Son, please cut off your sleeves!

My relationship with Shang Yicheng originated from a bet.

That day, I was chewing herbs and my brain got angry, and my brain cells rushed to strike. After I was full and had nothing to do, I dug myself a big hole and fell into it.

It is a rare act for me to dig myself in a lifetime. Master Ronghua commented: "My apprentice. There are no other advantages. The only thing is to be good at digging a hole and only bury yourself and enjoy it."

It was written in the agreement of the bet that day:

Gamblers: Ronghua, Bailiu.

Gambling: Confidential. [Note: Prepared by Master]

Condition: Both parties must rescue a dying creature within one day, the first one to rescue wins! [Note: One: Creatures seek themselves, no matter if they are men, women, men, men, women, small black snakes, big bears, as long as they are close to death, they all count!Second: Good disciple, your medical skills are passed down by your teacher, and I believe in you as a teacher!Therefore, what we master and apprentice fight for is speed! 】

Witness: Dahei.The winner finds Dahei and holds his claws to count as victory. [Note: Dahei is Master's pet dog]

At the end of the agreement, Dahei stamped his paws to show that it was effective, and made two copies.The only fly in the ointment is that the dog's paw print is a little ugly, and the beauty is lost.

The master's eyes were half hanging, his posture was leisurely, and he smiled slightly: "It's okay, I have the right to be scratched by chickens."

The big black dog's eyes were whirling, and it was about to snatch its ears, but I kicked it to stop it, so it gave up self-harm and shrank into the corner pitifully to inflict wounds on itself.

Then Master and I looked at each other, and he gave me an encouraging look in a subtle and meaningful way.

I suddenly realized that this must be a well-intentioned test for me, so I rushed out of the wooden house with the agreement in my arms.When I was looking for living things along the way, I was thinking in my heart whether to save people or save people.There is no other reason. I really don't have that thought about how to be a good veterinarian.

From this point of view, I am very excited and excited about this bet, but even though there is a saying that the blue is better than the blue, I am just a fake blue student, a parallel importer.

Want to beat Master?For me, it is no different from the blossoming of the iron tree, a thousand-year wonder, unless I and the iron tree are relatives.Want to win gambling money?It is the same as picking chestnuts from the fire, unless I have a pair of stone hands that cannot be pierced by water.

However, the road to victory is often full of indescribable shit luck, whether you can step on it or not depends on my character, but you must know that white lotuses who don't want to be a virgin are not good cannon fodder, and I also have A positive man's heart to bully his teacher and win.

Then, I did find my shit luck.Covered in blood, on the brink of death.is a human being.Rare best choice.

He fell on the side of the road alone, looking quite desolate, it was lucky that he was not taken away by wild wolves.I knelt down and took a look at his clothes. Just looking at the jade pendant around his waist, I knew that he was either rich or expensive. When I turned over his front and smashed his mouth, his face was covered with blood. Ghostly.

Regardless of these, I happily dragged him back to the mountain. On the way, I presumed that he was afraid of being hurt by love and gave up his life for love. I sighed for him and sighed. How can the parents who cast aside this person in the rear and take care of their body and skin, abandon him without authorization? They are really unfilial sons!

In front of the fence of the wooden house, I happened to meet Master Master.

You must know that my master is also a stunning and wonderful person. If you describe it like this, it is like a green mountain with a distant daisy, and its beauty is like a moon.

It was noon at that time, the sun was shining brightly, and the breeze blew the green shirt he was wearing, like a butterfly with broken wings.Three thousand blue silks are flying, like flowing water and waterfalls hanging in the river.This banished celestial being in the chaotic world, with discerning eyes, pinched back a little white mouse that was foaming at the mouth with two slender fingers like white jade, and smiled at me without any psychological pressure, like thousands of weeping willows and green silk chasing the spring breeze.

In the end, with my hands full of herbs, I vented all my anger and disappointment on the injured man I pulled back, helping him to die more and more.

Several hours had passed, and I broke open the door of the wooden house with both hands exhausted to find some dry food to satisfy my hunger and replenish my strength. In the setting sun, I saw Master sitting in front of the stone bench, holding half a roast chicken in one hand, and a big one in the other. The black gripping claw staged the deep friendship between me and my pet, and a little white mouse beside me was alive and playing.

I suppressed the blood gushing out of my mouth, and said with a wooden face: "Master, he's dead."

Master's wide-eyed, bewildered beauty face pierced my eyes irresponsibly: "Who is he?"

I squatted down and circled in frustration, looking like an innocent girl who was forced to lose her virginity. I pointed a finger at the human lying in the door and said, "The person I brought back."

The master blinked, and said oh, neither salty nor bland, the wind was light and calm, and oh again.

After a while, he rushed into the wooden house like the wind, and Dahei followed closely behind him to show his potential as a loyal dog.

At that time, the courtyard was empty.except me.I am so happy that I have actually healed people.

Between the sparks of the calcium carbide, I rushed to the stone table with a godlike speed, picked up the wine pot and roast chicken, and smeared the soles of my feet with oil.

Exercising lightness kung fu and walking halfway up the mountain, the master's deep voice pierced through the air, filled with joy, "Xiao Liu'er, I forgot to say that the gambling money is your private money!"

Master who really did evil!

I staggered and fell from mid-air to the ground. When I was furious, I wished that blood would spurt out of my cavity. I thought it was too much money, so I gave up, threw away my private money and rushed to the capital wholeheartedly.

I will never play with Master again!

My son is going home!

After running around all night, when I hurried back to the Xiangfu, the sun was already rising, shining brilliantly, and I had already forgotten about the wounded person I dragged back.

I climbed over the wall and entered the hospital without a sound. I smiled lowly and plunged into my herb garden all the way, hoping to get caught and entangle me and escape privately again.Unexpectedly, on the way, he bumped into a person unexpectedly.

Looking up, staring, I half-closed my eyelids, my heart was beating like a young girl's Huaichun, all the thousands of words were turned into nothingness after seeing this person, and then turned around and ran away immediately.

"Little bastard, where do I see you going this time?!" In the courtyard of the prime minister's mansion, a group of guards were gouging me with fierce eyes, as if I had robbed a man with them.

Among them, a middle-aged man with a gloomy face happened to be my father.

The two sides confront each other, surrounded by a pack of wolves, I doubt myself confidently, can I really escape this time?

My father softened his face and sighed, not allowing me any chance to interrupt, "Liu'er, you have met Mr. Wang, he is quite funny, although there are some behaviors that are not on the stage on weekdays, but at home That daughter is not to be chosen, and your mother has seen it with her own eyes, so you should marry her."

The courtyard with a pleasant view immediately fell into silence, then remained silent, and remained silent.

The gentle breeze blows over the well-bloomed crabapple flowers, and the fragrance is intoxicating.I took a sniff of the aroma, glanced at the coveted Lianjiazi around me, and then glanced at my father who was full of hope, and I was suddenly blessed.

I tilted my head slightly, gave my father a melancholy profile, and whispered half reluctantly and half reluctantly: "It's not that the child is unwilling, it's just that the child already has a sweetheart."

"Huh?!" The nursing home of the big family was dumbfounded, and then waited in full force.I silently burst into tears at my poor acting skills, but it only works for my father.

"Ah?!" My father really didn't react from my eyes, his eyes were blank.

It's a pity that after he reacted, I was already sitting firmly on the eaves, and my right leg was very stretched over my left leg.I smacked my lips and clapped my hands loudly in praise, "Daddy did a good job this time, he actually knew that a group was organized to arrest me."

"You bastard! You even lied to your own father!!" My father was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, took off his shoes and threw them at me, like a shrew cursing the street for a while, without pointing out the country at all. The majestic rectification that abuses civil and military officials is in full swing.

"If Daddy hadn't forced the marriage, I wouldn't want to do this either." I stroked the jade pendant he gave me with one hand, my eyebrows and eyes were clustered, melancholy, "I also want to stay by Daddy's side every day, serve Daddy tea, massage his shoulders, Study ink and smoke incense for daddy and cook chicken soup for the soul, spread quilts for daddy, take off boots and cut the west window wax, for daddy..."

"My lord!" A thick-browed man who was nearest knelt down with a plop, tremblingly saw the prime minister's loving and imaginative face, and remonstrated at the cost of his life: "Young master, this is to rob your wife." rice bowl."

I stared blankly, then gave him a murderous look in admiration.He shivered and shrank smaller and smaller, thinking that he was an ostrich, a real man who can bend and stretch.

I thought about it for a while, hooked the corners of my lips, and spoke again, the voice was completely pathetic as a son wanted to be filial but could not: "Yes, Daddy already has... a mother, a mother."

All the guards in the courtyard knelt down for me, their movements were extremely neat, and they said with a bleak face: "Young master, please let the adults go!"

My father finally came to his senses, the corners of his mouth twitched and his fingers were shaking, intending to command a group of people to take me down.My heart skipped a beat, I seized the opportunity decisively, and said loudly, "Daddy, do you know, do you know... I once had a dream?"

My father paused, turned his back and couldn't bear to watch such a family battle, his face was sluggish, as if his mind had gone out of his body to swim in the sky, what's more, he vomited in front of my face.

"When I was young, I used to think that if I was older, I would be able to talk with you at candlelight nights to solve the world's troubles, or to recite my poems when you were exhausted for the country. At worst, I could be by your side Copying the Sanskrit scriptures to keep you safe forever, what a pity, what a pity..."

I ignored the red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple faces of the nurses, and fixedly looked at the complex-faced old man, and then covered my forehead with one hand, with a face that could not resist God's will, and lost my mind, I wanted to speak, but I didn't want to A low smile came from behind.

"It's a pity, it's a pity, this was my second brother's dream, how can I win the love of others?" The gorgeous baritone voice attracted people's hearts like a magnet.

My face froze, and I turned around in a hurry, my heart was about to break.

Behind him is a man dressed in brocade clothes and a jade crown, with a face like beautiful jade, and a jade bone fan gently rests on his smooth forehead.His brows and eyes were stretched, his lips were drawn slowly, and he smiled at me, warm and pure, like the dawn of spring.

"Third Brother, are you here all right?" He leaned closer to me, picked out two exceptionally good-looking fingers and picked up my back collar, picked me up like a chicken, and whispered softly in my ear.

"Third brother, I haven't seen you for several months. Second brother really misses third brother very much."

"Why don't we go to another place to talk about brotherhood, okay?"