From God's perspective, I complained about the world

In the presence of a large crowd, a person suddenly erupted with smoke. It is reasonable to write about it. It was published in a newspaper and titled: "Shocked!"Spontaneous Human Combustion" Phenomenon Sudden "Spontaneous Human Combustion" by a Detective High School Student in Kiyomizu Temple".

But in fact, no one noticed at all.

This is also proved.

Only I can see the smoke coming from Kudo Shinichi's body.

I'm familiar with this, so I wouldn't be surprised at all, it's an unscientific setting, right?

So Kudo Shinichi is also the main character in some drama?

If the identity is a high school student detective, then it must be a comic about reasoning and suspense.Maybe there are some sci-fi or magical elements, after all, how can a completely scientific reasoning comic make the character suddenly smoke.

However, it seems that it has nothing to do with me.

Although I was a little curious, my curiosity was not so strong that I would not throw off other people on a whim and follow the famous detective who left in a hurry to find the truth.

So, I'm still here listening to Suzuki Sonoko complaining to Mao Lilan.

Later, I didn’t refuse Suzuki Sonoko’s warm invitation. Originally, Kitano Tenmangu Shrine was considered a scenic spot that I planned to visit, so Akashi Seijuro and I went with them.

Along the way, two girls and I chatted together quickly, and got some wonderful "information".

For example, Mao Lilan’s young tame dyed Kudo Shinichi continued to suspend school, telling his Ome that he was busy with the case, and other questions would be fooled. meet.

Then, now he said he was leaving, and suddenly disappeared.

Regarding this, I just want to sigh, Xiaolan really has such a good temper.Faced with this situation, you will not be too angry.

In the short time I have known her, I have already fully felt that the girl is a very gentle and kind-hearted type.

"Mrs. Kudo, what are you thinking—" Sonoko was still booing.

"What do you think!" Mao Lilan, who was teased by her friend, was a little shy, "...you all saw it."

"So what if you see it—" Suzuki Sonoko elongated his voice, "Isn't that very bold, Xiaolan, who kissed her right away."

"That's just a response to Shinichi's confession...!" Mao Lilan's face turned even redder.

"Hey, hey~" Sonoko Suzuki waved his hand, "It's a pity that the big detective is really incomprehensible. He actually left his girlfriend who just confirmed the relationship and ran away."

After molesting her friend, she immediately changed her target.

"Speaking of which, Akashi, wouldn't you also be very envious of Ome being so active after watching other people's houses?"

As soon as she finished speaking, I felt that something was wrong.

Ah, sure enough.Still can't escape being affected?

"Also, you boys will definitely think about it, kiss———"

Seeing that Suzuki Sonoko was still outputting, I quickly reached out and covered her mouth.

Compared to me, Akashi Seijuro is much calmer.

When I met the eyes of the red-haired boy, I found that he just smiled calmly at Suzuki Sonoko's teasing, and didn't answer or deny it. He didn't panic when faced with such a question by a boy of the same age. Or embarrassment.

I complained in a low voice: "... Yuanzi, you really gossip!"

"Eh? Are you really shy? But there is absolutely nothing wrong with this lady! Taking cp is one of the great pleasures of my life!" Sonoko Suzuki, who was let go by me, put her hands on her hips confidently.

"Really." Sonoko poked my face, smirked and leaned closer to my ear, and whispered, "That's that Akashi, the perfect Akashi-kun, although you may be used to it as a child, but Mingyin, don’t you have any heartbeat?”

I:"……"

I choose to remain silent.

……

Well.

Although it is a bit strange to change the subject suddenly, I still want to tell you that the current set seems to have changed from scientific to unscientific.

I also sometimes wonder why the plot developments around me are always so bizarre.

First of all, there are ghosts and gods in this world.

Ordinary people can't see it.

But the world I saw was bizarre beyond imagination.

I already knew this.

However, I am a scientific person, so all the weirdness has nothing to do with me, and all I can do is watch.

So I don't care.

...where do I start?

Well, although I went to Tenmangu with Suzuki Sonoko and the others, they didn't play together. The two girls didn't know what to imagine and discussed.After arriving at the place, he said that he didn't want to be a "light bulb", so he "threw us away".

So, it became me and Xiao Xunran getting along alone again.

It's nothing, it's a huge shrine, people come and go, we just go to worship normally.

The deity of Tenmangu is Sugawara Michizane, the god of learning. It can be said that it is quite worthy of worship.

But, let's be honest.

When human beings pay homage to the gods, they certainly don't think that they will directly see the gods themselves.

Gods are only suitable to exist in human fantasy, and when faced with them in reality, they will be somewhat disillusioned.

Well, yes, I see it.

An old man, dressed in Heian period attire, surrounded by many beautiful girls in shrine maiden costumes, with a coquettish look on his face.So conspicuous as in cosplay, but people come and go, but no one notices them.

I immediately realized that this is "God".

The moment he met my eyes, the old man seemed a little surprised, blinked, smiled, and even winked at me, quite like an old urchin.

After thinking about it, I bowed to him.

This can be regarded as a face-to-face visit.

Then in the blink of an eye, the god and his priestesses disappeared.

"Mingyin, what did you see?"

My inexplicable behavior naturally caught Akashi Seijuro's attention, and he asked curiously.

"I saw God." I replied solemnly, "It should be Sugawara Michizane."

Hearing my answer, Akashi Seijuro was a little surprised.

He probably also sighed that my perspective is so amazing.

Of course, this is nothing.

Just seeing God.It's not that I haven't seen it.

Later, when we were about to leave the shrine, we met another monster.

It had a big jar on its head, and it seemed to be stuck. It couldn't see the road and could only walk staggeringly. While walking, it was still begging: "Please help me...take the jar away." Lose."

It's just pathetic.

I twitched the corner of my mouth.It looked a little unbearable.

Being able to get close to the shrine already shows that it is not a bad monster.Because of that kind of negative emotions, monsters and monsters with evil thoughts will be expelled by the barrier of the shrine and cannot be approached.

Therefore, there is no danger in helping it.

But, to be reasonable, why.

First of all, the jar on its head is a real thing, right?Logically speaking, even if normal people can't see monsters, they should be able to see that jar floating in the air, right?

From the perspective of passers-by, isn't that a supernatural event?

However, with people coming and going around, no one noticed the monster and the jar above its head. I thought it was outrageous. Does this setting mean that the objects that the monster’s body touches will also lose their sense of existence?

I hesitated for a while, and when the monster passed by me and asked again, I grabbed the edge of the jar, and with some strength, helped it pull the jar off.

The monster is not big, and the jar is not heavy, but its head is stuck in it like a lump of wood.

The monster and I looked at each other.

It was very touched and said: "Sure enough... there are still many kind-hearted humans... In order to repay your kindness, why not cast a spell on you that humans will like, rejuvenation..."

I:"???"

Wait, isn't this monster talking a little too much?Who would want to rejuvenate! ! !

It is talking to itself, and I don't know if it has cast the spell it said, but nothing happened to me.

The monster tilted his wooden head, looking puzzled.

But I am not puzzled at all, because I know that all spells are ineffective attacks on me.

However, the next second, I realized something was wrong.

After all, Ah Zheng, who was still following me just now, has not moved at all.

When I turned my head, I couldn't see anyone at the head level.

My gaze is down.

The height has been reduced a lot.

Teenagers become boys.

The red-haired boy's immature face still has a little baby fat, his eyes have turned back to completely red, and the pupils have also enlarged a lot, cute, in short, very cute.

Clothes are also very ill-fitting hanging on the body.

He was looking up at me in bewilderment.

I slowly widened my eyes.

"What's the matter—! Is your spell still within range?" I was really shocked, and I immediately looked back at the monster, "I really don't need anything in return! Quickly turn him back! "

The monster was also stunned.Although his expression can't be seen from his bark-like face at all.

It obviously didn't expect that if its spell didn't work on me, it would also affect other people.

"I can dispel the spell...but even if it is dispelled, it will take a while to recover. He will remain like this for a while."

"How long will it take?"

"About half a day... At the latest, tomorrow morning, I can change back!"

……

Yes, that's how things went.

This is an emergency.

My toddler became a child for a while.

And he seems to have lost his memory when he grew up.

According to the monsters, this is also the effect of spells, which can completely make human beings experience the feeling of rejuvenation.

Truly becoming a child should be what everyone yearns for. ——This is a spell that normal humans would like, and it is an ancestral secret technique of their family.

Said the monster proudly.

I'm sorry, but I feel that this monster's brain is not working well.

However, anyway, this is a spell that can be dispelled, so I breathed a sigh of relief, and it will last for half a day, as long as it doesn't stay like this all the time.

Otherwise, I would hold such Akashi Seijuro to Uncle Seishi and say: Your son has become a child!Are you going to start raising again?That was too scary.

……I mean it.

Although I feel that this development is a bit outrageous, it is undeniable that——

It was a really fun experience, and I thought it was fun.

After all, Akashi Seijuro's immature appearance only exists in my long-term, past memory.

Now that I can see it, it's really like getting a rare ssr.

The shrunken red-haired boy blinked, but he wasn't too flustered. He pulled his loose clothes, first observed the surrounding environment, and then seriously examined me for a while.

I squatted down and looked at him.

"Could it be that you are... Mingyin?" He blinked and asked softly.

"Ah Zheng, you can still recognize me." I was a little surprised, but I wasn't too surprised.

Akashi Seijuro, who seems to be only six or seven years old and has only so many memories.He is still a child who has received a lot of elite education and is much smarter than ordinary children.

Even in the state of a child, he is quite calm.

I think he should have realized through a short observation that the current situation is actually very wrong.

I briefly explained to him the current situation and why he became like this. The young Akashi Seijuro quickly understood, nodded, and believed what I said.

I helped him roll up his sleeves and trouser legs, and the clothes were still wearable, but the shoes were too big, and he couldn't walk by himself.

So, I had to hug him up.

The red-haired boy who was suddenly picked up by me was slightly taken aback, and the roots of his ears under the red hair began to turn red, as if he was a little embarrassed.

I thought, it's impossible to continue playing in this state, anyway, let's go back to Ah Zheng's mansion in Kyoto first.But after we left the confines of the shrine, we met two people head-on.As they passed us, they suddenly stared straight at us.

It was a very dark-skinned teenager and a little boy who looked about six or seven years old.

To be honest, I think that little boy is somewhat familiar.

He was wearing a small blue suit and black-rimmed glasses.

However, for a while, I couldn't figure out why I thought he looked familiar.

What I can't even understand is——

Just passing by, face to face, we didn't do anything.

Why is the expression of the little boy with glasses so shocked, especially when he saw Ah Zheng shrinking in my arms.His pupils trembled in astonishment as if his three views had been overturned.