bestial relationship

"Ball, I'm back."

Su Che opened the door and called his pet's name loudly.

Briquette stretched himself out, and raised his eyelids as a response.

Su Che held a plastic bag in his hand, which contained several barrels of instant noodles and a small bottle of Erguotou.

As for how this Erguotou came about.

Su Che still felt very depressed after get off work, wandered around to a small shop and asked if drinking in a bad mood would help.The bald little boss nodded.Su Che asked again if there was any wine that was cheap and effective.The boss recommends Erguotou...

So Su Che, who decided to drink to relieve his worries, came back like this.

Mao Qiu squatted aside and watched Su Che clumsily open the wine cap.A smell of alcohol came over my face, and Briquette's face immediately wrinkled into a ball, "Oh!"

"It's okay, you won't die if you drink it."

Su Che also frowned, whether this thing is wine or pure alcohol.

Su Che drinks badly, this is what he has to admit.

After taking a sip, Su Che said, "Ah bah..."

Accidentally, he stumbled upon the briquettes squatting not far from his feet.

The briquettes drenched in low-quality fake wine were stunned, Mo Lan's eyes widened, and Su Che looked at each other stupidly for a long time, and then his hair started to explode, "Ohohohohohoho!"

Su Che smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'll help you take a bath later."

The coal ball went berserk, and the hair on its back sprang out of the living room, sulking without knowing where to hide.

Su Che shrugged and started making his own instant noodles.

Staring at the Erguotou on the table, he hesitated for a moment, then took another big mouthful and swallowed it directly.

Hold!The handsome facial features immediately wrinkled together, it's really fucking ugly.Throw the wine aside with a snap.

All internal organs were burning hot, and Su Che huddled into a ball uncomfortably. He really wasn't born to drink.I still remember that when I was with Xiang Qin Bin, the other party took him to a bar once, and ordered low-alcohol juice wine, but he, Su Che, was still drunk after drinking a glass.Su Che couldn't remember exactly what he did when he was drunk, but Xiang Qin Bin's expression was distorted and unhappy.Guess he did something embarrassing in front of his friends.

But so what, even if Xiang Qin Bin's face is stomped on the ground, it wouldn't be a pity.

Su Che shook his head, and began to think wildly in a drowsy state.

After the briquettes were fried, he came back, only to see Su Che's blushing cheeks, blurred eyes, and an idiot who was willing to let himself be mermaid.

He wandered up to Su Che and roared twice.

Su Che stared at the briquettes for a long time with a slow reaction, and then smiled silly, "Qiuer."

The briquettes squatted aside, "..."

Su Che tilted his head, squatted down limply, and ended up losing his balance and sat down on the ground.

So he just hugged his knees and squatted into a ball.

"Hello, coal ball...I'm basketball."

Then stretch and lie flat, "Now I am the flagpole, the straight flagpole."

Then the corpse rolled around on the floor, "Look at the briquettes, I'm a rolling pin hehehehe."

Suddenly he twisted his body nervously, "This is noodles boiled in boiling water, Ball, do you think I look like me, do I look like me?"

In the end, he collapsed and his body limp on the ground, "I'm so tired of making noodles, I'd better make plasticine."

Briquettes: "..."

The briquette never thought that this man would be so virtuous when he was drunk!

"Brickball, I'm so sad, please give me a hug."

How to hug, I am so small now and you are so big.The coal ball looked at the drunken Su Che with disgust.

Suddenly, Su Che grabbed the briquette by the back of its neck and lifted it directly in front of him, buried his face on its fluffy back and rubbed vigorously, "If you don't want to hug me, I'll hug you."

The briquettes flicked out of the pointed nails glowing with a cold light.

"Balley, I'm wronged." Su Che hummed in a daze, and acted like a spoiled child while holding the coal ball, "I've been wronged today, coal ball ball."

The word ball draws a long sound.The briquettes couldn't help but get goosebumps.After moving his body with difficulty, he finally saw Su Che's face.

It was unnaturally red and hot.

"Everyone bullies me...uh," Su Che let out a big belch, causing the coal balls to stretch out their claws to prepare to attack again, and grinned, "Sure enough, you are the best."

Briquette narrowed his eyes and retracted his nails.

"Ow."

Gently stepped on Su Che's hot face with the soft meat pad.

Su Che rubbed against each other, and fell into a drowsy sleep with the coal ball in his arms.

Lianqiu looked at Su Che who fell asleep on the ground, and felt that it was inconvenient for her to be too small for the first time.It jumped back onto its tall, thickly paved wooden chair.Close your eyes and start yawning.

Time passed by little by little.

The cool wind passed through the window, Su Che still fell asleep on the ground, his body curled up smaller and smaller, and his thin back was imprinted in the eyes of coal balls.

The coal ball shook its ears, turned away from looking at Su Che, and decided to sleep on the other side.However, it didn't take long before Briquette's body 'unconsciously' turned back to face Su Che.

He stared fiercely at the pitifully cold figure.

"Ow!"

Seemingly impatient and annoyed, the dark ball finally jumped out of its comfortable wooden chair.

When Su Che woke up the next day, he found himself lying on the bed, next to the briquettes who had slept all over the place.

Rubbing his head, he had already forgotten how he climbed into bed last night.

He poked the belly of the coal ball, "Ball?"

no response.

Persevere and continue to poke and poke, "Boo ball ball?"

Finally, the coal ball jumped up angrily, and pressed its paw on Su Che's forehead, "Roar!"

Su Che grabbed its paw and squeezed it in his hand, "It's so soft."

Briquette withdrew its claws and looked at Su Che without cutting.Suddenly a strange light flashed through its eyes.

Su Che felt a chill down his spine.

The next thing he saw the briquettes fell on the bed.

Huddles, straightens, rolls, shakes, and finally spreads out.

"..." Su Che twitched the corner of his mouth, "What do you mean?"

Basketball, flagpole, rolling pin, noodles and playdough.Briquette despises Su Che.

"Don't tell me that's the last thing I do drunk..."

Briquette nodded.

"Ahhh, don't nod, which pet will nod? Don't!"

The briquettes raised their heads and nodded heavily.

Su Che smiled obsequiously, "Come on, good boy, the master will buy you bones, forget about what happened yesterday."

Briquette shook his head.

Su Che could hardly control his facial features, he almost twitched his facial expressions, and this little guy would still shake his head.

Su Che frantically finished washing, and left the house as if fleeing.He didn't want to stay at home and continue to bathe in the mocking eyes of a small animal.

Feeling anxious, it didn't take long for the electrical appliance mall to enter the warehouse, and saw Liu Zhan sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed like a grandpa.

He greeted him with a smile, but found that the other party was staring in his direction with a cigarette in his mouth.

"What's wrong?" Su Che tilted his head inexplicably, he probably didn't put his clothes on backwards.

Liu Zhan took the cigarette out of his mouth and clamped it to his ear, "Su Che."

"what?"

"No pets allowed during working hours."

"what?!"

Su Che lowered his head to look at his feet almost in horror, as expected...

The briquettes were squatting at his feet to tickle them.

Scratch from the ear to the neck, and switch from the left to the right after scratching.