Shuangwen male supporting actor who is addicted to farming

Li Shiyou went to watch the live replay of the variety show that the gray parrot participated in. The gray parrot was not afraid of a large group of people and cameras, and spoke smoothly as usual. answer.

If it is a person, it must come to grab the show, which is very unpleasant.

But it is just a parrot. It can not only understand the questions asked by the host, but also rush to answer them. This makes netizens who watch the live broadcast think that it is a very smart bird.

At the end of the live broadcast, the host asked everyone to leave a sentence for the fans who watched the live broadcast. The male artist and others were very official speeches. The host was about to take the microphone away, and the gray parrot said loudly and shouted: "There is And me?"

Seeing that the gray parrot asked for a microphone, the host immediately handed it over and asked what the gray parrot wanted to say.

Seeing the gray parrot, he puffed up his chest and said very proudly: "I managed to sleep until Qin Yan, but none of you can."

This look of wanting to be beaten up blew up the atmosphere of the scene, and the barrage exploded directly.

The screen was filled with numerous comments, and the most common ones were "I'm not as good as a bird", "Work hard, even a bird can sleep with an idol".

The man who even sleeps like a bird is actually a hot search that Yin Zian asked people to buy. Such a hot spot, of course he must seize it and give Qin Yan a boost. The artist under him became popular, and it was he who benefited.

Originally, Li Shiyou wanted to pick up the gray parrot tomorrow, but Yin Zian discussed with Li Shiyou, wanting to keep it for a few more days to help Qin Yan keep up the heat.

Li Shiyou naturally agreed. If the gray parrot doesn't come back, he can still be clean for a few days, and although the gray parrot is not in the village, its power is still there, and the birds don't dare to steal the wheat he dried.

But Li Shiyou asked Yin Zian to pay attention, be careful not to leak in front of the gray parrot, it has a big mouth, and the gray parrot found the property of the famous corrupt official before.

Yin Zian only knew that Li Shiyou had received a bonus and commendation because of a bird that discovered the stolen money of corrupt officials, but he didn't know it was the gray parrot.

After hanging up the phone, Yin Zian contacted Qin Yan and told him that the gray parrot could stay with him for a while, and told him not to behave badly in front of the gray parrot. The gray parrot might say it in public, After speaking, he specifically explained to him that a bed should be reserved for the gray parrot at night so that it can go to sleep, but the TV or tablet should also be turned on, and the gray parrot may also watch dramas at night.

Qin Yan hung up the phone with a smile on his face. He didn't expect much from this live broadcast, but he didn't expect the gray parrot to bring him so much enthusiasm.

Even if the gray parrot yelled to sleep with him, he wasn't angry, the gray parrot could only yell, and what he could get was actual benefits.

In less than three hours since the live broadcast, his agent has received several invitation calls, which is a treatment he has never had before.

If he can seize this opportunity, this may be the beginning of his turnaround.

But Qin Yan's plans were shattered in just two days. The gray parrot didn't want to stay here. It felt that it was boring to sleep with the same male artist every day, and the food this person gave it was not good, so it wanted to go home.

The gray parrot was so noisy that Qin Yan didn't dare to offend him, so he had to call Yin Zian for help. He had a variety show in two days, and one of the contract conditions for the variety show was to bring the gray parrot.

After Yin Zian inquired carefully about the situation of the gray parrot, he asked him to send the gray parrot here first, and then asked Li Shiyou to send the gray parrot over when the variety show started.

After Yin Zian got the gray parrot, he immediately drove the gray parrot back to the village. Along the way, the gray parrot complained that the male artist's place was uncomfortable, there was no good-looking shelf to live in, no delicious food, and no Talking bird, almost smothering it.

After returning to the village, the gray parrot asked Li Shiyou for a lot of food, and immediately had a tea party with the birds outside the door after eating, talking for four or five hours before stopping to rest.

When Yin Zian met Li Shiyou, he transferred a sum of money to Li Shiyou. This was the gray parrot's labor fee. After it became popular in the live broadcast, Yin Zian even asked Qin Yan's agent to collect the labor fee.

"It's not easy for you." Yin Zian lamented that Li Shiyou had a difficult life while eating strawberries. There are so many cats and dogs in the house, and now there are many talkative parrots.

"I think it's okay." Li Shiyou didn't find it difficult. There are so many cats and dogs, so happy to masturbate casually.

After eating at Li Shiyou's place, Yin Zian went to his refrigerator and swept away twenty catties of strawberries, plus five cans of strawberry jam, before leaving satisfied.

Li Shiyou sent Yin Zian away. Seeing that it was about time, he returned home and started to move out tools to play movies.

Harvesting wheat is tiring, and now the villagers like to watch movies every night to relax. By the way, I would like to ask Li Shiyou how many cat and dog scratching orders he has received this year.

Half a month before the wheat harvest, Yue Ting opened the pre-sale of straw weaving on the Internet. Since the online traffic of the rabbit cats is also very good this year, at the request of fans, Yue Ting also put their straw weaving on the shelves. Now their straw weaving They are the most sold, and netizens especially like the little cats in police uniforms, they look serious and cute.

The police uniforms of the mantles cannot be made at will. After discussing with the police station, Li Shiyou ordered a batch of clothes that are very similar to the police uniforms, and put them on the little mantles made of straw. Commissioned.

The three police stations are very happy. I didn't expect that the three publicity ambassadors not only have a good publicity record, but also help the police station generate income. According to the data passed by Li Shiyou, the income of this group of peripherals is higher than that of the three small rabbits. The total salary for one year is too much. When they hired the rabbit cat as a publicity ambassador, they did not expect that they could not only earn back the salary they sent out, but also much higher. Who would not like this kind of employee.

Li Shiyou was also happy. The more complicated straw weaves he sold, the fewer big cushions he could weave, and the less work he needed to do.

As of today, tens of thousands of straw weaves have been sold. Only a few dozen of the big cushions he wove have been sold, which is very unpopular with netizens.

When Li Shiyou reported the quantity one by one, everyone in the village laughed from ear to ear. If it weren't for the fact that the wheat straw needed to be dried for another two days, they would have started weaving straw now.

After watching the movie, the little cutie came over to give Li Shiyou a big mouse, and the fat owl also came with his wife, empty-handed.

After talking with other birds outside, the gray parrot came back and stood next to the cutie to show off: "I slept with a male artist, he is so handsome, and many humans want to sleep with him."

The cutie ate the meat silently, and didn't respond to the gray parrot. It didn't understand what the gray parrot said, and didn't know what the gray parrot was showing off. What's there to show off when sleeping with a human.

The gray parrot didn't care if the little cutie could understand, it just came to show off, and after showing off, it flew away.

After the cutie finished eating the meat, she tilted her head to look at Li Shiyou, with worried eyes, and yelled at Li Shiyou several times.

The system jumped out and translated: "It's worried that you will be slept too, and asks you to find it if you are in danger. It can help you fight gray parrots. It can beat it."

System: "Hahahahahahahaha, weak humans still need a little owl to worry about your personal safety."

Li Shiyou: ...

Li Shiyou touched the cutie and told it: "I can beat the gray parrot too, and I won't let it mess with me."

The little cutie blinked her eyes, and then she left in peace.

The fat owl couple had been watching them curiously, and when the cutie flew away, they also came over and yelled at Li Shiyou.

The system immediately translated for it: "This owl also said that it can protect you from being slept by a gray parrot."

"Leave after eating. There is no food to pack today." Li Shiyou said to the fat owl couple with a straight face.

The fat owl unconvincedly yelled at Li Shiyou "cuckoo cuckoo" a few times, and saw that Li Shiyou really didn't pack its food, so it could only fly away angrily.

Li Shiyou sighed, it was reasonable for Xiaocuti to worry about him, because Xiaocuti always felt that he couldn't hunt, and if he didn't bring him food, he would starve.

The fat owl eats so much of him for nothing, so why do you think he is weak? He is the one who has even touched a tiger's butt.

When Li Shiyou returned to the living room, he still felt very angry. He wanted to unplug the TV, but after thinking about it, he was worried that he wouldn't be able to sleep well in the middle of the night, so he had to plug it back in.

After the lights in Li Shiyou's room were turned off, Pancake cautiously came to his door, making sure that the owner was really asleep, and barked at his brothers a few times. A group of dogs and cats quickly came out of the yard. He ran out and went straight to the bamboo forest.

Half an hour later, dozens of animals surrounded the bamboo forest. The golden monkey was sitting on a stone, knocking on melon seeds, and the gray parrot was not far away, rubbing the golden monkey’s melon seeds. We just kowtow melon seeds and watch a show together.

Among the dozens of animals, six red pandas are fighting. Two of them fight like a turn-based fight. You slap each other with your claws, and you often can’t touch each other. The other two pairs are more intense. , biting and rolling over each other.

The staff who were watching the little panda's situation quickly notified Dr. Wen to see what was going on in the bamboo forest.

The actions of these six little pandas are fighting for territory, and they have no intention of mating at all.

Usually, in this kind of battle, the red pandas would only suffer minor injuries. If they were defeated, they would run away by themselves. Doctor Wen was not worried about their safety.

He sighed and said, "A few days ago, Youzi told me that these three little pandas had a lonely personality. I thought they might just have not met someone they like. Now it seems that what Youzi said may make sense."

When you meet a girl, you don't cultivate your relationship, but make an appointment to fight for territory. Is this what you should do to a blind date?

Under the watchful eyes of dozens of animals, the three red pandas lost, and only the biggest red panda won. Chunsun and Dongsun were pressed and beaten by the little female bear.

The three red pandas were driven out of the bamboo forest, and their nest was also occupied. This place is no longer their territory.

The three little pandas almost cried and left the bamboo forest, and were led by the dogs to find Li Shiyou.

Li Shiyou was awakened by the knock on the door again at night, he sat up and sighed, it's not good to have too many cats at home, they always torment him at night.

When he opened the door, he saw a group of cats and dogs surrounded by the door. The three little pandas looked at it pitifully. The cat, on the other hand, has a gloating expression.

"What's the matter?" The three little pandas seldom came back to the village to look for him, for they were afraid of encountering humans.

The three little pandas gestured to Li Shiyou for a long time, but Li Shiyou couldn't understand.

The gray parrot was obsessed with watching TV dramas, and he didn't want to come over to help him translate. Li Shiyou had to spend another ten days without catching fish to change the translator with the system, only to find out that the three little pandas competed for territory with the three little girl bears who came to go on a blind date and were defeated. Now there is nowhere to go.

Li Shiyou: ...

This bear boy.

He brought the three little female bears here, not to compete with them for territory, but to give them a blind date. The three little pandas were too far away from the center of gravity.

The three little pandas looked at him aggrievedly. They had nowhere to go, and no bamboo leaves or bamboo to eat.

Li Shiyou couldn't think of any good solution for a while, so he had to put them in the playground built for the dog, save some food, and discuss with Dr. Wen tomorrow what to do.

Before Li Shiyou could come up with a solution, the dogs acted first.

On this day, all the dogs in Li Shiyou's family went on strike collectively, and baby Ming also went on strike together. Even A Ming, after sending Bai Xu to the teacher, told Bai Xu not to run around, then turned and ran away.

Of course Li Shiyou could see the big commotion of the dogs. He went to the playground to look for the dogs, and when he entered the door, he saw that Panbing was running with the three red pandas.

After a simple warm-up, Baby Ming came out and led the red pandas to do some moves that he usually trains.

And Amin was the last one to appear on the stage, with a serious expression, leading the little pandas and teaching them how to fight.

The three little pandas studied very seriously. The little pandas who are usually only willing to move for food, practiced with Amin and the others in full swing, with an expression of revenge on their faces.

Li Shiyou: ...

Although I can't bear to interrupt the little pandas, the fighting skills taught by the dogs are not suitable for cats.