From God's perspective, I complained about the world

I was shocked.

I don't understand.

After all...you're only making friends out of the best of your heart.Then one day, you suddenly find that all your friends seem to want to fall in love with you.It must be shocking, right?

What kind of magical plot is this, what kind of treatment is this for the heroine of an otome game?

The world I live in is the comics of the Jump series!Friendship should come first... Haven't there always been very few love elements like this in comics?

…After all, most of the authors of the jump series are straight men, and many of them can’t draw the relationship between men and women well. The kind of endings that make up the CP, or go back to the village to get married and have children, are easy to be called poisonous by comic readers. .

So, the reality should be like this.

As the "villain" and "protagonist" in different works of the jump series.

Shouldn't one of them focus on playing basketball in the second grade, and the other focus on sand sculptures and making fun of everyday life?

Eh?So why would you want to fall in love?

Did I do something to attack them in the sense of love?

I covered my head.For the first time, I felt that the development of things exceeded my imagination.

For a moment, I really wanted to accuse Nozaki-kun of being a crow... It seemed that after he said those words, I realized that there was something wrong with the people around me.

Is there such a possibility that I am thinking too much.

But once this kind of thought arises, it's a bit hard to reverse... The smell of gunpowder that the two of them met before, isn't it because they look alike that they repel each other, but...Is it because of me?

Eh?So it's really the Asura Field?

It's too ridiculous to say why you like me.

Qi Mu-jun's true love should be coffee jelly no matter how you look at it.If... suppose he really likes me, is it because I can nullify his super power?

To him, the whole world is a skeleton, and I look like a normal human being?Not really... Do superpowers have such a good strategy?Why?Too much coffee jelly? !Is the favorability +1 added too much at the end? !Not really...

Unexpectedly, Mr. Qi Mu, are you also the type who knows how to guide yourself?

Ah Zheng...Ah Zheng, could it be possible that he is from the Love School?Is that so? !

What the hell is going on in this world.How should I deal with--

It would be impossible to simply refuse with the same attitude I used to treat suitors in the past... Both of them are my good friends, and I can't be so ruthless when I treat acquaintances.

What's more, they didn't say anything to me at all.

It's just my conjecture right now.

……

Obviously, in the current situation, it is not a good choice to chat with any girlfriend who knows my own situation.

I simply posted a post on an emotional forum on the Internet, trying to brainstorm.

Of course, I want to look down and use a third-person objective perspective to look at the problem, so the protagonist of the story...is my friend!

Landlord:

The thing is, a friend of mine has recently noticed a change in the emotions of the people around her.

But she's just skeptical...

The reason is that when she didn't know the truth, another friend of hers saw her getting along with the male protagonists, and pointed out that she was actually facing the Shura field.

The heroine is called the heroine.

There are two male protagonists in the story, let's call them A and S.

A and the heroine are childhood sweethearts who grew up together. A is an impeccable person who is perfect in every aspect. Whether it is academics or other aspects, he will always take the first place. He also has his own hobbies in clubs and is relatively busy. .So the heroine has always felt that he will only focus on these things at this stage, and will not consider love and the like.

The two people are not in the same high school, they are separated in two places, but A still often comes back to look for the heroine during the holidays... In fact, this is also normal, they have been very good friends since childhood...

But after being pointed out about the Asura Field.

The heroine suddenly recalled what her bamboo horse A once said to her: "We are not children anymore.", "You still treat yourself as a child." And hope she looks at him with changed eyes, and She would also feel unaccustomed to being separated from the two places, feel lonely and so on.

She didn't think much about it before, maybe she was too used to it, although she was a little surprised that such an independent person like A would feel uncomfortable because of being separated from herself... But her inherent thinking never thought of love. In her opinion, A really always put her Pamper and worry like a child, and take on the role of an old lady (?).

However, at present, once this kind of association is made, there is no going back, and the heroine suddenly feels that there is something wrong with those words before.

S is the heroine's classmate in high school, the two of them have a lot in common... and because the heroine knows S's secret, the two gradually become familiar with each other.

S is the taciturn and arrogant type, which is a little bit cute and cute, and he especially likes to eat sweet things.

In the beginning, the heroine actually took the initiative to make friends with each other. Although the two have not known each other for a long time, but the relationship is actually quite good from the heroine's point of view... S's ability is also very strong, it can be regarded as that kind of habit The boss who hides himself sexually also helped the heroine several times when she was in trouble, and then the heroine would habitually feed him sweets.

After being pointed out in the Shura field, the heroine actually didn't think of the possibility that S would like her at the first time. After all, S had made it clear before that she didn't want to fall in love, and she was unmoved by the pursuit of the campus goddess...even to avoid The pursuit of the campus goddess pulls the heroine to pretend to be a couple with him.It's the level of avoiding love.

As for why I think of it now.It's because today, S helped the heroine again, and the heroine took S's favorite food as a thank you gift.

In the end, I heard the other party say: "You don't think that this is the only thing I care about, do you?"

The first reaction of the heroine is to tease the other party.In the end, S seemed to be angry, saying that there was something wrong with the heroine's brain circuit, and left after saying "Your heart is like a rock".

Actress: ?

She began to doubt life.

Urgent, wait online, are these "he seems to like me" illusions of the heroine's life?If it is not an illusion, what will the heroine do next?

1L: As we all know, I have a friend = I

2L: Big brother, give the host some face, don't expose it so quickly.

3L: What's the matter with being a little silly and cute.So, the host, are you still posting with the idea that this may be an illusion of life?So naive, so sweet.Tell you cruelly, this is definitely not an illusion of life.It's better to say how did you not find out that two people like you before!Do you want to avoid max in love?

4L: So how much A and S hate each other in the pre-plot, A has already made it so clear!Isn't this a typical childhood sweetheart relationship gone bad?Heroine, I hate you for being a piece of wood.

5L: No, this is already an impregnable wall, and I hate it very much now. "Your heart is like a rock". This line of S is really good (sigh) I really hate why I fell in love with a stone.Pretending to be a couple will pull you up, which is very telling.

6L: Hahahaha, does the host write novels?The content of this story can really be written as a light novel after processing it!It was OK to make it into July, and the title is "My Youth Love Story is Absolutely Problematic: I Can't Understand the Wooden Me Between the Bamboo Horse and the Heavenly Shura Field"?

7L: There are too many elements upstairs.

8L: I regard them as good brothers, but they want to pick me up.

9L: What a delightful plot, what a dull and lovely host, don’t you understand that men are all big bad wolves?Don't you really understand?

10L: That's too funny. You mean, you just treat them as friends, and today you suddenly find that they both seem to like you?Then you don't know what to do, do you?

11L: Isn't this exciting?I didn't expect to see this kind of youth love story these days.Also, is it now accepted that the host’s friend is the host himself?

12L: Isn’t the host really writing a novel, or is he delusional?If you can write, write more.This outline feels like writing 20 words is no problem.

13L: Has the host’s friend ever been in a relationship before, and has he ever liked anyone (seeing the summary you wrote, it seems that there is none). Have you met other suitors who confessed to you? If so, how did you do it before? Reject suitors?

The host replied 13L: I haven’t talked about it, I didn’t like it, I only liked paper people, and when I was confessed to in the past, I simply rejected it. After all, I am not an acquaintance...

14L: So it's difficult because I'm too familiar.These two haven't confessed yet, have they?

The host replied 14L: No, it's all speculation, so whoever tells the heroine, it's all because she thinks too much and is self-indulgent.

16L: Laughing to death, why do you still think it would be self-indulgent.Let's change the name, let's call it "Involved in the Asura Field of Bamboo Horse Heaven, but I just want to escape from love".

……

30L: So who does the heroine really like?

31L: Looking at the remarks made by the host, I feel that she doesn't like anyone in that way now, she is worthy of being wood...

32L: Suddenly realizing that others like me is actually quite sudden (nonsense literature) It’s only children who make choices, why not have both!

33L: Obviously not!Don't apply the novels to reality!Since the landlord sent it out to ask for opinions, it also shows that the heroine doesn't want to hurt anyone.Why not have both!

34L: Upstairs you are also good at nonsense literature.

35L: Seriously, if the heroine doesn’t know who she really likes, it’s recommended to pretend that she doesn’t know and continue to get along with each other as usual before both of them have confessed their love. Just observe more and see Which one will you be more attracted to.

The landlord replied 35L: But if you continue to pretend you don’t know, isn’t that scumbag?

37L: What kind of scum!It was because they didn't confess!You're not dating any of them either!It's impossible to ask directly. If the host is the type who will ask directly, he won't post this kind of post.Aren't they always friends? If you don't fall in love, you won't break up. If you don't cross the line and maintain a normal relationship, it's fine.Let's see which one will be tempted first, and then give one party the answer clearly, and the other party refuses.Or if neither of them feels that kind of heartbeat, then both refuse.

38L: They haven't confessed their love until now, probably because they know very well that the heroine doesn't have that kind of idea at the moment, and they don't want to give up because they are afraid of being completely rejected.Silently Raiders, Silently Shura Field series, trying to boil a frog in warm water, how pitiful.

39L: The poster tells your friends quickly (funny): Don’t put the cart before the horse, at present they like you and want to fall in love with you, and it’s not you who like them and want to fall in love with them——(shock)

40L: Heh, man.The ability of self-raiding is quite good.I guess the heroine must be a very beautiful and excellent type, she probably doesn't know it when she's so sultry, wooden beauty yyds!

41L: But in the future, the host can have some snacks, to give me a little bit of self-consciousness that I am being attacked by others!Otherwise, the male protagonists are too miserable!

42L: Fortunately, the host has found out now. If she hadn't found out, wouldn't she still be ky with a confused face when the male protagonists couldn't bear it? "Ah? What are you talking about? Aren't we friends? ?!"

43L: Konoha-style friendship?Killing me.But it's useless to find out now, the male protagonists still haven't succeeded in the strategy.I hope that when the host leaves the order, he can reply who he chose, put a bench, and wait for a follow-up.

……

I closed the forum page silently, with a somewhat heavy heart.

I feel the wonder of the world.

By the way, am I really... so dull?So what is Nozaki-kun who is slower than me?

……

The next day, at school.

Qi Mu-jun sitting next to me was still expressionless as always, and he responded calmly to my greeting.

I can't see whether Qi Mu-jun is still angry with yesterday.

I could only ask hesitantly, "Are you angry?"

"No." Saiki Kusuo just responded flatly.

"really?"

"Yeah." Saiki Kusuo looked at me sideways, his tone was still indifferent, but his complaints were extremely sharp, "It's better to say that you can see that I'm angry, Mr. Dongtang, and I'm thankful."

I:"???"

Being complained like this, I immediately became unconvinced: "I, I'm not stupid...! You can still see this kind of thing..."

Saiki Kusuo didn't speak, just stared at me intently.

That stare, staring straight at me, made me want to look away.hateful!Obviously, I can look back without any fluctuations before!

Now I feel a little nervous, and my mind is full of:

What the hell is he looking at!

……

The preparatory bell for class interrupted the silent atmosphere between me and Saiki-kun. It is strange that there is a new transfer student today.

This is the second transfer student this semester.

In a normal plot, a role like a transfer student should never appear so frequently, but PK Academy is different, and it deserves to be a comedy scene.

"I heard that the transfer student this time is the young master of the Caihu family!"

"Son of a rich man?"

"Speaking of how many well-known Japanese chaebols are there..."

"There are quite a few, I know the Akashi and Atobe family! The heirs of both families have been featured in sports magazines, super handsome type!"

"And Suzuki!"

"So why did that young master transfer to here?"

Disregarding the discussion of the students for the time being.After the teacher opened the door, a butler in a suit came in. First, a red carpet was laid out in the aisle of the classroom. The boy who stepped forward had Kishibe Rohan's hairstyle and raised his chin proudly.The exclusive background is a variety of gold nuggets and diamonds shining with gold.It just blinded my eyes.

... so silly.

"This young master is a talented fighter, let me tell you first, I don't want to have a good relationship with you poor ghosts."

The students in the classroom suddenly fell into a puzzled silence.

Me: "...poof."

Noticing my incompatible laughing voice, Caihu angrily turned his gaze over, "Aren't you convinced? Which poor man—"

Then, he froze, dumbfounded:

"Dongtang, why are you here?!"

"I go to school here." I propped my chin and replied quite speechlessly, "Caihu, you are still the same."

Heh, he is indeed the stupid son of the landlord's family. (sigh)