From God's perspective, I complained about the world

However, for me, today's inexplicably related "psychic ability"-related stories don't seem to be over yet.

The night in my eyes is actually a bit gloomy.

Some "creatures" appear more in the dusk and night of the Enchantment than in the day.

Just like now—on the side of the road and on the corner of the street, there are some dark, distorted, and ominous-looking "creatures" wandering around.

Before opening the door and entering my yard, I habitually looked around, but I couldn't look away, and stopped not far ahead.

I'm a bit powerless to complain...after all, it's too compelling.

The residential area in this area and the outer walls of the courtyards in front of them were all covered with strange graffiti.

I also found the culprit, who was scribbling on the corner of the wall of the house in front.

I feel that when he finishes painting, it may be my family's turn to suffer.

It was a young man in sportswear, furtively, holding a spray paint bucket, writing on the wall.

And I also saw the overly conspicuous big characters on the wall.

——Yato...Solve all your troubles for you all the time in spring, summer, autumn and winter?And a string of phone numbers.

what the hell.

I walked over quietly.

It was not enough to realize that this person was scribbling on the wall.

As if caught in some wonderful delusion, the "background" behind him was too bright, but he was still sniggering.

Just his voice.It's really familiar.

But if this kind of "snickering sound" is put on the other two people I know, it will be completely OOC.

"Are you... doodling?"

He seemed taken aback by my sudden accusation, and turned around abruptly.

The face is very good-looking, and it can be regarded as a delicate and handsome type.

Especially those ice-blue eyes, which are very clear and bright, as if they are glowing with special effects, and they are extremely conspicuous in the dark night.

I:"……"

he:"……"

We both looked at each other for a few seconds.

Me: "...that?"

His expression changed, he straightened up and greeted him, his attitude suddenly became enthusiastic, and he didn't care how weird his behavior seemed.

The voice I was familiar with once again spoke in a different tone, changed a little, and spoke words I could not imagine.

He said courteously: "If you can see the phone number I wrote down, it means that you must have some wishes? That is a potential customer who is destined. As you can see, this is publicity! Please don't come carelessly if you have any troubles. Entrust the fighting god of the night!"

I twitched the corner of my mouth: "No... If you draw so conspicuously, everyone can see it, right? Otherwise, could it be that you are blind?"

You didn't do that for advertising, did you?

Is this the level of deliberate destruction of the public environment?

Or is there something wrong with this person's brain.

……

The thing is like this, I found a young man who was scribbling and seemed to have some problems in his mind near my home.He has the same voice as my toddler and my neighbor.

He looks handsome, but the dress is a bit difficult to describe.It’s fine to wear sportswear, why do you need boots, and it’s fine to wear sportswear with boots, why do you have to wear a bib around your neck.

According to him, the large-character advertisements he painted are all in a state of Schrödinger, which is very metaphysical in short.Only the needy and the troubled can see it, so it's not really vandalism.

Then he called himself—

"I am God."

The young man named Yato in front of me was trying to sell his business to me. He was smiling brightly, and the background behind him was still emitting light that could disperse the night, and he declared so confidently.

"..."

I turned on the recording on my phone and said blankly, "Can you say it again, please?"

"I am God!"

Oh, I see, you are a god - Hiroshi Gu.

I sighed expressionlessly.

Although this kind of wonderful line recording is in hand.But it doesn't really work either.

Although the seiyuu meme is very fun.

But using seiyuu stalks to persecute acquaintances must be uncommon, sudden, and the first time the effect is the best.

However, I am proficient in Two-dimensional... In fact, I discovered a long time ago that collisions with voice actors are very common around me.

I often meet people with similar voices in real life, and among the many voice actors active in the voice actor industry, I can find voice actors who correspond to their voices.

If reality is animation——

Undoubtedly, Qi Mu-kun, A Zheng, and the newly-acquainted Yato are all voiced by Hiroshi Kamiya.

Rando-kun and Midorima are all voiced by Daisuke Ono, and Atobe and Aomine are all voiced by Suwabe Junichi.

Didn’t I meet Torisuka-kun voiced by Hana Natsuki today?

However, I was the only one who had a great time playing "Seiyuu"——

After all, not everyone will watch animation or even pay attention to seiyuu.

It may also be the influence of the world setting, making everyone feel that it is no big deal that they have similar voices to others.

It may also be because my own voice is different from what others hear, or I seldom pay attention to what my own voice is like on weekdays...

In short, for various reasons, apart from me, few people I know actually pay attention to the so-called "seiyuu memes".

The only person I have met so far who can quickly connect with me as a seiyuu stalk is Saiki-kun, who is also a senior animation fan.

Other people only really notice when I do something to play it in front of them and tell them, "Wow, listen to this voice that sounds exactly like you".

The first time I used seiyuu stalks to persecute them, I always got the question marks and a little confused expression on the other side, which made me think it was quite interesting.

But at present, the voice of the same Hiroshi Kamiya, it is estimated that no one can be persecuted.

Thinking back, the person who was persecuted the most by my seiyuu stalking should be my young boy Ranran.

After he changed his voice when he was a child and changed his voice actor, I was very happy when I found out that his cv was Hiroshi Kamiya.

And in the past, when I was first persecuted, Akashi, who still had obvious helplessness, asked me: "Do you like... this, my current voice?"

"I like it!" I replied crisply at that time, "I like Kamiya's voice the most."

After listening to my answer, Ah Zheng looked... happy but not completely happy.

But now, he clearly knows that he has collided with a well-known voice actor in the industry, and has an Ome who is a "sacred valley patient".

Akashi Seijuro has actually learned how to endure my persecution without changing his face.

So persecuting him will become very boring.

After all, now that he hears a voice similar to his own say any strange lines, his expression will not change significantly.

The line "I am a god" is not even as good as his classic lines when he was playing basketball, so... just forget it.

……

Anyway, gossip aside.

For now, Yato and I continue to look at each other.

"Sorry, I haven't heard of any Night God at all."

Japan claims to have 800 million gods, because there are too many gods, and no one can remember all of them... Although I can see abnormal things all the time, I have seen all kinds of ghosts and monsters, but I have never seen gods.

After hearing my words, Yato was greatly shocked. He was downcast, but quickly regained his energy, and suddenly raised his head again, with a gradually exaggerated expression, and made a declaration: "Although, although I am still a homeless The nameless god of God... But sooner or later, I will stand on the top of the gods in this country! I will be admired by all people!"

"...Wow, then you're awesome." I read awesome, looking at him with empty eyes.

I really admire... So, why this person's "background" can embody the scenes he imagined.It is indeed a scene of a shrine, carrying a mikoshi, and many people worshiping him... It seems that it is not an ordinary second disease.Is it really a god?

So I said, "Can I touch you?"

His face was shocked, he took a step back covering his chest, his expression seemed like I was forcing Liang into prostitution.

"This is another price..." After hesitating for a while, he stretched out his hands and said coyly.

"Oh." I replied calmly, took out a ten-thousand-dollar banknote from my pocket, and handed it over.

"Eh?!" Yato's expression became even more shocked for some reason, "Hey, hey, that's not what I said?!"

——However, at this time, I took a step forward and already got started.

I stretched out my hand to pinch his cheek, it was soft, and unexpectedly, what I touched was human skin and temperature.

He froze for a moment, and blinked his ice blue eyes.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can touch you." I let go of my hand, stared at my own hand, and muttered to myself strangely.

"How could it not be possible? Do you think I'm some kind of undead existence?!" He came back to his senses and bluffed.

"No, I just thought I wouldn't be able to come across such a non-scientific product." I squeezed my chin and looked at him with raised eyebrows, "Could it be that your gods are set to have the same entity as human beings? ?Can normal ordinary humans see you too?"

"Of course gods have entities! If you don't eat, you will be hungry! Gods are not invisible to humans, but they will be ignored subconsciously. If you don't talk to people, humans will ignore my existence...so Human beings like you who noticed my existence at the first sight must have some urgent wish to realize, so tell me, what is your wish? Fighting God is here to listen!"

He handed the banknote back again, confidently:

"Also, five yuan is enough to make a wish to the gods!"

Me: "...I don't have five yuan coins." Besides, if the wish can really come true, isn't five yuan too cheap?

Moreover, this kind of setting that normal people would ignore if you don't make a sound... This Heizi-kun can do it too, so does he also have the physique of a god?

Just kidding... I'm such a logic freak.

I sighed, "Besides, I don't have any wishes."

"Really? Are you really sure?" Yato still didn't want to give up, he approached me without any sense of distance, his blue eyes sparkled with anticipation... It seemed that he had found a once-in-a-lifetime customers who don't want to miss out.

This kind of experience is really novel... I have never thought about being entangled by God to make a wish, but I really can't think of any wish now.

I took a step back and blinked, and I looked around at the walls of my neighbors who had grown quite happy.

I suddenly thought of wish.

I handed over the bill again and made a heartfelt wish to the "culprit":

"My wish—please, please don't scribble on the walls of my house. Then, please treat the rest of the money as my offering. My lord."

Yato was stunned for a while because of my words "Master God", and he began to drift into a state of narcissism.

Taking advantage of this time, I stepped back quietly, entered my yard, and closed the door with a "slap".

Alright...it's over now.

This day is inexplicably related to "psychic abilities".