cynical attack

Chapter 1: There is no woman in the house

Lying on the double bed tailored for him, Qiao Lei still didn't enjoy the moment of rest, he was still tapping the keys of the laptop, or browsing one web page after another, or paying attention to the stock market.But the webpage that is always open is playing Mr. Cang's movie...

Outside the dormitory door, the "crackling" sounds made by the freshmen cleaning up the room did not affect Qiao Lei who was enjoying the afternoon in the room.The [-]-square-meter room only echoed with the sound of Qiao Lei cracking melon seeds and Teacher Cang's screams.

"Deng deng deng..."

There was a hasty knock on the door from Qiao Lei's exclusive door, which surprised Qiao Lei.Because according to his instructions to the principal and the teachers, except for sending someone to knock on the door to remind before class, the rest of the time must keep the door silent.

Because of the restriction of Mr. Cang's movie, Qiao Lei was two-thirds naked in the room.Except for the open shirt and the pair of white socks on the whole body, all other skin is exposed to the air, accepting the influence of the smell of his feet.

How can you open the door in such a state and let others appreciate it?

"Who is it!"

Qiao Lei yelled at the door angrily, and the narrow room echoed with his own echo, which made his voice even thicker.

"Can I borrow your bathroom?"

A kind male voice passed through the door and reached Qiao Lei's ears.

"No! I am the only one living in my dormitory, so I have to borrow another dormitory!"

Qiao Lei still yelled at the door angrily.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The climax of the movie finally arrived.In addition to his roar, there was also Teacher Cang's delicate female voice in the room.

Before the climax was completely over, Qiao Lei quickly pressed the pause button.

"Thump, thump, thump!!!" The knock on the door became even more urgent, causing the door, which was not even considered strong, to vibrate non-stop.

"Student! You can't bring girls in the men's dormitory!"

The male voice outside the door seemed even more flustered, and there was more reproach in his tone.

"You fucking control me! Don't say it's a woman, even if it's a shemale! I can take it if I want!"

Enraged, Qiao Lei yelled at the door loudly, and the echo in the room shook the pile of melon seeds and skins to keep beating.

"Deng thump thump!!! thump thump thump thump thump!!!"

The sound from the door is getting stronger and stronger, and the amplitude of the vibration is getting bigger and bigger.Qiao Lei became furious and got up, ready to get dressed and go out to teach the "door-smashing man".

"Boom... boom!!"

After two loud bangs, the door finally couldn't withstand the impact, and lay down straight on the ground, and the nails used to fix it on the door frame were also tightly held by the door in the hand.

"I didn't do it..."

Appearing in front of him was a clean-dressed boy with a little freshness. Seeing Qiao Lei's "respect", even the dust that had stained his cheeks couldn't stop the pink.

Qiao Lei's pants hadn't been put on yet, one leg had just been inserted into the pants leg, and the other was still exposed to the air.Below the navel, the area above the thighs is completely visible to the man knocking on the door.

"It's not who you are! Tmd! Court death!"

Before putting on his pants, Qiao Lei was about to jump out of bed and punch the man who smashed the door, but the arc in the air was not perfect, so he fell down on the bed with a "bang".

The man who smashed the door was still immersed in the "scenery" just now, and his eyes were still looking at Qiao Lei.And when Qiao Lei fell into the mud, he came back to his senses and let out a "puchi" laugh.

"Yes... I'm sorry... But, I really didn't smash your door!"

The man who smashed the door ran to Qiao Lei's bed in two or three steps to help him up, and the suppressed smile overflowed again when he saw that "scenery" again.

Outside the door, people who were moving things looked at Qiao Lei, who was in disheveled clothes, and before he knew it, a bunch of paparazzi were attracted at the door.

"Tmd! Get lost! I'll cut off yours again!"

Qiao Lei let out a roar, and there was no one left onlookers outside the door in an instant, only the raised dust was floating and some even flew into the room, kissing his exposed skin.

"It's all your fault! Let me lose such a big man!"

Before he finished tidying up his clothes, Qiao Lei grabbed the door-smashing man and pressed him down hard.The naked "scenery" was also firmly pressed against the boy's belly button.

"I'm sorry, someone passed by that door just now. There are too many luggages and the aisle is too small, so I will give..."

The boy looked at Qiao Lei with an aggrieved face, even though he was pressed under him, he still talked to Qiao Lei politely.

Qiao Lei just looked at the boy quietly and didn't speak, his disheveled appearance seemed to be more charming than his exposed "scenery".

"Okay! I will forgive you this time."

After jumping off the boy's body, Qiao Lei quickly put on his pants.

"Wipe! What quality!"

The zipper on the trousers suddenly went on strike when it was halfway pulled up, and it was stuck in the middle, unable to be pulled up or down, which made Qiao Lei even angrier.

"The bathroom... can I use it?"

The boy said while looking at Qiao Lei's embarrassment.

"Go and go! Go and go!"

Qiao Lei was still struggling with the zipper on his trousers, not noticing the "scenery" that those eyes were staring at him just now...

There was a constant sound of running water in the built-in bathroom of the dormitory, and the boy came out with wet hands only after the final sound of toilet flushing.

During the 2 minutes the boy went to the toilet, Qiao Lei's face was flushed, but the zipper was still reluctant to move.

"Let me help you."

The boy took the initiative to walk to Qiao Lei's bedside, and slowly stretched out his wet hands to the zipper of Qiao Lei's pants...

"Fuck! Stay away from me! I'll do it myself!"

Like a frightened baboon, Qiao Lei quickly hid.

"It's okay, I'm good at this kind of thing~"

The boy said with a smile.

"What kind of thing... Shit! It can't be... I'm a man! I don't intend to... get out with you!"

Qiao Lei kicked the boy on the shoulder, and the boy fell to the side under gravity.

"No! It's repairing things! Where are you thinking!"

The boy said to Qiao Lei while rubbing his shoulders.

"You tm didn't say it earlier!"

"I just said that!"

"Okay then, come on..."

Little by little, Qiao Lei moved his butt towards the bed.

The boy skillfully put his left hand into his trousers, with his index and middle fingers clinging to the metal teeth of the zipper, while his right hand pulled the metal plate and pulled it upwards violently.

With a "click", the zipper was pulled up, and at this moment, the outside of the boy's two fingers also touched Qiao Lei's "view".

Qiao Lei just turned his head to the side and looked elsewhere. It was the first time someone repaired the zipper of his pants, and his face was as red as a baboon's butt.

"Okay, it's just that the zipper rusted the raw edge of the trousers."

The boy smiled and looked at Qiao Lei's embarrassed little daughter-in-law.

"Oh, thanks."

Qiao Lei still avoided his gaze, buttoned up his trousers, and then moved to the middle of the bed.

"My name is Xue Tong, and we will be in the next bedroom from now on."

The boy extended his hand to Qiao Lei friendly.

"Oh, just call me Brother Lei. Stop shaking hands, you touched my zipper."

Qiao Lei picked up the laptop again and watched the unfinished climax.

"You haven't touched..."

Xue Tong retracted his hand and said.

"Well...Brother Lei...don't bring girls to the men's dormitory...Fortunately, it's the first floor, so it's convenient for the girls to run out of the window. If it's..."

Before he could finish speaking, Qiao Lei angrily raised the notebook in his hand, pressed the display screen firmly on Xue Tong's face and shouted.

"No women! It's Teacher Cang! Teacher Cang!"

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