for you..."

Xue Tong, who was already hungry with his chest pressed against his back, replied weakly, then fell down on the bed and fell asleep.

Xue Tong spent the long afternoon in his sleep.It wasn't until the evening that Qiao Lei hurried back.

"I am back!"

As soon as Qiao Lei entered the door, he woke up Xue Tong who was eating delicious food in his sleep.

“It was really good to eat today!”

Qiao Lei smacked his lips while taking off his shoes.

Seeing Qiao Lei's empty hands, Xue Tong almost lost his temper again.

"Where's my meal?"

"Ah! I forgot!"

"... "