From God's perspective, I complained about the world

After the leisurely summer vacation, the school starts, and the most anticipated activity of the students should be the three-day and two-night school trip in the near future.

Although I didn't expect much, after all, for traveling, you can go whenever you want, and you can go wherever you want.The only novelty is that this is a group activity organized by the school... But there is nothing new?

Well, because the boys were vying to be in the same group as Teruhashi-san, they were even about to fight.So from voluntary selection to grouping by lottery... I don't want to draw people I don't know well.

Among the many students in the classroom who were discussing various yearnings for school trips, my indifferent expression with no expectations and the blank expression of my neighbor Sai Mu-kun who had no expectations at all seemed very out of place.

Qi Mu-kun seemed to have noticed my incompatibility. He looked at me slightly and asked, "You didn't expect that at all?"

I looked over with helpless eyes: "It seems that you are looking forward to it, and there is nothing new in Okinawa."

"Indeed. Dongtang, you should be able to go wherever you want, using your banknote ability."

"So Saiki-kun, you should do the same, use your superpowers."

"3 minutes round trip, so I'm not looking forward to it at all."

"Ah, I can totally imagine your disbelief." I curled my lips, "Anyway, even if you want to go to the universe, can you?"

"can."

"It's really okay?! Damn it, I'm so envious." I let out a voice of resentment, and lied weakly on the table, "Ah, there is still a lottery... I feel that it will be very troublesome if I meet someone I don't know well."

I don't like unnecessary socializing very much.

"You don't need to worry about that."

I:"?"

Saiki Kusuo didn't answer my question mark, but when the lottery group list came out, I knew it.Is he cheating on me?

There are 36 people in the class, and one of the classmates asked for leave due to family affairs, so they were divided into 7 groups, with 5 people in each group.

Mr. Qi Mu, Mr. Hai Teng, Mr. Rantang, all the boys are acquaintances.The female partner is Zhiyu Yumehara, I am also very familiar with it, very OK.It seems that I am looking forward to the school trip.

But in the eyes of other boys in the same class, this kind of grouping is just...

"Damn it, Qi Mu and the others are too lucky... Actually, the most ideal grouping is that the two girls in the group are Teruhashi and Todo. Although this is a bit delusional."

"As a result, the two people were divided into two groups by lottery, but it is obvious that the boy who got into the group of classmate Teruhashi is luckier!"

"But I thought it would be good to be in the same group as Dongtang classmate!"

"I really want to change the group - should I discuss it with the girls in the group and ask if it is possible to change the group, Zhaoqiao's group is useless, but maybe Dongtang will not want to be in the same group as Rantang? "

"You boys, don't go too far! What's the fairness of the lottery!"

"That's right! No one wants to be in the same group as Ran Tang, but in fact, who do you think wants to be in the same group as you!"

I:"……"

What kind of funny cutscene is this? It must be said that their voices talking about others behind their backs are too loud.

The rebuttals of the girls are also correct, the Appearance Association is too arrogant, who wants to be with you.Lord Rantang is much stronger than you.

I'm very happy with my group.

Yumehara Zhiyu ran over, hugged me and rubbed against me: "Great! I'm on the same team as you, Mingyin! Let's go shopping for swimsuits after school! This time I'm going to Okinawa, but I'm going to the beach!"

I nodded and agreed.

So after school is naturally a shopping session with the girls.

But can she stop asking me about the follow-up plot of the festival that day and concentrate on choosing clothes?How gossip is this kid?

"How could I not ask! I've been scratching my head for a long time, and you've been fooled by online chatting. I finally caught you and asked clearly—" She hugged my arm and began to act like a baby without hesitation .

I replied blankly: "There is no quarrel, no Shura field, no illegitimate son of a wealthy family, they just look alike. My... fiancé didn't just throw a 1 million yuan check in Qi Mu-jun's face. I was not interrogated by my family, I managed to get away with it, over."

Yumehara Zhiyu didn't quite believe my answer: "...Mingyin, how did you get away with it? I thought I made you completely exposed..."

"Ah Zheng and I... My fiancé and I said that Qi Mu-jun and I were pretending to be a couple for good luck." I said the truth without any fluctuations.

I never thought that one day I would tell the truth to the person I deceived in order to lie, and tell her that the truth I told was actually a lie.

Matryoshka is prohibited——

Yumehara Zhiyu was shocked: "It's still like this?"

I nodded without guilt, I never thought I could fool you like this.

"That's okay... In short, if you get away with it, you can continue to associate with Qi Mu-jun."

"...You actually think it's okay, Zhiyu, don't you think my behavior is scumbag?!"

I spit in disbelief.I myself began to feel that the "fake persona" I set up for myself was scumbag.

"I have a fiance and a boyfriend... Isn't this a scumbag?!"

"What's the matter!" Yumehara Zhiyu said confidently, "Anyway, they all like you! On the one hand, there are constant cuts and chaos brought by the family, and on the other hand, my true love, woo woo woo, this is really touching! "

I directly turned back tactically: "Moving?"

"Emotional entanglement between handsome men and beautiful women is still a love triangle! Isn't it touching? It doesn't matter, even if Mingyin likes two people at the same time, there is no problem. As long as Mingyin likes, I will support you."

I took a deep breath, I didn't know whether I should be touched by this earth-shattering sisterhood, but, "Why do you think I can like two people at the same time?"

"Because Qi Mu-jun and your fiancé look so similar! There must be something in the two of you that you like! Even if you don't say it's a substitute, do you dare to say that you don't like that face?!"

"..." I rubbed my forehead, "It's impossible for anyone with normal aesthetics to hate that face."

"Let me just say it! They are all so handsome, that's great."

"Oh." Yumehara Zhiyu sighed, "I also really want to have a new relationship. I hope that this trip to Okinawa will meet a handsome guy or something--! For this day to come, I have been seriously losing weight recently Got it! I must pick a sexy swimsuit today!"

"Well, excuse me."

The sudden voice interrupted our conversation, which is a bit scary to be reasonable. After all, a 1.9-meter-tall boy suddenly appeared in the women's clothing section, which is indeed quite unexpected.

The boy standing in front of us, wearing a Western-style school uniform, took out a pen and a notebook, and looked down at it seriously, his eyes full of excitement.

"Actually, I accidentally listened to the whole thing--could you please explain in more detail? From what I've heard, this story should include a love triangle, a substitute, a wealthy family's grievances, and pretending to be a couple... It's really exciting, will it The kind that I can’t help but want to use as the material for shoujo manga—"

"Huh?" Before I could say anything, Yumehara Zhiyu became a little upset, "Anyway, it's too impolite for you to eavesdrop on girls like this—"

"Nozaki-kun, what are you doing! I'm sorry, Nozaki-kun, he's just, just—!"

There was a panicked voice, followed by a very petite orange-haired girl wearing the same school uniform. She was just about to bow and apologize for her companion, but she happened to meet my surprised gaze.

"Mingyin?!"

"Xiao Qian?"

"Woooo—I miss you so much, Mingyin, long time no see—!" She rushed over and hugged me, because she was petite and light, and I could completely hug her around.

"What, it's someone you know, Mingyin." Yumehara Zhiyu heaved a sigh of relief, "Then don't worry about it..."

"I'm sorry, Mingyin. He's not a bad person..." Sakura Chiyo winked at me after standing still, and introduced, "I told you, Mingyin, this is Nozaki-kun...! I'm his... "

"Manga assistant." The tall boy answered, and Chiyo's expression suddenly changed when he finished speaking, but Nozaki didn't notice it. He introduced himself very politely, "Well, I was rude just now. My My name is Umetaro Nozaki, and I’m a shojo manga artist. Just now, I was a little excited because I heard what you said, which is suitable for manga material, and I’m sorry to scare you.”

"Eh?! Girl manga artist?" Yumehara Zhiyu was shocked, "What did you draw?"

"I don't know if you have read "Moe Love" serialized in "Monthly Girls' Romance"."

Yumehara Chiyu was stunned, "Wait, wait—! Teacher Yumeno Sakiko?! Is it a boy?"

"Well, although it's a little hard to put down... there's nothing I can do if I don't believe it." Nozaki Umetaro obviously accepted other people's doubts well, and his expression didn't change at all.

"I can prove it! Nozaki-kun is telling the truth!" Chiyo said seriously, "Nozaki-kun is very powerful!"

Okay, you Fuki Nozaki.

"...Please be sure to sign for me!" Yumehara Zhiyu came back to his senses, and suddenly changed from a passerby to a fan status, "I really like the story of Suzuki and Mamiko—!"

"Okay, no problem, thank you for your support." Nozaki-kun took out a signed copy from somewhere, wrote his signature neatly, and handed it to the excited Yumehara Chiyo.

I watched the whole process: "..."

It's so lively, this scene.

But how should I put it, I suddenly had an ominous premonition.

……

My premonition is true, although I don't have the super intuition like A Gang. ——But I can completely infer the subsequent development of the plot through their characters.

First of all, the premise is that my good friend Sakura Chiyo finally, at my instigation, mustered up the courage to confess to the boy Nozaki Umetaro, whom she has had a crush on since the beginning of high school.

She told me about this when chatting online, but she was "miserably" unsuccessful.It's not that he was rejected by the person he likes, but because he said something wrong when he was nervous about the confession, he was directly regarded as a "manga fan" by Nozaki-kun, a shoujo manga artist.

So the girlish confession got a signature, and Chiyo became Nozaki-kun's blacked-out assistant. ——This kind of development seems to me to be unusual for many girls' comics. Even if it is a girl's comic, it is obviously more inclined to the development of sand sculpture comics.

Nozaki-kun's character design can already be grasped through Chiyo's side description and what I just saw with my own eyes.

Is it... a dull person who only cares about comics?

Then, two of my best friends are love brains... Forget it, I'm really at a loss.

Then, Nozaki-kun was curious about my "emotional story" just now.

Excuse me.Can I have a good premonition when I am being interviewed? !

Because the two fans of Nozaki-kun who were present are my friends, I really have no suitable reason to run away, and I can only wait for this ominous premonition to come true.

After introducing each other, we first chose swimsuits in the mall.But it's really strange to have a tall boy behind him!And this person can actually pick up various skirts to observe seriously, and wonder if they are suitable for his manga heroine Mamiko, and he really bought them!

His eyes moved to Yumehara Zhiyu and me again: "Sorry, can I take a picture of your sailor uniform later? Because the collar of the sailor uniform is difficult to draw, and our school is a Western-style uniform ...I was thinking about buying a sailor suit, but now I seem to have ready-made materials."

Yumehara Zhiyu nodded in agreement.

In this regard, I just want to complain about the ugly color scheme of the PK Academy uniforms, and Chiyo's uniforms are so beautiful!

Nozaki Umetaro got the answer he wanted, and thanked him very politely. After that, his eyes turned to other women's clothing.He squeezed his chin and continued to refer seriously.

The lineup of the four of us, three women and one man, was rather weird, and the shop assistants looked at us more and more strangely.

"Is this the way cartoonists draw materials... What a professional spirit..." Yumehara Zhiyu looked yearning.

She noticed Sakura Chiyo looking at her with a bit of vigilance, shook her head quickly, and whispered to Chiyo: "I'm not interested in boys like Nozaki-kun... I just think manga artists are really good... Sakura You don't have to be vigilant..."

Sakura Chiyo: "!"

Sakura Chiyo blushed: "...how do you know?"

Yumehara Zhiyu was confident: "This is completely clear at a glance! Don't underestimate women's observation ability!"

Me: "Mainly Chiyo, you are really obvious..."

Chiyo was dejected: "No matter how obvious I am, it's useless..."

Yumehara Zhiyu patted her on the shoulder and encouraged: "Don't give up!"

"I won't give up!" Sakura Chiyo responded vigorously.

"Speaking of which, your height difference is really cute! You look good together!" Zhiyu praised.

"Hey, really?" Chiyo started shy.

"Sakura, you are super cute too! The bow is super cute!"

"You, Yumebara, too! The headband is super cute too!"

"Just call me by my name, how about I call you Chiyo?"

"Okay!"

Me: ...This is the link where two love brains make friends and praise each other, and I suddenly feel that I am out of place.

"Mingyin, why haven't you spoken?" The two of them looked at me suddenly, and then, in unison, grabbed my arm one by one.

Yumehara Zhiyu asked: "Could it be that you feel that your two friends are chatting very well, and you are excluded... We will not exclude Mingyin."

"We all like Mingyin very much!" Sakura Chiyo answered, "Don't feel lonely."

"..." Although I didn't feel lonely, they were too cute, so I hugged each other, "Okay, I like you too."

Just when our three girls were posting.

Nozaki Umetaro suddenly poked his head over and asked excitedly, "Would you like to have dinner together? I'm really interested in the previous topic. Todo-san, please tell me about your similar-looking fiance and boyfriend What's going on, please let me participate in this kind of conversation between girlfriends! If it's a secret, I won't tell others! I swear!"

I:"……"

Hearing this, Sakura Chiyo, who was holding one of my arms, suddenly had her pupils shaken. She raised her eyes and looked at me in disbelief: "What kind of fiancé or boyfriend, Mingyin, you never said that! What about fiance... Could it be you?" Is your family engaged to you?! To whom? Is it Akashi-kun?!"

I:"…………"

Sure enough, this is the retribution of lying... Why can't this setting and this meme stop!Is it over yet?! ! !